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John Massari’s Re-Recorded Score Revealed at Night Frights LA

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Killer Klowns from Outer Space is one of horror’s most prominent, bona fide classics. But what kind of horror fan does it make me that it wasn’t until Night Frights LA that I had the chance to watch it finally? I knew a lot about this film, but my general distaste for horror comedies overrode any box I needed to check to be considered a “horror fan.” When I heard that Horror Press was sponsoring a screening of Killer Klowns at Night Frights LA with composer John Massari in attendance, I figured, what better time than now to check it out!

Falling in Love with John Massari’s Killer Klowns Soundtrack

I listened to the soundtrack on the flight out to LA, and I loved it. There’s this brilliant mixture between camp and terror that brings an uncomfortable levity to it. Seeing it finally overlaid on the film just amplified how incredible an artist John Massari truly is. Getting to hear him talk about this project was truly enlightening, both as a new fan of his and as a creative.

John stated involvement in the project came on the wings of a friend. He was bopping around between commercial projects when a friend mentioned that someone they knew (the Chiodos) was making a film. So, John sent some of his compositions as an audition and eventually was able to get a (scoreless) screening of the film at Warner Bros. Studios. Music is an integral part of film, and a part of my brain can’t even fathom watching a film without a score. But it was the scene where the tent in the forest was found that solidified John’s love for this project.

Inside the Creative Process: Scoring Killer Klowns’ Marching Scene

How exactly does a composer go about their work? For John Massari, part of Killer Klowns was with him his whole life. The scene in which the klowns are marching into town would eventually be scored with a composition he wrote when he was in high school! He wrote the composition for his band, but they deemed it too jazzy and refused to play it. It would later come to light that John was awarded the composition job from that piece alone.

Massari seems like an incredibly down-to-earth guy who knows what he wants out of life. That part of his story really stuck with me. “Not everything you do is going to be accepted immediately by everyone. That doesn’t mean you have to discard it,” he said.

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Crafting the Full Killer Klowns Score: References and Storytelling

When it finally came to creating the full composition for the film, it seems he had fairly free rein to do what he wanted. Although the Chiodos did stick their hands in the pot a few times. They made John aware of certain films they wanted him to avoid when pulling reference for his work. Some of these films, John clarified, are what we consider classics today. John’s final composition for the film tells a story of its own; rarely do you hear a score that tells its own front-to-end story. The spaceship, he said, was viewed as a princess’s castle while the klowns marching into town were meant to resemble tanks driving into Poland.

One of the most interesting stories John regaled was about a significant roadblock that occurred toward the end of production. Someone from the production side requested that John be the one to pay for the film’s Dolby Stereo licensing fee. Thankfully, John and the Chiodos shot that down quickly. You wouldn’t ask the cinematographer to pay for film processing fees, would you?

John Massari’s Enduring Pride in Killer Klowns from Outer Space

It’s clear that he has ALWAYS been proud of his work on Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Even when friends told him that maybe he shouldn’t tell people he worked on it. However, around 2010/2012, he noticed a shift in thought regarding the film. The sands shifted from viewing Killer Klowns as “so bad it’s good” (my words) to just a pretty darn good film. After finally getting to watch it, I agree.

Massari revealed something that got the entire crowd amped up…he’s re-recorded the score. COVID was a hell of a time for all of us. While most of us were drinking and playing video games, John was making art. He didn’t change the score; he just made it fuller. And he promises that the rescored composition still goes with the version of the film we’ve all seen and doesn’t change the overall tone or feeling.

New Killer Klowns Soundtrack and Screenings

Thankfully, there is a record company (not Waxwork) that is interested in releasing the new composition to the world. At some point, we can hope for a CD and a streaming release. But maybe there’s a chance for some limited screenings to pop up with the rescored composition!

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Thanks to John Massari and the Night Frights crew for making this day and event happen. Watching Killer Klowns from Outer Space with John in attendance was a bucket list item I didn’t even know was on my list! Do yourself a favor, don’t waste 31 years of your life not seeing this movie. If you haven’t…do it!

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[INTERVIEW] Musings on Monstrous Menstruation with the Cast and Crew of ‘The Cramps: A Period Piece’

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Periods suck. Everyone who menstruates will tell you that, yet this annoying, often painful thing that happens to our bodies for one week out of every month for most of our lives is conspicuously absent from most media. When periods do crop up in horror movies in particular, they tend to be linked to the downfall of the person experiencing them. Writer-director Brooke H. Cellars’ movie The Cramps: A Period Piece is the rare exception.

Inspired by the filmmaker’s own struggles with endometriosis, an underdiagnosed condition that leads to immensely painful periods, The Cramps follows Agnes (newcomer Lauren Kitchen), whose period cramps manifest in strange and monstrous ways. But, crucially, Agnes Applewhite herself is never framed as a monster, just a shy young woman trying to escape her repressive family life and find her place in the world. She gets one step closer after accepting a job offer to be the shampoo girl at a local salon run by Laverne Lancaster (drag queen Martini Bear) and staffed by kooky characters like the prudish Satanist Teddy Teaberry (Wicken Taylor) and the ditzy Christian Holiday Hitchcocker (Michelle Malentina). All the while, Agnes’ cramps are wreaking havoc on the rude men and dismissive doctors that she encounters.

A spiritual successor to the kind of movies John Waters was putting out in the 1970s, The Cramps: A Period Piece is equal parts funny, campy, and heartfelt, bolstered by fun practical effects that horror fans will love. I sat down with Cellars, Kitchen, and Taylor to chat about the future cult classic after its Fantastic Fest 2025 debut.

The following interview has been lightly edited for clarity and conciseness.

An Interview with Director Brooke H. Cellars and Actors Lauren Kitchen and Wicken Taylor of The Cramps: A Period Piece

Samantha McLaren: Brooke, this film is inspired by your own journey with endometriosis. How do you find the humor in what was presumably a difficult situation over many years?

Brooke H. Cellars: Being suppressed and growing up with no friends, I had to figure out my own way in life. And when people would make fun of me, I kind of had to develop a thicker skin through humor. That was the only way I could get through—by making light of things, or trying to make people laugh, being the weirdo, saying stupid things. That’s how I connected with people, just being ridiculous with each other. And it grew to where I actually had a sense of humor.

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I guess that’s kind of like a mask in dealing with what’s actually going on, my family life or being in pain… So when I wrote the story, it came naturally. I didn’t want to make it scary, because it’s scary in real life. I wanted something entertaining but meaningful, and to connect with people in a way where they can be outspoken and it’s okay. I want it to be cathartic for them, and to maybe make them forget for a little while, but also feel a place of warmth in a horror movie where they least expect something.

It’s so rare to see any horror film about periods, but especially one that isn’t about the abjection of periods. I’m curious how you approached making it funny but not at the expense of people who menstruate, while also finding the horror and making it a positive, uplifting story.

BHC: When I started making short films, I just wanted to make a slasher, because I love old, 1970s slashers. So when we made [“The Chills,” Cellars’ first short from 2019] for no money in my house with my husband and his sisters, who are not actors, I knew I wanted to make scary stuff, but I didn’t know I wanted to say something else. It does say something, but I didn’t do that intentionally—I was just trying to make a scary movie, but it’s like something was trying to come out of me.

It came out when we finally made Violet Butterfield: Makeup Artist for the Dead (2022), which is kind of set in the same world as The Cramps. We shot it on film and kind of developed the world, and just put more intention into it and more of myself, my story, and being finally honest about what’s going on. At the same time, I had stopped talking to my family. I was finally living my life in my late 30s and got into filmmaking, as I’d wanted since I was a kid and never thought would happen. I just said, fuck it—this is what I’ve always wanted to do, I’m running with it, and I’m doing what I want now. I knew the story I wanted to tell, because I was still going through it while I was writing the script. I was having my hysterectomy. Finally, somebody was helping me with my endometriosis, after like 15,000 doctors told me “sorry.”

Lauren, this is your first role—how did you come to be involved in the project, and what drew you to the script?

Lauren Kitchen: I knew Holiday, played by Michelle [Malentina], and I knew Pussy D’Lish [Jude Ducet], who played Clydia. We had just done a community theater production of Rent together. And I followed Brooke… I was a fan of “Violet Butterfield” and the whole aesthetic, so I wanted to follow up on their Instagram. And then I saw an audition announcement for The Cramps, and I just loved it—it had the sixties florals, so cute. I’ve always been told I’m like an old soul, so I was like, I should go for it.

I remember saying to Jude that I really relate to the main character, but I probably won’t get it, I don’t have the experience. I went into in-person auditions fully thinking, “I’m not gonna get it, but at least I’ll give myself a pat on the back for doing it.” And it turns out, when you go in thinking you won’t get it, you get it!

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Wicken Taylor: She killed.

LK: Everyone was so supportive, and having done stage acting and studying it in school helped to bridge the gap between stage and film. There are times when you have to make adjustments. I love the subtleties of film. On stage, you’re acting for the back row, but then in film, you can do something as subtle as an eye movement that you can say so much.

You being new to film brought something so interesting to the role, because there’s that vulnerability—you’re finding your confidence in a way that mirrors Agnes’ journey.

LK: Agnes is finding herself and her chosen family, and I’m also finding Lauren and my confidence through it.

There are so many references and visual homages in the film—obviously John Waters, but also The Tingler, and so many films that I grew up loving. I’m curious if Brooke gave you all homework to watch?

LK: I watched Peeping Tom.

WK: And The Red Shoes. Blood and Black Lace. And she had me watch [The Jerk] because Bernadette Peters was an inspiration for Teddy, and then also Grease for Frenchy.

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LK: Female Trouble. And I watched Cry-Baby too for Johnny Depp.

One thing that drew me to The Cramps is that there’s so much drag talent in the film—drag kings as well as queens, and bearded queens, which you don’t often see. It was subversive when John Waters featured drag performers in his films in the 1970s, and it has somehow looped back around to being subversive again. Brooke, how important was it for you to have that queer element in this story?

BHC: Very important. My own family never accepted me for anything, and that’s why things were so confusing. I always thought I had a normal family, and I definitely didn’t have a normal family. They treated me as if I wasn’t normal. Of course, I wasn’t, but it was okay—I just didn’t know it was okay to be who I was. I didn’t have a lot of friends, and even my brothers and sisters bullied me; my parents bullied me. I was bullied till I was a senior, and even when I was an adult.

Nobody was embracing me. I came from a very small conservative town and a conservative family, so I was always ashamed to be me, even though I couldn’t stop being me. […] It was when I moved away from home to the “big city” of Lafayette, Louisiana [laughs], I started waiting tables and stuff, just doing my own thing, and it was the queer community that I was always told “don’t talk to those people”… these are the people that told me it’s okay to be me. They had so much confidence that I wanted to have. They accepted me, they supported me. They made it so comfortable to just be myself. […] I think a chosen family is very important, and I wanted to celebrate them along with what I’m going through. They’re a part of me.

The hair salon feels like the perfect encapsulation of that chosen family, full of weirdos who found each other. Speaking of, I want to talk about Teddy, because I’m obsessed with Teddy. Wicken, how did you find the right tone for that character who is the perfect subversion of the typical church lady, but also so deadpan, and so kind?

WT: Brooke writes amazing characters. I was like, what do you mean? And she said, “darkness is goodness.” So I took that away and I interviewed a Satanist, and I was doing research, but because this is not our world, it’s a fantastical world that Brooke created, I had so much freedom. So, what is Satanism to Teddy? And what I love so much about her is that we can see that she’s a good person—it just kind of radiates from her. She embodies the idea that it’s okay to be you, that you are loved, and that you are one of us, and that you are safe.

One of my most favorite things about the relationships in the film is that Holiday and Teddy are best friends. Holiday is a Christian—a cursing Christian—and Teddy is a prude Satanist, and they’re best friends.

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How did you build the aesthetic for the film? It picks and chooses from a lot of different decades, but still feels like a cohesive pocket universe.

BHC: It’s very difficult to explain things inside my head. I’ve been working with Levi [Porter, director of photography] and Madeleine [Yawn, producer] since the beginning of time. Like, every single movie we’ve made together, and so they can decipher my language and what I mean.

But when I’m creating these worlds, I’m not very fixated on one thing, like “it has to be horror!” I wanted to really intentionally make a movie of all kinds of genres and blend them together, because they’re coming from one place, even though they’re different. I’m just giving how I view the world, and yeah I take from different decades, different movies, and they’re all the same love to me.

The Cramps: A Period Piece celebrated its world premiere at Fantastic Fest 2025. Keep an eye out for its wider release, because this is not one to miss.

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Universal Studios Orlando Halloween Horror Nights 2025: Every House Ranked

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Do you smell that? That unmistakable blend of fake fog, delicious fried food, and hard-working scare actor sweat? That can only mean one thing: nature is healing, because Halloween Horror Nights is back at Universal Studios Orlando for its 34th edition!
This year, the ever-popular event runs on select nights through November 2, so you’ve got plenty of time to gather your scream squad and head back into the fog. And with ten brand-new haunted houses, four sinister scare zones, a sexy stage spectacular, the return of the lagoon show, and the sudden appearance of zombie servers outside Mel’s Die-In, you certainly won’t find yourself short of things to do.​

The Houses of Halloween Horror Nights 2025, RANKED

Whether this is your first time visiting Halloween Horror Nights or your 34th year of attendance, it’s important to have at least a vague plan of attack once you get through the gates. Are you going to prioritize the big IPs with the longest lines to ensure you don’t miss out, or try to fit in as many original houses as you can while you wait for a 100-minute wait time to drop elsewhere? And if you’ve only got an hour left, should you try to do one more house or snag a seat at Nightmare Fuel: Circus of Decay?
There’s no one right answer—it all depends on what you want to get out of your Halloween Horror Nights experience! But if you’re looking for a little guidance about which houses are totally unmissable and which ones are an if-the-line-goes-down option, let our Halloween Horror Nights 34 house ranking be your guide.

10. Fallout

Let me caveat this bottom ranking by saying that fans of Amazon Prime’s Fallout will have a lot of fun seeing the series recreated in loving detail by the talented team at Halloween Horror Nights. I’d count myself among them: I binged the first season in a week before setting foot in the house and appreciated it all the more for it. It’s also a great appetite-whetter ahead of season two, premiering this December. But Fallout is not, at its core, a scary show, and that inevitably translates to an unscary house.
There’s still plenty to love here. You’ll experience Bunker 33 under seige, wander the irradiated wasteland, meet familiar characters like Lucy, Maximus, and my baby boy The Ghoul, and keep your eyes peeled for some fun easter eggs. But it’s hard not to walk away with the sense that the HHN team had to navigate some tight guardrails in terms of what they could show, how much they could alter, and which lines of dialogue they could use. However, I’ve heard that additional scare moments have been added since my visit at the start of the season, so I look forward to experiencing them when I return in late September—possibly after scarfing down some of the surprisingly delicious Yum Yum Deviled “Eggs” at the tie-in food booth.

9. Five Nights at Freddy’s

I’m fully aware that I’m getting into controversial territory early, so let’s rip the band-aid off: Halloween Horror Nights’ Five Nights at Freddy’s house didn’t work for me. Don’t get me wrong, I adore the look of the animatronics—built by Jim Henson’s Creature Shop, which also created the animatronics for the film, they simply could not be more accurate. Unfortunately, the design of the house means that the appearances of these killer mascots are both heavily signalled and create massive bottlenecks as guests drag their feet waiting for the animatronics to light up and do something creepy.
Other than Mr. Cupcake, the no-doubt very expensive animatronics are also limited in their movements and set far back from grabby hands, further restricting their ability to startle and scare. A few dead kids and a fairly convincing stand-in for Josh Hutcherson are on hand to fill the popping-out-from-the-shadows quota, but don’t expect Freddy Fazbear and friends to get up in your face. It’s a fantastically detailed house, and the opening scene alone (featuring the animatronics singing cheerfully on stage in the restaurant before glitching out) is a delight to walk through. But with wait times regularly hitting the three-hour mark and beyond, this is likely a one-and-done for all but the most dedicated Fazbear fanatics.

8. The Horrors of the Wyatt Sicks

Wrestling fans: don’t pummel me. Based on my interactions with other guests exiting The Horrors of the Wyatt Sicks, I feel confident in saying that this house is both a treat for WWE viewers and a touching tribute to the late Bray Wyatt, who developed the characters the house is based on and is represented inside by a still-glowing lantern. As someone who has never watched a single wrestling match in her life, though, I’ll confess that I was mostly confused, so take this ranking with a grain of salt.
Despite my ignorance, I was impressed by the energy and enthusiasm that the scare actors brought to The Horrors of the Wyatt Sicks. It’s clear that there are wrestling fans lurking both within the maze and behind the scenes, all fully committed to making this a house to remember for those in the know. It helps that many of the scare actors are also huge. A hulking horror lunging out of the dark is scary even if you have no idea who they’re supposed to be.

7. Jason Universe

Speaking of big dudes lunging out of the darkness, the Jason Universe house at Halloween Horror Nights is chock full of them. If you’re at all familiar with the never-ending legal entanglements surrounding the Friday the 13th franchise, it will come as no surprise that the iconic date is conspicuously absent from the marketing around this one. Those constraints carry over into the content of the house as well.
Rather than a recreation of any particular movie or scene, Jason Universe offers a whirlwind tour through a world almost entirely populated by different incarnations of Jason Voorhees, all intent on introducing you to the business end of a machete. Pamela makes a brief appearance, but this is the Jason show through and through, culminating in a race through an admittedly pulse-pounding corridor of Jasons before you can leave. It’s a good time, if not a particularly unique one. The fact that we don’t eventually end up in space was also a miss in my semi-serious opinion.

6. Hatchet & Chains: Demon Bounty Hunters

Slaughter Sinema 2 was my second-favorite house at Halloween Horror Nights 2024, so my interest was thoroughly piqued when HHN announced that one of the fictional films within would be getting the full house treatment for the 2025 event. While I would have personally preferred to see the neon-drenched musical stylings of Heavy Metal Hell Rockers or the grindhouse-inspired sleaze of Mummy Strippers: Unwrapped, Hatchet & Chains was a solid choice.
A tale of two bounty hunters—one who can understand demons, the other a demon himself—Hatchet & Chains: Demon Bounty Hunters sees the titular duo facing off against lava demons that like to get all up in people’s bodies. This leads to a few neat scares involving hands bursting from mouths, as well as some especially cool demon horses. The story is also easy to follow, communicated from the jump by a scare actor restlessly pacing a porch set as guests filter inside. This house is a quick walk-through, though, and some ideas are better realized than others, with a video-based train effect standing out as particularly jarring amidst the practical effects.

5. Grave of Flesh

There have been no shortage of graveyard set pieces in Halloween Horror Nights’ houses over the years, but HHN 34’s Grave of Flesh finds a way to keep this familiar location fresh. After entering through the gates of the graveyard, you’ll find yourself plummeting into your own grave (be sure to look up to see the unsettling sight of a freshly dug hole complete with tombstone looming above your head as you pass). But as you’ll know if you’ve ridden Revenge of the Mummy: The Ride on the other side of the park, death is only the beginning, baby. Now in the underworld, you’ll have to dodge flesh-eating creatures as you step into the cavernous depths of eternity. Good luck with that.
It’s always fun to see if your character “survives” a house at Halloween Horror Nights, so it’s a novel twist to start out dead and go from there. Grave of Flesh also hides some toothy horrors among its cadre of scare actors, and the sound design will leave you feeling suitably hunted. The sets can get a touch repetitive, but the ghoulish lighting hides a lot of sins.

4. El Artista: A Spanish Haunting

I’m just going to say it: I might be a little bit obsessed with scenic designer Dylan Kollath. HHN 31’s Dead Man’s Pier: Winter’s Wake was one of my favorite houses of all time, and the moment I stepped into El Artista: A Spanish Haunting, I knew the same designer was behind it. Like that previous house, El Artista features a staggeringly beautiful facade, winding sets that allow you to see aspects of this haunted world from different angles, and some jaw-droppingly cool wirework from a scare actor. I won’t mince words: this is a gorgeous house, and it’s unsurprising that the overarching motif for this year’s event stemmed from its crumbling walls.
So why isn’t El Artista higher on this list? As much as I love and want to live inside it, I can’t deny that the plotline of this house can get a little lost as you venture deeper inside. Set in 19th-century Spain, El Artista centers on Sergio Navarro, a tortured artist whose attempts to find inspiration within the isolated La Casa Creación manor ultimately spiral into madness as his art forms a gateway for something evil to enter our world. It might be worth giving the relevant Discover Universal Blog entry a quick read while you’re in line to get the most from this house, but there’s plenty of beauty to gawk at even if you find yourself struggling to follow the story to its grim conclusion.

3. Dolls: Let’s Play Dead

Chucky may make regular appearances at Halloween Horror Nights, but he’d better keep out of Dolls: Let’s Play Dead, or he might just meet his match in Lyla, a cruel little girl who delights in torturing her toys. Playing cleverly with scale, this house forces guests to see the world through the perspective of the dolls that Lyla has mutilated. You’ll walk past battery packs as tall as you are, peer out of windows of the doll house, and even enter an Easy-Bake Oven that Lyla is using to cook more than muffins. Gulp.
It’s all incredibly immersive and creative, enhanced by video effects that offer flashes of Lyla’s madness as she “plays” with you and the other doomed creatures in this plastic vision of hell. The design of the dolls is equal parts horrifying and heartbreaking, all melted faces and mangled limbs. Keep an eye out for Guest Activated Triggers in this house that reveal hidden secrets and scares. These are usually marked by big red buttons that beg to be smacked, and I spotted at least two.

2. Gálkn: Monsters of the North

Choosing the final order of the top three houses this year was no easy feat. Since I’m fairly certain I caught an actor changeover during my first walk through of Gálkn: Monsters of the North, I have a feeling it may rise to the pinnacle of my personal fondness scale upon revisiting. Even with some scare actors obviously missing, Gálkn proved a memorable house and is sure to be a hit among fellow fans of folk horror.
The story takes place in a remote Nordic village, where a wicked being has risen from the dead and brought its posse of monsters along for the ride. The sets are stunning, and the Wicker Man-inspired effigy that gradually comes into focus as you move through the besieged village is truly a sight to behold. Gálkn also boasts one of the largest puppets that I’ve ever witnessed at Halloween Horror Nights, up there with the big boy at the end of 2019’s Killer Klowns From Outer Space house, and I could marvel at that thing all day. This is the house I’m most excited to check out again, and since it’s located at the very back of the park, the lines are likely to be short at the start of the night as guests flock to the popular IPs just inside the gates.

1. Terrifier

I can already hear my editor laughing as I write this, because I’ve made no secret of the fact that I’m not a fan of the Terrifier franchise… But damn if it doesn’t make for a great house. Halloween Horror Nights proves to be a match made in heaven (or should that be hell?) for Art the Clown, a character whose exaggerated miming and penchant for extremely graphic gore translate seamlessly into the immersive, gross-out medium of a haunted house.
Based on the trilogy-going-on-quadrilogy from director Damien Leone, the Terrifier house features a variety of familiar kills from across the franchise, along with some original ideas. Art features prominently, of course (both within the house and beyond its walls as he roams freely around the park causing havoc), but you’ll also spot familiar characters like the unfortunate Victoria and the eerie Little Pale Girl. Fair warning: some scenes reportedly feature pungent smells, but since I apparently have no sense of smell (I seem to miss the house scents every year), I can’t comment on that.
What I can comment on is the wetness of the wet path at the end of the house. It’s pretty damn wet—or at least, it was for me. The person directly in front of me escaped with barely a drip on them while I had water dumped on me from above, so the question is, are you feeling lucky, punk? Art will goad you into the bloodbath route as you approach the branch, and I’d recommend you listen to him in this instance, despite the risk. Your bravery will be rewarded with a glimpse of Sienna in her angel armor, a triumphant note to end the carnage on.

Never go alone (or without snacks) at Halloween Horror Nights

Those are my initial rankings for Halloween Horror Nights 34 at Universal Studios Orlando! It’s always interesting to see how houses evolve over the course of the season and what different guests get from them, so don’t be dissuaded from checking out something that you or your scream quad are interested in just because it fell low on this list.
Have fun, wear comfortable shoes, and be sure to grab a Walking Taco before getting into that punishingly long Five Nights at Freddy’s Line—the vegan chorizo version is especially delicious this year!
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