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Fire & Rhinestone: The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula S4 Ep7 “Exorsisters” Recap

Today’s journey into demonology begins with the Boulet’s visiting their local priest. Swan spits acid onto a crucifix, and it’s clear this depraved duo isn’t here to confess. They disrobe and humiliate the clergyman, who’s left to cower in fear as they prepare for ritual sacrifice. Hell’s on Earth, and the Devil is making house calls.
The Challenge: Acting challenges are always fun, and this one tasks the monsters with starring in the horror short parody The Exorsisters. They must create something equally camp and horrific and model their preferred style of demon for the floor show. The winner should be a natural star of the silver screen because they’ll be featured in an upcoming DREAD horror movie production. To help them prepare, drag legend Peaches Christ returns to The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula to coach and inspire the perverted little parishioners. But first, a Fright Feat is in order: In homage to Peaches, the monsters have five minutes to draw on brows that serve the biggest chunky rainbow caterpillar-from-hell realness. Zavaleta, the Kween of Feats, wins again, and she’s given the duty of assigning roles. Zav is the Priest; Sigourney the Assistant; Dahli, Mom One; Saint, Mom Two; Hoso the possessed Teen. Rehearsal is rocky – Dahli and Saint attempt Jennifer Coolidge and “chainsmoking broad” voices, respectively – and it seems most are going overboard with camp. There must be a level of earnestness when doing camp, Peaches tells them. Otherwise, it’s a circus. An eleventh-hour reconfiguration is in order for this troupe.
The Drama: Even though she went home, it seems Jade Jolie accomplished what she came to do because everyone agrees she does belong on the cast – despite also agreeing it was her time to go. Sigourney returns to describe the vile Roach Acropolis, and we discover that perhaps the real Extermination was surviving the godawful overhead lighting. Regarding our resident glamazon, this may be her final chance at owning her filthy side; a glamorous demon is not the stuff of nightmares.
Floor Show & Judgment: The reigning Queens of Hell grace the stage and meet guest judges Ray Santiago (Ash vs. Evil Dead) and Misha Osherovich (Freaky). Exorsisters goes surprisingly well: Hoso gives Linda Blair a run for her money, Zavaleta performs a line delivery that had me spitting my drink across the room, and Sigourney’s Assistant role is ridiculously stupid in the best way. Next up, the floor show receives the harshest critiques of the season. Dahli is the first to be cut down a peg, and the Boulets criticize their jarring choice of whiteface for the short and their uninspired blood demon. Sigourney is praised for her campy Assistant, and she finally lets her filth fly with a Lilith-inspired demon draped in aborted children. Despite this, the final product is lacking in the actual material. Zavaleta is shredded due to a wardrobe malfunction and a performance that was a bit too high energy; while she oozed sex and death in classic Zavaleta fashion, it wasn’t new. Saint, continuing to ignore the judges’ request for more energy, wows as a fallen, bloody angel. But, her energy is repeatedly low, and the judges wonder if she’s plateaued. Hoso is the only one unscathed, and she wins the challenge for the second week in a row. Her possession skills and Beelzebub meets Beetlejuice demon are top-notch, and they turn it out with their keyblade prop. Saint is pitied once more, and she barely escapes the pits of hell while the remaining are up for Extermination.
Extermination: As the most diverse group in franchise history, the monsters realize they each represent a different minority within the drag monster subculture. Unfortunately, someone must die, and the bottom three head to the Chapel of Calamity to face Extermination. A perverse amusement, they are ziplocked to the wall behind a layer of latex. Which will succumb to fears of suffocation and self-sabotage? Back at the chapel, the Boulets wheel in their satanic sacrifice. After an extremely slow reveal, we see La Zavaleta is the unlucky victim. Over the course of the season, we found our favorite mean girl did indeed have a soul, but sadly, it’s hers no more.
Quote of the Episode:
PRIEST
Sent for a priest?
MOTHER TWO
My child is…
PRIEST
(A beat. Dramatically turns to camera)
Gay.
MOTHER TWO
No! Possessed!
Honorable Mention: Sigourney’s outfit didn’t quite hold up in the harsh light of judgment, but the floor show’s edit provided the shock and awe she was looking for.
Rating: I love an acting challenge (I’m still laughing at Zavaleta’s line delivery), the modeling was hellish enough for me, and the Extermination, twisted! (9/10 Spit Takes)
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‘Hell Motel’ Season Finale Explained

We had a damn great time during our stay at Hell Motel this summer. However, they recently asked us to check out when the season finale dropped. The episode, ‘Grand Guignol,’ delivered a few more shocking surprises. It also packed quite a few meta moments and easter eggs for Slasher fans who followed this crew to the Cold River Motel. With so much going on, many people are still confused about whether Paige (Paula Brancati) or Andy (Jim Watson) was our bonus Baphomet.
As Horror Press’ resident Hell Motel Lady, and nerd with too much time on her hands, I’m here to break down the season finale. If you’ve seen it, continue reading to learn how I reached my conclusion. If you haven’t seen the finale yet, then save this for later because I’m packing spoilers.
The ‘Grand Guignol’ Recap
The episode, written by Hell Motel co-creators Ian Carpenter and Aaron Martin, spends a lot of time playing with the audience. Right up until the very end, they allow viewers the chance to doubt themselves. They also gift us various lines that could mean a couple of different things. The season finale catches up with Paige and Andy after the events of the most recent Cold River Motel massacre. As the only two survivors, they both have some shared trauma, but have drifted apart.
Paige has found herself back in the Doomed Service franchise playing Caitlyn Ridgeley (Lauren Lee Smith) again. This time, she’s leading a new requel that will kickstart a trilogy. To make things even better, her director, Aaron Berrance (Breton Lalama), seems receptive to her having more input in the films. Meanwhile, Andy is teaching at a college where the students don’t want his lectures on comedy. They want him to talk about horror and how he survived a fairly recent murder spree.
After a particularly grueling day of students trying our suspect, er, professor, he heads over to Paige’s place for dinner. She is finally returning a text he sent while she was filming. She wants to make him a meal and invite him to a special early screening of the newest Doomed Service movie. We also get a peek at Paige’s gorgeous apartment filled with Doomed Service merch. This sheds light on just how much this franchise means to her and forces the audience to wonder what lengths she would have gone to for a chance to return to the franchise.
No One Gets Out of this Season Alive
This also strikes Andy as odd. He finally brings up that he found Portia’s heart in Paige’s ceiling at the motel. Paige pins that on Floyd (Gray Powell) and Shirley (Yanna McIntosh) and asks why Andy didn’t take his suspicions about the heart in her room to the police. He claims he didn’t know what to think but knew he had to protect her. Obviously, the heart business and wine results in them moving the conversation to the bedroom. Afterwards, Andy asks Paige about this new Doomed Service entry and admits he has seen all of the movies. Paige tells him that this one gives Caitlyn a daughter, and Andy points out that the real Caitlyn didn’t have a daughter. This is when my wig was snatched, and I realized Andy was the third killer the whole time. However, the writers were not done toying with us yet.
Andy and Paige go on this date to Doomed Service, and clearly, things get stabby. After Paige is humiliated by finding out they killed her character off after she told the crowd she would be around for a trilogy, all hell breaks loose. The audience is confused by Caitlyn’s crime scene photos, which interrupt their supernatural slasher film inspired by Caitlyn’s murder. Aaron asks where the projection booth is, and Andy gives him directions before allegedly going to find the light switch. So, it’s suspicious he knows his way around the theater, but the lights do not come on. However, Aaron is wearing his guts on the outside after meeting a mysterious figure in a hallway. Coincidence?
A Bloody Ending
We all have to be looking at Andy differently, but it wouldn’t be as fun if he just owned his shit and confessed. Instead, he tries to blame Paige for killing Aaron and the Hell Motel Squad (trademark pending). This is when Paige starts asking the serious questions, and we find out Andy loved Caitlyn. Andy tells her what a great woman the real Caitlyn was and shares his thoughts on the reductive character Paige has turned her into. Things get heated, and Andy moves too quickly toward Paige, so she instinctively runs him through with the weapon Aaron pulled out of his guts and left nearby. As Andy bleeds out, Paige apologizes for her part in the films and tells him she never considered how people who knew Caitlyn might feel about them.
It seems like Andy is accepting her apology as he dies on the floor. However, the police kick in, and he starts screaming that Paige is trying to kill him. In the confusion, Paige stands up with the machete and asks him to tell the truth. The cops shoot her in her glorious eveningwear, and she falls down next to Andy. His spiteful ass thought he would have the last word, but Paige tells him she will see him in hell. This is when the Hell Motel season finale really earned the episode title, ‘Grand Guignol’.
A Professor and a Killer
Andy was the extra Bathomet running around this season of Hell Motel. The revelation that Caitlyn is his mother explains Andy’s views on the genre and his reactions to certain conversations this season. This development sheds a new light on his instant bond with Paige. It also explains why he felt he had to protect her instead of telling people she had a heart in her ceiling when they were rescued in the previous episode. He didn’t allow her to live just because she seemingly felt bad for her role in sensationalizing a murder. He spared her because she’s a mother figure of sorts.
I’m not going to walk us through Psych 101, but Andy becoming a murderer makes too much sense. Andy’s motives for this killing spree add so many layers to everything he said and did this season. All of his scenes carry more weight because we assumed we knew Andy’s intentions. However, we never even scratched the surface.
One example is when Aaron is telling Paige that she’s no longer valuable to the Doomed Service franchise. Andy is not just feeling bad for his co-survivor and possible new girlfriend. He is also hearing that his murdered mother is no longer relevant to these movies that have been profiting from his pain for most of his life. Knowing the real reason he is pissed at this moment made me recall the times Andy froze when looking at Floyd as Baphomet. Our little murderous professor was facing his mother’s murderer, and that was making things a bit too real. So, he was being put through a lot this season while trying to take a stab at the genre he has beef with.
Why Andy Being the Killer Works
There was one point of view that Hell Motel was missing this entire season. In a season that holds a mirror up to true crime media, creators, and connoisseurs, it felt odd not to hear from a victim’s loved ones. I thought Paige was Caitlyn’s daughter, but that would have taken away from her arc dovetailing with Caitlyn’s story. So, having Andy be the son of the victim is a very smooth fix. After all, he grew up watching his trauma become profitable as his mom’s humanity was forgotten.
Andy being the murderer, not only snags a Psycho nod, but it also gives us insight into how this killer was made. It’s not fun being constantly reminded of a loved one’s murder. More importantly, watching the media spin your pain for clicks and headlines triggers a special kind of rage. Hell Motel would have felt incomplete (for tons of reasons) without Caitlyn’s angry offspring.
To add another insult to all of the strays Andy caught this season, his mother’s killers were never caught. People harassed his dad into an early grave (to be fair, it is usually the husband). However, it became a cold case, leaving Andy without anyone to direct his grief and rage at. At least until he came face to face with the murderers and watched Paige deal with them in the previous episode, ‘Cat and Mouse’. He might have started his Hell Motel journey as a simple mission killing spree. However, our sweater king was also thrown a couple of surprises.
The Last Page on Paige
Most viewers blamed Paige all season (and I am guilty of that too). That would have put too much on our final girl’s plate though. She was here as a commentary on how the industry treats women of a certain age. Andy’s confusing Mom Goggles, and her weird attachment to this character aside, Paige’s ending dovetails beautifully with Caitlyn’s. When Aaron tells Paige that they used her to bring the old fans back to the franchise. The reasoning is that they have a new young actor, Paula Lynde (Raíssa Souto). She will keep the old audience and pull in a younger crowd. Aaron is saying the tragedy that started it all, and the woman who played the infamous victim, are no longer relevant. While she might be “too hot to die,” she’s not too hot to be shoved out to pasture for a new model.
The actor (and the victim that her character was inspired by) are no longer trendy. There are so many fun threads to pull at this season of Hell Motel. However, this idea of what we as a society make popular and how quickly we discard it is what stands out to me. Not all true crime podcasters, authors, fans, etc. are ghouls. Yet, the genre does seem to be built on sensationalizing horrific events. So, it’s not lost on me that the final scene of the episode is an actor auditioning to play Paige in a movie about this bloody night.
Is This About Us?
This season holds a mirror up to all of us, including horror fans who like to pretend some of our favorite films do not have real-world ties. It’s asking us to sit with that for a moment and think about how we got here as a species. Sure, it is easy to get lost in the snowblowed frat boys and skinless cooks at this murder buffet. However, the show is also an examination of our own relationship to the media we consume. After all, it is easy to become desensitized after living such unprecedented lives.
Hell Motel gave us plenty to chew on (even though Eric McCormack’s Chef Hemingway died before breakfast). I’m thinking about the lifespan of a trend in this era, where none of us can focus on anything for longer than a few seconds. What becomes of the surviving family members when the rest of the world decides they are ready to close the book on their life-changing tragedy? When the memes die down, and the media thinks their stories no longer bleed enough to lead anymore, what then? I don’t know what to do with all these thoughts yet. However, each of us might want to unpack these ideas as we consume so much information via social media.
That’s All I Know About That
I do not have answers to the questions the season poses. I don’t have an eloquent statement to end this article with or a list of actionable items. What I do know is that Andy was literally cutting up at the Cold River Motel, and that Paige got to be a real final girl for a few moments. I also know I had a damn good time being Horror Press’ Hell Motel Lady this season. Fingers crossed I get to whip that self-made title out again soon!
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‘Hell Motel’ Dropped One of the Best Episodes of TV This Season

Caution: This article contains major spoilers for Hell Motel.
I love slashers, TV, and audacity. Which is why the sixth episode of Shudder’s new anthology series, Hell Motel, has been living rent-free in my mind for days. The episode “Guts and Glory” is a standout in what has been a bloody and addictive season of television. For most shows, this episode slot would have been a cool-down moment, allowing the audience to catch its breath and emotionally prepare for the remaining two episodes. However, Hell Motel put a boot in our windshield and offered us a side of slasher to complement our main slasher. It serves as a gory reminder that series co-creators Aaron Martin and Ian Carpenter are unafraid to push their symphony of carnage to new heights.
A Frat House Massacre Sets the Stage
“Guts and Glory” opens in the middle of a frat house massacre. This place, where young men do questionable deeds while assuming they have their whole lives ahead of them, is awash in red light. The visual danger cues are underscored by pure horror. The expected sounds of parties and laughter are instead cries of terror and screams as someone on a mission is cutting through young people. We see Blake (Atticus Mitchell) and his friend running from a masked assailant, who is not the cloaked killer we come to Hell Motel for every week. It is also impossible to ignore that this killer is purposeful in his moves, which makes him more terrifying.
Our first impression of the murderer is watching him calmly terrorize the frat house. He makes his way through the chaos and stomps on Blake’s phone before carrying on with his business. He kicks in a door and commits some unseen act of violence on someone(s), who thought they found safety. However, it is the intentionality on display as he sticks a knife through Blake’s friend’s foot that signals this is about to be a moment. A gruesome scene on its own right that is underscored by the knife he then plants in this guy’s back. This victim cries out for Blake, not knowing the worst is yet to come. Our killer then uses a knife to carve a jagged smile into the still screaming mouth of this college kid as Blake runs off.
A Personal Vendetta Fuels the Carnage
This is when it became apparent that this killing spree was personal. It was also a very vicious warning shot that Hell Motel was about to do something wild. The series was about to bench this season’s killer(s) long enough to give us a glimpse into possibly one of the best slasher movies we will never see.
The episode, penned by series co-creator, executive producer, and showrunner Ian Carpenter, had the difficult task of adding depth to a character that most of us had written off. We all have thoughts about frat boys, which is why the frat house killer’s motivations made sense. However, Hell Motel has spent the better part of the season feeding its audience breadcrumbs that this kid and his unchecked trauma might become a problem. So, this episode’s juxtaposition of these two make-or-break moments in this character’s life is interesting.
We see the flashbacks of this previous night of terror slam into his present-day situation, where he is holding the other four survivors of Cold River Motel at gunpoint. His trauma has finally won in the present day. The thought of being made a victim (again) after scamming his way into a hero’s narrative has caused him to snap.
A Slasher Within a Slasher: The BOGO Horror Experience
Hell Motel’s audience knew this week would see Blake die. We assumed we would see what went down during that fateful evening to crown him the series’ resident final boy. However, arguably very few fans could have guessed that Blake would be at the center of the best episode of an already stellar season. The show’s penchant for using flashbacks to give audiences bonus upsetting kills in addition to the small cast in the present day is cranked up this episode. The habit becomes a vehicle to deliver an unexpected slasher within our weekly slasher. Like a bloody BOGO deal that no horror fan can pass up, or a holiday meal with extra trays of your favorite side dishes, it enabled us to overindulge.
The frat house murders are a free-for-all because they are not bound by the rules of episodic TV. This killer has to make his impact now or never, and he does. From the very beginning, we are captivated by this angry menace. Whether it’s the kill I refer to as “The Cop Fountain” or watching him kick in the windshield of a cop car, the audience knows this person is on a mission. It is hunting season, and Blake is the target. It is impossible to watch our guest killer in action and not wonder what Blake and the boys did to trigger this reign of terror. This is in huge part because director Adam MacDonald and the stunt guy(s) give us that story. We see in the performer’s physicality that this is personal.
A Killer’s Motive Rooted in Revenge
As a lover of slashers, I have seen countless killers just doing things and moving without a real purpose. Yet, in this delightfully unhinged episode, our murderer’s movements telegraph that this is no random spree. He is locked in, causing ghouls like me to tune all the way in. This makes it easier to lean into the carnage and wonder if you are silently rooting for him. So, we are not surprised when he finally peels his mask off to reveal that he is a college kid bullied to his breaking point.
We actually feel a little justified when he confirms this whole night was triggered by Blake’s callous actions. Cullen (Augustus Oicle) is here because Blake and his cronies took their hazing way too far. He explains how they ruined his life and alludes to various forms of abuse he has suffered. Hurt people, kill people on this fateful night.
After Cullen finally forces Blake to remember him, he gives him the chance to own up to what he has done. He can swap places with the girl he claims to love, Farah (Rojan Molanian), allowing her to live as he reaps what he has sown. However, he runs and leaves her to pay the price just as he did with his friend, who bit it on the stairs at the top of the episode. Blake makes his way downstairs as Farah calls out to him before catching the business end of a knife. He is greeted by police officers who see a wounded kid and begin to paint the narrative that this coward is a hero.
Challenging the Frat Boy Archetype
I always feel a little sad for actors like Mitchell who pull the frat types we all involuntarily discount. A role we all love to hate and immediately dismiss because, like Cullen, most of us have baggage with these dudebros. Hell Motel never allowed us to forget his trauma or how he is different from the other people invited to this present-day deadly weekend. While we tried to write him off as similar characters we disregard in the slasher subgenre, they kept dropping hints we should not.
Like most characters in this world, Blake is not a good person and will answer for his crimes. In fact, he meets a particularly grisly death in the present day. As he bleeds out from a knife wound in the cold weather, our series regular slasher appears with a snowblower. Blake, being too weak to run from what he is owed this time, is forced to meet his fate head-on. As Baphomet drives through him, it’s a symbolic gesture of our side quest killer handing the wheel back to our main murderer.
A Memorable Conclusion to a Standout Episode
Hell Motel leaves the audience with a shot of the remaining pieces of the final boy. Of all the somber endings we have seen this season, this one stands out. It is a fairly iconic way to end a nearly perfect 42-minute episode of television. From start to finish, this was an event that showcased why so many of us were happy to see the Slasher team reassemble for a new show. Fans have watched this team kill beloved horror icons, slaughter beloved TV actors, and produce wicked kills before. So, many of us showed up to this murderous motel knowing they set a high bar for themselves and wondering how they were going to meet it.
While Hell Motel has met (and at times surpassed) the gleefully glorious kills we expect from this team, “Guts and Glory” feels like they have truly moved into this anthology. They decorated it in bodies, blood, and an eagerness to remind their fans to never get too comfortable. This episode sees the entire team excelling in their respective lanes to craft a gripping and gory gem. By the time the credits rolled, I found myself no longer wanting a second season, but actually needing it. I have to know how they will raise the bar for themselves yet again, if that is even possible. I have no idea what to expect from the remaining two episodes of this season. However, I know they have their work cut out for them following one of the best episodes of TV we have gotten in 2025.