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Brooklyn Horror Film Fest 2025: ‘This Is Not a Test’ Review

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It’s hard to find anything new to say within the zombie subgenre. Not impossible—Tina Romero’s Queens of the Dead, in theaters right now, is proof of that—but the versatile genre has had its deepest recesses plundered for commentary in the nearly 60 years since Tina’s dad first used it as a vehicle to talk about America’s sociopolitical issues of the day. Writer-director Adam McDonald’s This Is Not a Test doesn’t add much to the conversation, but it is nice to see a teen-oriented horror film address big topics like child abuse and suicide, even if they do get bogged down by the script’s pacing issues and fundamental lack of curiosity.

The Zombies in This Is Not a Test Move Faster Than the Story

Based on the 2012 book of the same name by Courtney Summers, This Is Not a Test follows Sloane (Olivia Holt), a teen girl contemplating ending her own life. Her older sister, her rock, has left home, leaving her at the mercy of their abusive father. Before she can go through with it, a zombie outbreak spreads like wildfire through her town, leaving her and a handful of classmates running for their lives.

When This Is Not a Test moves, it moves fast. Scenes involving the undead are often surprisingly high-octane, with the film leaning into the sprinting zombie popularized by 28 Days Later. The practical effects are also well executed, leaving the threat feeling real and immediate whenever the zombies are on screen. Unfortunately, once our heroes make it to the school and barricade the entrances, the film settles into a sluggish groove that it will struggle to get out of, especially after it runs out of flashbacks.

This Is Not a Test Has an Interesting Setting, but Underutilizes It

Part of the problem is the teens’ willingness to just lie down in the gymnasium and wait for all this to blow over. Characters will occasionally break off on their own (somewhat infuriatingly, given the danger) to listlessly wander or randomly sprint around the halls, but little attempt is made to forge makeshift weapons or gather other supplies that the large and well-stocked building likely has to offer. The teens’ relationship with school—the institution that seemingly failed to recognize Sloane’s abusive home situation—also goes largely unexplored, rendering the location little more than a shelter, stripped of its thematic potential.

That’s the biggest problem with This Is Not a Test: it’s hard to ignore the sense that there’s a better, more interesting film lingering just out of reach. The characters’ interpersonal drama simmers in the background throughout, but never boils over. The 90s setting, while adding a subtle layer of grunge, feels detached from the movie’s core themes. Was the kind of abuse, loneliness, and depression that Sloane suffers better or worse in the pre-social media age, or is it a universal truth? A visual nod to the Y2K scare raises a chuckle, but a smarter film might have asked more of its setting.

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An Unexpected Arrival Gives This Is Not a Test a Midway Adrenaline Boost

This Is Not a Test’s seeming disinterest in deeply examining its themes is perhaps best exemplified by the arrival of a character who paradoxically serves as one of the film’s strongest assets. The sudden appearance of English teacher Mr. Baxter (Luke Macfarlane) around the midway point injects some much-needed intrigue and suspense into a story that is by now starting to wear. Macfarlane is wonderfully shady, switching effortlessly between creep and sniveling coward as Baxter attempts to manipulate the teens, but his performance is undercut by a quickly waved-off whiff of pedophilia around the character.

Baxter is seen creeping on Sloane before he’s caught; when the teens finally spot him, he wastes no time in making offhand references that suggest an attraction to her. But the script never probes this predatory behavior any deeper, instead shifting the focus to whether he’s infected and what to do about it. That’s a tried-and-true formula for zombie movie drama, but it’s hard to focus on after the question of pedophilia has been raised. Considering that Sloane is already an abuse survivor, it frankly feels odd to gesture vaguely at another source of harm and then immediately drop it.

There’s certainly more that could have been done with these characters and the setting, but This Is Not a Test is still a competent entry in the teen screams category. Holt and Macfarlane’s performances are strong, and the undead action is bloody good fun, but even the fast-paced zombies can’t outrun an underdeveloped script.

Samantha McLaren is a queer Scottish writer, artist, and horror fanatic living in NYC. Her writing has appeared in publications like Fangoria, Scream the Horror Magazine, and Bloody Disgusting, as well as on her own blog, Terror in Tartan. If she's not talking about Bryan Fuller's Hannibal or Peter Cushing, she's probably asleep.

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‘Doctor Sleep’ Is Mike Flanagan’s Finest Hour

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If there was ever any horror film that managed to surpass what came before it, let it be known that few have been as successful at it as Mike Flanagan’s Doctor Sleep.

Sacrilege, some might say, to throw Kubrick out into the snow and raise a sequel to such high esteem. But the fact of the matter is, with Doctor Sleep now six years in the rear view, it’s still shining as bright as it can. It’s a marvel, on both a technical and narrative level, and stands tall as the best of all the Stephen King adaptations and as Mike Flanagan’s finest hour.

After his father Jack was taken from him by the Overlook Hotel in 1980, Dan Torrance is a changed man. Struggling against alcoholism and his latent “shine”, a psychic ability that forces him to see the spirits of the dead, Dan tries his best to shut out the horrors of his past and the world beyond most people’s sight. Even when he gets sober, he hides away at a quiet job as a hospice orderly and spends most of his time in a rented room. But when a gifted young girl named Abra is terrorized by a mysterious and cruel cult that feeds on those that shine, Dan is forced to wrestle personal demons within and monsters without to protect her.

Doctor Sleep is The Kind of Director’s Cut You Need

Despite how close the two stories are, Kubrick’s The Shining and Flanagan’s Doctor Sleep, are so different and yet so perfectly intertwined. The story of Dan, Abra, and the True Knot, is one that really earns every minute of its runtime as it sculpts more life into the world of The Shining. It’s for that reason that between the theatrical cut of the film and the director’s cut, I have to go for the director’s cut every time. The dialogue benefits from the relaxed pace the extra 30 minutes buys it, allowing for little moments of character development absent from the original.

The director’s cut also has some vital bits of dialogue that, for the life of me, I can’t explain the absence of in the original cut; most of these not only develop Dan’s healing process throughout the film but also elaborate on the events and aftermath of The Shining in a whole new way. And even at a hefty three hours, the film is paced so well that the difference between the two cuts is hardly even noticeable. That half hour doesn’t just breeze by, it pulls you in and keeps you locked in.

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A Technical Showstopper in Its Own Right

Though its plot and look owe quite a lot to The Shining, what Mike Flanagan has done with the film’s very particular cinematography is formidable in its own right. Sleep is best known now for resurrecting elements of Kubrick’s aesthetic spot on, recreating costumes, sets, and lighting to be more in line with the first film (this includes a dead-on recreation of, spoilers, the Overlook Hotel). And that is thoroughly impressive, especially with the casting of our Wendy and Jack this time around. But in the buildup to that recreation, Doctor Sleep forms a mirror to the aesthetics Kubrick played in, bridging the visuals of both movies.

It takes the cold, detached, isolating camerawork and framing of Kubrick’s film and brings them out into the real world, no longer confined to the Overlook. It examines what that isolation feels like when, though you have people in your life and those you call friends and family, you can’t get away from your own loneliness or desire to escape. When the confines are no longer physical, but mental, how can you still feel so trapped? The film plays with this notion of freedom within the mind multiple times, most notably the psychic confrontation set pieces throughout.

Though its more grotesque aspects can be blood curdling, especially when it comes to scenes of the True Knot feeding, the movie is just as powerful when it generates that pure, all-consuming eeriness that permeates throughout. That eeriness is the eeriness of being disconnected from humanity, either emotionally or literally, in the case of our villains.

Ferguson and McGregor Make Horror History in Doctor Sleep

And through this environment and eerie air comes a cast of star players, headed by Ewan McGregor and Rebecca Ferguson. And frankly, it’s nearly impossible to pin down which performance is best between the leads here.

Ferguson’s career-defining time as Rose the Hat is the genesis of one of the most sinister horror villains of the past decade, showing out with this predatory gleam in her eye and a lilt in her voice that suggests something is ever so slightly off. Her vocal control is incredible, especially when her mask drops and she’s able to stop selling people on a false image and really bare her teeth.

Likewise, Ewan McGregor is truly captivating as Dan, whose struggles, both emotional and physical in the film, end up being one of the most gripping performances of his career. There’s tension in his muscles as he fights against every instinct to shut himself away and self-medicate, to run away from the problem. His decision to stay and fight leads to an insane climax, which crescendos the arc of Dan into something purely perfect.

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King’s Tale of Pure Pathos, Fulfilled by Flanagan’s Execution

Doctor Sleep could never have been your bogstandard sequel, because the source material demanded excellence. It demanded a re-examining of a monster who was a man before all else, and of his broken child who grew into a shattered man like Dan Torrance. It demanded we see the capacity of that man to put himself back together. It demanded villains with rich interior worlds and a dark side that feels all too real.

And above all else, it demanded a captivating ending that pierces the heart, and pays respect to both the source material and the legendary film that transcended it. And on all demands, Mike Flanagan delivered.

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‘Frankenstein’ Review: Guillermo Del Toro Is Off to the Races

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Those expecting Guillermo Del Toro’s Frankenstein to be similar to the book, or to any other adaptation, are in for something else. A longtime enjoyer of the creature’s story, Del Toro instead draws from many places: the novel, James Whale’s culturally defining 1931 film, the Kenneth Branagh version, there are even hints from Terence Fisher’s Curse of Frankenstein, and if the set design and costuming are to be believed, there are trace elements of the National Theatre production too.

The formulation to breathe life into this amalgam is a sort of storm cloud of cultural memory and personal desire for Del Toro. This is about crafting his Frankenstein: the one he wanted to see since he was young, the vision he wanted to stitch together. What results is an experience that is more colorful and kinetic and well-loved by its creator than any Frankenstein we’ve had yet, but what it leaves behind is much of its gothic heart. Quiet darkness, looming dread, poetry, and romance are set aside as what has been sold as “the definitive retelling” goes off to the races. It’s a fast-paced ride through a world of mad science, and you’re on it.

Victor Frankenstein’s Ambition and Tragedy

A tale as old as time, with some changes: the morbid talents and untamed hubris of Victor Frankenstein (Oscar Isaac) guide him to challenge death itself. Spurred by a wealthy investor named Henrich Harlander, and a desire for Harlander’s niece Elizabeth (Mia Goth), Victor uses dead flesh and voltaic vigor to bring a creature to life. His attempts to rear it, however, go horribly wrong, setting the two on a bloody collision course as the definitions of man and monster become blurred.

Guillermo Del Toro’s Frankenstein is more Hellboy in its presentation than it is Crimson Peak; it’s honestly more similar to Coppola’s Dracula than either of them. The film is barely done with its opening when it starts with a loud sequence of the monster attacking Walton’s ship on the ice. Flinging crew members about and walking against volleys of gunfire, he is a monstrosity by no other name. The Creature (Jacob Elordi) cries out in guttural screams, part animal and part man, as it calls for its creator to be returned to him. While visually impressive (and it remains visually impressive throughout, believe me), this appropriately bombastic hook foreshadows a problem with tone and tempo.

A Monster That Moves Too Fast

The pace overall is far too fast for its first half, even with its heavy two-and-a-half-hour runtime. It’s also a far cry from the brooding nature the story usually takes. A scene where Victor demonstrates rudimentary reanimation to his peers and a council of judges is rapid, where it should be agonizingly slow. There’s horror and an instability in Victor to be emphasized in that moment, but the grotesque sight is an oddly triumphant one instead. Most do not revile his experiments; in fact he’s taken quite seriously.

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Many scenes like this create a tonal problem that makes Victor’s tale lean more toward melodrama than toward philosophical or emotional aspects; he is blatantly wild and free, in a way that is respected rather than pitied. There are opportunities to stop, breathe in the Victorian roses and the smell of death, to get really dour, but it’s neglected until the film’s second half.

Isaac’s and Goth’s performances are overwrought at points, feeling more like pantomimes of Byronic characters. I’m not entirely convinced it has more to do with them than with the script they’re given. Like Victor working with the parts of inmates and dead soldiers, even the best of actors with the best of on-screen chemistry are forced to make do. The dialogue has incredibly high highs (especially in its final moments), but when it has lows, how low they are; a character outright stating that “Victor is the real monster” adage to his face was an ocean floor piece of writing if there ever was one.

Isaac, Goth, and Elordi Bring Life to the Dead

Jacob Elordi’s work here, however, is blameless. Though Elordi’s physical performance as the creature will surely win praise, his time speaking is the true highlight. It’s almost certainly a definitive portrayal of the character; his voice for Victor’s creation is haunted with scorn and solitude, the same way his flesh is haunted by the marks of his creator’s handiwork. It agonizes me to see so little of the books’ most iconic lines used wholesale here, because they would be absolutely perfect coming from Elordi. Still, he has incredible chemistry with both Isaac and Goth, and for as brief as their time together is, he radiates pure force.

Frankenstein Is a Masterclass in Mise-En-Scène

Despite its pacing and tone issues, one can’t help but appreciate the truly masterful craftsmanship Del Toro has managed to pack into the screen. Every millimeter of the sets is carved to specification, filled with personality through to the shadows. Every piece of brick, hint of frost, stain of blood, and curve of the vine is painstakingly and surgically placed to create one of the most wonderful and spellbinding sets you’ve seen—and then it keeps presenting you with new environments like that, over, and over.

At the very least, Del Toro’s Frankenstein is a masterpiece of mise-en-scène down to the minutest of details, and that makes it endlessly rewatchable for aesthetic purposes. This isn’t even getting into the effervescent lighting, or how returning collaborator Kate Hawley has outdone herself again with the costuming. Guillermo Del Toro tackling the king of gothic horror stories, a story written by the mother of all science fiction, inevitably set a high bar for him to clear. And while it’s not a pitch perfect rendering of Mary Shelley’s slow moving and Shakespearean epistolary, it is still one of the best-looking movies you will see all year.

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Perhaps for us, it’s at the cost of adapting the straightforward, dark story we know into something more operatic. It sings the tale like a soprano rather than reciting it like humble prose, and it doesn’t always sing well. But for Del Toro, the epic scale and voice of this adaptation is the wage expected for making the movie he’s always dreamed of. Even with its problems, it’s well worth it to see a visionary director at work on a story they love.

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