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‘The Barrens’ Review: A Devilish Disappointment
Darren Lynn Bousman quickly gained a following within the community in a way many filmmakers don’t. Bousman came out of the gates strong with his direction of Saw II, III, and IV. His Saw tenure was followed by his instant cult classic Repo! The Genetic Opera (not written by Bousman). The man could do no wrong! From there, he made waves with Mother’s Day (also not written by Bousman). And that’s when it started to go downhill. 11-11-11 was a mess that burned fans of Bousman. Alleluia! The Devil’s Carnival (not written by Bousman) failed to hit that same core audience that fawned over Repo!. And that’s when he made his Jersey Devil film, The Barrens.
The Barrens: A Family Camping Nightmare
Richard Vineyard (Stephen Moyer) takes his new wife, Cynthia (Mia Kirshner), and his children, Sadie (Allie MacDonald) and Danny (Peter DaCunha), on a weekend camping trip to the Pine Barrens. What’s supposed to be a lovely weekend away from life and work quickly turns into a battle of life and death. Richard seems off from the start and only gets more…quirky as it goes on. Does the Jersey Devil truly exist, or is the Jersey Devil nothing more than a conduit for the horrors committed by man?
The Barrens is written and directed by Darren Lynn Bousman, and it starts strong. Richard is desperately trying to keep his family together while suffering from an unknown condition. Cythnia is actively trying to have a relationship with her teenage stepdaughter without pushing too many boundaries. And poor Dylan just wants to be happy. Bousman’s story setup is excellent. The only big plot hole in the story is (as someone who spent a majority of their life growing up in Philadelphia) that people from Philly don’t typically go to the Pine Barrens to go camping. (That’s kind of a joke, kind of not.)
Why The Barrens Fails: Visual and Character Missteps
To accurately discuss why this film is awfully conceived, we need to get into some spoilers. Before we do that, we need to talk about how plain of a film this is. The Barrens takes no visual risks. You’d think the person who directed the visually stunning, wild transition-filled Saw II, III, and IV would be able to do something visually interesting with this woods-based horror film. You’d be wrong. Bousman’s direction fails in two specific ways. First, his visual direction is nothing more than point-and-shoot. Second, his character direction is, “make faces so the audience knows something is wrong.”
Stephen Moyer is an incredible actor (on True Blood). It seems that Moyer has taken the wrong lessons away from his tenure with the HBO property. While the constant brooding and sullen acting style works for Bill Compton, it does not for Richard Vineyard. Moyer’s performance is distractingly one-note. At least he gets to use his actual accent.
Jersey Devil Horror
The entirety of the film plays off the question of whether or not the Jersey Devil is real. Richard’s dwindling mental capacity is the focal point of the film’s horror. A neighboring camper goes missing the same night that Richard wakes up randomly in the woods. Richard’s realistically bizarre waking nightmare accompanies this. Bousman attempts to make the audience question whether or not Richard is committing these atrocities, if the Jersey Devil is committing them, or if Richard is committing them at the behest of the Jersey Devil.
SPOILER ALERT
I would have forgiven many of the film’s faults if they had taken the direction of Richard being nothing more than a sick individual with a weird fascination with the Jersey Devil. Rather than going with a more grounded approach, Bousman does one final “twist,” and we learn that not only is the Jersey Devil real, but it’s what caused all of these murders. Why was Richard acting so off, you may ask? He has rabies. RABIES. Are you kidding me?
Bousman slaps the audience in the face with this reveal. It’s beyond lazy and adds insult to injury to the audience who stuck with this awful film thus far.
Skip This Jersey Devil Flop
As much as I love cryptids, they’re our version of the Brothers Grimm. Creatures like the Jersey Devil, Mothman, Loch Ness, and the Squonk are nothing more than attempts to keep younger people out of the woods or inside by the time the streetlights come on. It’s a darker version of Santa Claus. The Barrens feels like Darren Lynn Bousman was too afraid to try and make a film with a deeper point; sometimes the monsters are the people we would least expect. Stay away from this film if you have any interest in Jersey Devil lore. You’ll be sorely disappointed.
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‘Undertone’ Review: A24’s Scariest Since ‘Hereditary’
A24 never stopped pumping out banger horror movies. Let’s get that out of the way, straight away. Even its commercial and critical flops, like Opus or Y2K, still took a lot of really original swings, even if it hasn’t been a string of masterpieces like in their horror heyday of the late 2010s and early 2020s. Still, they may have made their scariest yet with Undertone, in a return to A24’s original MO of pure indie filmmaking.
A Single Location Horror Film Powered by Sound
Undertone is not a perfect movie, with an occasional off story beat, and the ending just missing the mark of perfection, but it is a tried-and-true testament to the power of storytelling. With essentially one active, on-screen actress and a single location, the film manages to create a sensory hellscape with immersive nightmare-inducing audio that has both story and scares derived entirely from a podcast. It is a sensory overload of pure terror, one that feels deeply sinister in its pitch-black story, one that demands to be seen in the darkest possible movie theater.
A24’s Undertone: A True Crime Podcast Turns Supernatural
The story is pretty straightforward…at least at first. It follows a true crime/horror podcast host (Nina Kiry), who lives by herself as she takes care of her dying, elderly, and borderline vegetative mother. Her co-host (Adam DiMarco, who is never fully seen) is sent a series of ten mysterious audio files from an unknown address, presumably sent for her to listen to on the show. As they begin to record their latest episode with live reactions to the files, reality slips further as she and her co-host fall into supernatural delirium. Strange noises, slipping time, and other haunted house trimmings all come out to play, each elevated by (as mentioned) horrific sound design and an even more horrific backstory.
Nursery Rhyme Origins and Deeply Disturbing Mythology
The story is about 95% airtight. Without getting too deep into spoilers, the origins of these files and their meaning are deeply fascinating, with some elements and angles involving the origins of nursery rhymes that are very, genuinely disturbing. There is one twist in particular that explores what one of the sounds truly means, which is highly upsetting once pieced together.
That being said, Undertone has some familiar tropes, and while the movie mostly touches upon certain unexplored mythology, certain scenes can feel a little too familiar to other recent demon movies like Shelby Oaks. The true meanings are a lot more creative, but it could have played around with its mythos to create a truly original villain.
Undertone’s Ambiguous Ending Demands a Rewatch
Similarly, the ending is almost perfect. There is a final twist about something the protagonist might have done that is a little confusing, and reframes the context of the film. It is highly interesting, however, and opens up several cans of worms of what this movie has to say about children, motherhood, and parenthood as a whole, as well as posing questions about the movie’s setting and timeline. It is always better to remain vague in horror, which this movie definitely does, but just a slight retweak of its final act could give the audience just the tiniest more understanding, without it going into full, mainstream territory. The film definitely requires a second watch, and in the best way possible.
A Groundbreaking Podcast Horror Experience
In a nutshell, the film’s methods of storytelling are groundbreaking. This movie is not a podcast, but all of its scares and stories are delivered to us like it is one. It feels like the birth of a new medium or style of movie, a perfect blend of audio and visual, with emphasis on the audio.
Additionally, with the story being literally told to us as if we’re listening to the characters’ podcast itself, it is a nightmare rabbit hole.
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‘Silent Warnings’ (2003) Review: An Unknown UFO Gem
Like many people born in the mid-90s, the Sci-Fi Channel was one of my first introductions to horror. Whether it was random films playing or Sci-Fi’s 31 Days of Halloween, this channel was one of the main channels in my household. For the month of March, we’re going to take a look at Sci-Fi Originals (and maybe I cheated a bit and picked films that had their premiere on Sci-Fi). Picking films for this month was no easy task. Did I want to cover one of the plethora of amalgamated mega-animals fighting each other? Or what about shark tornadoes? One of the films I picked, after finding it too difficult to find Children of the Corn (2009) on streaming services, was an odd alien film I had never even heard of. That film is Silent Warnings.
What is Silent Warnings About?
Layne Vossimer (A.J. Buckley), his girlfriend Macy (Callie De Fabry), and a group of their friends head to Layne’s cousin’s house, Joe (Stephen Baldwin), after his mysterious death. Once there, they find the house in disgusting disarray. The friends decide to help Layne clean it up in order to put it on the market. But things quickly go south when they find a series of VHS tapes Joe left behind in the attic. What’s revealed in those tapes shows something that’s out of this world. Can Layne, his friends, and Sheriff Bill Willingham (Billy Zane) fend off these otherworldly invaders before it’s too late?
Conspiracy Theories, Mental Health, and Paranoia in Silent Warnings
As stated, this film was a late pick as I could not find 2009’s Children of the Corn streaming anywhere. Boy, am I glad I picked this. Silent Warnings has its fair share of issues. But it makes up for them in so many ways. This film is a very sober look into conspiracy theories, mental health, and the lengths that people go to when it comes to perceived threats. We get very little Stephen Baldwin, but what we do get is more than enough. He’s a recluse who lives on his 40-ish-acre property that’s been alien-proofed. His best friend (cousin?) is a scarecrow that has an AK-47. And he constantly records incoherent ramblings with his camcorder. Baldwin absolutely kills in his limited screentime. It’s like Stanislavski said, there are no small parts, only small actors.
Small-Town Horror and UFO Lore in Porterville
The quaint town of Porterville acts as the perfect backdrop for a story like this: a sleepy, nowhere town, where most people know each other. A town where the big call of the day for the Sheriff is about a missing dog. It’s the perfect setup for a story like this. It even mirrors many of the towns mentioned in Silent Invasion: The Pennsylvania UFO-Bigfoot Casebook. Much of this film’s atmosphere, the crop circles, acres of corn, and the disintegrating house, create a condensed world that adds so much claustrophobia to the film’s soul.
Acting, Dialogue, and the Problem with Early 2000s CGI Aliens
That being said, there are quite a few issues. Mainly, the acting. Besides Kim Onasch, Michelle Borth, Billy Zane, and A.J. Buckley (mostly), much of this film’s acting feels very Sci-Fi Original. It doesn’t help that the film’s dialogue, from writers Bill Lundy, Christian McIntire, and Kevin Gendreau, is just plain boring. And that’s not even mentioning how awful the CGI aliens look. A 2003 film about aliens, when only two or three are shown on screen, should be fully practical. And the fact that they use digital aliens takes away much of the film’s punch.
Why Silent Warnings Is an Underrated Sci-Fi Original
Silent Warnings doesn’t break much ground when it comes to the topic of aliens/Ufology, but it’s damn entertaining. But that’s the thing. Films don’t necessarily need to break new ground. I appreciate the swings this film takes, whether they hit or miss. There’s a wonderful setup with Stephen Baldwin, and the slow build to an exciting finale makes it all worth the wait. For a Sci-Fi Original, Silent Warnings has worked its way into my heart.


