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‘The Toxic Avenger’ Review: Now That’s What I Call Brainrot

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It’s a thin line to walk, but there’s an art form to vulgarity. The cinephile term to describe this would be “ridiculous sublime”, but in the case of The Toxic Avenger, fans can temporarily rename the phrase to “straight up Tromatic” for a well-earned moment of appreciation.

Understanding Troma’s Cult Legacy

It’d be blasphemous to compare Troma Entertainment to a cult, but there is a sort of indoctrination required to grasp what the production company has been putting out for the past 50 years. Don’t forget that art is subjective, now. Co-founder and creator of the original Toxic Avenger, “Uncle Lloyd” Kaufman understands that better than most. With that, Troma has fueled the success of James Gunn, J.J. Abrams, South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker, and a hell of a lot more memorable names in showbiz. Cash is king, yeah, but trash gets it flowing. Writer/director Macon Blair is next up on the roster, and right now the citizens of Tromaville are nothing but welcome.

A New Toxie Hero

Bottom line- The Toxic Avenger rips, and is exactly what you’d expect from a big budget (by Troma standards, at least) modern day re-hash. The new Toxie is more of a reimagining than it is a typical remake, and I’m digging the new origin story. Good old Melvin has been swapped for Winston Gooze (Peter Dinklage), a down-on-his-luck, single stepdad stuck in the middle of a couple of personal crises, health related and otherwise. He, his stepson Wade (Jacob Tremblay), and their combined anxieties live in the nothing but normal suburb, St. Roma’s Villa- which fans remember as the infamous Tromaville.

The Villains of Tromaville

Gooze is a janitor at the HQ of crooked pharma company BTH; infamous for being an A+ super polluter, accepting dirty money, and contributing to the predatory never-ending cycle of healthcare and insurance scams. With every government-protected monopoly, there’s bound to be a supervillain-adjacent CEO, which in this case, is helmed by king shmoozer Kevin Bacon in the hilariously ignorant role of Bob Garbinger. He plays a great asshole, but it’s the 2000s era N’SYNC highlights with a swoop bang that gets me, personally.

After a sad attempt at begging for healthcare coverage, Gooze meets JJ Doherty (Taylour Paige); a mole set on exposing the skeletons in the BTH pharmaceutical company closet. The lesser brother of the BTH empire, and Rocky Horror’s Riff Raff wannabe, Fritz Garbinger (Elijah Wood) sends his goons, The Killer Nutz to handle the infiltration. Is there anything more unserious than a nu-metal/juggalo fusion band masquerading as hitmen? Pause for several consecutive minutes of tongue-in-armpit violence and pointless parkour, and Gooze ends up face down in a vat of toxic pharma-waste. Thus, the new Toxie is born!

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Over-the-Top Humor and Visuals

What comes next, I can only describe as a scrapbook, “fuck-off” movie. Its plot is simple, leaving opportunities to pack in throwaway scenes to generate laughs and build audience understanding of the boundaries of St. Roma’s Villa. They’re not all gold, but with the sheer volume of crass humor, something’s bound to get you. Worst-case scenario: chuckle by way of cringe or secondhand embarrassment. It’s filled with bright colors and wacky shapes that don’t make any sense. I’ll take my cap off to production designer Alexander Cameron for creating a real live-action cartoon, and to the cast for understanding the assignment of underplaying moronic, skitchy dialogue, as they’re all just cartoon characters themselves.

Social Commentary Through Satire

Though this world ain’t even close to ours, our societal problems do overlap. America’s got a huge issue with corporations’ parasitic effects on our communities. Our healthcare system is a damned mess, the wealth gap grows deeper by the second, but somehow the spite that gets us out of bed in the morning is the erasure of Aunt Jemima, or the burger chain down the street changing its name from “Mr. Meat” to “Miss Meat”. For that reason, we’re able to connect with this crap (complimentary). If you’re willing to meet The Toxic Avenger at its level, you’ll be forced to take a step back and remember how dumb some of our contemporary conflicts really are. Good thing we can laugh, though. It’s getting dark out here.

That tie-in must have been tough, but Peter Dinklage’s performance (before the toxic accident) encourages more of an emotional connection than its predecessor. Fans may have been skeptical of this casting due to Dinklage’s weight in traditional dramatic roles, but his 30 minutes of “normal human” screentime is just the modern touch of relatability this reimagining needed to survive 2025. The wraparound train from “sometimes it’s better to do nothing” to “sometimes you’ve got to do something” actually has a chance of leaving you (appropriately) touched by the time the credits roll.

Macon Blair’s Tromatic Vision

The Toxic Avenger is clearly a product of a seasoned Troma Entertainment fan, created specifically for the fan base. Is it Criterion material? Hell no, but through his new story and direction, Macon Blair has taken Toxie down a modern lane through classic Troma guidelines that can be felt from a handful of anarchic angles. The most prominent being the “you can’t laugh at me- I’m already laughing” circle of protection. Blair and the crew are already 10 steps ahead of you, giggling in a mirror covered with sweaty fingerprints and other questionable substances. You should watch it. I’m going in for seconds this weekend.

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Xero Gravity is a media personality and genre journalist with a focus on diversity and inclusion in horror, sci-fi and dark fantasy. She curates and hosts nerdy fundraisers, events, screenings and dance parties as "THEE Black Elvira". When she’s not on her feet or behind the mic, you can find her online for killer movie reviews, podcasts, livestreams and commentary.

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‘Frankenstein’ Review: Guillermo Del Toro Is Off to the Races

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Those expecting Guillermo Del Toro’s Frankenstein to be similar to the book, or to any other adaptation, are in for something else. A longtime enjoyer of the creature’s story, Del Toro instead draws from many places: the novel, James Whale’s culturally defining 1931 film, the Kenneth Branagh version, there are even hints from Terence Fisher’s Curse of Frankenstein, and if the set design and costuming are to be believed, there are trace elements of the National Theatre production too.

The formulation to breathe life into this amalgam is a sort of storm cloud of cultural memory and personal desire for Del Toro. This is about crafting his Frankenstein: the one he wanted to see since he was young, the vision he wanted to stitch together. What results is an experience that is more colorful and kinetic and well-loved by its creator than any Frankenstein we’ve had yet, but what it leaves behind is much of its gothic heart. Quiet darkness, looming dread, poetry, and romance are set aside as what has been sold as “the definitive retelling” goes off to the races. It’s a fast-paced ride through a world of mad science, and you’re on it.

Victor Frankenstein’s Ambition and Tragedy

A tale as old as time, with some changes: the morbid talents and untamed hubris of Victor Frankenstein (Oscar Isaac) guide him to challenge death itself. Spurred by a wealthy investor named Henrich Harlander, and a desire for Harlander’s niece Elizabeth (Mia Goth), Victor uses dead flesh and voltaic vigor to bring a creature to life. His attempts to rear it, however, go horribly wrong, setting the two on a bloody collision course as the definitions of man and monster become blurred.

Guillermo Del Toro’s Frankenstein is more Hellboy in its presentation than it is Crimson Peak; it’s honestly more similar to Coppola’s Dracula than either of them. The film is barely done with its opening when it starts with a loud sequence of the monster attacking Walton’s ship on the ice. Flinging crew members about and walking against volleys of gunfire, he is a monstrosity by no other name. The Creature (Jacob Elordi) cries out in guttural screams, part animal and part man, as it calls for its creator to be returned to him. While visually impressive (and it remains visually impressive throughout, believe me), this appropriately bombastic hook foreshadows a problem with tone and tempo.

A Monster That Moves Too Fast

The pace overall is far too fast for its first half, even with its heavy two-and-a-half-hour runtime. It’s also a far cry from the brooding nature the story usually takes. A scene where Victor demonstrates rudimentary reanimation to his peers and a council of judges is rapid, where it should be agonizingly slow. There’s horror and an instability in Victor to be emphasized in that moment, but the grotesque sight is an oddly triumphant one instead. Most do not revile his experiments; in fact he’s taken quite seriously.

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Many scenes like this create a tonal problem that makes Victor’s tale lean more toward melodrama than toward philosophical or emotional aspects; he is blatantly wild and free, in a way that is respected rather than pitied. There are opportunities to stop, breathe in the Victorian roses and the smell of death, to get really dour, but it’s neglected until the film’s second half.

Isaac’s and Goth’s performances are overwrought at points, feeling more like pantomimes of Byronic characters. I’m not entirely convinced it has more to do with them than with the script they’re given. Like Victor working with the parts of inmates and dead soldiers, even the best of actors with the best of on-screen chemistry are forced to make do. The dialogue has incredibly high highs (especially in its final moments), but when it has lows, how low they are; a character outright stating that “Victor is the real monster” adage to his face was an ocean floor piece of writing if there ever was one.

Isaac, Goth, and Elordi Bring Life to the Dead

Jacob Elordi’s work here, however, is blameless. Though Elordi’s physical performance as the creature will surely win praise, his time speaking is the true highlight. It’s almost certainly a definitive portrayal of the character; his voice for Victor’s creation is haunted with scorn and solitude, the same way his flesh is haunted by the marks of his creator’s handiwork. It agonizes me to see so little of the books’ most iconic lines used wholesale here, because they would be absolutely perfect coming from Elordi. Still, he has incredible chemistry with both Isaac and Goth, and for as brief as their time together is, he radiates pure force.

Frankenstein Is a Masterclass in Mise-En-Scène

Despite its pacing and tone issues, one can’t help but appreciate the truly masterful craftsmanship Del Toro has managed to pack into the screen. Every millimeter of the sets is carved to specification, filled with personality through to the shadows. Every piece of brick, hint of frost, stain of blood, and curve of the vine is painstakingly and surgically placed to create one of the most wonderful and spellbinding sets you’ve seen—and then it keeps presenting you with new environments like that, over, and over.

At the very least, Del Toro’s Frankenstein is a masterpiece of mise-en-scène down to the minutest of details, and that makes it endlessly rewatchable for aesthetic purposes. This isn’t even getting into the effervescent lighting, or how returning collaborator Kate Hawley has outdone herself again with the costuming. Guillermo Del Toro tackling the king of gothic horror stories, a story written by the mother of all science fiction, inevitably set a high bar for him to clear. And while it’s not a pitch perfect rendering of Mary Shelley’s slow moving and Shakespearean epistolary, it is still one of the best-looking movies you will see all year.

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Perhaps for us, it’s at the cost of adapting the straightforward, dark story we know into something more operatic. It sings the tale like a soprano rather than reciting it like humble prose, and it doesn’t always sing well. But for Del Toro, the epic scale and voice of this adaptation is the wage expected for making the movie he’s always dreamed of. Even with its problems, it’s well worth it to see a visionary director at work on a story they love.

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‘The Siege of Ape Canyon’ Review: Bigfoot Comes Home

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In my home, films like Night of the Demon and Abominable are played on repeat; Stan Gordon is king. One of my favorite stories surrounding Bigfoot and Ufology is the Bigfoot/UFO double flap of 1973, which Stan Gordon has an incredible in-depth book on. The Patterson–Gimlin film couldn’t hold a flame to Stan Gordon’s dive into one of my home state’s most chronicled supernatural time periods. But as much as I love the Bigfoot topic, I’m not ashamed to say I don’t know half of the stories surrounding that big hairy beast. And one topic that I’m not ashamed to say I haven’t heard of is The Siege of Ape Canyon.

The Harrowing Events of Ape Canyon

Washington State, 1924. A group of miners (originally consisting of Marion Smith, Leroy P. Smith, Fred Beck, John Peterson, August Johannson, and Mac Rhodes) was on a quest to claim a potential gold mine. Literally. The miners would eventually set up camp on the east slope of Mount Saint Helens. Little did they know their temporary shelter would be the start of a multi-day barrage of attacks from what they and researchers believed to be Bigfoot. What transpired in those days would turn out to be one of the most highly criticized pieces of American lore, nearly lost to time and history…nearly.

I need to set the record straight on a few things before we get started. One, I don’t typically like watching documentaries. Two, I believe in Bigfoot. Three, this documentary made me cry.

Image courtesy of Justin Cook Public Relations.

Reviving a Forgotten Bigfoot Legend in The Siege of Ape Canyon

Documentarian Eli Watson sets out to tell one of the most prolific Bigfoot stories of all time (for those who are deep in Bigfoot mythology). It’s noted fairly early in the film that this story is told often and is well known in the Washington area. So then, how do people outside of the incident location know so little about it? I’ve read at least 15 books on and about Bigfoot, and I’ve never once heard this story. This isn’t a Stan-Gordon-reported story about someone sitting on the john and seeing a pair of red eyes outside of their bathroom window. The story around Ape Canyon has a deeper spiritual meaning that goes beyond a few sightings here and there.

Watson’s documentary, though, isn’t just about Bigfoot or unearthing the story of Ape Canyon. Ape Canyon nearly became nothing more than a tall tale that elders would share around a campfire to keep the younglings out of the woods at 2 AM. If it weren’t for Mark Myrsell, that’s exactly what would have happened. The Siege of Ape Canyon spends half its time unpacking the story of Fred Beck and his prospecting crew, and the other half tells a truly inspiring tale of unbridled passion, friendship, and love.

Mark Myrsell’s Relentless Pursuit: Friendship, Truth, and Tears

Mark Myrsell’s undying passion for everything outdoors inevitably led to bringing one of Bigfoot’s craziest stories to light. His devotion to the truth vindicated many people who were (probably) labeled kooks and crazies. Throughout Myrsell’s endless search for the truth, he made lifelong friends along the way. What brought me to tears throughout The Siege of Ape Canyon is Watson’s insistence on showing the human side of Myrsell and his friends. They’re not in this to make millions or bag a Bigfoot corpse; they just want to know the truth. And that’s what they find.

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The Siege of Ape Canyon is a documentary that will open your eyes to a wildly mystical story you may not have heard of. And it does it pretty damn well. Whereas many documentaries feel the need to talk down to the viewer just to educate them, Watson’s documentary takes you along for the ride. It doesn’t ask you to believe or not believe in Bigfoot. It allows you to make your own decisions and provides the evidence it needs to. If you’ve ever had a passing interest in the topic of Bigfoot, or if you think you’re the next Stan Gordon, I highly recommend watching The Siege of Ape Canyon.

The Siege of Ape Canyon stomps its way onto digital platforms on November 11. Give yourself a little post-Halloween treat and check it out!

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