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The Penis of a Madman: Ranking the Dong Shots in ‘Creep’

Fans of The League were caught off guard when indie darling Mark Duplass and Patrick Brice shocked audiences with Creep in 2014. While Duplass was no stranger to horror, his mass appeal from The League skyrocketed his gorgeous mug into the hearts of primetime television. Mark Duplass and his brother Jay tantalized horror fans with his meta and absurd Sundance-premiering film Baghead. Four years later, Mark Duplass would be back at Sundance as a writer for his wife’s second film with Black Rock.
A Stellar Track Record with a Surprise Follow-Up
Just two years after Black Rock, Mark Duplass would take SXSW by storm with his genre-bending, thought-provoking, all-around madness-filled found footage flick Creep. Creep would immediately click with genre fans, spawning one of horror’s favorite masked maniacs: Peachfuzz. What really came as a surprise to audiences was Duplass’ commitment to the character of Josef/Aaron as well as his passion for [non-assaultingly] showing his dick.
On June 3, 2024, Mark Duplass tweeted “Big Announcement tmrw [sic] (Tuesday) 11 am on TikTok @duplassmark.” A good portion of his fan base wondered if that meant a new season/movie of The League was coming out, while the other portion of his fans knew what that meant…The possibility of a third installment of Creep. Well, we are happy to confirmthat Mark Duplass announced a Creep TV series is coming soon!
In honor of this joyous news, we decided to look back at Josef’s jovial junk and rank every time Mark Duplass served us dong in the Creep films.
Ranking the Full Frontal Scenes in the Creep Franchise
2. Creep 2 (2017)
Since there are only two Creep films, it was a 50/50 shot of which one would get second place. Ranking these films as films would be a much harder topic of discussion, but ranking these films by dong shots is much easier and way more fun.
Body positivity in horror is something fans have struggled with for quite a long time. Gone are the days of 70s and 80s cinema where coke-fuelled 20-somethings play rail-thin teenagers with their breasts out and imprints of their dong bulging from their short shorts, but due to the shock of full frontal in the first film, it came as less of a surprise and has cemented itself as a visual mainstay in the franchise. As someone who struggles with body positivity, seeing someone like Mark Duplass be comfortable enough to literally bare it all is a beautiful sight.
And seeing that low-hanging fruit is also a beautiful sight.
1. Creep (2014)
It’s really impossible not to give Creep the golden trophy for dong shots because this is the film that started it all. When Duplass dangles that hulking hunk of meat without a care in the world, it shows audiences that they are in for quite a few surprises. This shot came out of nowhere, like an axe to the back of the head. In a genre overstuffed with female nudity, it’s refreshing to finally see a dick! If Peachfuzz and the overwhelming sense of dread don’t cement Creep as one of the most impressive and inspiring found footage films of all time, then the dong shot certainly will.
Given the announcement that Creep will be making its way to our TVs, we have to ask, will that limit the amount of full-frontal nudity in the franchise?
Either way, stay tuned for more Creep news, you can bet your taint we’ll keep our eyes PEELED for it.
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See You At Night Frights LA 2025!

In just a few days, Horror Press will be leaving the East Coast for the sunny rays of Los Angeles. Why, you may ask? For the Night Frights LA film festival! Night Frights LA was founded by the Winchester brothers (no, not Sam and Dean). Their goal? To celebrate bold, original horror and give independent creators the spotlight they deserve. What does Night Frights LA have to offer? Let’s take a look!
Location, Location, Location
From 10 AM to 10 PM on September 20th, Night Frights LA will take place at the Los Angeles Convention Center in the West Hall. The convention center will also be host to Horrorcon Los Angeles on the 20th and 21st. You can park in the West Hall garage and head on directly to the theater on the 2nd floor.
What’s Screaming?
A film festival is only as good as its lineup, and Night Frights LA has a bloody, fun lineup for us! Doors open at 9:30 AM, and the festival kicks off at 10!
The festival kicks off with Short Film Block: Best in Blood. The short films included are: Ghosted, Playback, Knife, No Slasher Here, A Simple Life, Chickenboy, Banjo, Where the Shadows Feast, Love Forevermore, and The Carvening.
After a short break, the Horror Writers Association will host a panel called Page to Screen, hosted by Kevin Wetmore.
From there, it’s time to get back to the short films. Short Film Block: Mental Carnage will include: Vivir, Devil’s Prism, The Specter of Christmas, Contraction, The Vanity, The Last Thing She Saw, and Keep Coming Back.
The final set of shorts, Short Film Block: Planet Terror, will include: Umbra, La Croix, The Overkill, The Smell of Sin, Bananahead, and The Nature of Death.
A Special Screening ONLY at Night Frights LA
You know we love short films over here at Horror Press, but once the shorts are done, Night Frights heats UP with a special screening of the first-ever feature film to be screened at Night Frights LA with Teddy Grennan’s Catch a Killer. This screening will be followed by a Q&A session featuring the cast and crew.
But wait! There’s more! Starting at 6 PM, there will be a Q&A with John Massari (composer of Killer Klowns from Outer Space)! And this wonderful Q&A will be followed up with a screening of Killer Klowns from Outer Space, sponsored by us here at Horror Press! Sounds like a hell of a time to me! The festival will close out at 8 PM with the awards ceremony hosted by Elias Alexandro!
So what are you waiting for? Join me, and horror fans from around the world, for a day full of horror BY horror lovers.
Badges for Night Frights LA start at $20 and can be picked up here! See you there!
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Who’s The Better New Jersey Horror Icon: Jason or Chucky?

This month at Horror Press, the theme is New Jersey. As a dyed-in-the-wool slasher guy, the first horror-related thing that comes to mind when thinking about the Garden State is obviously the Friday the 13th franchise. The first movie was shot in New Jersey, and the majority of the subsequent movies are set there when they’re not wandering off to Manhattan or space. However, Mrs. Voorhees and her son Jason aren’t the only New Jersey natives to have spawned a slasher franchise.
After all, the bloodthirsty Charles Lee Ray, better known as the killer doll Chucky, grew up in Hackensack. So what do you do when you have two slasher villains on your hands? You have them battle, of course. In order to figure out which killer is the best New Jersey horror icon, we’re going to compare the two in a variety of categories, but the one that will be weighted the heaviest is obviously “New Jersey-ness.” Without any further ado, let the head-to-head begin!
Which Horror Icon is the Most Jersey?
Kill Count
Jason: 179 (give or take)
This total spans 10 movies, including the 2009 reboot, but not the original 1980 Friday the 13th or 1985’s A New Beginning (neither of which feature Jason as the killer). Nor does it include non-body count deaths like the remaining teens on the sunken Lazarus in Jason Takes Manhattan or the entire population of the destroyed Solaris station in Jason X, so if anything, the actual number is even higher than this. This makes for an average of 17.9 per movie.
Chucky: 104 (give or take)
This total spans seven movies and three television seasons. If we count that as a total of 10, Chucky hits an average of 10.4 per outing.
Winner: Jason
Personality
Jason: He does have a lot of creativity to express when it comes to finding new and exciting ways to turn people’s insides into their outsides. And that hockey mask adds a certain amount of flair, true. But this big lug is the strong and silent type. There’s really not a lot going on with him.
Chucky: The fact that he talks certainly helps him stand out, but regardless, Chucky is all personality from top to bottom, whether it’s the wholesome and child-friendly appearance that he presents to the world when he’s not pursuing his insidious desires or the true self he exposes once you get to know him a little better. He’s narcissistic, bad to the bone, and loves nothing more than wise-cracking while doling out creative kills. He’s also smart enough to design certain murders to cast the blame on others. What a guy!
Winner: Chucky
Franchise Quality
Jason: Friday the 13th has some high highs. For instance, The Final Chapter is the platonic ideal of the 1980s slasher movie. However, while the franchise generally tends to be relatively reliable and consistent, those lows can be crushing. Everybody disagrees on which are the lowest, which adds some benefit of the doubt here. Still, whether it’s A New Beginning, Jason Takes Manhattan, Jason Goes to Hell, or Jason X (which is my personal pick), there’s gonna be at least one movie you don’t like here.
Chucky: Not only is the Child’s Play franchise consistent, but it is all in strict continuity (minus the 2019 reboot, which we’re pretending doesn’t exist). It has some glorious highs (Bride of Chucky is one of the iconic 1990s horror movies) and its lows aren’t all that bad. Child’s Play 3 tends to be people’s least favorite, but even that one is a totally watchable, if lightweight, horror romp. (If Seed of Chucky is your lowest-ranked, please come see me after class.)
Winner: Chucky
New Jersey-ness
Jason: Now, there’s a lot to break down here, both in-universe and on a meta level. First of all, one huge point goes to Jason because the majority of his slayings are committed in New Jersey. Jason was also canonically born in the small (fictional) town of Crystal Lake, growing up there as well, as shown by the inexplicable Voorhees family manor in Crystal Lake township that appears in Jason Goes to Hell. In fact, beyond going to Manhattan, space, etc., there is no evidence that he has ever left Crystal Lake and its surrounding environs more than a handful of times (mostly for killing – for example, his field trip to take care of original final girl Alice Hardy in Part 2).
However, on a more meta level, very few of the Friday the 13th movies were shot either partially or entirely in New Jersey. They were mostly shot in California, the South, or Canada. Not very Garden State, if you ask me.
Chucky: Chucky gets a huge boost from the fact that he was raised in Hackensack, New Jersey, which is actually a real place as opposed to Crystal Lake township. However, most of his killings from the franchise do not take place in New Jersey. While the Chucky series rectifies this by setting season 1 in Hackensack and featuring the killer doll returning to his hometown in the modern day (alongside flashbacks of his antics as a youngster), his reign of terror has mostly taken place elsewhere. One additional demerit is that, as a human, he was known as the “Lakeshore Strangler,” having taken up residence in Chicago as an adult.
However, while Hackensack is a real place, the Chucky movies and shows don’t shoot there. In fact, as far as I can tell, not a single frame of footage was shot in New Jersey for the entirety of the iconic slasher franchise (which has been produced out of Canada for some time now).
Winner: Jason
Winner
Because the New Jersey section is weighted to be worth two points, I can proudly proclaim that Jason Voorhees is the winner! While this makes sense, considering the fact that he has been an icon since before Chucky was a twinkle in Don Mancini’s eye, the killer doll put up a tough fight, going neck and bloody neck with the Crystal Lake behemoth.