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The Five Most Crazy Kills in ‘The Monkey’

A much sillier joint than Longlegs, The Monkey is produced by The Conjuring and Malignant creator James Wan, and based on the short story by legend Stephen King from his collection Skeleton Crew. The film follows twin brothers Bill and Hall Shelburn (both played by Theo James), who discover a wind-up toy monkey left behind by their absent Father (Adam Scott). Unfortunately for them, the monkey has a mind of its own, and every time it is wound up and plays its drums, someone dies inexplicably…and in the most brutal ways possible.

The Shelburns attempt to dispose of the monkey, dropping it in a well, but twenty-five years later, it returns to pave a new path of blood and guts. The Monkey is filled to the brim with ridiculously exaggerated death scenes. Like a cartoon Final Destination franchise, the deaths feel like Looney Toons from Hell, each kill building upon the next. But how do these inventive, blood-drenched deaths rank up against each other? These are the five craziest, most creative deaths in ‘The Monkey’!

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Ah, Osgood Perkins – as a modern horror maestro, he is clearly not monkeying around…or, maybe, that’s exactly what he’s doing. Still riding on the success of Longlegs, which came out less than a year ago, Perkins’ brand new trip, The Monkey, is already in theaters, banging its Satanic drums into audience’s hearts.

A much sillier joint than Longlegs, The Monkey is produced by The Conjuring and Malignant creator James Wan, and based on the short story by legend Stephen King from his collection Skeleton Crew. The film follows twin brothers Bill and Hall Shelburn (both played by Theo James), who discover a wind-up toy monkey left behind by their absent Father (Adam Scott). Unfortunately for them, the monkey has a mind of its own, and every time it is wound up and plays its drums, someone dies inexplicably…and in the most brutal ways possible.

The Shelburns attempt to dispose of the monkey, dropping it in a well, but twenty-five years later, it returns to pave a new path of blood and guts. The Monkey is filled to the brim with ridiculously exaggerated death scenes. Like a cartoon Final Destination franchise, the deaths feel like Looney Toons from Hell, each kill building upon the next. But how do these inventive, blood-drenched deaths rank up against each other?

The Five Craziest, Most Creative Deaths in The Monkey

Major Spoilers Ahead!

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5. Free Real Estate

Around the film’s midpoint or so, morbidly goofy real estate agent Barbara (Tess Degenstein) is showing Hal Shelburn his Aunt Ida’s house, cleared out after her death, which we will get into later. What is so great about this kill scene is how suspenseful the build-up is. As Barbara shows him the house, the audience is given the sense that the monkey could be hiding in any place. Finally, after some build-up, the monkey’s terrifying jingle echoes from somewhere in the town, and Hal senses it. Before he can explain, Barbara opens up one final closet, and a shotgun falls, fires, and blows her to pieces. It is a bloody shock, and Hal taking her finger out of his mouth makes this shockingly well-edited sequence all the more disgusting.

4. Wheels on the Bus

In the movie’s final moments, the monkey has taken out most of the small Maine town in a rapid succession of drum beats. As Hal drives off with his son, Petey (Colin O’Brien), a school bus of celebrating cheerleaders stops mid-intersection, pom-poms and heads sticking out the windows-seemingly cheering for nothing. In the final shot of the film, an oncoming truck zooms by and decapitates or dismembers all of them, blood streaked on the road. It is a ridiculously comedic death, over-the-top in brutal execution, and a perfect way to end an equally tongue-in-cheek, blood-drenched romp.

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3. Three Act Kill

Aunt Ida (Sarah Levy) truly did not deserve her fate…but as the film says, “everybody dies”, so they might as well go out in the most ludicrous way possible. With the monkey’s return after over two decades, its first victim would be a member of the Shelburn family it did not claim in the ’90s. As Aunt Ida, paranoid in her old age, hears the signature jingle, she looks in the basement only to crash through aging wooden steps and scar her face in a box of fishing tackle. She survives, but only to be lured by the sound of her kitchen stove, only to have her head lit on fire. Once again, she manages to survive, but runs outside, and falls downward on the slope of the lawn, head stabbed through with the wooden end of a real estate sign. It is a convoluted kill, one truly functioning like a well-oiled machine, and one seemingly quite influenced by Final Destination.

2. Horsing Around

While the actual dying is only briefly cut to, Uncle Chip (cameoed by Perkins himself) is given one of the most vomit-inducing aftermaths. As narrated by Bill, Chip is caught in a hunting death, trampled by over sixty wild horses while in a sleeping bag. It mostly plays as comedy, but the film treats its viewers to an elongated shot of coroners pouring out the contents of the bag, and we are forced to sit through them scooping piles of mush that were once Chip out of the bag. With some disgusting practical effects, it is an absolutely sickening couple of seconds.

1. The Nest

It is difficult to pick the “best” kill in a film defined by its phenomenal kill sequences. Still, the grossest kill, most creative kill, and, honestly, the genuinely scariest scene in the movie would have to be Ricky’s (Rohan Campbell) unfortunate death scene. In the back seat of Hal’s car, holding him at gunpoint, he accidentally fires through the window of the car, and through a huge wasp’s nest. Just as Petey winds the monkey inside Bill’s lair, the wasps shoot out in an arrow, filtering into the car and shooting into Ricky’s mouth. Hal escapes, but the audience is left to witness the wasps, controlling Ricky from the inside as he twitches, the bugs beginning to make his body into a nest. His jaw quickly decomposes, the insects tearing his face apart into a hive. It is a never-before-seen type of death from the movie, and certainly leaves the greatest lasting effect on the viewer after the credits roll

Overall, Osgood Perkins’ The Monkey is not to be missed. If you have not seen it, and feel like you can stomach the amount of explosions, decapitations, and dismemberments caught on camera, it has just been released in theaters. With more news of Perkins’ next film, Keeper, dropping each day, one can only imagine what a horror Director with such subgenre versatility will deliver next.

Julian Martin is a screenwriter, filmmaker, and horror writer. As an obsessive of the genre, he finds it exceedingly detrimental to analyze how horror impacts art, society, and politics, specifically its influence seen in alternative subcultures and queer spaces. With his screenplays such as "Eden '93" winning noteable competition accolades, articles and stories published on major sites and platforms like Collider and the NoSleep Podcast, and in-depth film analytical and workshop training at Ithaca College, Julian has an elevated approach to understanding the in's and out's of the genre. He also loves Iced Coffee and My Chemical Romance.

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Night Frights LA: Our Top 5 Short Films

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If you have been following my journey with Horror Press, then you would know I’m a huge advocate for short films. (And if you listened to last week’s episode of the Horror Press Podcast, then you’d know how I really feel about filmmakers who look down on short films!) Oftentimes, short films force creatives into a corner, both creatively and fiscally. Some of the best art comes from limitation. Just look at Riccardo Suriano’s The Waking Call, a beautifully shot short film that looks 100 times its actual budget.

While I was excited to watch Catch a Killer and Killer Klowns from Outer Space, I was most excited to catch the three blocks of short films at Night Frights LA. When I met The Winchesters, I felt their true passion for bringing stellar horror to the forefront. When the credits rolled on the final short film from block three, I understood that they put their money where their mouths are. If my editor and I had unlimited time, I would review every single short film I had the opportunity to watch at Night Frights LA. Unfortunately, we don’t.

So, I took on the difficult task of whittling down every short film I watched to this list of my five favorites.

Our 5 Favorite Short Films From Night Frights LA 2025

5. Keep Coming Back // Short Film Block 2: Mental Carnage

Written by Dylan Garrett Smith, Travis Bacon (yes, that Bacon), and Kyle Kouri // Directed by Kyle Kouri

Paul (Kyle Kouri) attends an AA meeting to try to turn over a new leaf. But things quickly turn dark when Paul’s past comes back to haunt him. As it turns out, alcohol may be the least of the troubles for this AA group.

Keep Coming Back is a bloody blast that goes from 0 to 60 in a split second. This film was the shot of caffeine I desperately needed. It’s loud, brash, and mean. It takes you to the true depths that can come from a violent drunk and amps it up to an 11.

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4. Knife // Short Film Block 1: Best In Blood

Written & Directed by Michael Kuciak

Have you ever wondered what a horror film looked like…from the perspective of the killer’s weapon? If you have, Knife aims to answer that question for you. This three and a half minute film is as quick and deadly as its title. In a Violent Nature may put the audience in the point of view of the killer, but Knife puts them in the point of view of the weapon. It’s a short, sweet, and effective piece that requires little elaboration.

3. The Last Thing She Saw // Short Film Block 2: Mental Carnage

Written by Brady Richards // Directed by Anthony Cousins and Rebecca Daugherty

(Yes, Frogman’s Anthony Cousins!)

Emma (Bailey Bolton) is housesitting for the owners of a gigantic mansion. Her day gets flipped upside down when two intruders (Agatha Rae Pokrzywinski and Nathan Tymoshuk) break in to try and get into a safe. Even though she doesn’t have any information on how to get into the safe, Emma finds herself at a crossroads. I don’t see a way out of this for Emma.

I remember catching this short film at either Final Girls Berlin Film Festival or Popcorn Frights some time ago, and I was stunned. My first thought was, “I bet this film would kill in an audience.” Boy, was I right. Hearing my fellow festivalgoers groan and squirm made me feel right at home. The Last Thing She Saw is grotesque and unique. It’s extremely hardcore and doesn’t pull a single punch with its content. And the practicals? My god. Extraordinary.

2. The Carvening // Short Film Block 1: Best In Blood

Written & Directed by Matthew R. Incontri

Two kids sit down and put on a VHS tape of a slasher film called The Carvening that follows a Jack O’ Lantern killer. But for these kids, the film hits a little too close to home.

Like Knife, The Carvening is basically a microshort. And still incredibly effective. At just two minutes and 53 seconds, it knocked my socks off. The film itself is animated, while the slasher film they’re watching is live action. It’s a unique blend that is as fun as it is wholesome. Incontri’s film is a brilliant aperitif that should be played before any horror film in the theaters.

1. Where the Shadows Feast // Short Film Block 1: Best In Blood

Written by Aaron M. Cabrera and Jerod Nawrocki // Directed by Aaron M. Cabrera

Children are vanishing at astounding numbers. Now, it’s up to a detective (Corey Allen) and a grieving mother (Alicia Blasingame) to get to the bottom of it. But they might not like what they find.

Where the Shadows Feast is a visual treat. It’s a black and white noir that has danger lurking behind every shadow. Cabrera and Naworcki’s script is beyond scary, but it’s horror icon Troy James that truly brings the fright to this fest. While I love the story, visual style, and worldbuilding here, I can’t help but say Troy James absolutely steals the show. The way he brings this horror to life is as astounding as always.

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Actors like James and Javier Botet show that physical movement can do more than words ever could. Say what you will, but I think there is very little difference between the actors who play Jason Voorhees or Michael Myers. Seeing an icon like Troy James truly melt into the role of whatever this creature is like watching the Mona Lisa being painted. That’s not to say the only reason I picked Shadows as my number one is because of Troy James. But I’d be lying if I didn’t say it was a damn good reason to.

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The Best Horror Movies of 2025 So Far

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I don’t know about you, but it feels like I stepped out of the theater after seeing Wolf Man, blinked, and suddenly it was September. It’s been a very busy year in general, but as always, especially so for the horror genre. We’ve had some misses and some hits, but overall, I’d say it’s been a strong year (though maybe not quite as strong as 2024 and its deluge of incredible movies).

Though your mind might still be primarily occupied with a more recent release, there have been a lot of incredible movies to hit both theaters and especially streaming services like Shudder in 2025. So, we here at Horror Press have decided to put together a shortlist of the best horror the year has had to offer so far.

The Best Horror of 2025 So Far

Feel free to wave this list in the face of your friends who say that all the horror they’ve watched this year is bad. Or just to celebrate because your favorite made the cut! Without further ado, let’s start with…

Dangerous Animals

Fun and insane animal horror movies are so hard to come across these days, but Dangerous Animals chums the waters with some fresh meat for the subgenre. Sean Byrne, best known for his work on the Australian sleeper hit The Loved Ones, tells a story reminiscent of Wolf Creek on the high seas.

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A surfer and her boyfriend fall prey to a boat captain who promises a thrilling cage diving experience, but with a catch: he secretly enjoys torturing people before feeding them to sharks. Jai Courtney shines as the antagonist Tucker, whose mealy-mouthed grins and demented demeanor sell the danger our leads are in.

Clown in a Cornfield

The pick for the best slasher offering this year (until Black Phone 2 releases, #JoeHillHypeTrain) is a no-brainer. Shudder has finally delivered the long-awaited adaptation of Adam Cesare’s Clown In A Cornfield. And helmed by Eli Craig of Tucker & Dale vs. Evil fame no less! In the now dead hamlet of Kettle Springs, Missouri, a group of teens run afoul of its former mascot Frendo. While it initially presents itself as a basic corn-fed killer clown movie, if you stick with it, you’ll find it’s actually much more clever and thrilling than it lets on.

Predator: Killer of Killers

When I say Dan Trachtenberg does not miss, he does not miss in the slightest. The current creative director of the Predator franchise, fans of the series have been eating good ever since his work on 2022’s Prey, and have Predator: Badlands to look forward to early next month.

While Predator: Killer of Killers could have easily been a cheap animated film to tide over fans while they wait for Badlands, it proved to be one of the best films in the franchise yet. An anthology film featuring Yautja hunting throughout human history and across cultures, the animation here is slicker than slick. Killer of Killers delivers the action horror that everyone has been asking for from the franchise for years.

The Ugly Stepsister

When I heard The Ugly Stepsister was a collaboration between a bevy of film institutes and production companies across four different Nordic countries, I wondered what made it so special. What I saw explained it. While it is technically Cinderella, it’s specifically a retelling of Aschenputtel, one of the original and much darker iterations of Cinderella collected by the Brothers Grimm. And dark this is.

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Told from the perspective of Cinderella’s stepsister Elvira, we watch her spiral as she tries to beautify herself in the ugliest of ways, all in an effort to secure a wealthy male suitor. Truly inspired costuming, grotesque body horror played for both shock and laughs, and a dead-on sense of comedic timing make this one a very memorable watch.

Weapons

Director Zach Cregger’s sophomore outing in the horror genre following his smash hit Barbarian is well-loved, and for good reason. This time, Weapons shines a spotlight on lives in a small town, and how they intersect, trying to make sense of a horrifying incident: the disappearance of 17 children who run out the front doors of their homes in the dead of night.

Cregger dances deftly on the line between horror and comedy in a way I can only describe as masterful, creating a film that is both viciously funny and aggressively disturbing. Where the film goes is a curveball, even for those who have seen the trailers, and a delightful one at that, since Weapons brings a new horror icon to the stage.

Companion

And speaking of Zach Cregger, this sci-fi horror is another one of his productions. If you’ve somehow avoided seeing anything about Companion until now and don’t know what it’s about, keep it that way and go watch it immediately. The ad campaign spoiled it, but the story is undeniably enthralling even if you know where it’s going. This movie features what is, by far, Sophie Thatcher’s most dynamic performance yet, supported by a stellar cast and the film’s pitch-black humor.

Fréwaka

The first Irish-language horror film is also one of the nation’s best cinematic offerings yet.  A gripping and immersive folk horror film, it follows a home nurse named Shoo assigned to a superstitious older woman named Peig who lives on the edge of a remote village. Shoo soon begins to see dark ongoings in her dreams and waking life, plagued by the same mysterious group that Peig has been dealing with her entire life.

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Fréwaka is a precision-made film, chock full of high impact editing and cinematography. It evokes a kind of existential monster, both man-made horrors of human cruelty and the mythological ones that lie deep in belief and the dark corners of Irish folklore. In short, unsettlingly effective.

Ash

Flying Lotus’ directorial career has been a point of interest for me ever since the genre shapeshifter that was Kuso and the demented parody that was his segment “Ozzy’s Dungeon” in V/H/S/99. And even with the high hopes those ventures gave me, Ash is so much more than I could have expected.

After astronaut Riya wakes up to nightmares of bodies being melted and screams of agony, she finds herself as one of only two survivors in a mission to colonize a planet gone horribly wrong. Ash is a lovely middle point between Event Horizon and The Void, a mixture that is sure to please those of us who like our science fiction dripping with an evil atmosphere and dark visuals. It also boasts some of the best color grading and lighting in any film this year.

Sinners

If you haven’t seen Sinners already, what have you been up to? Brain science? Rocket surgery? Here, visionary director Ryan Coogler tells the tale of a repressed young black man in 1930s Mississippi, trying to break away from his preacher father’s restrictive ways. His journey to do so lands him a performance at a juke joint out in the woods, one he plays so well that it lures in an ageless and relentless vampire.

Michael B. Jordan, Jack O’Connell, and Wunmi Mosaku lead an all-star cast through a mystical horror story with purpose. It explores the meaning of culture, religion, music, and the Black American experience—all while delivering one of the best vampire films of all time. The showstopping original soundtrack by Ludwig and Serena Göransson that it boasts isn’t half bad either.

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Bring Her Back

I won’t mark this with the caveat of “so far”—this will be the most disturbing film you see this year. Bring Her Back blew any expectations you might have had from the Phillipou Brothers’ Talk To Me out of the water. While the premise of an orphaned brother and sister who are sent to live with an off-kilter foster mother and another mute child she’s fostering might seem predictable, this film is anything but.

It’s truly an emotionally draining watch, blow after blow with both the physical and emotional trauma it puts its characters through, and forces you to watch. It refuses to let you breathe for even a minute in its final act. It’s definitively Sally Hawkin’s finest hour as an actress, and beyond this short list, it’s firmly some of the best horror of all time.

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