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Eat Me! The Nastiest of Human Consumption Horror, as Recommended by John Waters

Waters has been known throughout his career to give great film advice, from B-movie gems to wacky splatter flicks. Notably, Waters has always been fond of films featuring cannibalism and often includes them in “best of” lists and film articles. While some, like Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) and Night of the Living Dead (1968), have been admired by audiences for decades, several of Waters’ favorites have been left in the gore-y past of midnight movies and grindhouse picture houses. I have unearthed just a few from the archives of Waters, and I am not at all surprised at just how depraved and trashy they are. Mainly found in the pages of Crackpot, in which Waters’ film knowledge is impressive and intimidating, the following list can give you a glimpse into the gooey, delightfully twisted mind of the Pope of Trash. Here is a selection of cannibalistic films applauded by Waters throughout his career.

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The horror film Multiple Maniacs, released in 1970, was John Waters’ debut (talking) feature. In one hour and thirty minutes, we see murder, mariticide, sodomy, “actual queers kissing on the lips,” and cannibalism. The last of these sins is a personal favorite of Waters. 

Waters has been known throughout his career to give great film advice, from B-movie gems to wacky splatter flicks. Notably, Waters has always been fond of films featuring cannibalism and often includes them in “best of” lists and film articles. While some, like Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) and Night of the Living Dead (1968), have been admired by audiences for decades, several of Waters’ favorites have been left in the gore-y past of midnight movies and grindhouse picture houses. I have unearthed just a few from the archives of Waters, and I am not at all surprised at just how depraved and trashy they are.

Mainly found in the pages of Crackpot, in which Waters’ film knowledge is impressive and intimidating, the following list can give you a glimpse into the gooey, delightfully twisted mind of the Pope of Trash. Here is a selection of cannibalistic films applauded by Waters throughout his career.

Warning: these films are not for the faint of heart. Luckily, some of them barely last an hour!

A Selection of Films Recommended By John Waters

Blood Feast (1963)

Directed by Hershell Gordon Lewis
Duration: 1 hour 7 minutes
Streaming: Tubi

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“Can we watch that scene again? You know, the one where he rips her heart out? Please?” – Mrs. Beverly Sutphin, Serial Mom

As with TCM and NOTLDBlood Feast is an obvious favorite of Waters. He has cited Blood Feast as an inspiration for his early filmmaking and included scenes and posters for the film in his 1994 horror comedy Serial Mom. In a world of CGI and now AI technology, the graphic practical effects of Blood Feast feel incredibly refreshing when watching today. Blood Feast was produced, scored, and directed by gore legend Herschell Gordon LewisMr. Ramses, a local butcher and original “Florida Man,” manipulates a housewife into letting him cater her daughter’s birthday with an Egyptian blood feast. This blood feast uses the flesh, blood, and organs of beautiful young women, all blonde and white (just like the film’s ancient Egyptians). One of these women, Connie Mason, graced the centerfold spot in PlayBoy magazine when the film was released! Bad acting, great interior decorating/costuming, and long takes with few cutaways would ultimately influence Waters’. And don’t worry: the tongue scene is still gooey after sixty years.

The Undertaker and His Pals (1966)

Directed T.L.P. Swicegood
Duration: 1 hour 3 minutes
Streaming: Tubi

“Our host’s office was the original one where the Watergate scandal was born… We ate in the White House dining room for guests and talked about movies such as Chesty Morgan’s Deadly Weapons (she kills people with her breasts), The Undertaker and His Pals, Please Don’t Eat My Mother, and other cinematic shockers… Only in America could you get invited to a Republican White House for making films that the very administration would pay to have burned.” – Waters in Crackpot

This film must have engrained itself in Waters’ psyche, particularly regarding the color palette and opening credits complete with rockabilly surf music. If you enjoy A Bucket of Blood (1959), The Undertaker and His Pals will not disappoint. Armed with a phone book, vicious motorcyclists target random locals to provide a funeral director with fresh bodies. This gooey horror comedy incorporates actual medical footage, resulting in, among other factors, canceled film screenings and confiscations by authorities.

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The Corpse Grinders (1971)

Directed by Ted V. Mikels
Duration: 1 hour 12 minutes
Streaming: Internet Archive

“It used to be the way to start [in film] was to make a low budget exploitation film […]. But now it’s not so simple. Hollywood has co-opted the slash-and-trash formula, and these days garbage needs a big budget. It’s not nearly as much fun. A $10 million version of The Corpse Grinders just wouldn’t have the charm of the original.” – Waters in Crackpot

The Corpse Grinders is grainy, extremely low-budget, and bizarre. To make extra money, a poverty-stricken couple provides dead bodies to Lotus Cat Food. Local cats soon crave human flesh and start attacking their owners. Local veterinarians and lovers Dr. Glass and Nurse Robinson investigate the phenomenon. This grindhouse flick opts for joltingly fast cutaways to dripping meat grinders, though unfortunately, most of the muscle and bone evisceration happens off-screen.

Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)

Directed by Joel M. Reed
Duration: 1 hour 24 minutes
Streaming: Tubi

“I’m the happiest in my office… First duty— call the box offices of the theaters in town playing the most embarrassing movies so I can hear the mortified employees say the title. ‘Yes, what’s playing, please?’ ‘Bloodsucking Freaks…” Waters in Crackpot

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This is one of the nastiest movies I have ever seen. 

Villain Sardu (Seamus O’Brien) is Master of the Theater of the Macabre. With a personality teetering between Allister Crowley and Andrew Tate, Sardu performs live mutilations, torture, and murders of naked young women before a captivated yet skeptical audience. Torture is art! This film has surprisingly beautiful cinematography at times and is quite hypnotic. Blood Sucking Freaks has since been hailed a cult classic, and was re-released by Troma Entertainment in 1981. Sadly, director Joel M. Reed passed away due to complications from the COVID-19 virus in April 2020. The Brooklyn native directed other bloody gems such as Night of the Zombies (1981) and Blood Bath (1976), and even wrote a book about Donald Trump’s scandals in 1990. Scary! And another frightening note, O’Brien was murdered in his Greenwich Village apartment a year after the film’s release! Blood Sucking Freaks walked so Hostel (2009) could run.

Zombie Holocaust (1980)

Directed by Marino Girolami
Duration: 1 hour 24 minutes
Streaming: Plex!

“Being a Catholic, guilt comes naturally. Except mine is reversed. I blab ad nauseam about how much I love films like Dr. Butcher, M. D. …” – Waters in Crackpot

Zombi Holocaust is an Italian grindhouse picture rereleased as Dr. Butcher M.D. in the U.S. in 1982. Twenty-five minutes in, I wished death upon all characters. Luckily, most of them meet their demise by the film’s end! The dialogue is all overdubbed and questionable, and the script holds plenty of racist tropes. Along with general silliness, the gruesome practical effects that undoubtedly inspired the torture porn subgenre make this a fun watch. The attempts to make this film look New York City enough are comical and add to its overall charm. 

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If you ever walk into a medical school that looks like this one, be prepared to receive no scientific help and run like hell!

Abigail Waldron is a queer historian who specializes in American horror cinema. Her book "Queer Screams: A History of LGBTQ+ Survival Through the Lens of American Horror Cinema" is available for purchase from McFarland Books. She resides in Brooklyn, New York.

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The Best Horror You Can Stream on Netflix in December 2025

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December is a time for family problems, and that is why I am here with a streaming guide filled with ghoulies goodies that understands the assignment. One thing Netflix excels at is genre movies that put families front and center. Whether they are fighting ghosts, trying to survive hectic circumstances, or trying to kill each other, these movies will make you happy that you put a cap on family time this holiday season. So, grab some leftovers and get ready to hit play on some wild film suggestions. Let us end this year with a bang (or five)!

The Best Movies to Stream on Netflix This Month

Before I Wake (2016)

A couple adopts a child whose dreams and nightmares manifest in the real world. I was late to check out this Mike Flanagan film on Netflix. To be honest, I mostly hit play because of the cast. I needed to see what Kate Bosworth, Thomas Jane, and Jacob Tremblay were doing with my own eyes. While it’s not my favorite movie on the list, I love that it reminds us that even adopted parents can be the worst. This lady really almost put this kid at risk, and we don’t talk about that enough as a society. I’m putting her in bad mother (and guardian) jail immediately. Aside from that, the movie does have some sick imagery despite its meager budget.

Cobweb (2023)

A young boy investigates knocking sounds in the walls of his house and discovers a dark family secret. I ran at this movie because it was directed by Samuel Bodin (Marianne). Lizzy Caplan, Antony Starr, and Cleopatra Coleman being in the cast was the cherry on top of the eerie sundae. Cobweb is like a waking fairytale nightmare. It’s gorgeous, creepy, and unsettling in all the right ways. It also has one of Lizzy Caplan’s top-tier performances, and I live every time I rewatch it. If this wasn’t on your holiday watchlist, it should be. Ignore the autumn vibes and get into the sickening scenery. Make sure you watch it while it is on Netflix. You will thank me later.

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The Haunting of Hill House (2018)

A fractured family must face their chilling past in a haunted home they fled from. They soon discover they are still in danger from the things they have avoided dealing with all of these years later. Overall, this was a great show, even if the ending pissed me off. It proved that Mike Flanagan understands family drama and that his audience craves it. The series gave us ghosts, twists and turns, and a lot to talk about. So, if you are looking for a binge this December, it is one of the best ones on Netflix. Between the family drama and The Bent-Neck Lady reveal, this is a pretty awesome way to spend a holiday. Come for the stellar cast and stay for all the ghosts hiding in the background of scenes.

Nowhere (2023)

A pregnant woman escapes from a country at war and hides in a container aboard a cargo ship. When she gives birth after a dangerous storm, she must fight the harrowing conditions for the survival of her and her newborn. I’m not one for pregnancy horror, but I could not resist hitting play on this because I do like a survival horror/thriller. This was a weirdly fun Netflix find, and I suggest it if you want a little adrenaline this holiday season. It also features an outstanding performance from Anna Castillo as Mia. She deserved awards and more attention for her work. So, if you are looking for something popular but very different than the other recs on this list, this might be your girl.

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Under the Shadow (2016)

A mother and daughter trying to survive war-torn Tehran of the 1980s discover an evil entity is haunting their home. Under the Shadow is creepy, educational, and severely underappreciated. It has amazing performances, gorgeous cinematography, and immaculately disturbing vibes. If you liked The Others (2001), then think of this as its very distant and cool cousin. I would even recommend doing them as a double feature because I am a professional couch potato with a vision. If you have not watched this Netflix gem yet, the holidays are a good time to fix that. If you have, then maybe revisit and make a friend watch along with you. After all, unsettling movies are the gift that keeps on giving.

So, these Netflix movies are how I plan to spend this December. Let me know if any of these also make it onto your holiday watch list. Or if you have a completely different list of family forward genre movies awaiting you this month. I am so serious because I am really nosy. Happy Holidays to you, your TV, and your favorite snacks. I am proud of you for making time for Netflix this holiday season, friends.

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The Best Horror You Can Stream on Shudder in November 2025

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Halloween season is over, and many streamers have forgotten about us horror kids. While they take their 11-month hiatus from the genre, we can be grateful that we still have an app that cares. We are so lucky that Shudder remains that girl year-round. Whether you’re finishing their new original show Guts & Glory, catching up on The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula: Titans, or running at some of their deep cuts like I am, Shudder has your best interests at heart. As usual, she has quite a few titles fighting for our attention. Which is why I am here with five titles I think should be at the top of all of our watch lists this November. So, cancel your holiday plans and pick up your remote because we have got horrifying things to watch.

The Best Movies to Stream on Shudder This Month

Habit (1995)

An alcoholic unwittingly enters into a relationship with a succubus in New York City. If you ever wondered what Larry Fessenden was getting up to in his youth, you need to see this ’90s gem. I lucked out and caught it at Brooklyn Horror Film Festival last year, and I lived my best life. While watching it on the small screen will not be the same, I plan to hit play anyway. Mostly because I love to see 1990s succubi leaving their mark on men…and also the horror genre. Shudder is also adding The Last Winter and Depraved, so we can spend a whole day with Uncle Larry’s work.

Sew Torn (2024)

A seamstress happens upon a failed drug deal and steals a briefcase. She soon finds herself caught in a deadly situation where all roads lead to death. I caught Sew Torn at SXSW last year and have been wondering what happened to it. So, I am very happy this odd little bird has found her way to Shudder. I cannot wait to make my friends who are looking for something cute and deadly watch. I knew nothing when I hit play on this, and I encourage you to know as little as possible, too. I fear I have already written too much in this blurb to be completely honest. 

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You can watch Sew Torn on November 1st.

The Retreat (2021)

A couple goes on a pre-wedding retreat and unwittingly becomes targets of a group of serial killers. We have seen too many movies about retreats, and I thought this one would be more of the same. This title does not completely reinvent the wheel, but it does set itself apart within this oversaturated subgenre. The Retreat is a surprisingly fun and tense little thriller that feels made for the winter watches. Come for the lesbian characters leading the film, and stay for the violence. I also encourage you to check it out while it is on Shudder, because it is usually on apps with ads.

You can watch The Retreat on November 1st.

The Creep Tapes (Season 2)

Peachfuzz returns with more tapes, chaos, kills, and WTF moments. Mark Duplass and Patrick Brice have reentered the TV arena and are making things weird again. If award shows were real, this duo would be leading the Emmys charge. I saw the first three episodes, and Josef/Peachfuzz is still the serial killer after our own hearts. Our Wolfie is still cutting up (literally and figuratively) in the most amazing ways. Guest stars in danger this season include David Dastmalchian (Late Night with the Devil), Katie Aselton (The League), and Robert Longstreet (The Haunting of Hill House). 

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You can watch The Creep Tapes (Season 2) on November 14th.

Krampus (2015)

A kid accidentally summons demons during the holidays in this horror comedy. Krampus remains one of the top-tier Christmas horror titles for me. It is also my favorite Michael Dougherty film. Not only because it has the star power of Adam Scott and Toni Collette, either. This movie is wicked, and even the kids are in danger. I do not have many holiday horror movies I revisit every year, but Krampus is one of the very few. It still holds up, and I cannot wait to rewatch it with a festively boozy beverage. 

You can watch Krampus on November 15th.

Those are a few reasons I am grateful for Shudder this holiday season. While the rest of you are fighting with your family and friends, I will be parked in front of my TV. You can have your turkey because I would rather gorge myself on episodes of The Creep Tapes anyway.

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Let me know what Shudder shenanigans you have got your little eye on. I am nosy and want to make sure I am not missing anything on my favorite streamer.

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