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What Your Favorite Slasher Franchise Says About You
Longtime readers may recall that, once upon a time, I wrote an article about what your favorite Halloween movie says about you. I know we all learned a lot about ourselves in the process, but were we maybe being too granular? It’s time to expand that scope out a little more and find out what our favorite slasher franchise, in general, says about us.
Longtime readers may recall that, once upon a time, I wrote an article about what your favorite Halloween movie says about you. I know we all learned a lot about ourselves in the process, but were we maybe being too granular? It’s time to expand that scope out a little more and find out what our favorite slasher franchise, in general, says about us.
Now, I had to be quite choosy about how to define a “slasher franchise,” because this article should probably be shorter than War and Peace. My major criterion that I decided upon was that the franchise in question should have at least four installments, without including any remakes or legacy sequels. The only exception here is Terrifier, which is new enough to be exempt and at any rate does have a fourth film in the works (presuming the cast and director are still speaking to each other).
Even then, not every applicable franchise is contained in this article. But most of them are. All I’m saying here is that you shouldn’t expect me to tell you what you’re like if your favorite slasher franchise is the two Death Nurse movies. And if that is the case, you probably already know most everything you need to know about yourself anyway.
What Your Favorite Slasher Franchise Says About You
Psycho
You’re a little bit classy, but you’ve also got a kooky side. You’re not afraid to dive into a black-and-white movie, but you have also embraced the many ways that the slasher genre has changed since it first began. You sometimes have weird dreams about Jeff Fahey and lamps.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
You’re truly up for anything. Whatever curveballs life throws at you, you’re ready to embrace the chaos and make the best of what you’ve got.
Halloween
You’re the baseball fan of the horror world. You have genuine love for many or all of the movies, but your truest love is building your life around stats, data, fun facts, and the like. You can break down every continuity path of the franchise at will, and are itching to debate anyone, anytime, anywhere. If I ask, “Should John Tate have been in DGG’s Halloween?” you not only know exactly what I’m talking about without a moment’s thought, and you’re already planning your talking points in your head.
Prom Night
You’re the Cubs fan of the horror world. You love an underdog, and you’re disappointed that nobody ever seems to agree that Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil is underrated. Trust me, friend, I’ve been there.
Friday the 13th
You like consistency. You like to know exactly what you’re getting every single time, and the feeling of that thing being delivered well is a welcome balm. (Well, at least for the first eight movies or so.) You’re probably the type who eats at McDonald’s while on vacation rather than an untested local restaurant. No shade, we all need some McNuggets now and again.
A Nightmare on Elm Street
You’re a maximalist. Your living space is probably full of color and a little cluttered. You have a vivid imagination, and you’re not afraid to use it to make creative projects that are sometimes off-putting to others.
Silent Night, Deadly Night
You don’t exist. Somebody cooked you up, Tyler Durden style, and talks to you when they’re dissociating. Just kidding, just kidding. I do like quite a few of these movies, myself. But if the overall Silent Night, Deadly Night franchise is your favorite bar none, you simply love Christmas. You’re all about themed viewings for every holiday, but the Christmas creep starts early in your household. Just after Halloween, in fact.
Child’s Play
Well, first things first, you’re probably gay. On the pride flag, the red stripe stands for Chucky’s hair. But sometimes straight people have good taste too, as weird as that may seem. So, in a more general sense, if what floats your boat is the Child’s Play franchise (also known as the Chucky movies, if you’re nasty), continuity is king. You like to watch a story filled with beloved characters play out over multiple movies and a canceled-too-soon TV series. Additionally, you’re a hell of a lot of fun, and you’re always down for a spontaneous adventure.
Scream
OK, you’re probably gay too. But in the unfortunate event that you are not, liking the Scream franchise says plenty of other things about you. Just like with Child’s Play, continuity is also key here. That continuity love comes with the added wrinkle that you probably love binge-watching a good 1990s teen drama. You’re also a trivia buff who is having more and more complicated thoughts about feeling so represented by Randy when you first watched it. And you’re a bit of a softie. As much as you might complain about them never really killing off main characters, you don’t actually want them to.
Final Destination
You’re a little more ethereal than the average slasher fan. There’s probably a crystal, a deck of tarot cards, or a star chart somewhere within 20 feet of you. Barring that, you love a puzzle, and there’s nothing better than watching all the pieces that have laid out in front of you coming together.
Hatchet
You love gore, baby! And you’re deep in the paint on the horror genre in general. You become that “Leo pointing at the screen” meme from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood every time one of those cameoing horror icons makes an appearance.
Terrifier
You love gore, baby! But maybe you’re a little more embarrassed about it than a Hatchet fan. You like to point to the visual metaphors and the world-building and say you read Terrifier for the articles. But we know why you’re here. It’s OK. Embrace your blood-soaked truth.
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‘Queens of the Dead’ Took a Bite Out of Brooklyn Horror Fest
Brooklyn Horror Film Fest kicked off its 10th year with a screening of the highly anticipated Queens of the Dead. This sparkly and zombie-fied night was presented by Horror Press and set the tone for at least two after parties. As a good queen does.
Before the movie began, director and co-writer, Tina Romero, took the stage to share that she is “very proud to be my dad’s kid, and proud to carry his torch, and super super proud to do it in a way that shows queer joy and queer resilience.” After watching the film, it’s clear Romero meant business as she expanded on the zombie world built by her dad, the genre icon George A. Romero.
A Scrumptious Evening
The opening night film was also unforgettable because it was followed by a Q&A afterward moderated by New York’s baddest emcee, Xero Gravity. Tina Thee Romero took the stage with cast members Samora la Perdida, Julie J., Tomas Matos, and Nina West. They kept the vibe fun but also addressed why this movie is especially important in dire times like these.
Nina West said, “I’m really proud that this movie is coming out specifically right now.” West explained, “We talked about how important this film is right now. How queer people, I think, are going to have the opportunity to grab onto it and hopefully feel a sense of community, a sense of self, and a reminder of how vital it is to have chosen family and the ability to have space. Watching it tonight with an audience, that’s what I’m reminded of.”
The Romero Legacy is Very Much Alive and Well
Gravity opened the talk by addressing Romero’s dad’s work, “So, Tina, your father’s legacy is invaluable to the horror community, especially the horror community of marginalized people. When I look into the audience, I see a bunch of queer people, a bunch of different skin tones, I see people with disabilities, and for that, I know we all appreciate George A. Romero’s legacy in terms of allyship.”
When the applause died down, she asked Romero what Queens of the Dead has to say about our current state in society. Romero said she felt incredibly grateful that Shudder and IFC Films are putting this movie out in 2025.
Romero elaborated, “It’s not easy to get a little indie movie out into the world. It’s so important that it’s coming out this year because what a year we have had. Holy shit.”
Romero continued, “It feels so good to have a big queer movie coming out in a time when our community is feeling really under the threat of erasure and under attack. I feel like what our movie says is we are here and we are wonderful, come along for the ride. I really hope that this movie brings a little bit of empathy. A little bit of ‘I can’t help but laugh at and love these characters.”
Romero concluded, “I really love my father. I love the films he made. It was very important to me to make sure his legacy continued in a way that said some shit and with queerness on screen.”
A Night of Glitter and Gore
During the talk back, Romero shared a lot of cool facts. One being that her and co-writer Erin Judge worked on this film for ten years. She also shared that Dawn of the Dead is her favorite movie in her dad’s franchise when Gravity pointed out a couple of nods to the movie in Queens of the Dead.
The Q&A went by entirely too quickly as the audience fell in love with this amazing crew. However, the love and community spilled into the bar area afterward. People were given the opportunity to thank everyone for their work and tell them they loved the film. People were offered penis-shaped cakes, which is a fun gag from the film. Attendees were also given a chance to get a little bloody at the hands of local makeup artist Dime. They applied bite marks and blood to everyone who wanted to feel like they were a part of the hottest zombie movie of the year.
It was another scrumptious evening in Brooklyn. It also left many of the audience with an axe wound right in the heart. I’m excited to see how Brooklyn Film Fest follows this movie, and I will be in the bar area this weekend, waiting to see.
Queens of the Dead will slay in theaters on October 24.
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The Worst Blumhouse Movies and Why They Miss the Mark
I feel like I’m always taking swings at Blumhouse Productions and would like to explain why I’m usually frustratedly screaming into a mic, “For whomst?!” My relationship as a horror fan with most of the movies this company produces cannot be summed up in quick, snide comments and eyerolls. It’s bigger than that because when Blumhouse gets it right, they get it right. Get Out, Us, Creep, Creep 2, Happy Death Day, Freaky, M3GAN, and Drop are some of my favorite movies from the last 10 years. The Paranormal Activity franchise is the reason I show up for found footage films today.
However, while the mission to seemingly greenlight anything is good on paper, it does lead to some questionable films. Some projects feel irresponsible to fund, and some that are just bad make up the majority of their library. For every diamond, we get a bunch of movies that leave us scratching our heads and wondering if the obvious conversations were not being had. Which is why I picked four Blumhouse movies I have legitimate beef with. I think these are prime examples of why I have a hard time getting excited when the company’s PR starts up for a new project. I’m also respectfully asking if there are things in place to avoid these issues and concerns in the future.
The Exorcist: Believer
Two girls disappear in the woods and return to their families, who soon learn they are possessed by an evil entity. My surface problem with this Blumhouse movie is that they learned nothing from greenlighting the Halloween trilogy and put the cart before the horse again. However, my main grievance is that I was led to believe this would be a Black-led Exorcist movie. That would have been groundbreaking in this almost exclusively white franchise. More importantly, Leslie Odom Jr. and Lidya Jewett were more than capable of leading this movie. So, why were they shoved into the margins? We had a double exorcism and gave the non-Black child most of the cool things to do. The film also made Odom Jr.’s character the chauffeur for Chris MacNeil, who was shoehorned in for fan service and given nothing important to do. The Exorcist: Believer was unbelievably bad to boot.
Dashcam (2021)
Two friends livestream the most terrifying night of their lives while on a road trip. This movie would have done fine because it was from the team that brought us Host. As we were still in pandemic mode, many of us were curious to see what they would do next. So, there was a lot of face cracks when it came out that problematic Twitter personality Annie Hardy would be basically playing herself in the film. From her political stances, COVID denial, racist rants, and that time she turned a pride flag into a swastika on Twitter, she’s very blatantly a person who does not need a bigger platform.
It’s irresponsible to allow a movie to use her as stunt casting in a Blumhouse production. Again, this movie would have been better off without her because it would have ridden the steam of Host. Instead, it turned people off, and some refused to see it or review it.
They/Them (2022)
A group of teens at an LGBTQ+ conversion camp suffer psychological torture at the hands of the staff while being murdered by a masked killer. I feel there were too many cis people weighing in on this movie. I personally watched an awful person who masquerades as a journalist leap into Twitter conversations where Trans and non-binary people were discussing why this movie wasn’t it. So, I chose to keep my thoughts to myself and listen to the community, who should get a say.
I encourage you to do the same. Here is the Horror Press review by Bash Ortega. I also encourage you to read Kay Lynch’s essay at Bloody Disgusting. Consequence of Sound also had a review that is worth reading. While this was one of the movies under the Blumhouse banner that had its heart seemingly in the right place, we know intention and impact are not the same thing.
Soft & Quiet (2022)
An elementary teacher meets with other white supremacists and then commits a hate crime. This movie felt like a bunch of shocking events strewn together, and I wanted my money back for this rental. I have no idea how this film came to be what it is. Personally, I hope there is a version that doesn’t feel like racial trauma porn somewhere, but this is not it. I kept wondering who this movie is for, and the internet confirmed it wasn’t for POC. With all the ways to capture white supremacy on film, this is what they did? I feel this is the most irresponsible movie Blumhouse has subjected me to. It’s the reason I no longer get excited when I hear a filmmaker I am rooting for is working with the company.
In Closing…
I know I come across as flippant when I drag most of Blumhouse’s films. However, it stems from a place of concern and frustration. Bad movies like Firestarter, Unhuman, Night Swim, and Imaginary are one thing. These movies that clumsily handle important topics that are the reason I’m usually waiting for their titles to hit streaming. Whether they’re putting Black leads in the backseat, greenlighting movies where internet trolls are being given roles, or adding to the canon of racial trauma porn, I’m tired. I don’t know how to fix it because I don’t know if it’s a lack of support or interference regarding the writers and directors.
I don’t know if it’s just quantity over quality leading to some messy and unnecessary movies making it through the cracks. However, if Jason Blum can unpack why M3GAN 2.0 flopped, then it would be cool for him to unpack what he’s learned from the movies that should actually be cause for concern. As a film girl, I would love to see these Blumhouse choices laid out like case studies. Whatever lessons learned and actionable items taken to not make these mistakes again, could be beneficial to other production companies that are also struggling. All I know is an honest investigation is needed if they’re going to keep yeeting films out at this rate. We want to root for all horror. However, it’s hard to do that if we’re wondering who is (or is not) in the room for so many important conversations that need to happen.


