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‘Cry_Wolf’ Review: The Aughts Slasher That Outsmarted ‘Scream’

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What’s worse than summer ending and having to go back to school? How about transferring to an elite boarding school in the middle of the year? You’ve probably heard me talk endlessly about the hundreds of cardboard placeholders I got from Blockbuster when they were going out of business. One of the placeholders I had was for a film called Cry_Wolf. Something about the killer’s half-lit neon orange mask terrified me beyond belief. When my mom made me a display out of the placeholders, I was glad that Cry_Wolf was not one of the ones she picked. It wouldn’t be until my short-lived job at FYE in 2011 that I would finally have the guts to watch Cry_Wolf. It quickly became one of my favorites.

Cry_Wolf: A Hidden Gem in Aughts Horror

After getting kicked out of his previous boarding school, Owen Matthews (Julian Morris) arrives at Westlake Preparatory Academy. He quickly makes friends with Dodger (Lindy Booth) and his roommate, Tom (Jared Padalecki). Owen’s first night at Westlake is spent in the old chapel, where he is set to play a round of the lying game with the rest of Dodger and Tom’s friends. A quick display of critical thinking establishes Owen as a unique addition to their friend group. Owen’s addition to the crew brings a new version of the lying game when they decide to involve the rest of the school. On the heels of a local murder, Dodger and Owen blend reality and fiction when they create The Wolf. But it soon turns out that their creation may be more than a silly little email thread.

Before becoming a waning Blumhouse slop-maker, co-writer/director Jeff Wadlow slashed into the subgenre with this rowdy, slice-of-life slasher flick. Cry_Wolf didn’t intend to shake up the subgenre; rather, it accepted the slasher film for what it became and comfortably existed within those boundaries. Wadlow and co-writer/producer Beau Bauman utilized the somewhat carefree lives of teens and crafted horror around the things they knew and loved.

AIM and Chain Emails: Nostalgia in Horror

While I wasn’t an AIM kid, the utilization of AIM and email threads was prevalent in my life at this point. It also highlighted the fear felt in people like my mother, who wouldn’t let me have a Myspace account because you never know who’s on the other end of the keyboard. That fear is important in creating the horror and drama that surrounds Cry_Wolf. Everyone born before the year 2000 probably remembers the rampant chain emails that plagued our inboxes. It’s truly a surprise that chain emails weren’t a bigger thing in aughts horror. Cry_Wolf utilizes the creation of the chain email as the true catalyst of the film and allows AIM to really take the forefront on the technological aspects. From there, all hell breaks loose.

Cry_Wolf is a brash-looking film. From its Scream-like cover image to the overexposed, harshly lit visuals, Cry_Wolf has you wading in an of-its-time amount of film grain. What makes this film distinct from most others of its time is its soundtrack. Rather than assaulting our ears with the ever-dominant Nu metal/fart rock, we get a fairly ear-pleasing, Sugar Ray-esque soundtrack. Cry_Wolf should be rife with Korn, Sevendust, or at least some Goldfinger! But it’s not. The music we get is oddly complementary to the film’s garish visual style.

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The Ultimate Slasher Villain

One of the reasons this film deserves to be talked about more is because of how truly great (by definition) the antagonist is. If you haven’t seen the film, then prepare for a major spoiler. It turns out that the entire friend group is playing a prank on Owen because he ruined the fun they were having with their game. BUT Dodger places a loaded gun in Professor Walker’s (Jon Bon Jovi) desk. Owen uses that gun to kill their professor when he’s led to believe that the professor has been the one committing the murders. The stinger of the film is that Owen realizes Dodger orchestrated this entire thing to facilitate the death of Professor Walker (after she learned he was seeing another (dead) student).

There are three rules to the lying game. Avoid suspicion, manipulate your friends, and eliminate your enemies. That’s exactly what Dodger does. She never cared about creating this gigantic [basically] ARG that involves the whole school. Dodger killed the student that Professor Walker was sleeping with, and she wanted him dead as retribution. Owen was the conduit that could make that happen.

Why Cry_Wolf Outsmarts Scream

You’ve heard me talk, ad nauseam, on the topic that Scream ruined the slasher subgenre. Cry_Wolf is one of the few films to outsmart Scream. Wadlow and Bauman expertly crafted one of the aughts’ greatest villains. Dodger uses every gift and talent she has to skew the outcome into the specific way she wants. Her cunningness and manipulation tactics are unparalleled in the subgenre.

Cry_Wolf is a diamond in the rough. Set in the middle of the aughts remakes of 80s classics and J-horror, it stands out as a very confident film. It may not have the tightest script, best acting, or most blood, but it knows what it is. And if you’ve ever wanted to see Gary Cole try a British accent, this is the film for you.

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Brendan is an award-winning author and screenwriter rotting away in New Jersey. His hobbies include rain, slugs, and the endless search for The Mothman.

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Brooklyn Horror Film Festival 2025: ‘Buffet Infinity’ Review

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Within the found footage subgenre exists an even more niche and untapped market. Screen life has slowly overtaken found footage; hardcore fans, like myself, ache for something different. One of the more interesting sub-subgenres of found footage is something that I don’t think has a name yet, so let’s name it here and now. How about…TV-gone-rogue! The TV-gone-rogue subgenre is small. Ghostwatch got the ball rolling for these gone rogue-like films, but there was radio silence for quite some time. It would be Chris LaMartina’s WNUF Halloween Special that really brought this idea back into the limelight. Many filmmakers have tried to make TV-gone-rogue interesting, and many have failed. That is until Simon Glassman stepped onto the scene with Buffet Infinity.

Buffet Infinity: A Chaotic Tale of Westridge

The town (city?) of Westridge is whisked into chaos when the new Buffet Infinity restaurant rolls into town. Local sandwich shop owner Jennifer Avery (Allison Bench) is the first to take the soon-to-be conglomerate to task with increasingly pointed advertisements. Suddenly, local restaurant owners/workers go missing in droves as Buffet Infinity expands into neighboring businesses. Sinkholes, missing cityfolk, quarantines, and mysterious sounds abound, leaving residents to ask one question…who really has the sauce?

On the Brooklyn Horror Film Festival schedule, the header image for Buffet Infinity shows multiple people T-posing and floating in the sky. I was immediately sold. I had no clue what I was getting into, and I didn’t want to know. The film was introduced as “one of the craziest we have this year.” (Slightly paraphrasing.) What was I about to watch? Little did I know, it was about to be an hour and forty minutes of small-town madness.

Writers Allison Bench and Elisia Snyder, and writer-director Simon Glassman, transport viewers into an upside down world of weaponized local ads; a thriving town invaded by the deep pockets of monopolized capitalism. As someone who grew up in a decently sized town, though probably not large enough to be considered a city, there was a tinge of nostalgia that accompanied Buffet Infinity. Westridge feels cozy and intimate, a town where everyone knows your name. It’s a “baked in a buttery flaky crust” town. Sure, they have their McDonald’s and Burger Kings, but the real townsfolk eat at Jennifer’s sandwich shop–local knitting circles murmur about what they think is in Jennifer’s secret sauce. Simply put, Westridge feels like a home that many people like myself grew up in. And it reminds us of a simpler time that’s long gone.

A Unique Blend of Humor and Eldritch Terror

Buffet Infinity hides its horror well. It slowly guides the viewer into a sense of unease. As easily as the creators have you laughing, they have you squirming. The absurdist joy quickly transforms into Eldritch terrors from beyond. Many filmmakers say they’re inspired by the idea of it’s-not-what-you-see that’s scary, but many times it feels performative. Bench, Glassman, and Snyder have crafted a truly special script that edges you with terror and excitement. They constantly push you to the edge of release, and then back away. It’s the Japanese water torture of exposition. And, for me, it works incredibly well.

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One of the most important aspects of Buffet Infinity is the over-capitalization of our lives. While the creators tackle this idea in a tongue-in-cheek manner, their message is highly effective. For the most part. This constant tete-a-tete between Buffet Infinity and the locals is highly amusing, but brings a larger conversation to the forefront. The town I grew up in is a shadow of what it once was. And I know many feel the same about the towns they grew up in. I can already hear the moans of people who dislike this film: “Brandon, it’s not that deep.” And I would highly disagree. Buffet Infinity feels like a reflective protest film–a loud and proud middle finger at what we should have said when the Super Walmart put mom and pops out of business.

Sorry, this review has gone off the rails. Let’s reel it back in a bit.

Why Buffet Infinity Redefines Found Footage

Buffet Infinity is a riotous romp, a hilarious horror that goes from zero to 100 pretty damn fast. Each commercial slowly builds on its last and uniquely tells its story. This film sets a new precedent for the TV-gone-rogue subgenre. Not to directly compare, but a film like WNUF Halloween Special (a film I love) uses its commercials as a coda; it’s a separation of what you saw/heard and prepares you for the next movement. Buffet Infinity uses its commercial to create the story. Instead of watching news pieces, then irrelevant commercials, then back to news pieces, Buffet Infinity breaks the mold. Hell, it creates the mold.

As someone who has been dying to see a Welcome to Nightvale film, Buffet Infinity is the closest thing I could ask for. It is full of killer performances (looking at you, Ahmed Ahmed), is well-crafted, and sets a new precedent on an underutilized side of found footage. Buffet Infinity is a full-course meal. I highly suspect that Buffet Infinity will gather the unwavering support that Hundreds of Beavers gathered and will go on to be considered an instant classic of the 2020s.

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Brooklyn Horror Film Fest 2025: ‘It Needs Eyes’ Review

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We are all very much aware of how much time we spend on our phones. More importantly, anyone on the internet can see how younger generations are impacted by being constantly online. So, Zack Ogle and Aaron Pagniano’s new film, It Needs Eyes, is preaching to the choir. However, it adds creepy layers to the conversations many of us are already having today.

It Needs Eyes follows a teen named Rowan (Raquel Lebish) who is moving in with her aunt after a traumatic event. Her aunt Mella (Lydia Fiore) hasn’t spoken to the family in years. So, her relationship with her niece is strained to say the least. However, she has stepped in now that Rowan’s father is in the hospital. Further widening their divide is the fact that Rowan is glued to her phone. 

The Internet Is Scary

We see Rowan watching random videos, as she tries to distract herself from her own thoughts while she worries about her father. However, soon, cat videos aren’t doing it for her, and she starts to find extreme videos online. Things escalate to the point that she is watching self-harm videos and clips of people dying. This addiction begins to make it hard for her to connect with the people around her, including her new neighbor and love interest, Alex (Isadora Leiva).

It Needs Eyes has a protagonist that many can relate to. After all, aren’t we all using these smart devices to hide from our own problems? Who among us hasn’t lost an embarrassing amount of hours watching videos and reels? However, because it’s driving in the internet addiction lane, Rowan’s need for content escalates. She needs darker videos in the same way that someone makes the leap into harder drugs. Her journey parallels nicely with her father’s battle with addiction, which is one of the many things Rowan doesn’t seem ready to face. 

Addiction and Loneliness are a Deadly Combo

Rowan’s addiction, loneliness, and inability to fully connect with people not on her phone eventually leads her to stumble across the ultimate score. She discovers a woman named Fishtooth (Lola Blanc) who made videos in the 80s and seemingly disappeared. Rowan cannot let this mystery go and soon begins to follow clues that Fishtooth may be closer than she thinks. This is where the creepy mystery thread begins to weave itself around all of the other threads of the film. Before Fishtooth was introduced, I was starting to worry this movie would just be seven fucked up images in a trench coat. 

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It Needs Eyes is one of those movies you go back and forth on. I loved discussing the themes of it in the bar after the Brooklyn Horror Film Fest screening. I even really dug some of the twisted imagery and topics it manages to tackle. The movie deserves some respect for how it handles so many issues surrounding internet culture without straying too far from its path. If you’re looking for a dark exploration of how the internet is absorbing us and preventing us from being present in our actual lives, this is your movie. It’s an interesting and at times disturbing reminder that we should all unplug more often.

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