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The Entire ‘Saw’ Franchise Ranked

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I know we are drowning in Saw content as we prepare for a tenth installment. It has been almost 20 years of traps, plot twists, confusion, and commitment to this chaotic franchise. Like many other horror nerds, I did a marathon to ensure I am over-prepared for the new movie. Like any other franchise sitting at 9 entries, it has had highs and lows. I think we should all share our rankings, and I’ll go first. 

Ranking Every Saw Movie From Worst to Best

9. Saw 3D (Saw: The Final Chapter) (2010)

Where You Can Watch:  Peacock and Prime Video,

Hoffman and Jill battle it out for Jigsaw’s legacy. Meanwhile, a man who lied about surviving Jigsaw is forced to play the game. This is the only movie in the series I have nothing nice to say about. They wasted Cary Elwes time. This movie is so focused on making sure things are flying toward the screen that it forgets what people come to the franchise for. On the bright side, it puts an end to Hoffman and Jill’s tenure in the series. Even though its ending is ridiculous with him popping out of a bag in the morgue and walking through the police station like the Terminator. 

8. Spiral (From the Book Of Saw) (2021)

Where You Can Watch: Hulu

This standalone film sees someone new follow in John Kramer’s footsteps. I love Max Minghella, Samuel L. Jackson, and the 21 Savage song on the soundtrack. Seeing Jackson in a trap is also really cool. However, there’s not much else memorable about this one. The plot is predictable, our lead seems bored, and it has the biggest police procedural vibes of any movie in this franchise. While many other films walked the fine line between ACAB and CSI: Jigsaw, this one feels like a Michael Bay cop thriller from the 90s. 

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7. Jigsaw (2017)

Where You Can Watch: MGM+ and Prime Video

When bodies start piling up 10 years after Jigsaw’s reign ended, police suspect a copycat killer is terrorizing the city. This one tries to expand on Jigsaw’s cult, but Logan isn’t interesting or exciting. It also leaves me wondering why John would forgive the med student who mislabeled his test results (which led to him not getting diagnosed early enough to survive his cancer) but continue to punish everyone else for lesser offenses. I don’t care for any of the people (or their boring secrets) who are in the barn. This one forgets what makes the traps exciting by introducing lasers and a weird spiral-shaped blade inside of a funnel. A funnel that is specifically made to kill Mitch because John blames him for his nephew’s death.

6. Saw V (2008)

Where You Can Watch: PeacockPrime Video, and Starz

Everyone thinks Hoffman is a hero aside from Agent Strahm, who believes he was assisting Jigsaw. This one frustrates me because we open with the man that killed Hoffman’s sister in a trap. However, none of the millions of detectives in this town investigates that odd coincidence. It also sets us up to see Strahm and Hoffman battle, but instead, we watch Strahm find clues to prove what he accused Hoffman of. Evidence that he does nothing with except stand next to as he dramatically reiterates what he said to Hoffman’s face at the top of the movie. I am also very annoyed with the five people stuck in Jigsaw’s house of torture. None of them were written to have common sense. 

5. Saw IV (2007)

Where You Can Watch:  PeacockPrime Video, and Starz

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Lieutenant Rigg is surprised to discover that he must now play the game to save his colleagues. This one gets major bonus points for opening with Jigsaw’s autopsy. It is a solid way to confirm that he’s really dead, and there will be no Scooby-Doo shenanigans. When they crack open his abdomen to discover another tape in his stomach, I am equally impressed and disgusted. I feel like we got too much of John’s backstory. However, I enjoy following Rigg as he embarks on this demented scavenger hunt across the city. This one also gets cooler each rewatch because you catch more lines that make it obvious Hoffman is up to dastardly deeds. 

4. Saw VI (2009)

Where You Can Watch:  PeacockPrime Video, and Starz

Now that Hoffman has killed and framed Agent Strahm, he must finish carrying out Jigsaw’s wishes, which includes putting an insurance man through a gruesome test. This movie thinks Jill and Hoffman are interesting characters, but they do nothing for me. It even wastes the reveal that Perez is alive by giving her and two other people the most uninspired and avoidable deaths of the franchise. However, seeing Jigsaw’s revenge on William (the insurance guy we hate) is fun. I love watching him get forced to choose who lives and dies among his colleagues after sentencing so many strangers to death over the years. 

3. Saw II (2005)

Where You Can Watch:  PeacockPrime Video, and Starz

The police are racing the clock to save 8 people that Jigsaw has trapped in a house. I love this one because it shows us that John Kramer is really on another level. Do you remember the first time your jaw dropped when you found out the footage of the people trapped in a house was pre-recorded? Do you remember screaming when the safe opened and we discovered Detective Matthews’ son had been with them the whole time? Let’s not forget this is also when we realize Amanda is in the cult of Jigsaw. No other movie in the franchise has so many reveals stacked on top of each other. Also, the needle pit scene still lives rent-free in so many of our minds today.

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2. Saw III (2006)

Where You Can Watch:  PeacockPrime Video, and Starz

Jigsaw kidnaps a doctor for an unorthodox surgery as he and Amanda put a man through a gruesome test. This one dares to kill Jigsaw and then ends on a cliffhanger. That’s the boldest thing I have seen from the third installment of a franchise since Halloween III: Season Of The Witch forgot we were there for Michael Myers. Jeff and Lynn are interesting (even if their marriage is a predictable plot twist), but the sequence of deaths that are ignited when they reunite is a thing of art. Finding out how far Jigsaw will go to test those closest to him is also a thing of beauty and what the fuckery. 

1. Saw (2004)

Where You Can Watch:  PeacockPrime Video, and Starz

Two strangers wake up in a room only to discover they are about to play a very sadistic game. While we have some fun traps, gruesome kills, and good times with some of the sequels, nothing has ever fully captured the feeling of the first movie. Give me Cary Elwes and Leigh Whannell chained in the dirtiest room on Earth any day. This is the one that kept me on the edge of my seat. The tension was palpable as we all waited for the inevitable saw to finally get used. This one effortlessly serves us all the stress, drama, and chaos that many of the sequels struggle with. It also forever changed what my generation thought we knew about body horror.

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Sharai is a writer, horror podcaster, freelancer, and recovering theatre kid. She is one-half of the podcast of Nightmare On Fierce Street, one-third of Blerdy Massacre, and co-hosts various other horror podcasts. She has bylines at Dread Central, Fangoria, and Horror Movie Blog. She spends way too much time with her TV while failing to escape the Midwest. You can find her most days on Instagram and Twitter. However, if you do find her, she will try to make you watch some scary stuff.

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The Best Horror You Can Stream on Netflix in December 2025

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December is a time for family problems, and that is why I am here with a streaming guide filled with ghoulies goodies that understands the assignment. One thing Netflix excels at is genre movies that put families front and center. Whether they are fighting ghosts, trying to survive hectic circumstances, or trying to kill each other, these movies will make you happy that you put a cap on family time this holiday season. So, grab some leftovers and get ready to hit play on some wild film suggestions. Let us end this year with a bang (or five)!

The Best Movies to Stream on Netflix This Month

Before I Wake (2016)

A couple adopts a child whose dreams and nightmares manifest in the real world. I was late to check out this Mike Flanagan film on Netflix. To be honest, I mostly hit play because of the cast. I needed to see what Kate Bosworth, Thomas Jane, and Jacob Tremblay were doing with my own eyes. While it’s not my favorite movie on the list, I love that it reminds us that even adopted parents can be the worst. This lady really almost put this kid at risk, and we don’t talk about that enough as a society. I’m putting her in bad mother (and guardian) jail immediately. Aside from that, the movie does have some sick imagery despite its meager budget.

Cobweb (2023)

A young boy investigates knocking sounds in the walls of his house and discovers a dark family secret. I ran at this movie because it was directed by Samuel Bodin (Marianne). Lizzy Caplan, Antony Starr, and Cleopatra Coleman being in the cast was the cherry on top of the eerie sundae. Cobweb is like a waking fairytale nightmare. It’s gorgeous, creepy, and unsettling in all the right ways. It also has one of Lizzy Caplan’s top-tier performances, and I live every time I rewatch it. If this wasn’t on your holiday watchlist, it should be. Ignore the autumn vibes and get into the sickening scenery. Make sure you watch it while it is on Netflix. You will thank me later.

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The Haunting of Hill House (2018)

A fractured family must face their chilling past in a haunted home they fled from. They soon discover they are still in danger from the things they have avoided dealing with all of these years later. Overall, this was a great show, even if the ending pissed me off. It proved that Mike Flanagan understands family drama and that his audience craves it. The series gave us ghosts, twists and turns, and a lot to talk about. So, if you are looking for a binge this December, it is one of the best ones on Netflix. Between the family drama and The Bent-Neck Lady reveal, this is a pretty awesome way to spend a holiday. Come for the stellar cast and stay for all the ghosts hiding in the background of scenes.

Nowhere (2023)

A pregnant woman escapes from a country at war and hides in a container aboard a cargo ship. When she gives birth after a dangerous storm, she must fight the harrowing conditions for the survival of her and her newborn. I’m not one for pregnancy horror, but I could not resist hitting play on this because I do like a survival horror/thriller. This was a weirdly fun Netflix find, and I suggest it if you want a little adrenaline this holiday season. It also features an outstanding performance from Anna Castillo as Mia. She deserved awards and more attention for her work. So, if you are looking for something popular but very different than the other recs on this list, this might be your girl.

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Under the Shadow (2016)

A mother and daughter trying to survive war-torn Tehran of the 1980s discover an evil entity is haunting their home. Under the Shadow is creepy, educational, and severely underappreciated. It has amazing performances, gorgeous cinematography, and immaculately disturbing vibes. If you liked The Others (2001), then think of this as its very distant and cool cousin. I would even recommend doing them as a double feature because I am a professional couch potato with a vision. If you have not watched this Netflix gem yet, the holidays are a good time to fix that. If you have, then maybe revisit and make a friend watch along with you. After all, unsettling movies are the gift that keeps on giving.

So, these Netflix movies are how I plan to spend this December. Let me know if any of these also make it onto your holiday watch list. Or if you have a completely different list of family forward genre movies awaiting you this month. I am so serious because I am really nosy. Happy Holidays to you, your TV, and your favorite snacks. I am proud of you for making time for Netflix this holiday season, friends.

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The Best Horror You Can Stream on Shudder in November 2025

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Halloween season is over, and many streamers have forgotten about us horror kids. While they take their 11-month hiatus from the genre, we can be grateful that we still have an app that cares. We are so lucky that Shudder remains that girl year-round. Whether you’re finishing their new original show Guts & Glory, catching up on The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula: Titans, or running at some of their deep cuts like I am, Shudder has your best interests at heart. As usual, she has quite a few titles fighting for our attention. Which is why I am here with five titles I think should be at the top of all of our watch lists this November. So, cancel your holiday plans and pick up your remote because we have got horrifying things to watch.

The Best Movies to Stream on Shudder This Month

Habit (1995)

An alcoholic unwittingly enters into a relationship with a succubus in New York City. If you ever wondered what Larry Fessenden was getting up to in his youth, you need to see this ’90s gem. I lucked out and caught it at Brooklyn Horror Film Festival last year, and I lived my best life. While watching it on the small screen will not be the same, I plan to hit play anyway. Mostly because I love to see 1990s succubi leaving their mark on men…and also the horror genre. Shudder is also adding The Last Winter and Depraved, so we can spend a whole day with Uncle Larry’s work.

Sew Torn (2024)

A seamstress happens upon a failed drug deal and steals a briefcase. She soon finds herself caught in a deadly situation where all roads lead to death. I caught Sew Torn at SXSW last year and have been wondering what happened to it. So, I am very happy this odd little bird has found her way to Shudder. I cannot wait to make my friends who are looking for something cute and deadly watch. I knew nothing when I hit play on this, and I encourage you to know as little as possible, too. I fear I have already written too much in this blurb to be completely honest. 

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You can watch Sew Torn on November 1st.

The Retreat (2021)

A couple goes on a pre-wedding retreat and unwittingly becomes targets of a group of serial killers. We have seen too many movies about retreats, and I thought this one would be more of the same. This title does not completely reinvent the wheel, but it does set itself apart within this oversaturated subgenre. The Retreat is a surprisingly fun and tense little thriller that feels made for the winter watches. Come for the lesbian characters leading the film, and stay for the violence. I also encourage you to check it out while it is on Shudder, because it is usually on apps with ads.

You can watch The Retreat on November 1st.

The Creep Tapes (Season 2)

Peachfuzz returns with more tapes, chaos, kills, and WTF moments. Mark Duplass and Patrick Brice have reentered the TV arena and are making things weird again. If award shows were real, this duo would be leading the Emmys charge. I saw the first three episodes, and Josef/Peachfuzz is still the serial killer after our own hearts. Our Wolfie is still cutting up (literally and figuratively) in the most amazing ways. Guest stars in danger this season include David Dastmalchian (Late Night with the Devil), Katie Aselton (The League), and Robert Longstreet (The Haunting of Hill House). 

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You can watch The Creep Tapes (Season 2) on November 14th.

Krampus (2015)

A kid accidentally summons demons during the holidays in this horror comedy. Krampus remains one of the top-tier Christmas horror titles for me. It is also my favorite Michael Dougherty film. Not only because it has the star power of Adam Scott and Toni Collette, either. This movie is wicked, and even the kids are in danger. I do not have many holiday horror movies I revisit every year, but Krampus is one of the very few. It still holds up, and I cannot wait to rewatch it with a festively boozy beverage. 

You can watch Krampus on November 15th.

Those are a few reasons I am grateful for Shudder this holiday season. While the rest of you are fighting with your family and friends, I will be parked in front of my TV. You can have your turkey because I would rather gorge myself on episodes of The Creep Tapes anyway.

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Let me know what Shudder shenanigans you have got your little eye on. I am nosy and want to make sure I am not missing anything on my favorite streamer.

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