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‘Tales from the Crypt’ Top 10 Episodes of All-Time, Ranked

Horror Press ranks the ten best episodes of Tales From The Crypt.

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Greetings Boils and Ghouls!

Growing up I was a big fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation. One week I saw in TV guide that Patrick Stewart was hosting a show I had never heard of called Saturday Night Live. In my effort to stay up late enough to watch the show, I started to channel surf until I came upon another show called Tales From The Crypt. I was instantly hooked on the horror, comedy, and naughty glimpses of nudity. Did I stay up long enough to watch Captain Jean-Luc Picard talk about sexy cakes? Yes I did, but the following week I eagerly returned to spend time with my pal the Crypt Keeper.

Fast forward 30 years: I host a podcast called Dads From The Crypt, where I am joined by two other spooky dads to review horror and sci-fi anthology movies and series, such as Tales From The CryptBlack Mirror, and Creepshow… and also to give questionable parenting advice.

After reviewing the entire bloody series, here is my list of the best Tales From The Crypt episodes.

The Ten Best Episodes of Tales From The Crypt

10. Skin Deep: Season 6, Episode 2

For a show known for pushing the boundaries of sex and violence, this one has both on full display. Expertly directed by William Malone (House on Haunted Hill (1999), Feardotcom (2002)) and starring the electric Sherrie Rose, this episode should give pause to anyone who considers going home with a mysterious girl at a party.

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9. Cutting Cards: Season 2, Episode 3

The legendary Walter Hill (48 Hrs (1982), The Warriors (1979)) brings us the shortest episode in the series that packs a massive punch. Lance Henrickson and Kevin Tighe play two gamblers locked in an escalating battle of will and luck. These two chew the scenery with the ferocity of the shark from Jaws, and the absurdly funny resolution is an ending for the ages.

8. House of Horrors: Season 5, Episode 7

Ever wanted to watch Wil Wheaton, Keith Coogan, and Jason London scrub a floor with toothbrushes in their underwear while being berated by Kevin Dillion? This episode has you covered! Directed by Bob Gale (From the Back To The Future franchise- look for the interview I did with him!), this episode involves a fraternity hazing prank that you can really sink your teeth into. Think Animal House meets Night of the Demons.

7. Dig That Cat… He’s Real Gone: Season 1, Episode 3

This was one of the three episodes (The Man Who Was Death, And All Through The House…) that kicked off the series on Jun 10, 1989. All three of them are excellent and could easily make anyone’s top 10 list, but I went with this one for the sake of variety. Directed by the late great Richard Donner (Superman, The GooniesThe Omen), this episode really showcased the series’ dark humor. Many Tales From The Crypt segments are set in a creepy circus, a great setting for shady stories of the macabre. This one is the best, featuring Joe Pantoliano as a death-defying performer who pushes his luck. His and Robert Wuhl’s performances are so big they could pop out of your screen. Donner crafts a nasty, comedic tale that sets the tone for the rest of the series. 

6. Television Terror: Season 2, Episode 16

Real life media personality and verifiable loudmouth Morton Downey Jr. parodies his own career in this take of the BBC’s Ghostwatch. Part terrifying haunted house story, part tongue-in-cheek commentary on the state of the media, this episode chills and tickles to the bone. Legendary stuntman Charlie Picerni directs this fan-favorite episode with a steady, imaginative hand.  

5. Dead Right: Season 2, Episode 1

Kicking off season 2, the increased budget is immediately noticeable with improved sets and even the craftsmanship of the Crypt Keeper puppet itself. Demi Moore displays her charisma in this classic episode months before Ghost would make her a household name. Jeffery Tambor dons a plethora of prosthetics to play a character who is uglier on the inside than he appears on the outside. Director Howard Deutch (Pretty In Pink) lands this campy, creepy crypt tale.

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4. The New Arrival: Season 4, Episode 7

This is the scariest episode of the entire series. When I first saw it as a kid, I was so scared I kept the lights on when I went to bed. David Warner plays a radio child psychologist who quickly gets in way over his head when he is invited to help a mysterious, disturbed child. Zelda Rubenstein is excellent as always, and Robert Patrick has a fun cameo in this tight terror tale from Peter Medak (The Changeling). Think Frasier Crane visits the house in The People Under The Stairs.

3. “Death of Some Salesman”: Season 5, Episode 1

Bordello of Blood may have been underwhelming, to say the least, but director (and longtime Tales From The Crypt producer) Gil Adler proved he had the chops with two classic Tales episodes: “Death of Some Salesmen” and “What’s Cookin’.” “Death of Some Salesmen” gets the nod here for an incredible performance by the iconic Tim Curry. He plays all three members of a demented family at once, sometimes even in the same shot. Effects master Todd Masters deserves major credit for the exceptional makeup. Ed Begley Jr. is the titular salesman trying to make the deal of a lifetime. This episode provides the gore, humor, and thrills that fans crave.

2. “Top Billing”: Season 3, Episode 5

To kill or not to kill? That is the question this episode seeks to answer, and boy is it a killer time! Jon Lovitz gives a surprising performance as a down-on-his-luck actor hoping to breathe life into his career by auditioning for the lead in a production of Hamlet that is way off-Broadway. Todd Holland directs this quintessential Tales From The Crypt episode, with a colorful cast including Bruce Boxleitner, John Astin, and Louise Fletcher. The shocking twist will floor you, and the gory effects gag in the final scene will leave you shaken.

1. “Yellow”: Season 3, Episode 14

My choice for best Tales From The Crypt episode of all time was not meant to be a Tales From The Crypt episode. At the height of the series’ success, there was a plan to make a more wartime/action-oriented spin-off series. “Yellow” was meant to kick off the series and was given a big budget and longer run time. When the spinoff plans were canceled, this episode and a few others were repurposed into the main series. Lucky for us, this Robert Zemeckis (Back To The FutureForrest Gump) episode transcended the show’s status quo. The series hallmarks are still present, with gory effects thanks to the World War I setting and a morality lesson that resonates today. Real-life father and son Kirk and Eric Douglas play a father and son on a tragic trajectory that feels so authentic that they barely seem to be acting. Dan Akroyd and Lance Henrikson round out the cast of this fantastic, heart-wrenching episode, which is one of the best episodes of TV ever broadcast.

I hope you enjoyed my list! Let us know your favorite Tales From The Crypt episodes on social media! If you want to know which episodes my co-hosts chose, you can listen to our July 2nd, 2023 episode, where we shared/compared/trashed each other’s list. You can find us on YouTube or your podcast app of choice.

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[INTERVIEW] Talking ‘Pretty Little Liars: Summer School’ With the Cast and Crew

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Recently, I had the wonderful opportunity to watch the first half of Pretty Little Liars: Summer School, the much-anticipated follow-up to Original Sin. I was a huge fan of Original Sin, so when I was offered a spot in the Summer School press junket, I jumped right on that. I had the chance to sit down and chat with Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Lindsay Calhoon Bring, and Annabeth Gish for a few minutes. We had a wonderful conversation!

An Interview with Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Lindsay Calhoon Bring and Annabeth Gish

Brendan Jesus: Like Original SinSummer School is chock full of references and homages, from a very great visual homage to The Exorcist III hallway scene to a passing comment about Randy Meeks and Scream 2. Since you explicitly mentioned Randy, I’m curious if you took any of his ‘sequel’ notes into the writer’s room.

Lindsay Calhoon Bring: You know what, in our writer’s room, if we’re ever taking a break–we had a TV in the writer’s room–one of our favorite things to do was watch a trailer or watch an old horror movie. One of the scenes we pulled up for Tabby was Randy walking everyone through the rules of horror movies. We thought it was so Tabby’s energy. Later in the season, Tabby really is our sort of cross between Dawson and Randy Meeks, she kind of walks us through a list of suspects, who they could be and why, and it definitely is in line, and tone, with that Randy Meeks energy for sure. 

BJ: Throughout the first few episodes, it’s clear Imogen has sort of a crisis of character. With as much as you can go into this, did her character mirror the process of creating this season? By that I mean, did you feel like Summer School needed to exist as its own entity? To exist as its own grand idea?

Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa: It’s funny, you’re totally circling something Lindsay and I spent a lot of time talking about before starting the writer’s room. We definitely wanted the second season, the sequel season, to feel different, to have a different theme, vibe, and horror villain. But, we 100% wanted to continue the emotional storylines from Season 1 and to not do a hard reset. We said, whatever stories we’re telling in Season 2, we cannot forget the trauma the girls went through in Season 1. They were terrorized by a guy in a mask with a knife! Specifically that Imogen and Tabby were dealing with the shared trauma of sexual assault. We didn’t want to say, “They’re all good, fresh start.” The secret thematic story of Season 2 was these girls working through their traumas. We wanted to give them someone to talk to, so who better than Dr. Sullivan from the OG Pretty Little Liars? It was finding that balance of new story, new villain, new franchise, but keeping that emotional and thematic continuity from Season 1, which we loved doing! We loved the challenge of that. 

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BJ: When it comes to creating projects, reality will always differ from expectation. For the three of you, what do you think will scare audiences most? For me, I’ve already had some nightmares about the masks. 

Annabeth Gish: That mask did a number on me, I’ll say. When I had to shoot that scene, and it was in that sort of floating head form, it was terrifying! And I’ve been around some horror sets. That one crept into my dreamscape as well. 

Lindsay Calhoon Bring: A classic for me in horror, and we’re all such huge horror fans. It’s my sort of anxiety dream, which circles Imogen, right? We know she’s struggling with her mental health, and our villain is preying on that. But a constant anxiety dream for me is being chased. And I think there’s nothing better in a horror movie, especially a summer horror movie, than to have an epic terrifying chase. I think we deliver on that really amazingly in Episode 5 with Maia Reficco’s barefoot chase in the woods. That really turned out amazing and is pretty pulse-pounding. I hope that it will scare people!

Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa: To your point, and what we mentioned a little bit when we were coming up with Bloody Rose, and knowing this was sequel season, we were inspired by horror movie sequels. One of them, that really inspired the look of Bloody Rose, was the character of Julia Cotton in Hellraiser II. No skin on her face, in a blue diaphanous evening gown, wafting through a hellscape. There’s something about someone who’s had their face skin, with their face wrapped and covered in blood with a crown of thorns–that felt very apocalyptic and primal. That idea, the mother as a primal destructive force, is wrathful and terrifying. 

Annabeth Gish: And pagan, almost!

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A big thanks to Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Lindsay Calhoon Bring, and Annabeth Gish for taking the time to chat with me, and if you don’t have Summer School on your radar, go binge the first season on Max! You won’t want to miss this season.

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As #RenewChucky Gains Steam, We Don’t Just Want Season 4– We Need It

Following the season finale on May 1st, the cast and crew of Chucky have taken to Twitter and Instagram with #RenewChucky, calling for fans to make their voice heard on getting the SyFy original series renewed for a fourth season. Just as the show explored the space between life and death in its third season, the state of Charles Lee Ray’s television future is in a foggy spirit realm of its own; over a week later, and the network has been sparse in its response to calls to get the show back.  So as the #RenewChucky movement reaches a swell among fans, and calls come in for the killer doll of the people to bring a tidal wave of blood across America once more, it’s evident that we don’t just want a Season 4—we need a season 4 for a more satisfying closer. 

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Chucky has always been a coverage priority for us here at Horror Press, with full episode-by-episode recaps having a home on this site from the outset (and they’re pretty comprehensive ones, so if you need a refresher, be sure to check them out). But lately, the focus on Chucky for fans hasn’t been on the existing episodes but on ones that haven’t been made yet. 

Will Chucky the TV Series be Renewed?

Following the season finale on May 1st, the cast and crew of Chucky have taken to Twitter and Instagram with #RenewChucky, calling for fans to make their voice heard on getting the SyFy original series renewed for a fourth season. Just as the show explored the space between life and death in its third season, the state of Charles Lee Ray’s television future is in a foggy spirit realm of its own; over a week later, and the network has been sparse in its response to calls to get the show back.  

So as the #RenewChucky movement reaches a swell among fans, and calls come in for the killer doll of the people to bring a tidal wave of blood across America once more, it’s evident that we don’t just want a Season 4—we need a season 4 for a more satisfying closer. 

Major spoilers ahead for everything in Chucky Season 3. Reader discretion is advised. 

CHUCKY SEASON 3 TAKES THE LEAP OF FAITH…

Season 3 was first and foremost a season of great concepts and fun moments. Many of them hinge on the series’ willingness to go out on a limb and try something odd, which is a strength despite some wishing for a straightforward and back-to-basics approach with Chucky. And what were these major moves exactly? Well, the most important ones:

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·Taking the action to the inner sanctum of the White House

·Said White House being a locus of spiritual energy filled with ghosts

·A shadow government covering up Chucky’s crimes

·Chucky being given an expiration date by the voodoo god Damballa and left to die permanently

·And (what many will recognize as the MVP of the season plot-wise) putting Tiffany through her paces with some jailhouse antics before her impending execution 

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That’s not even mentioning that the finale is mostly a ghost battle in the afterlife where Jake tries to get Chucky’s spirit to destroy itself, which backfires and lets the doll take his body for a joyride. All of this is what prime Chucky should look like. These are the off-the-wall inventions of Don Mancini that made us love the franchise in the first place; they’re adventurous and different from everything that comes before them.

That and all the insane kills this season had just ripped. 

Rest in peace to Sarah Sherman’s face, that was NASTY nasty. 

…BUT LANDS BACK IN THE USUAL BUSINESS 

But the trick of Season 3 that makes it less than satisfying is serving a lot of high-stakes crazy plot points, and ultimately, not keeping the mad momentum. Chucky dies permanently—until he doesn’t. Nica gets to see her victory over Tiffany—until she doesn’t. And Jake is trapped in the spirit realm with Chucky piloting his body and torturing his loved ones—until he isn’t. We’re given what I think is a really good meal, but the plate is taken on the last few bites and replaced with leftovers. And leftovers are great, but this weird chicken dish you were serving was even better. 

I don’t expect Mancini and Company to permanently kill off some of the most beloved characters in horror history for a whammy ending when there are plenty more wild and weird stories to be told with them. I want those stories! But the endings for these characters in Season 3 felt like the safest options, which runs counter to everything we’ve seen. Chucky murders dozens of people in one of the most secure places on earth, kills the President, launches an ICBM to the North Pole, and then becomes a White House ghost with blood-bending magic. 

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And then…

He is a doll again.

IT COULD BE THE END, FRIEND—BUT IT WOULDN’T BE THE ONE IT DESERVES

I’m by no means saying to retire the character permanently. But as far as wrapping up the show and finishing the Hackensack Cycle in Chucky’s spanning saga, it felt like being sent back to the drawing board. It takes the ethos of Season 3’s much more experimental supernatural angle and treats it as a pit stop. Chucky and Tiffany ride off into the sunset with renewed vows to do no good together, and of course, Nica and the Hackensack gang (now possessing marionette bodies) are smacked with the cosmic irony frying pan and forced to hunt them down all over again. 

Nica might very well be the best example of why Season 3 can’t be the end—the character who has been put through the wringer, isolated, tortured, and is always snatching defeat from the jaws of victory cannot die in a dollmaker’s house as an afterthought to Chucky and Tiffany. Nica’s story is one with a streak of oppressively dark humor. Whether it ends with her triumphing or meeting a grisly end, it must happen on the main stage, not as the cliffhanger for a single television season. When the ending to Chucky comes, we want it to be definite, and we want it to go out with the wild and inventive bang that these characters deserve. 

#RenewChucky has to succeed. We, as fans, have made ourselves abundantly clear—we love this show. And loving it means recognizing that it shouldn’t end on this note. So here’s to Andy, Nica, Tiffany, Devon, and every other character we love getting another shot at syndication. Here’s to Don Mancini finding newer, more terrible ways to kill Devon Sawa and Michael Therriault. Here’s to a Chucky Season 4. 

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