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Eat Me! The Nastiest of Human Consumption Horror, as Recommended by John Waters
Waters has been known throughout his career to give great film advice, from B-movie gems to wacky splatter flicks. Notably, Waters has always been fond of films featuring cannibalism and often includes them in “best of” lists and film articles. While some, like Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) and Night of the Living Dead (1968), have been admired by audiences for decades, several of Waters’ favorites have been left in the gore-y past of midnight movies and grindhouse picture houses. I have unearthed just a few from the archives of Waters, and I am not at all surprised at just how depraved and trashy they are. Mainly found in the pages of Crackpot, in which Waters’ film knowledge is impressive and intimidating, the following list can give you a glimpse into the gooey, delightfully twisted mind of the Pope of Trash. Here is a selection of cannibalistic films applauded by Waters throughout his career.

The horror film Multiple Maniacs, released in 1970, was John Waters’ debut (talking) feature. In one hour and thirty minutes, we see murder, mariticide, sodomy, “actual queers kissing on the lips,” and cannibalism. The last of these sins is a personal favorite of Waters.
Waters has been known throughout his career to give great film advice, from B-movie gems to wacky splatter flicks. Notably, Waters has always been fond of films featuring cannibalism and often includes them in “best of” lists and film articles. While some, like Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) and Night of the Living Dead (1968), have been admired by audiences for decades, several of Waters’ favorites have been left in the gore-y past of midnight movies and grindhouse picture houses. I have unearthed just a few from the archives of Waters, and I am not at all surprised at just how depraved and trashy they are.
Mainly found in the pages of Crackpot, in which Waters’ film knowledge is impressive and intimidating, the following list can give you a glimpse into the gooey, delightfully twisted mind of the Pope of Trash. Here is a selection of cannibalistic films applauded by Waters throughout his career.
Warning: these films are not for the faint of heart. Luckily, some of them barely last an hour!
A Selection of Films Recommended By John Waters
Blood Feast (1963)
Directed by Hershell Gordon Lewis
Duration: 1 hour 7 minutes
Streaming: Tubi
“Can we watch that scene again? You know, the one where he rips her heart out? Please?” – Mrs. Beverly Sutphin, Serial Mom
As with TCM and NOTLD, Blood Feast is an obvious favorite of Waters. He has cited Blood Feast as an inspiration for his early filmmaking and included scenes and posters for the film in his 1994 horror comedy Serial Mom. In a world of CGI and now AI technology, the graphic practical effects of Blood Feast feel incredibly refreshing when watching today. Blood Feast was produced, scored, and directed by gore legend Herschell Gordon Lewis. Mr. Ramses, a local butcher and original “Florida Man,” manipulates a housewife into letting him cater her daughter’s birthday with an Egyptian blood feast. This blood feast uses the flesh, blood, and organs of beautiful young women, all blonde and white (just like the film’s ancient Egyptians). One of these women, Connie Mason, graced the centerfold spot in PlayBoy magazine when the film was released! Bad acting, great interior decorating/costuming, and long takes with few cutaways would ultimately influence Waters’. And don’t worry: the tongue scene is still gooey after sixty years.
The Undertaker and His Pals (1966)
Directed T.L.P. Swicegood
Duration: 1 hour 3 minutes
Streaming: Tubi
“Our host’s office was the original one where the Watergate scandal was born… We ate in the White House dining room for guests and talked about movies such as Chesty Morgan’s Deadly Weapons (she kills people with her breasts), The Undertaker and His Pals, Please Don’t Eat My Mother, and other cinematic shockers… Only in America could you get invited to a Republican White House for making films that the very administration would pay to have burned.” – Waters in Crackpot
This film must have engrained itself in Waters’ psyche, particularly regarding the color palette and opening credits complete with rockabilly surf music. If you enjoy A Bucket of Blood (1959), The Undertaker and His Pals will not disappoint. Armed with a phone book, vicious motorcyclists target random locals to provide a funeral director with fresh bodies. This gooey horror comedy incorporates actual medical footage, resulting in, among other factors, canceled film screenings and confiscations by authorities.
The Corpse Grinders (1971)
Directed by Ted V. Mikels
Duration: 1 hour 12 minutes
Streaming: Internet Archive
“It used to be the way to start [in film] was to make a low budget exploitation film […]. But now it’s not so simple. Hollywood has co-opted the slash-and-trash formula, and these days garbage needs a big budget. It’s not nearly as much fun. A $10 million version of The Corpse Grinders just wouldn’t have the charm of the original.” – Waters in Crackpot
The Corpse Grinders is grainy, extremely low-budget, and bizarre. To make extra money, a poverty-stricken couple provides dead bodies to Lotus Cat Food. Local cats soon crave human flesh and start attacking their owners. Local veterinarians and lovers Dr. Glass and Nurse Robinson investigate the phenomenon. This grindhouse flick opts for joltingly fast cutaways to dripping meat grinders, though unfortunately, most of the muscle and bone evisceration happens off-screen.
Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
Directed by Joel M. Reed
Duration: 1 hour 24 minutes
Streaming: Tubi
“I’m the happiest in my office… First duty— call the box offices of the theaters in town playing the most embarrassing movies so I can hear the mortified employees say the title. ‘Yes, what’s playing, please?’ ‘Bloodsucking Freaks…” Waters in Crackpot
This is one of the nastiest movies I have ever seen.
Villain Sardu (Seamus O’Brien) is Master of the Theater of the Macabre. With a personality teetering between Allister Crowley and Andrew Tate, Sardu performs live mutilations, torture, and murders of naked young women before a captivated yet skeptical audience. Torture is art! This film has surprisingly beautiful cinematography at times and is quite hypnotic. Blood Sucking Freaks has since been hailed a cult classic, and was re-released by Troma Entertainment in 1981. Sadly, director Joel M. Reed passed away due to complications from the COVID-19 virus in April 2020. The Brooklyn native directed other bloody gems such as Night of the Zombies (1981) and Blood Bath (1976), and even wrote a book about Donald Trump’s scandals in 1990. Scary! And another frightening note, O’Brien was murdered in his Greenwich Village apartment a year after the film’s release! Blood Sucking Freaks walked so Hostel (2009) could run.
Zombie Holocaust (1980)
Directed by Marino Girolami
Duration: 1 hour 24 minutes
Streaming: Plex!
“Being a Catholic, guilt comes naturally. Except mine is reversed. I blab ad nauseam about how much I love films like Dr. Butcher, M. D. …” – Waters in Crackpot
Zombi Holocaust is an Italian grindhouse picture rereleased as Dr. Butcher M.D. in the U.S. in 1982. Twenty-five minutes in, I wished death upon all characters. Luckily, most of them meet their demise by the film’s end! The dialogue is all overdubbed and questionable, and the script holds plenty of racist tropes. Along with general silliness, the gruesome practical effects that undoubtedly inspired the torture porn subgenre make this a fun watch. The attempts to make this film look New York City enough are comical and add to its overall charm.
If you ever walk into a medical school that looks like this one, be prepared to receive no scientific help and run like hell!
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Our 10 Favorite Short Films From Final Girls Berlin Film Festival (2025)
Short films are one of my favorite parts of Final Girls Berlin Film Festival. Festival directors Elinor Lewy and Sara Neidorf always knock it out of the park with their short film block groupings and which films they pick for screening. I don’t think I’ve ever been disappointed by the blocks. While I can’t write about every single one, I wanted to take the time to highlight my top 10 favorite short films of their 10th Annual festival.
Due to the substance and quality of each short film, it wasn’t easy to narrow down the list to 10. It should be noted that with the exception of the films listed in the first and second spot, they aren’t in any specific order. (Because I couldn’t pick between two specific shorts, we’ll throw the 11th spot in here too!)

Short films are one of my favorite parts of Final Girls Berlin Film Festival. Festival directors Elinor Lewy and Sara Neidorf always knock it out of the park with their short film block groupings and which films they pick for screening. I don’t think I’ve ever been disappointed by the blocks. While I can’t write about every single one, I wanted to take the time to highlight my top 10 favorite short films of their 10th Annual festival.
Due to the substance and quality of each short film, it wasn’t easy to narrow down the list to 10. It should be noted that with the exception of the films listed in the first and second spot, they aren’t in any specific order. (Because I couldn’t pick between two specific shorts, we’ll throw the 11th spot in here too!)
My 10 Favorite Shorts From Final Girls Berlin Festival 2025
11. Sugar Rag written by Spencer T. Heath & Jai Love // directed by Jai Love
Block 9: Pop Horror/Carnivalesque
Alfred’s (Carter Dau) parents come home to their expansive manor with a surprise…a baby brother! There’s something off about Alfred’s new brother Remus (Aaron Light), and Alfred can’t quite put his finger on it; maybe it’s the fact that Remus is a 6-foot-something man in a diaper with a baby’s head mask.
Sugar Rag is an insanely out-of-left-field short film that shocks and stings. Never in a million years would I have guessed where it would go next. The surprising idea by Heath and Love to have Remus be an adult male portraying a baby is something I need to see in a feature-length film. While it’s comedic for a good portion, Heath and Love do not let the short go gently into that good night. The climax is genuinely crazy and left me with my mouth agape. It makes sense that it’s on the Crypt TV YouTube channel.
10. Izzy written and directed by Yfke van Berckelaer
Block 1: Hostile Environments
Izzy (Nahéma Ricci) is sick and tired of being caught in the middle of everyone else’s crap. That’s when she decides a pop of color will liven things up.
Izzy is short, sweet, and direct to the point. It has a story to tell and refuses to linger one second longer. There’s something deeper to Izzy than I can pinpoint, but by the time the short was over, it made me want to improve myself and stop sitting idly by while others get what they want out of life.
9. Gaslighter written by Virginia Powers Hendry and Anastasia Washington // directed by Virginia Powers Hendry
Block 3: Het Horror
Anne (Anastasia Washington) gets home after a long day of work only to realize that things are off. The front door isn’t locked, the power is out, and something seems wrong. Anne’s partner, Jeff (Taylor Marr), doesn’t believe her. That’s when the film splits in two and gives us Until Dawn-like points of view. Will Anne stay the night and face the evil in her house? Or will she leave the house like any normal person would?
Gaslighter puts to test the idea of audience reactions. How many times have you watched a horror film and shouted at the screen, “RUN! LEAVE THE HOUSE!” Hendry and Washington play with that idea by putting all the tropes out there and letting Anne make the choices for herself. It’s a fun play on the genre that works well for a short film but might not play as well if it were any longer.
8. Deep Cut written and directed by Michelle Farrah Huang
Block 1: Hostile Environments
Farrah (Michelle Farrah Huang) is on set for a film for the first time in years. She’s seemingly doing a good job, but the film’s director (Keir Gilchrist) doesn’t seem pleased. Farrah becomes friends with another actor named Jessie (Sugar Lyn Beard), and the two head to Farrah’s for a night of drinking. But Jessie seems too big of a fan of Farrah’s previous work and will do anything to ensure their film succeeds.
Deep Cut is meta and fascinating in an incredibly original way. You think you know where it’s going but get crisscrossed by the end. Huang’s story succeeds in its current form but would greatly benefit from a feature-length version. Huang and Gilchrist have great chemistry both when they’re friends and when they’re…not. It’s fairly straightforward visually but doesn’t fail to capture and keep the viewer’s attention.
7. Dark Mommy written by Courtney Eck and James P. Gannon // directed by Courtney Eck
Block 1: Hostile Environments
Ben (Ben Chandler) is a quiet man who spends his nights working as a solo dispatcher for his small town’s 911 call center. What seems like a prank call turns into a night of terror that might be a sign of something bigger to come.
As someone who works in overnight emergency dispatch, this one hit a little hard for me. Being the only person in a four-story building in midtown Manhattan sans a security guard can get slightly overwhelming. That being said, I would kill to dispatch in a town like Ben’s. The whole idea of Dark Mommy (Uranbileg Angarag) is brilliant and the effects by Ravenous Studios on Dark Mommy look stellar. As I’ve said many times throughout this list, so far, Dark Mommy would make a KILLER Malum-esque feature-length film. If you get a chance to see this at a festival, do not miss it.
6. How To Stay Awake written and directed by Vanessa Magic
Block 5: Midnight
Helen (Preeti Torul) will do anything to stay awake because if she falls asleep…the Night Witch (Hannan Younis) comes.
I have terrible insomnia, and working overnights probably doesn’t help. Helen’s plight is something I’m all too familiar with (though to a much lesser extent of a Night Witch). Vanessa Magic expertly crafted a story of what it feels like to not feel in control of your body and how powerless it can be. The sound design works wonders for the film, but I could have used a lot less high-pitched ringing–that’s what made me go from loving this short to liking it. Don’t get me wrong, I understand it, but it was too much. Overall, Magic created a visually intriguing piece of horror that gave me two separate nightmares.
5. It Came From Inside! written and directed by Aura Martinez Sandoval and Jackson Rees
Block 7: Queer Horror
It’s Halloween night! Vicky (Gentry Loghry) and her partner Oliver (Luke Harger) are relaxing after a party. An explosion outside piques their interest and changes their lives forever.
If you’re a fan of retro ’80s horror, then It Came From Inside! will be right up your alley. It has the trappings of Raimi, Dekker, and Henenlotter while still keeping an updated visual style. Full of some excellent practicals, this short reads like an open lines call from Coast to Coast with Art Bell. No notes!
4. The Blue Diamond written by Sam Fox and Addison Heimann // directed by Sam Fox
Block 4: Cults
Alison (Desiree Staples) is overseeing the funeral for her cult leader mother, Jacqueline (Barbara Crampton). Alison has stayed away from the cult this long…can she make it through the afterparty?
Cult horror isn’t usually my thing, but I still give them a shot. The Blue Diamond is an incredibly fun take on cults and how they affect those who are closest to the leader. Alison is a well-written character, and Desiree Staples does a fantastic job of portraying her. And I mean, Barbara Crampton is Barbara Crampton! There’s a fun twist that takes this short in a direction most in this subgenre don’t take, and I found it to be generally refreshing. So what are you waiting for? Let’s all go down the blue diamond together!
3. Micro-Short written and directed by Beth Fletcher
Block 5: Midnight
Don’t get between Dani (Hannah Myers) and her microwave.
Micro-Short is an excellent piece of avant-garde madness. Fletcher’s story and direction are expertly lensed by Maddy Talias, who knows HOW to work a camera. For a [very] short film about a woman and a microwave that takes place in a single room, Talias shoots the hell out of this short. I was insanely blown away by the filmmaking in Micro-Short.
2. Last to Leave written and directed by Mary Elizabeth Ellis
Block 5: Midnight
Brunette (Ginger Gonza) and Blonde (Mary Elizabeth Ellis) arrive at a bar right at last call. The women seem slightly off, but the remaining bar patrons are more than happy to have them join for a drink—big mistake.
When I saw Mary Elizabeth Ellis on screen, I jumped off my couch with excitement. I was even more excited when I saw she wrote and directed this. One of my favorite things is when A-list talent steps out of their comfort zones to make shorts/features that are completely different from their main body of work. Not only was I excited to see Ellis, but I was also genuinely surprised by how good this short was. This short plays it close to the chest, but when it’s ready to rip, it rips. I’ll only say this one more time: I really hope Last to Leave gets a feature adaptation. There are great intricacies to Brunette and Blonde, and it would be great to see Ellis expand on them.
1. Bloody Hell written by Lena Albin // directed by Lena Albin and Jayden Rathsam Hua
Block 5: Midnight
Sam (Sophia Morrison) is preparing for a night out with her friend Jacinta (Sophie Teo). But her period is far from her worst trouble tonight.
WOW. Absolutely, wow. Body horror is one of my favorite subgenres. While I find it enjoyable, it’s hard for body horror to make me physically nauseous. I really don’t want to say too much about Bloody Hell because it needs to be seen to be believed, but I want to give my props to Albin, Hua, makeup artists Lara Franzi and Maddison Gray, and SFX coordinator Briana Garbutt. This short film is one bloody hell of a good time.
Happy Festival, Final Girls Berlin! It was a pleasure, as always, and I’m looking forward to next year’s fest!
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The Best Horror You Can Stream on Shudder in March 2025
Shudder has compiled a pretty cool list of horror movies this March. The streamer is really looking out for us and has something for every kind of genre fan. Are you the kind of nerd who wants to watch The Evil Dead (1981) and Evil Dead (2013) back to back? They have you covered. Does the recent release of The Monkey make you want to revisit some Stephen King classics? Then hop in when Christine rolls onto the streamer this month. Do you just want to watch Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror (1922) without commercial breaks? Well, Shudder is that girl again. There is plenty to choose from this month, and I am living my best life. I am so pleased to present these five titles I plan on flirting with this month. Here are our top picks for what to watch on Shudder this April 2025!

Shudder has compiled a pretty cool list of horror movies this March. The streamer is really looking out for us and has something for every kind of genre fan. Are you the kind of nerd who wants to watch The Evil Dead (1981) and Evil Dead (2013) back to back? They have you covered. Does the recent release of The Monkey make you want to revisit some Stephen King classics? Then hop in when Christine rolls onto the streamer this month. Do you just want to watch Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror (1922) without commercial breaks? Well, Shudder is that girl again. There is plenty to choose from this month, and I am living my best life. I am so pleased to present these five titles I plan on flirting with this month.
The Best Movies to Stream on Shudder This Month
30 Days Of Night (2007)
An Alaskan town is plunged into darkness for a month as it is attacked by a vicious vampire gang. This movie made vampires cool again, and we are all forever in its debt. As a basic girl, I ran at this title because I wanted to see what Josh Hartnett was doing. However, I left convinced this might be one of the best vampire movies I had seen in my short lifetime. While I did not have a crush on Melissa George or Danny Huston, they are also pretty fantastic in this bloody film.
You can watch 30 Days Of Night on March 1st.
Silent Hill (2006)
A woman takes her adopted daughter to Silent Hill, hoping to cure her of her illness. However, they are separated after a car crash and must embark on a horrific journey to be reunited. This remains one of the best video game adaptations I have had the joy of seeing in theaters. This makes it special because I played way too many survival horror games as a kid and was disappointed in their big-screen adaptations. I am so excited that Shudder is giving us this unsettling gem this March.
You can watch Silent Hill on March 1st.
Out of the Dark (2014)
Young women working for a phone-sex company become the target of a serial killer. I am on a quest to watch as many 80s slashers as possible, and this is one of the titles I can never catch streaming. So, I am eager to dive into this title the second it lands on Shudder. I am also giddy because Karen Black and Divine are in the cast, so it already feels iconic. Hopefully, it is a little sleazy too, but beggers cannot be choosers. I cannot wait to take this journey and cross this movie off my list.
You can watch Out of the Dark on March 15th.
The Rule Of Jenny Pen (2024)
After suffering a stroke, a judge is sent to a retirement home where another patient uses a puppet to bully his fellow residents. This movie is so weird that I have no choice but to enjoy the ride. Come to see Geoffrey Rush and John Lithgow battle it out, but stay because you will be too stunned to do anything else. This is possibly one of the best villains Lithgow has given us, and it is not for lack of trying. I truly think his chaotic Dexter and Ricochet characters would have become a version of this one. If they had met different endings, of course.
You can watch The Rule Of Jenny Pen on March 28th.
Starve Acre (2023)
A family’s picturesque life is thrown for a spin when their son begins to change. This movie has been roaming around since 2023, and I have not been able to get my hands on it. It is set in England in the 1970s and stars Matt Smith (His House, Doctor Who) and Morfydd Clark (Saint Maud). All of these things make me think it might be my new personality. So, Shudder is a saint for finally allowing us to check it out this month. I hope this kid is as creepy as he sounds because I have waited so long to see this film.
You can watch Starve Acre on March 7th.
As usual, Shudder is a horror lover’s best friend. Hope you enjoy these sick, weird, and new titles as much as I think I will this month. Happy Shudder Saturday (and Sunday) to all who partake!