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Who is Your Horror Mom According to Your Horoscope?

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All those traits you have, you got from your mom- your horror mom, that is. Moms can come in many forms, and their traits, for better and worse, tend to be passed down to you, the unwilful recipient. Once more, Madame Horror Press and I have teamed up, this time to find what traits you have in common with iconic moms from horror. Consider this your horror horoscope! As people vary greatly, there’s good and evil within us all. As such, you choose which horror mom you claim to be your own. You may not be able to choose who your real mom is, but you do get to decide which traits reign supreme when it comes to your horror mom.

Which is Your Horror Mom According to the Horoscope

AQUARIUS

Rosemary/Minnie Castevet

Rosemary’s Baby

Minnie Castevet may not be a mother in the traditional sense, but she most certainly served a motherly role in the birth of the antichrist. Your horror mom is giving, clever, and feels a strong sense of duty. On the flip side, this can go wrong if that sense of responsibility is a calling from the devil.

PISCES

Vivien Harmon//Constance Langdon

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American Horror Story: Murder House

A Pisces feels her emotions strongly and isn’t afraid to stand up to anyone when the cause is just. However, this same energy can come off as cold or self-centered. When you ponder which applies to you, ask yourself how you would handle your significant other cheating. If you would try to work through it, the giving, empathetic Vivienne is your mom; however, if your instinct is to blow away everyone in the room, hello, Constance Jr.

ARIES

Mother Abigail/Rose the Hat

The Stephen King-dom

Rose the Hat may not be an actual mom, but she certainly plays a motherly role in The One True Knot (her band of mutants). Your horror mom oozes determination and courage, making Mother Abigail a perfect leader in The Stand. Her fiery spirit makes her a great time to be around, even when she’s brutally draining children’s essences like Rose, the Hat did in Doctor Sleep.

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TAURUS

Rachel Keller/Anna Morgan

The Ring

Your horror mom’s determination and tenacity make for an excellent journalist and help keep you safe if you ever accidentally watch a cursed videotape. However, that same determination gets scary if your horror mom begins stubbornly believing that her adopted daughter is evil. No, Anna Morgan, the answer is never: “Throw your potentially evil child down the well,” even if she is monstrously scary.

GEMINI

Laurie Strode/Pamela Voorhees

Slasher Queens

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Geminis quickly adapt to any situation, giving them a leg up on being the final girl when a masked-wearing psycho comes to town. Alternatively, adaptability can lead to impulsiveness, and the next thing you know, you find out your horror mom has been stalking and killing camp counselors at Camp Crystal Lake. When pondering whom you belong to, ask yourself, are you the villain’s creator or his biggest opponent?

CANCER

Elise Rainier/Granny Boone

The Faces of Lin Shaye

Lin Shaye makes a notable exception on this list, as even when she isn’t acting in a motherly role, nurturing energy, and sensitivity, she brings to every character merit inclusion. Elise Rainier in Insidious provides a perfect snapshot of this Cancerian nature. Her strength, emotion, and intuition command every scene she’s a part of, making her the most memorable character in the franchise. Conversely, Cancers can hold a grudge, which makes characters like Granny Boone from 2001 Maniacs terrifying.

LEO

Ellen Ripley/Xenomorph Queen

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Aliens

Your horror mom has a fierceness and persistence that no matter the odds, she will stop at nothing to protect those that matter to her. On the flip side, she doesn’t mind being the center of the show and treating everyone else in the room like they’re irrelevant.

VIRGO

Beverly Sutphin

Serial Mom

This iconic horror mom solely encompasses all it means to be a Virgo. She is dependable and dedicated and happens to destroy anyone threatening what’s important to her. For better and worse, these qualities reside within all of us Virgos, though typically not on this large scale.

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LIBRA

Morticia Addams/Mama Firefly

MOTHERS OF DARKNESS

Ever the mediator, your horror mom serves as a balance between those she cares about and leads with ease. Conversely, your horror mom may have a perverse sense of justice, which is unfortunate for you if you’re not one of her children.

SCORPIO

Ellie

Evil Dead Rise

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Your horror mom is reserved, somewhat dark, and keeps her emotions to herself. She can also be resourceful and relentless, which is unfortunate if she becomes subjected to Deadite possession.

SAGITTARIUS

Karen Lee Barclay/Jennifer Tilly

Chucky

Ever the visionary, your horror mom will not let circumstances stop her from achieving her goals. However, she can sometimes be short-tempered, blunt, or reckless. When you ponder who you belong to, ask yourself, would you buy or marry the possessed killer doll?

CAPRICORN

Annie Graham

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Hereditary

Your horror mom’s dedication and devotion will not stop her from completing any task. Whether building a miniature or seeing her head off with a piano wire, your horror mom sees every mission through to the end. Stop staring at her with that face on your face, and you’ll be okay.

Do you agree with the horror mom choices that Madame Horror Press has given you? Do you see a bit of yourself in them? Let us know in the comments or on social media @HORRORPRESSLLC.

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A writer by both passion and profession: Tiffany Taylor is a mother of three with a lifelong interest in all things strange or mysterious. Her love for the written word blossomed from her love of horror at a young age because scary stories played an integral role in her childhood. Today, when she isn’t reading, writing, or watching scary movies, Tiffany enjoys cooking, stargazing, and listening to music.

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The Best Horror You Can Stream on Shudder in November 2025

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Halloween season is over, and many streamers have forgotten about us horror kids. While they take their 11-month hiatus from the genre, we can be grateful that we still have an app that cares. We are so lucky that Shudder remains that girl year-round. Whether you’re finishing their new original show Guts & Glory, catching up on The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula: Titans, or running at some of their deep cuts like I am, Shudder has your best interests at heart. As usual, she has quite a few titles fighting for our attention. Which is why I am here with five titles I think should be at the top of all of our watch lists this November. So, cancel your holiday plans and pick up your remote because we have got horrifying things to watch.

The Best Movies to Stream on Shudder This Month

Habit (1995)

An alcoholic unwittingly enters into a relationship with a succubus in New York City. If you ever wondered what Larry Fessenden was getting up to in his youth, you need to see this ’90s gem. I lucked out and caught it at Brooklyn Horror Film Festival last year, and I lived my best life. While watching it on the small screen will not be the same, I plan to hit play anyway. Mostly because I love to see 1990s succubi leaving their mark on men…and also the horror genre. Shudder is also adding The Last Winter and Depraved, so we can spend a whole day with Uncle Larry’s work.

Sew Torn (2024)

A seamstress happens upon a failed drug deal and steals a briefcase. She soon finds herself caught in a deadly situation where all roads lead to death. I caught Sew Torn at SXSW last year and have been wondering what happened to it. So, I am very happy this odd little bird has found her way to Shudder. I cannot wait to make my friends who are looking for something cute and deadly watch. I knew nothing when I hit play on this, and I encourage you to know as little as possible, too. I fear I have already written too much in this blurb to be completely honest. 

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You can watch Sew Torn on November 1st.

The Retreat (2021)

A couple goes on a pre-wedding retreat and unwittingly becomes targets of a group of serial killers. We have seen too many movies about retreats, and I thought this one would be more of the same. This title does not completely reinvent the wheel, but it does set itself apart within this oversaturated subgenre. The Retreat is a surprisingly fun and tense little thriller that feels made for the winter watches. Come for the lesbian characters leading the film, and stay for the violence. I also encourage you to check it out while it is on Shudder, because it is usually on apps with ads.

You can watch The Retreat on November 1st.

The Creep Tapes (Season 2)

Peachfuzz returns with more tapes, chaos, kills, and WTF moments. Mark Duplass and Patrick Brice have reentered the TV arena and are making things weird again. If award shows were real, this duo would be leading the Emmys charge. I saw the first three episodes, and Josef/Peachfuzz is still the serial killer after our own hearts. Our Wolfie is still cutting up (literally and figuratively) in the most amazing ways. Guest stars in danger this season include David Dastmalchian (Late Night with the Devil), Katie Aselton (The League), and Robert Longstreet (The Haunting of Hill House). 

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You can watch The Creep Tapes (Season 2) on November 14th.

Krampus (2015)

A kid accidentally summons demons during the holidays in this horror comedy. Krampus remains one of the top-tier Christmas horror titles for me. It is also my favorite Michael Dougherty film. Not only because it has the star power of Adam Scott and Toni Collette, either. This movie is wicked, and even the kids are in danger. I do not have many holiday horror movies I revisit every year, but Krampus is one of the very few. It still holds up, and I cannot wait to rewatch it with a festively boozy beverage. 

You can watch Krampus on November 15th.

Those are a few reasons I am grateful for Shudder this holiday season. While the rest of you are fighting with your family and friends, I will be parked in front of my TV. You can have your turkey because I would rather gorge myself on episodes of The Creep Tapes anyway.

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Let me know what Shudder shenanigans you have got your little eye on. I am nosy and want to make sure I am not missing anything on my favorite streamer.

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The Best Horror You Can Stream on Netflix in November 2025

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The year is winding down, and I don’t know about you, but I am trying to pack in as many 2025 horror movies as I can. Is this because I love making end-of-the-year lists? Yes. Is it because I am an unhealed overachiever? Also, yes. So, I am assuming some of you are also cruising the streamers to see what you may have missed. While Netflix has had my favorite new slasher Heart Eyes for a bit, and I have mentioned that in previous streaming guides, they also have other new horror titles to show you.

I do not talk about them as much because I did not have a good time with them. However, that does not mean you won’t enjoy some of these titles. That’s why I am taking the high road and finding something to be grateful for about each of them. That way, you will know there is a silver lining if you do watch them. Allow me to help you figure out what to prioritize this month and what to skip. Check out this chaotic Netflix hitlist below! 

The Best Movies to Stream on Netflix This Month

28 Years Later (2025)

A group of survivors on a small island has built a fortress to protect them from the rage virus. However, a young boy discovers what is really outside the walls of their community and sets off to find a cure for his sick mother. We all loved 28 Days Later, and some of us liked 28 Weeks Later. So, 28 Years Later was never going to live up to the hype with almost thirty years of anticipation. While I didn’t love it, I did enjoy seeing Danny Boyle helm another zombie installment. What he does in the subgenre is top-tier, and we are welcome (even if the script left me wanting more). That might have gotten buried in all the talk about the dicks seen in the movie, though.

Fear Street: Prom Queen (2025)

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A group of girls competing for prom queen starts disappearing, leaving the underdog to figure out what is happening to her competition. I had a lot of thoughts about this lackluster installment in Netflix’s Fear Street adaptations. As someone who grew up reading Fear Street books and wanting to adapt them myself, I do not understand how this movie came out so badly. Which made it hard to find something nice to say about this title. However, the soundtrack slaps, and it is not the soundtrack’s fault that it was wasted on a low-energy bottom-tier slasher. So, if you hit play on this, you can at least look forward to hearing some retro bangers selected by music supervisor Nora Felder. If you are familiar with her work on Yellowjackets and Stranger Things, you know Felder does not miss.

Maa (2025)

To battle a demon’s curse, a mother transforms into the legendary goddess Kali. As usual, Netflix did not advertise an international horror movie that seemed to have some potential. If they had told us Maa was an Indian Hindi-language mythological horror movie, most people who yell for intersectionality and originality would have run at it. Instead, we had to find out about it months later while looking for something we hadn’t already seen on the app. This movie is too long, and I cannot say it is good by any stretch of the imagination. However, it also made me realize how little I know about the goddess of destruction. If you are a nerd like me, this might lead you down a cool rabbit hole. You can also say you gave a view to a horror movie starring Brown people. Who knows, maybe you could be one of the few who enjoy this chaotic film.

Until Dawn (2025)

A group of friends find themselves trapped in a time loop where they keep getting killed in gruesome ways. I love the video game and was so bummed this adaptation was so bad. However, the practical effects are very cool and should be celebrated more. I think the stuff that the SFX team pulled off might be the only reason to watch the movie personally. I’m happy the actors whose work I enjoy got paid, and that’s another positive thing I can say. However, if we want to see young people in deadly time loops, we have so many movies that do it better. Excuse me as I look right at Happy Death Day and all of the movies that have tried to copy her.

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Ziam (2025)

A Muay Thai fighter battles through a zombie apocalypse to save the woman he loves. Netflix fumbled the advertising for this one too, because who doesn’t want to see a Thai zombie film? So, I was excited to watch it, but then sad I did not like it. However, I think this one is on me. It is an action-horror with a lot of heartfelt moments, and that’s not my bag. I wanted more violence and zombie action because I am a broken and heartless ghoul. So, Ziam might be the only movie on this list that does not deserve my bombastic side eye. I am waiting for other people to watch it and let me know if they have a better time with it, though. 

While I was not the audience for these movies, I am assuming some of you will dig them. Worst-case scenario, you cross off a few more 2025 horror movies and have something to talk about at Friendsgiving. Happy Horrordays! I will see myself out now…

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