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Who is Your Horror Mom According to Your Horoscope?
All those traits you have, you got from your mom- your horror mom, that is. Moms can come in many forms, and their traits, for better and worse, tend to be passed down to you, the unwilful recipient. Once more, Madame Horror Press and I have teamed up, this time to find what traits you have in common with iconic moms from horror. Consider this your horror horoscope! As people vary greatly, there’s good and evil within us all. As such, you choose which horror mom you claim to be your own. You may not be able to choose who your real mom is, but you do get to decide which traits reign supreme when it comes to your horror mom.
Which is Your Horror Mom According to the Horoscope
AQUARIUS
Rosemary/Minnie Castevet
Minnie Castevet may not be a mother in the traditional sense, but she most certainly served a motherly role in the birth of the antichrist. Your horror mom is giving, clever, and feels a strong sense of duty. On the flip side, this can go wrong if that sense of responsibility is a calling from the devil.
PISCES
Vivien Harmon//Constance Langdon
American Horror Story: Murder House
A Pisces feels her emotions strongly and isn’t afraid to stand up to anyone when the cause is just. However, this same energy can come off as cold or self-centered. When you ponder which applies to you, ask yourself how you would handle your significant other cheating. If you would try to work through it, the giving, empathetic Vivienne is your mom; however, if your instinct is to blow away everyone in the room, hello, Constance Jr.
ARIES
Mother Abigail/Rose the Hat
The Stephen King-dom
Rose the Hat may not be an actual mom, but she certainly plays a motherly role in The One True Knot (her band of mutants). Your horror mom oozes determination and courage, making Mother Abigail a perfect leader in The Stand. Her fiery spirit makes her a great time to be around, even when she’s brutally draining children’s essences like Rose, the Hat did in Doctor Sleep.
TAURUS
Rachel Keller/Anna Morgan
The Ring
Your horror mom’s determination and tenacity make for an excellent journalist and help keep you safe if you ever accidentally watch a cursed videotape. However, that same determination gets scary if your horror mom begins stubbornly believing that her adopted daughter is evil. No, Anna Morgan, the answer is never: “Throw your potentially evil child down the well,” even if she is monstrously scary.
GEMINI
Laurie Strode/Pamela Voorhees
Slasher Queens
Geminis quickly adapt to any situation, giving them a leg up on being the final girl when a masked-wearing psycho comes to town. Alternatively, adaptability can lead to impulsiveness, and the next thing you know, you find out your horror mom has been stalking and killing camp counselors at Camp Crystal Lake. When pondering whom you belong to, ask yourself, are you the villain’s creator or his biggest opponent?
CANCER
Elise Rainier/Granny Boone
The Faces of Lin Shaye
Lin Shaye makes a notable exception on this list, as even when she isn’t acting in a motherly role, nurturing energy, and sensitivity, she brings to every character merit inclusion. Elise Rainier in Insidious provides a perfect snapshot of this Cancerian nature. Her strength, emotion, and intuition command every scene she’s a part of, making her the most memorable character in the franchise. Conversely, Cancers can hold a grudge, which makes characters like Granny Boone from 2001 Maniacs terrifying.
LEO
Ellen Ripley/Xenomorph Queen
Your horror mom has a fierceness and persistence that no matter the odds, she will stop at nothing to protect those that matter to her. On the flip side, she doesn’t mind being the center of the show and treating everyone else in the room like they’re irrelevant.
VIRGO
Beverly Sutphin
This iconic horror mom solely encompasses all it means to be a Virgo. She is dependable and dedicated and happens to destroy anyone threatening what’s important to her. For better and worse, these qualities reside within all of us Virgos, though typically not on this large scale.
LIBRA
Morticia Addams/Mama Firefly
MOTHERS OF DARKNESS
Ever the mediator, your horror mom serves as a balance between those she cares about and leads with ease. Conversely, your horror mom may have a perverse sense of justice, which is unfortunate for you if you’re not one of her children.
SCORPIO
Ellie
Your horror mom is reserved, somewhat dark, and keeps her emotions to herself. She can also be resourceful and relentless, which is unfortunate if she becomes subjected to Deadite possession.
SAGITTARIUS
Karen Lee Barclay/Jennifer Tilly
Ever the visionary, your horror mom will not let circumstances stop her from achieving her goals. However, she can sometimes be short-tempered, blunt, or reckless. When you ponder who you belong to, ask yourself, would you buy or marry the possessed killer doll?
CAPRICORN
Annie Graham
Hereditary
Your horror mom’s dedication and devotion will not stop her from completing any task. Whether building a miniature or seeing her head off with a piano wire, your horror mom sees every mission through to the end. Stop staring at her with that face on your face, and you’ll be okay.
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‘Queens of the Dead’ Took a Bite Out of Brooklyn Horror Fest
Brooklyn Horror Film Fest kicked off its 10th year with a screening of the highly anticipated Queens of the Dead. This sparkly and zombie-fied night was presented by Horror Press and set the tone for at least two after parties. As a good queen does.
Before the movie began, director and co-writer, Tina Romero, took the stage to share that she is “very proud to be my dad’s kid, and proud to carry his torch, and super super proud to do it in a way that shows queer joy and queer resilience.” After watching the film, it’s clear Romero meant business as she expanded on the zombie world built by her dad, the genre icon George A. Romero.
A Scrumptious Evening
The opening night film was also unforgettable because it was followed by a Q&A afterward moderated by New York’s baddest emcee, Xero Gravity. Tina Thee Romero took the stage with cast members Samora la Perdida, Julie J., Tomas Matos, and Nina West. They kept the vibe fun but also addressed why this movie is especially important in dire times like these.
Nina West said, “I’m really proud that this movie is coming out specifically right now.” West explained, “We talked about how important this film is right now. How queer people, I think, are going to have the opportunity to grab onto it and hopefully feel a sense of community, a sense of self, and a reminder of how vital it is to have chosen family and the ability to have space. Watching it tonight with an audience, that’s what I’m reminded of.”
The Romero Legacy is Very Much Alive and Well
Gravity opened the talk by addressing Romero’s dad’s work, “So, Tina, your father’s legacy is invaluable to the horror community, especially the horror community of marginalized people. When I look into the audience, I see a bunch of queer people, a bunch of different skin tones, I see people with disabilities, and for that, I know we all appreciate George A. Romero’s legacy in terms of allyship.”
When the applause died down, she asked Romero what Queens of the Dead has to say about our current state in society. Romero said she felt incredibly grateful that Shudder and IFC Films are putting this movie out in 2025.
Romero elaborated, “It’s not easy to get a little indie movie out into the world. It’s so important that it’s coming out this year because what a year we have had. Holy shit.”
Romero continued, “It feels so good to have a big queer movie coming out in a time when our community is feeling really under the threat of erasure and under attack. I feel like what our movie says is we are here and we are wonderful, come along for the ride. I really hope that this movie brings a little bit of empathy. A little bit of ‘I can’t help but laugh at and love these characters.”
Romero concluded, “I really love my father. I love the films he made. It was very important to me to make sure his legacy continued in a way that said some shit and with queerness on screen.”
A Night of Glitter and Gore
During the talk back, Romero shared a lot of cool facts. One being that her and co-writer Erin Judge worked on this film for ten years. She also shared that Dawn of the Dead is her favorite movie in her dad’s franchise when Gravity pointed out a couple of nods to the movie in Queens of the Dead.
The Q&A went by entirely too quickly as the audience fell in love with this amazing crew. However, the love and community spilled into the bar area afterward. People were given the opportunity to thank everyone for their work and tell them they loved the film. People were offered penis-shaped cakes, which is a fun gag from the film. Attendees were also given a chance to get a little bloody at the hands of local makeup artist Dime. They applied bite marks and blood to everyone who wanted to feel like they were a part of the hottest zombie movie of the year.
It was another scrumptious evening in Brooklyn. It also left many of the audience with an axe wound right in the heart. I’m excited to see how Brooklyn Film Fest follows this movie, and I will be in the bar area this weekend, waiting to see.
Queens of the Dead will slay in theaters on October 24.
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The Worst Blumhouse Movies and Why They Miss the Mark
I feel like I’m always taking swings at Blumhouse Productions and would like to explain why I’m usually frustratedly screaming into a mic, “For whomst?!” My relationship as a horror fan with most of the movies this company produces cannot be summed up in quick, snide comments and eyerolls. It’s bigger than that because when Blumhouse gets it right, they get it right. Get Out, Us, Creep, Creep 2, Happy Death Day, Freaky, M3GAN, and Drop are some of my favorite movies from the last 10 years. The Paranormal Activity franchise is the reason I show up for found footage films today.
However, while the mission to seemingly greenlight anything is good on paper, it does lead to some questionable films. Some projects feel irresponsible to fund, and some that are just bad make up the majority of their library. For every diamond, we get a bunch of movies that leave us scratching our heads and wondering if the obvious conversations were not being had. Which is why I picked four Blumhouse movies I have legitimate beef with. I think these are prime examples of why I have a hard time getting excited when the company’s PR starts up for a new project. I’m also respectfully asking if there are things in place to avoid these issues and concerns in the future.
The Exorcist: Believer
Two girls disappear in the woods and return to their families, who soon learn they are possessed by an evil entity. My surface problem with this Blumhouse movie is that they learned nothing from greenlighting the Halloween trilogy and put the cart before the horse again. However, my main grievance is that I was led to believe this would be a Black-led Exorcist movie. That would have been groundbreaking in this almost exclusively white franchise. More importantly, Leslie Odom Jr. and Lidya Jewett were more than capable of leading this movie. So, why were they shoved into the margins? We had a double exorcism and gave the non-Black child most of the cool things to do. The film also made Odom Jr.’s character the chauffeur for Chris MacNeil, who was shoehorned in for fan service and given nothing important to do. The Exorcist: Believer was unbelievably bad to boot.
Dashcam (2021)
Two friends livestream the most terrifying night of their lives while on a road trip. This movie would have done fine because it was from the team that brought us Host. As we were still in pandemic mode, many of us were curious to see what they would do next. So, there was a lot of face cracks when it came out that problematic Twitter personality Annie Hardy would be basically playing herself in the film. From her political stances, COVID denial, racist rants, and that time she turned a pride flag into a swastika on Twitter, she’s very blatantly a person who does not need a bigger platform.
It’s irresponsible to allow a movie to use her as stunt casting in a Blumhouse production. Again, this movie would have been better off without her because it would have ridden the steam of Host. Instead, it turned people off, and some refused to see it or review it.
They/Them (2022)
A group of teens at an LGBTQ+ conversion camp suffer psychological torture at the hands of the staff while being murdered by a masked killer. I feel there were too many cis people weighing in on this movie. I personally watched an awful person who masquerades as a journalist leap into Twitter conversations where Trans and non-binary people were discussing why this movie wasn’t it. So, I chose to keep my thoughts to myself and listen to the community, who should get a say.
I encourage you to do the same. Here is the Horror Press review by Bash Ortega. I also encourage you to read Kay Lynch’s essay at Bloody Disgusting. Consequence of Sound also had a review that is worth reading. While this was one of the movies under the Blumhouse banner that had its heart seemingly in the right place, we know intention and impact are not the same thing.
Soft & Quiet (2022)
An elementary teacher meets with other white supremacists and then commits a hate crime. This movie felt like a bunch of shocking events strewn together, and I wanted my money back for this rental. I have no idea how this film came to be what it is. Personally, I hope there is a version that doesn’t feel like racial trauma porn somewhere, but this is not it. I kept wondering who this movie is for, and the internet confirmed it wasn’t for POC. With all the ways to capture white supremacy on film, this is what they did? I feel this is the most irresponsible movie Blumhouse has subjected me to. It’s the reason I no longer get excited when I hear a filmmaker I am rooting for is working with the company.
In Closing…
I know I come across as flippant when I drag most of Blumhouse’s films. However, it stems from a place of concern and frustration. Bad movies like Firestarter, Unhuman, Night Swim, and Imaginary are one thing. These movies that clumsily handle important topics that are the reason I’m usually waiting for their titles to hit streaming. Whether they’re putting Black leads in the backseat, greenlighting movies where internet trolls are being given roles, or adding to the canon of racial trauma porn, I’m tired. I don’t know how to fix it because I don’t know if it’s a lack of support or interference regarding the writers and directors.
I don’t know if it’s just quantity over quality leading to some messy and unnecessary movies making it through the cracks. However, if Jason Blum can unpack why M3GAN 2.0 flopped, then it would be cool for him to unpack what he’s learned from the movies that should actually be cause for concern. As a film girl, I would love to see these Blumhouse choices laid out like case studies. Whatever lessons learned and actionable items taken to not make these mistakes again, could be beneficial to other production companies that are also struggling. All I know is an honest investigation is needed if they’re going to keep yeeting films out at this rate. We want to root for all horror. However, it’s hard to do that if we’re wondering who is (or is not) in the room for so many important conversations that need to happen.


