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The Tortured Rodents Department: Revisiting ‘Willard’ (2003)
This remake is meaner and darker than the original, and just as the film works to balance the absurdity of its premise with the psychological turmoil at its center, Glover likewise commits to the bit. It’s a testament to his abilities as an actor that he can convincingly have beef with an engorged rat and you often don’t know whether to laugh or cry during one of his multiple psyche-breaking meltdowns. You feel bad for giggling, but then Glover gets that borderline perverse look in his eyes reminiscent of his hair-sniffing assassin in the early aughts Charlie’s Angels movie, and you know it’s all good. Willard is still a wild late-night watch about a rat king gone mad, especially if you have a twisted sense of humor.
While on trial for impiety and corruption in 399 BC, the philosopher Socrates reportedly said, “The unexamined life is not worth living.” In 2003, while lamenting a miserable life in her dilapidated home with her son Willard, Henrietta Stiles proclaims, “All my life I could smell mice.” What is the correlation between ancient history and this iconic line delivery? By the end of our reexamination of writer/director Glen Morgan’s remake of the 1971 original, you’ll understand just how the Grecian sage and this dour tale meet – in a film where the enigma of existence pushes one man to the brink and the lines between human and rodent blur.
The Crispin Glover of It All
Today, it would be deemed heretical not to practice some form of introspection and examine one’s place in society (and tell everyone online about it), yet when we are introduced to the downtrodden Willard – uncannily embodied by the effortlessly creepy Crispin Glover – we find him at odds with Socrates’ teachings. Trapped in a dreary routine caring for his sickly mother and working a dead-end desk job at his late father’s company, Willard’s spirit is down bad. A peculiar fellow with pallid skin and a greasy middle part, he seems like a good guy despite appearances, but his overbearing mother and scumbag boss – who only keeps Willard around to honor his father’s dying wish – kick to the curb any growth this man approaching 40 might yet achieve. Things start looking up, however, when the failed extermination of a rodent infestation introduces Willard to an adorable white rat he names Socrates. With a new BFF and a growing hoard of long-tailed loyal subjects, man becomes mouse as he leaves civilized society behind with wild abandon toward a more vengeful path.
Morgan’s previous work on projects like The X-Files and Black Christmas (2006) comes into play here, as suspension of disbelief is critical when kicking back with Willard. It’s never explained how he attains an almost supernatural connection with his rat pals or why they seemingly make human-like choices and have rich internal lives, but much like AI, this sentience is something to be feared. If bestie Socrates symbolizes the philosopher’s moral guidance and positive influence over our antihero, the insidious rat Ben, whom Willard makes the commander of his rodent army, represents intrusive thoughts and lustful revenge. Villains like Willard’s detestable boss quickly become nuisances for his hordes to decimate, and soon Ben rises as the central antagonist in Willard’s battle for his humanity.
Crispin Glover in a Darker Willard Remake
This remake is meaner and darker than the original, and just as the film works to balance the absurdity of its premise with the psychological turmoil at its center, Glover likewise commits to the bit. It’s a testament to his abilities as an actor that he can convincingly have beef with an engorged rat and you often don’t know whether to laugh or cry during one of his multiple psyche-breaking meltdowns. You feel bad for giggling, but then Glover gets that borderline perverse look in his eyes reminiscent of his hair-sniffing assassin in the early aughts Charlie’s Angels movie, and you know it’s all good.
Grey Gardens
The film’s two central locations – Willard’s derelict family home and a barren, depressing office – immediately set the visual tone. The camera sits perched high like a rat in the rafters, causing the manor to appear quite spacious. Still, the set design gives more Resident Evil than Nancy Meyers, and likewise, his prison-like workspace serves sweatshop over white collar. Much like Willard’s inner life, his daily environment is bleak. That’s not to say there isn’t a light in all the melancholy haze, and in an unexpected twist, this comes in the form of a very familiar maternal bond.
Between the rundown palace and their parasitic relationship, Willard and his mother Henrietta (Jackie Burroughs) are warped versions of Big and Little Edie Beale of Grey Gardens infamy. Stuck in the rot of the past, it’s no wonder Willard can’t evolve, and their toxic relationship provides quite a few cringe-worthy laughs. Accusations of Willard using cooking oil as lube when, in reality, he was holed up in the bathroom to talk with Socrates and a desperate insistence on knowing the physical consistency of his #2 are just some examples of her inappropriate interference at his grown age. And speaking of Morgan’s Black Christmas, Burroughs’ performance is so similar to Karin Konoval’s equally icky turn as the killer’s alcoholic mother in the holiday horror that I initially thought the two were one and the same until IMDB proved otherwise.
Bubonic Armies and Inverted Cat-and-Mouse Thrills
And let’s not forget why we’re really here. While Socrates may provide the cute puppy vibes, Willard’s bubonic army will likely have you squirming in your seat and Googling plague symptoms by the time the credits roll. Morgan and cinematographer Robert McLachlan craft an ingenious inverse cat-and-mouse chase sequence from the perspective of an unlucky kitty, and their skill genuinely rivals some of the slasher genre’s best. Once the historic battle between Willard and Ben comes to blows, that haunted old house is finally full of life in all the wrong ways, and you have every reason to believe in the formidable power of the hoard. I’m sure Glover loved every foul minute of it.
Does It Hold Up Today?
Unfortunately, the cruelness of the world doesn’t go out of style. This dark cautionary tale about what happens when the human spirit is shattered is still relevant today, even when “human spirit” = “strange man who can commune with rats.” If not allowed to flourish, people left in the gutter might sometimes emerge as something less than human, and when we look the other way, we will enable it to happen. In this sense, perhaps we can all smell mice. And if you don’t want to think too deeply about it, Willard is still a wild late-night watch about a rat king gone mad, especially if you have a twisted sense of humor.
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‘Queens of the Dead’ Took a Bite Out of Brooklyn Horror Fest
Brooklyn Horror Film Fest kicked off its 10th year with a screening of the highly anticipated Queens of the Dead. This sparkly and zombie-fied night was presented by Horror Press and set the tone for at least two after parties. As a good queen does.
Before the movie began, director and co-writer, Tina Romero, took the stage to share that she is “very proud to be my dad’s kid, and proud to carry his torch, and super super proud to do it in a way that shows queer joy and queer resilience.” After watching the film, it’s clear Romero meant business as she expanded on the zombie world built by her dad, the genre icon George A. Romero.
A Scrumptious Evening
The opening night film was also unforgettable because it was followed by a Q&A afterward moderated by New York’s baddest emcee, Xero Gravity. Tina Thee Romero took the stage with cast members Samora la Perdida, Julie J., Tomas Matos, and Nina West. They kept the vibe fun but also addressed why this movie is especially important in dire times like these.
Nina West said, “I’m really proud that this movie is coming out specifically right now.” West explained, “We talked about how important this film is right now. How queer people, I think, are going to have the opportunity to grab onto it and hopefully feel a sense of community, a sense of self, and a reminder of how vital it is to have chosen family and the ability to have space. Watching it tonight with an audience, that’s what I’m reminded of.”
The Romero Legacy is Very Much Alive and Well
Gravity opened the talk by addressing Romero’s dad’s work, “So, Tina, your father’s legacy is invaluable to the horror community, especially the horror community of marginalized people. When I look into the audience, I see a bunch of queer people, a bunch of different skin tones, I see people with disabilities, and for that, I know we all appreciate George A. Romero’s legacy in terms of allyship.”
When the applause died down, she asked Romero what Queens of the Dead has to say about our current state in society. Romero said she felt incredibly grateful that Shudder and IFC Films are putting this movie out in 2025.
Romero elaborated, “It’s not easy to get a little indie movie out into the world. It’s so important that it’s coming out this year because what a year we have had. Holy shit.”
Romero continued, “It feels so good to have a big queer movie coming out in a time when our community is feeling really under the threat of erasure and under attack. I feel like what our movie says is we are here and we are wonderful, come along for the ride. I really hope that this movie brings a little bit of empathy. A little bit of ‘I can’t help but laugh at and love these characters.”
Romero concluded, “I really love my father. I love the films he made. It was very important to me to make sure his legacy continued in a way that said some shit and with queerness on screen.”
A Night of Glitter and Gore
During the talk back, Romero shared a lot of cool facts. One being that her and co-writer Erin Judge worked on this film for ten years. She also shared that Dawn of the Dead is her favorite movie in her dad’s franchise when Gravity pointed out a couple of nods to the movie in Queens of the Dead.
The Q&A went by entirely too quickly as the audience fell in love with this amazing crew. However, the love and community spilled into the bar area afterward. People were given the opportunity to thank everyone for their work and tell them they loved the film. People were offered penis-shaped cakes, which is a fun gag from the film. Attendees were also given a chance to get a little bloody at the hands of local makeup artist Dime. They applied bite marks and blood to everyone who wanted to feel like they were a part of the hottest zombie movie of the year.
It was another scrumptious evening in Brooklyn. It also left many of the audience with an axe wound right in the heart. I’m excited to see how Brooklyn Film Fest follows this movie, and I will be in the bar area this weekend, waiting to see.
Queens of the Dead will slay in theaters on October 24.
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The Worst Blumhouse Movies and Why They Miss the Mark
I feel like I’m always taking swings at Blumhouse Productions and would like to explain why I’m usually frustratedly screaming into a mic, “For whomst?!” My relationship as a horror fan with most of the movies this company produces cannot be summed up in quick, snide comments and eyerolls. It’s bigger than that because when Blumhouse gets it right, they get it right. Get Out, Us, Creep, Creep 2, Happy Death Day, Freaky, M3GAN, and Drop are some of my favorite movies from the last 10 years. The Paranormal Activity franchise is the reason I show up for found footage films today.
However, while the mission to seemingly greenlight anything is good on paper, it does lead to some questionable films. Some projects feel irresponsible to fund, and some that are just bad make up the majority of their library. For every diamond, we get a bunch of movies that leave us scratching our heads and wondering if the obvious conversations were not being had. Which is why I picked four Blumhouse movies I have legitimate beef with. I think these are prime examples of why I have a hard time getting excited when the company’s PR starts up for a new project. I’m also respectfully asking if there are things in place to avoid these issues and concerns in the future.
The Exorcist: Believer
Two girls disappear in the woods and return to their families, who soon learn they are possessed by an evil entity. My surface problem with this Blumhouse movie is that they learned nothing from greenlighting the Halloween trilogy and put the cart before the horse again. However, my main grievance is that I was led to believe this would be a Black-led Exorcist movie. That would have been groundbreaking in this almost exclusively white franchise. More importantly, Leslie Odom Jr. and Lidya Jewett were more than capable of leading this movie. So, why were they shoved into the margins? We had a double exorcism and gave the non-Black child most of the cool things to do. The film also made Odom Jr.’s character the chauffeur for Chris MacNeil, who was shoehorned in for fan service and given nothing important to do. The Exorcist: Believer was unbelievably bad to boot.
Dashcam (2021)
Two friends livestream the most terrifying night of their lives while on a road trip. This movie would have done fine because it was from the team that brought us Host. As we were still in pandemic mode, many of us were curious to see what they would do next. So, there was a lot of face cracks when it came out that problematic Twitter personality Annie Hardy would be basically playing herself in the film. From her political stances, COVID denial, racist rants, and that time she turned a pride flag into a swastika on Twitter, she’s very blatantly a person who does not need a bigger platform.
It’s irresponsible to allow a movie to use her as stunt casting in a Blumhouse production. Again, this movie would have been better off without her because it would have ridden the steam of Host. Instead, it turned people off, and some refused to see it or review it.
They/Them (2022)
A group of teens at an LGBTQ+ conversion camp suffer psychological torture at the hands of the staff while being murdered by a masked killer. I feel there were too many cis people weighing in on this movie. I personally watched an awful person who masquerades as a journalist leap into Twitter conversations where Trans and non-binary people were discussing why this movie wasn’t it. So, I chose to keep my thoughts to myself and listen to the community, who should get a say.
I encourage you to do the same. Here is the Horror Press review by Bash Ortega. I also encourage you to read Kay Lynch’s essay at Bloody Disgusting. Consequence of Sound also had a review that is worth reading. While this was one of the movies under the Blumhouse banner that had its heart seemingly in the right place, we know intention and impact are not the same thing.
Soft & Quiet (2022)
An elementary teacher meets with other white supremacists and then commits a hate crime. This movie felt like a bunch of shocking events strewn together, and I wanted my money back for this rental. I have no idea how this film came to be what it is. Personally, I hope there is a version that doesn’t feel like racial trauma porn somewhere, but this is not it. I kept wondering who this movie is for, and the internet confirmed it wasn’t for POC. With all the ways to capture white supremacy on film, this is what they did? I feel this is the most irresponsible movie Blumhouse has subjected me to. It’s the reason I no longer get excited when I hear a filmmaker I am rooting for is working with the company.
In Closing…
I know I come across as flippant when I drag most of Blumhouse’s films. However, it stems from a place of concern and frustration. Bad movies like Firestarter, Unhuman, Night Swim, and Imaginary are one thing. These movies that clumsily handle important topics that are the reason I’m usually waiting for their titles to hit streaming. Whether they’re putting Black leads in the backseat, greenlighting movies where internet trolls are being given roles, or adding to the canon of racial trauma porn, I’m tired. I don’t know how to fix it because I don’t know if it’s a lack of support or interference regarding the writers and directors.
I don’t know if it’s just quantity over quality leading to some messy and unnecessary movies making it through the cracks. However, if Jason Blum can unpack why M3GAN 2.0 flopped, then it would be cool for him to unpack what he’s learned from the movies that should actually be cause for concern. As a film girl, I would love to see these Blumhouse choices laid out like case studies. Whatever lessons learned and actionable items taken to not make these mistakes again, could be beneficial to other production companies that are also struggling. All I know is an honest investigation is needed if they’re going to keep yeeting films out at this rate. We want to root for all horror. However, it’s hard to do that if we’re wondering who is (or is not) in the room for so many important conversations that need to happen.


