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Exploring the Forgotten 1980s Thanksgiving Slashers
Eli Roth’s new movie Thanksgiving (which is an expansion of the parody trailer “Thanksgiving” that was created for the 2007 throwback double feature Grindhouse) is set to premiere on November 17, which means the discourse around “Thanksgiving” is being taken out of tin foil and re-heated once more. This annoys me because I thought I’d never have to read about the idea behind the trailer again.
The Origins of Holiday Slasher Films
The story goes like this: In the 1970s and 1980s, the slasher genre was obsessed with movies centered around holidays or special occasions. Silent Night, Deadly Night. Black Christmas. Halloween. My Bloody Valentine, New Year’s Evil, Mother’s Day, April Fool’s Day, Happy Birthday to Me, Prom Night, Friday the 13th, and so on. You get the picture. Roth came up with the idea to create a trailer for a fake early ‘80s slasher based around Thanksgiving because when he was a kid, “every November we were waiting for the Thanksgiving slasher movie.”
But here’s the thing. There were actually two 1980s slashers set on Thanksgiving. To be fair to the young Roth, these Thanksgiving movies were not huge releases, nor were they actually released around the Thanksgiving holiday, so he can be forgiven for not being aware of them at the time. But they existed, dammit, and there was plenty of time between 1989 and 2007 to look into this. “Thanksgiving” is thus not really filling a void at all. He shoulda done Columbus Day, just saying.
Exploring Forgotten Thanksgiving Horror Films
The moral of the story is that I’m an insufferable pedant. Don’t be like me. But do come with me on a journey through the pair of movies that prove Eli Roth wrong. We’ll take a look at what they have to offer and rate them on how Thanksgiving-y they actually are, on a scale from one to five turkeys.
Home Sweet Home (1981)
Home Sweet Home isn’t a terribly memorable slasher movie, unfortunately. However, it does have the distinction of being the first of just a scant few 1980s slashers to be directed by a woman (documentarian Nettie Peña).
The movie is entirely watchable, though, because it is so thoroughly weird and random. Even its opening scene is disorienting: A man who seems to be hanging out in the L.A. riverbed proffers beer directly to the camera before the killer leaps into frame on the reverse shot and strangles him to death. Who is this man? And who is he offering the beer to? Is it us? We’ll never know. RIP Beer Man.
This is also a movie where a teenage boy named Mistake runs around with an electric guitar amp strapped to his back while slathered in faux KISS makeup, making him look less “Starchild” and more “mime on laundry day.” Once the escaped mental patient descends on the ranch and the slashing heats up, things get a bit dull and bloodless, but it never stops offering up unpredictable and strange encounters with a vast ensemble of characters who seem to have learned about human behavior via correspondence course.
This off-kilter vibe extends to the cast, which randomly includes then-five-year-old Hocus Pocus star Vinessa Shaw. Also, as the killer, we have Jake “Uncle of Hailee” Steinfeld, the Body by Jake workout mogul who was known for being a personal trainer for celebrities, including Harrison Ford.
How Thanksgiving-y Is It? You’d be forgiven for forgetting Home Sweet Home is set on Thanksgiving in the first place. The only real indications that this is the case are the fact that the group is gathered for a turkey dinner and several mentions of Thanksgiving in the copy on the VHS box.
1 out of 5 turkeys
Blood Rage (1987)
Hoo boy. If you thought Home Sweet Home was weird, get ready for Blood Rage. So this movie is about a young man breaking out of a mental institution and coming home, at which point a bunch of killings happen. Seems straightforward, right? Wrong. The killings are actually perpetrated by his twin brother, who framed him in the first place and is mostly just mad that his mother (Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman’s Louise Lasser) is getting engaged. It’s all very Oedipal.
Blood Rage is a family drama potboiler that keeps crashing headlong into a 1980s slasher movie, complete with ooey gooey gore from future Terminator 2 effects guru Ed French. It’s all very heady and exciting, even if the third act could probably have used some tightening up. Also, it’s the only slasher movie I can recall where the killer stops to take a pee break, which is well worth the price of admission.
This movie probably still rests in the “bad-good” camp, but it’s weighted so much toward the good that it’s hard even to tell the difference. In addition to Lasser and French consistently bringing the house down, Mark Soper gives a surprisingly complex performance as both twins.
How Thanksgiving-y Is It? Solidly Thanksgiving-y. The kills and many individual scenes aren’t specifically themed after the holiday, alas. But it does take place explicitly on Thanksgiving night. There’s a football game complete with tiny short shorts, Terry can’t stop pointing at his bloody blade and remarking “It’s not cranberry sauce,” and Louise Lasser has a sublime freakout scene where she sits on the floor in front of the fridge and desperately chows down on leftovers. Plus, what’s more Thanksgiving-y than a movie about what happens when a relative you can’t stand comes to town?
3 out of 5 turkeys
Can Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving Outshine the Classics?
This does in fact leave some wiggle room for Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving to out-festive both of these titles put together. That remains to be seen, but hopefully the new movie is a true cornucopia of Thanksgiving-ified fun.
Then maybe I’ll stop complaining. Probably not. But maybe.
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‘Queens of the Dead’ Took a Bite Out of Brooklyn Horror Fest
Brooklyn Horror Film Fest kicked off its 10th year with a screening of the highly anticipated Queens of the Dead. This sparkly and zombie-fied night was presented by Horror Press and set the tone for at least two after parties. As a good queen does.
Before the movie began, director and co-writer, Tina Romero, took the stage to share that she is “very proud to be my dad’s kid, and proud to carry his torch, and super super proud to do it in a way that shows queer joy and queer resilience.” After watching the film, it’s clear Romero meant business as she expanded on the zombie world built by her dad, the genre icon George A. Romero.
A Scrumptious Evening
The opening night film was also unforgettable because it was followed by a Q&A afterward moderated by New York’s baddest emcee, Xero Gravity. Tina Thee Romero took the stage with cast members Samora la Perdida, Julie J., Tomas Matos, and Nina West. They kept the vibe fun but also addressed why this movie is especially important in dire times like these.
Nina West said, “I’m really proud that this movie is coming out specifically right now.” West explained, “We talked about how important this film is right now. How queer people, I think, are going to have the opportunity to grab onto it and hopefully feel a sense of community, a sense of self, and a reminder of how vital it is to have chosen family and the ability to have space. Watching it tonight with an audience, that’s what I’m reminded of.”
The Romero Legacy is Very Much Alive and Well
Gravity opened the talk by addressing Romero’s dad’s work, “So, Tina, your father’s legacy is invaluable to the horror community, especially the horror community of marginalized people. When I look into the audience, I see a bunch of queer people, a bunch of different skin tones, I see people with disabilities, and for that, I know we all appreciate George A. Romero’s legacy in terms of allyship.”
When the applause died down, she asked Romero what Queens of the Dead has to say about our current state in society. Romero said she felt incredibly grateful that Shudder and IFC Films are putting this movie out in 2025.
Romero elaborated, “It’s not easy to get a little indie movie out into the world. It’s so important that it’s coming out this year because what a year we have had. Holy shit.”
Romero continued, “It feels so good to have a big queer movie coming out in a time when our community is feeling really under the threat of erasure and under attack. I feel like what our movie says is we are here and we are wonderful, come along for the ride. I really hope that this movie brings a little bit of empathy. A little bit of ‘I can’t help but laugh at and love these characters.”
Romero concluded, “I really love my father. I love the films he made. It was very important to me to make sure his legacy continued in a way that said some shit and with queerness on screen.”
A Night of Glitter and Gore
During the talk back, Romero shared a lot of cool facts. One being that her and co-writer Erin Judge worked on this film for ten years. She also shared that Dawn of the Dead is her favorite movie in her dad’s franchise when Gravity pointed out a couple of nods to the movie in Queens of the Dead.
The Q&A went by entirely too quickly as the audience fell in love with this amazing crew. However, the love and community spilled into the bar area afterward. People were given the opportunity to thank everyone for their work and tell them they loved the film. People were offered penis-shaped cakes, which is a fun gag from the film. Attendees were also given a chance to get a little bloody at the hands of local makeup artist Dime. They applied bite marks and blood to everyone who wanted to feel like they were a part of the hottest zombie movie of the year.
It was another scrumptious evening in Brooklyn. It also left many of the audience with an axe wound right in the heart. I’m excited to see how Brooklyn Film Fest follows this movie, and I will be in the bar area this weekend, waiting to see.
Queens of the Dead will slay in theaters on October 24.
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The Worst Blumhouse Movies and Why They Miss the Mark
I feel like I’m always taking swings at Blumhouse Productions and would like to explain why I’m usually frustratedly screaming into a mic, “For whomst?!” My relationship as a horror fan with most of the movies this company produces cannot be summed up in quick, snide comments and eyerolls. It’s bigger than that because when Blumhouse gets it right, they get it right. Get Out, Us, Creep, Creep 2, Happy Death Day, Freaky, M3GAN, and Drop are some of my favorite movies from the last 10 years. The Paranormal Activity franchise is the reason I show up for found footage films today.
However, while the mission to seemingly greenlight anything is good on paper, it does lead to some questionable films. Some projects feel irresponsible to fund, and some that are just bad make up the majority of their library. For every diamond, we get a bunch of movies that leave us scratching our heads and wondering if the obvious conversations were not being had. Which is why I picked four Blumhouse movies I have legitimate beef with. I think these are prime examples of why I have a hard time getting excited when the company’s PR starts up for a new project. I’m also respectfully asking if there are things in place to avoid these issues and concerns in the future.
The Exorcist: Believer
Two girls disappear in the woods and return to their families, who soon learn they are possessed by an evil entity. My surface problem with this Blumhouse movie is that they learned nothing from greenlighting the Halloween trilogy and put the cart before the horse again. However, my main grievance is that I was led to believe this would be a Black-led Exorcist movie. That would have been groundbreaking in this almost exclusively white franchise. More importantly, Leslie Odom Jr. and Lidya Jewett were more than capable of leading this movie. So, why were they shoved into the margins? We had a double exorcism and gave the non-Black child most of the cool things to do. The film also made Odom Jr.’s character the chauffeur for Chris MacNeil, who was shoehorned in for fan service and given nothing important to do. The Exorcist: Believer was unbelievably bad to boot.
Dashcam (2021)
Two friends livestream the most terrifying night of their lives while on a road trip. This movie would have done fine because it was from the team that brought us Host. As we were still in pandemic mode, many of us were curious to see what they would do next. So, there was a lot of face cracks when it came out that problematic Twitter personality Annie Hardy would be basically playing herself in the film. From her political stances, COVID denial, racist rants, and that time she turned a pride flag into a swastika on Twitter, she’s very blatantly a person who does not need a bigger platform.
It’s irresponsible to allow a movie to use her as stunt casting in a Blumhouse production. Again, this movie would have been better off without her because it would have ridden the steam of Host. Instead, it turned people off, and some refused to see it or review it.
They/Them (2022)
A group of teens at an LGBTQ+ conversion camp suffer psychological torture at the hands of the staff while being murdered by a masked killer. I feel there were too many cis people weighing in on this movie. I personally watched an awful person who masquerades as a journalist leap into Twitter conversations where Trans and non-binary people were discussing why this movie wasn’t it. So, I chose to keep my thoughts to myself and listen to the community, who should get a say.
I encourage you to do the same. Here is the Horror Press review by Bash Ortega. I also encourage you to read Kay Lynch’s essay at Bloody Disgusting. Consequence of Sound also had a review that is worth reading. While this was one of the movies under the Blumhouse banner that had its heart seemingly in the right place, we know intention and impact are not the same thing.
Soft & Quiet (2022)
An elementary teacher meets with other white supremacists and then commits a hate crime. This movie felt like a bunch of shocking events strewn together, and I wanted my money back for this rental. I have no idea how this film came to be what it is. Personally, I hope there is a version that doesn’t feel like racial trauma porn somewhere, but this is not it. I kept wondering who this movie is for, and the internet confirmed it wasn’t for POC. With all the ways to capture white supremacy on film, this is what they did? I feel this is the most irresponsible movie Blumhouse has subjected me to. It’s the reason I no longer get excited when I hear a filmmaker I am rooting for is working with the company.
In Closing…
I know I come across as flippant when I drag most of Blumhouse’s films. However, it stems from a place of concern and frustration. Bad movies like Firestarter, Unhuman, Night Swim, and Imaginary are one thing. These movies that clumsily handle important topics that are the reason I’m usually waiting for their titles to hit streaming. Whether they’re putting Black leads in the backseat, greenlighting movies where internet trolls are being given roles, or adding to the canon of racial trauma porn, I’m tired. I don’t know how to fix it because I don’t know if it’s a lack of support or interference regarding the writers and directors.
I don’t know if it’s just quantity over quality leading to some messy and unnecessary movies making it through the cracks. However, if Jason Blum can unpack why M3GAN 2.0 flopped, then it would be cool for him to unpack what he’s learned from the movies that should actually be cause for concern. As a film girl, I would love to see these Blumhouse choices laid out like case studies. Whatever lessons learned and actionable items taken to not make these mistakes again, could be beneficial to other production companies that are also struggling. All I know is an honest investigation is needed if they’re going to keep yeeting films out at this rate. We want to root for all horror. However, it’s hard to do that if we’re wondering who is (or is not) in the room for so many important conversations that need to happen.


