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[REVIEW] ‘It’s a Wonderful Knife’: Christmas Came Early
Ultimately, It’s a Wonderful Knife succeeds as a competent holiday slasher with a heart that is rightfully added to the growing holiday horror pantheon. The cast is immediately likable, and when Winnie finds herself in the Silent Hill version of her hometown, it’s equal parts comical and distressing to see what’s become of them. Lessons are learned, hearts are filled, and plenty of perfectly splattered blood is spilled without devolving into a Lacey Chabert Hallmark Channel Original.
Bah! Humbug! The ashes of All Hallows’ Eve had barely settled into the muck and the mire, yet there I was, heading to the theater to watch a Christmas movie. As someone who wishes to remain Santa-free until the clock strikes twelve on Thanksgiving night, only something as irresistible as a genre-bending slasher could drive me to such madness. And so, on a crisp Southern Californian 80° afternoon, I was seated as Nicole Kidman ushered in my holiday season. And wouldn’t you know it? My coal-black heart grew three sizes that day.
A Gory Retelling of a Holiday Classic
You need a twisted mind to concoct a retelling of the beloved 1946 holiday classic It’s a Wonderful Life and deck its halls with gore and expletives, and luckily, we’ve found two. Dark elves and horror-comedy connoisseurs Michael Kennedy (writer of body-swap slasher Freaky) and Tyler MacIntyer (director of the delightfully mean-spirited Tragedy Girls) have melded their minds to give us quite an unexpected gift. Instead of despondent businessman George Bailey and his guardian angel Clarence, we have naive teen Winnie Carruthers (Jane Widdop, Yellowjackets) and The Angel, a masked killer hell-bent on making it a very black Christmas. Descending upon the picturesque town of Angel Falls one fateful Christmas Eve, the murderous celestial is stopped dead in its tracks by Winnie herself – but not before hacking through quite a few of her friends and leaving her shaken to the core. One year later, Winnie is a shell of her former self and wishes she’d never been born, only to find her wish granted, as reality shifts into a much darker version where The Angel has yet to be slain.
A Witty Blend of Horror and Holiday Tropes
Much like Freaky, It’s a Wonderful Knife is a refreshingly witty take on a familiar tale with a dash of supernatural spice. Setting the film’s opening during a “final party” of sorts, offing the killer, and revealing their identity within the first fifteen minutes is just one of the many ways it plays with genre tropes – both horror and holiday – and the story from which it’s inspired. Despite this third-act prologue, Knife consistently finds ways to surprise and delight, so don’t think you have it all figured out before the title card.
Queer-Inclusive Horror for All
And speaking of unexpected delights, the entire film is casually queer in the most cheerful way. Horror is for the outcasts or those looking for alternative fare, and Knife is all about making outsiders feel welcome. Winnie’s gay brother Jimmy (Aiden Howard) is the school’s star quarterback and golden child of his family; her aunt Gale (Katharine Isabelle) is dating quite the female hottie, and a mysterious oddball is somehow mixed up in Winnie’s adventure. The queerness of these characters exists without explanation, and not a creature is stirring or crying “woke” while the boys are a-kissing. I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of tragic queer stories, so Santa hats off to the crew for making gay happy again!
Scream-Inspired Slasher Thrills
It’s no secret that gay people love the Scream franchise and should be paid for all the free promo they give it. It should, therefore, come as no surprise to learn that slasher guru Michael Kennedy named Winnie’s aunt “Gale Prescott” after the famed franchise heroines and influences of the Wes Craven classics can be seen throughout. Scream 7 will reportedly take place during the holiday season, but Knife beat Ghostface to the punch. This movie’s kills and chase scenes simply scream Scream – there’s no other way to put it. They are brutal and bloody, and MacIntyre’s direction of the stab-happy Angel as it bobs and weaves throughout these sequences is ripped straight from the Ghostface Style Guide. For those familiar with the source material, one scene in particular has a direct homage to Scream 2 waiting just at the bottom of the stairs.
Creative Cinematography and Retro Vibes
Cinematographer Nicholas Piatnik also has some fun of his own, playing with light in genuinely exciting ways and adding a new layer of depth to what would otherwise have been just another kill. The use of technology in Knife likewise stands out in that there is hardly any. Whether intentional or not, the film seems to shy away from tech entirely – save for some choice one-liners – which further allows it to embody the 90s and 00s slashers its creators so admire. Winnie technically doesn’t exist throughout two-thirds of the plot anyway, and I don’t think Verizon has enough cell towers for that.
Balancing Horror and Humor
However, despite all this slasher throwback tomfoolery, Knife isn’t all that scary. If you’re a horror vet, your eyes will light up with excitement, but you’ll be nowhere near the edge of your seat. In that same vein, its comedy is subjective to taste. There are quite a few chuckles and knowing grins to be had, but most won’t be rolling in the aisles. That’s not to say that Kennedy’s script does not balance the tone between genres well because it is quite adept at doing so on the fly, but it doesn’t hammer it home in either direction. Think of it as a playful mix of Scream 2 and 3.
Standout Performances in a Twisted Tale
From Sidney Prescott to Winnie Carruthers, this story is ultimately Jane Widdop’s to carry. She borrows from her time on Yellowjackets in more ways than one, first embodying a less intense version of her meek and devout character, Laura Lee, before allowing Winnie to evolve into some amalgamation of the show’s more brazen survivors. She is believable and charming as someone whose entire life has gone to hell twice, and the movie would suffer if not for her ability to handle the madcap directions it takes her. Likewise, Jess McLeod, as the outcast Bernie, quickly becomes the heart of Angel Falls’ alternate reality. What initially appears to be an odd side character, McLeod allows Bernie to shine as the loveable weirdo and other half to the decidedly logical Winnie. Unfortunately, newly anointed Scream King, Justin Long, did not resonate with me as the nefarious Mayor Waters. His off-the-wall caricature of Joel Osteen meets Jiminy Glick must have been projecting from a third reality of his own because his wavelength did not match that of any other human in the movie.
It’s a Wonderful Knife is A New Holiday Horror Classic
Ultimately, It’s a Wonderful Knife succeeds as a competent holiday slasher with a heart that is rightfully added to the growing holiday horror pantheon. The cast is immediately likable, and when Winnie finds herself in the Silent Hill version of her hometown, it’s equal parts comical and distressing to see what’s become of them. Lessons are learned, hearts are filled, and plenty of perfectly splattered blood is spilled without devolving into a Lacey Chabert Hallmark Channel Original. What’s next in the MKU (Michael Kennedy Universe) of mashup horror is hard to say. Still, hopefully, we’ll get that Freaky Death Day crossover event everyone on the Internet is begging for. Until then, may you discover the joys of It’s a Wonderful Knife and the meaning behind “Aguilerian Thong.”
It’s a Wonderful Knife is in theaters now and streaming on Shudder starting December 1st.
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‘Other Mommy’ Review: Jessica Chastain Can’t Save This CGI Mess
Of all the horror movies to be described as a runaway train, Rob Savage’s Other Mommy is the first in recent memory to have that quality as a negative. A more focused piece of over-the-top supernatural horror would capitalize on starting at a high speed and just gunning it. It would get increasingly faster, more horrific with its effects and reveals, more stunning and spectacle-filled. But Other Mommy never utilizes the momentum it starts with. It stays at the same steady, uncomfortable pace. And it gets old, very fast.
Other Mommy Is Missing a First Act
The movie begins in what should have been the second act; it never does stop haunting the narrative that Other Mommy feels like it’s missing 30 minutes of setup and 10 minutes of breathing room that would actually get you to care about what’s happening. Bela (Arabella Olivia Clark) is a young girl already well acquainted with a creature known as Other Mommy. A supernatural being that can change shape and size to her liking, becoming anyone she wants and then some. The entity only desires one thing: for Bela to let it into her heart and give it a new body.
Bela’s parents, Ursula (played by Jessica Chastain, in a dual role as the Other Mommy) and Russell (Jay Duplass), become aware of the space-bending creature in the film’s very first scenes. Soon, they’re on the run from the creature that’s trying to tear the already strained family apart. But the overwrought family drama of an unfaithful mother and a scatterbrained father forced to hide their struggling marriage from their kid is smothered. Much like Chastain’s performance, it’s drowned out by a barrage of aggressive and unimpressive digital effects trying to milk every single moment for a fright, desperate to keep audiences’ attention.
A Clumsy Digital Effects Showcase That Smothers the Story to Death
Other Mommy is primarily concerned with showing off its titular monster and her reality-bending powers, jumping from one “scare filled”, dreamlike sequence to the next; heavy, heavy quotes on scare filled. You become inured to every trick the film has as it shows you all the most unimaginative uses of a shapeshifting, size changing monster possible. There is no clever framing or use of shadow to obscure it, no restraint at all really. The directing is frenetic and clumsy, but it makes sure to make the monster as clear as possible. It’s all out in the open, plain to see, and bizarrely mundane for a depiction of a demonic interloper.
Every jumpscare-a-minute scene moves too fast and is too overlit to ever scare. The bright and inappropriate atmosphere fails the already rough looking digital effects. What it amounts to is a choppily edited and disjointed assortment of scenes, with weak imitations of Trevor Henderson style abominations center stage. Tall and small and melty variations of a CGI Chastain, none of them work to evoke tension or fear or any emotion other than the occasional eyebrow raise for how goofy some of them look.
There are a few moments where Chastain teases at playing the monster effectively without face and body morphing effects, sporting a genuinely disturbing countenance and creepy voice. But as soon as these fragments of interest come, they’re washed away by warping her into a lanky, slinking monster of ridiculous proportions. What we get out of the dual role is a boring creature for the feature, and a dry, one-dimensional protagonist, both squandering the phenomenal actor Chastain is.
Other Mommy is Full of Dull Performances and Squandered Potential
Duplass offers little with his supporting role, providing flat dialogue and flatter comic relief as a middling SNL sketch’s idea of a clownish father. It’s worth noting Clark actually provides the most interesting performance among the entire cast, a feat impressive from such a young child actor. But even her endearing and heart-breaking time as Bela is too little and too shadowed by the faulty composition of the film it’s trapped in.
The trailer for Other Mommy may have caught audiences off guard at the cinema in the past few months. But ultimately, that trailer showed the movie’s entire hand. Other Mommy is a pasty, crooked collage of elements from the supernatural horror movies producer James Wan made the backbone of the genre a decade ago. That doesn’t make it a throwback; just a rehash of cliches, with no structure and no sense of cohesion. It never amounts to anything more interesting than what the marketing material showed, which is a tragic end for a film, if there ever was one.
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‘Luz: The Flower of Evil’ Review: A Colorful Nightmare
Luz: The Flower of Evil is a movie simultaneously charged with and mired in ambition. It’s genuinely comical how overly ambitious of a first-time film it is for writer-director Juan Diego Escobar Alzate: a microbudget, shot on location in the mountains of Colombia, character driven psychological horror film meant to explore the very nature of good and evil while also tackling cults and misogyny.
So, it’s shocking how much of it works. Not all of it works, not at all, but it is cohesive enough to serve as a surprising experience with the colorful aesthetic it employs and incredibly dark places it goes to.
What Is Luz: Flower of Evil About?
After the death of their mother Luz, three sisters in a rural cult community find their faith waning. The three are the centerpiece of an elaborate theology crafted by their cult leader father, a man who is becoming more difficult to deal with by the day. So, when he brings a mute boy into town, chaining him up and claiming he’s the people’s messiah, an already tense situation devolves into outright madness. What ensues is the slow dissolution of the cult, and the torturous end of an already fractured family.
Let this usual synopsis section also serve as a content warning: the film does depict sexual violence very early on, about 25 minutes into the film. It’s not Irreversible levels of horrifically long, but it’s also not particularly brief and still graphic content by its nature. It can be difficult to stomach, so I’m mentioning it now for those who would rather avoid that sort of thing.
A Ponderous Arthouse Folk Horror About Good and Evil
The film has shocking moments, but it’s not very interested in shock value. This is first and foremost a slow burn, a piece of arthouse folk horror that is more about bleeding out than it is about a violent demise. The most obvious comparisons are to The VVitch and Midsommar, but even that feels like an inappropriate mix, even when it leans towards Aster’s commercial darling or Egger’s colonial nightmare.
Fundamentally, Luz is a study about people who mythologize suffering and cruelty and excuse it as being driven by outside spiritual forces rather than their own decisions. It’s about deconstructing harmful religious and cult mentalities, and it wears its philosophy on its sleeve (aggressively so). Alzate creates a visually and textually fascinating meltdown of his characters and the community they find themselves within.
I would say it’s a “descent into madness” if it didn’t feel clear that the characters were already in a tailspin right at the film’s outset. The script, especially through its second act, starts to feel repetitive and a little simplistic, with a somewhat anticlimactic ending and dialog that starts to feel less naturalistic and more tedious. But it’s an interesting dissection of a family, even if it’s rough around the edges.
Hyperreal Sense of Color, But Shaky Directing and Writing
The film’s most obvious and striking feature is its hyperrealist palette, bearing a rich Technicolor aspect that permeates throughout the entire runtime. Colorist Felipe Martinez U paints the mountainous countryside with such vibrancy, a simple but very effective contrast to the dying days of a cult the story centers on; bleak, muddy times, punctuated by vibrant nature all around. Aesthetically, it’s pretty clearly visually inspired by the early works of Pedro Almodóvar and the visual warmth of Robin Hardy’s The Wicker Man.
Even the naturalistic tendencies of Terrence Malick make an appearance here, though how much of that is just in the gorgeous location scouting and how much is actually emulated by Alzate is up for debate. All around, the film lacks polish. The camerawork is amateurish in some ways, slightly cramped and occasionally uninspired in its framing. Sometimes the oversaturated look of the film can feel a little saccharine and heavy, but the pop of color here feels purposeful enough that I can forgive it as being highly stylized rather than trying to mask the weak points of a first-time director.
Is Luz: The Flower of Evil Worth the Watch?
In the search for great Latin American horror, Luz was an odd duck to stumble upon to be certain. But I’m a champion of strange birds with a lot of character, so you do the math.
Luz: The Flower of Evil is a struggle of a film, hard to watch at points despite how visually appealing it can be. It’s a brutal, bleak piece of psychological folk horror that certainly has a thin audience and will test the patience of even those the premise appeals to. But it does have as much substance as it does style, even when it treads into murky waters, and for that I think it’s worth the watch.


