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The Most Iconic Fashion in Horror Films
One of the things I love most about horror is the degree to which it can realize its visual splendor. A horror film’s artistic expression lives and dies at the hands of its creative heads, and the only limit in bringing its surreal, otherworldly hellscapes and threatening villains to life lies with the budget and the MPAA. Our fear wouldn’t be as visceral without the talents of special effects artists, production designers, and the costume department. If your eyes don’t believe what they’re seeing is real, if even for a moment, how else would they pop out of their sockets?
Strutting Through Horror: Our Favorite Looks From Scary Movies
In the same way, the queer community – an unyielding well of creativity and self-expression – wouldn’t be the same without its roots in the arts. That well is often tapped through fashion and the outward appearance we present to the world. Miuccia Prada once said, “Fashion is instant language,” which couldn’t be more correct in filmmaking. Upon meeting a new character, their wardrobe instantly tells us a lot about them, which is vital within a 90-minute runtime. On the flip side, it’s always scarier when everyday people are getting got. While many iconic villains lean heavily into slimy or sexy aesthetics, the main cast of your typical horror movie isn’t getting gutted in haute couture.
There are exceptions to this rule, wherein your faves are setting trends as they run for their lives, and, of course, said villains are regularly serving us grisly glamour as they slice and dice. So in honor of Pride month, the queer community and the fashion industry that is so heavily intertwined with identity and expression, let us strut down some of horror’s most infamous runways. Screw NYC and Milan; we’re heading into the shadows to explore the inner minds of serial killers and the depths of outer space for this fashion freakshow.
“In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.” – Coco Chanel
The Cell (2000)
Visionary director Tarsem Singh and his frequent collaborator, the late Oscar-winning costume designer Eiko Ishioka, materialize a nightmarish fantasy realm in this gory psychological thriller. Following a classicly early-aughts plot, cutting-edge technology enables social worker Catherine Deane (Jennifer Lopez) to enter the disturbingly picturesque mind of a serial killer to decode where his latest victim is being held – all while draped in gorgeous Gaultier-inspired designs. Themes of subservience, domination, and religious motifs are seen in the costuming and set design as Catherine loses herself in the killer’s demented world. Singh’s penchant for chains, endlessly flowing drapery, and a signature pop of red are scattered throughout. It’s a shame Rihanna’s single “S&M” came eleven years too late for some music video cross-promotion.
Hellraiser (1987 & 2022)
Delving deeper into the BDSM designer vault, Clive Barker’s novella adaptation includes many exciting chains and whips. Future Oscar-winning costume designer Joanna Johnston brought his twisted tale of the eternally tortured Cenobites to life – the story of each extra-dimensional demon’s kink being expressly told through their individual lewks. The 2022 reboot traded in PVC leather for pure fleshy goodness, desecrating Hell’s catwalk by splaying skin and muscle over their bodies like a nefarious Project Runway challenge. The phrase, “What’s your pleasure?” has never produced such a meaty response.
Saw (2004)
The beartrap headdress that started it all. Cary Elwes sawing off his own foot usually comes to mind when people think of James Wan’s breakout film, but the tetanus-encrusted deathtrap covering Shawnee Smith’s head is what first shocks us in the torture porn hit. Her downtrodden, heroin-chic character Amanda, eyes wide and dripping in mascara, shockingly manages to escape the contraption wired around her jaw and goes on to play a pivotal role throughout the franchise.
The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
Everybody loves Trash! This comedic punk rock middle finger to the über serious Night of the Living Dead is all fun and games, even after everyone starts getting their brains gnawed on. Starting off as a self-referential spinoff, no character embodies the film’s anarchic vibes more than Trash, played by genre actress Linnea Quigley, who sports a fire-engine red pompadour with a Bowie-via-the-local-mall outfit. Perhaps in a knowing wink to the sexed-up characters Quigley was famous for, Trash just wants to be ripped apart by a group of men. And reader, she certainly gets her wish.
“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.” – Wednesday Addams
The Craft (1996)
Witchy Los Angeles goths just hit different. The classic horror mashup of Heathers and Clueless is prime 90s teen fashion perfection, and our favorite coven’s style will leave you entranced. Costuming is key in creating a distinct before and after, and the film does an excellent job of evolving the girls’ wardrobe and attitudes once they harness their underworldly powers. The underdog hath left the bog when fan-favorite Nancy (Fairuza Balk) leads the pack in her mod leather witchy eleganza.
Scream’s Sweaters (1996)
Gale Weathers generally takes center stage when fashions of the Scream franchise are discussed, but in the original, it’s the sweaters that ground its characters and create relatability. Drew Barrymore, her wig, and that infamous beige sweater; Tatum’s lime green turtleneck that almost shows some skin; Stu and his chunky blood-soaked knit. When worn by iconic characters in a legendary movie, even the most casual outfits can stand the test of time. A special shoutout goes to Scream VI’s pumpkin lewk worn by newbie Anika – the ONLY time a bucket hat has worked.
Jennifer Tilly as Tiffany Valentine (1998 – present)
The Chucky franchise’s second, more photogenic face is fashion icon Jennifer Tilly/Tiffany Valentine. Tilly and her murderous doll counterpart are quite literally one and the same at this point, and it’s been a delight to watch as her gothic trailer park pinup aesthetic has evolved into a more refined lewk emblematic of Tilly’s real-life persona. It’s all 1950s diamonds and Dior by the time we see her in the later films and TV series, and her costuming is once again a testament to the way fashion weaves a transformative tale. In fact, given her glamorous 25+ year influence on the genre, it should come as no surprise to learn that she’s co-chair of the Golden Breastplate Award committee.
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
Lighting strikes twice when it comes to Mary Shelley’s monstrous works of fiction, and the OG deadly bride on this list had audiences clutching their pearls during James Whale’s game-changing sequel. Despite not rising up until the film’s final moments, Elsa Lanchester cemented herself in horror history as the Monster’s unwilling beau. A vision in white, her floor-length gown and matching hair coils represent the birth of new life in the face of miscalculated evil, and the breakout sequel began a monstrous trend of its own at Universal.
Ready or Not (2019)
Samara Weaving delivers an appropriately modern take on the bride-in-crisis archetype by taking matters into her own hands and sticking it to her cultist in-laws like so many wish they could. Borrowing heavily from fan-favorite You’re Next, Weaving is put through the bloody ringer on her wedding day, and her lacey bodice becomes collateral damage. Burnt, bloodied, and tattered, it all builds to one hell of a final shot that perfectly encapsulates what a singular (and newly single) badass she’s become.
“You can have anything you want in life if you dress for it.” -Edith Head
The Love Witch (2016)
Auteur Anna Biller does it all in her charming feminist tribute to 1960s cinema. In total control over her film’s artistic vision, Biller examines female sexuality and the fear its power has over men through an unapologetically feminine lens of beauty and design. Inspired by retired fashion label Gunne Sax, which specialized in blending the empire waists of Renaissance culture with 19th-century Victorian patterns, she hand-crafted many of its costumes. As a result, it’s a joy to watch the hopelessly romantic witch Elaine look for love in all the wrong ways, whether she’s wearing a go-go dress, a baby pink sun hat, or one of Countess Luann de Lesseps’ statement necklaces.
Last Night in Soho (2021)
Another deep dive into far-out 1960s fashion, Edgar Wright’s impeccably stylish murder mystery transcends time and space. Its leads Sandy (Anya Taylor Joy) and Eloise (Thomasin McKenzie) couldn’t be more different, and that dichotomy is explicitly seen through their clothing. Yet, as visions of Sandy in all her Brigitte Bardot and Twiggy glory continue to act as a muse for Eloise’s blooming talent as a designer, we learn the grass is not always greener. Beauty can be empowering, but it can also be one’s downfall.
In Fabric (2019)
Peter Strickland’s bizarre film about an insidious red dress that ultimately destroys whoever wears it is an underrated gem. Blending comedy with surreal and witchy horror, it examines our relationship with clothing and the people who sell it to us. The natural flow of the wrap dress, a signature creation of Diane von Furstenberg, allows this killer garment to ambush people of all shapes and sizes. Bonus points for the Suspiria-like coven of department store clerks, who add an extra dose of WTF.
Blood and Black Lace (1965)
Mario Bava’s early-giallo classic, in which a killer murders a gaggle of models one by one, was critically panned during its release. However, it has since become a favorite of many famous filmmakers, and with a luxurious title like that, who can blame them? The killer’s face is obscured by a stocking (fun fact: Atonement used a Chanel stocking over the camera lens to give the film a dreamier look), as he slays our Italian bombshells in a way that intersects violence with fashion in previously unseen ways. It may favor style over substance, but its tableau is bloody stunning.
The Neon Demon (2016)
Perhaps the most quintessentially in-vogue film on this list, Nicholas Winding Refn’s slow burn about Jesse (Elle Fanning), a naive model new to Los Angeles, is like watching fashion week on acid. Designers like Armani, Giles, and Saint Laurent supplied pieces for the production, and their dangerous beauty is necessary to bring this “adult fairy tale” to life. We can examine what it means to be beautiful and the succubus-like nature of narcissism and jealousy while the camera carefully frames the scene like a glitzy, new-age baroque painting. And if its lethargic pace makes you feel antsy, a wild final act will make it all worth the wait.
The Hunger (1983)
Costume designer Milena Canonero, who is responsible for the wardrobe iconography in many of Wes Anderson’s films, showcases the elitism of well-to-do vampires Miriam and John Blaylock (Catherine Deneuve and David Bowie) in Tony Scott’s debut film. This overtly erotic thriller proves nothing is off limits for the upper echelon, and outfits that mix classic Saint Laurent and Hollywood glam with broad 1980s shoulder pads and a touch of Egyptian flair make it all the more unattainable. The film was so polarizing that it inspired Ryan Murphy’s equally polarizing American Horror Story: Hotel, which gave us Gaga and gore — thank you, Tony.
Queen of the Damned (2002)
A sequel to Anne Rice’s Interview with the Vampire, this film left critics and audiences wanting more. Still, it gave us the late, great singer Aaliyah’s outstanding performance as the vampire Queen Akasha in her final acting role. She contorts her body like a snake draped in an Egyptian-inspired headpiece and chest of jewels, and the performance certainly made its mark on pop culture. Her co-star, the often shirtless Stuart Townsend as the vampire Lestat, made audiences equally salivate in his Alexander McQueen-inspired low-rise leather pants. Have mercy!
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
It wouldn’t be a list on fashion in horror if I mentioned Francis Ford Coppola’s vampire epic, which won Eiko Ishioka an Oscar for her work in costume design. Coppola is quoted as saying he considered the actors the “jewels” of the film, so he wanted the wardrobe to represent his gems accordingly. Ishioka’s designs are defiant and otherworldly, depicting the changes Dracula and the women in his life undergo during its dark odyssey. Two standouts include Dracula’s red armor, which resembles living muscle tissue, and the wedding dress of his short-lived bride Lucy, a miraculous confection of white lace that looks like Vera Wang and Rodarte had a field day creating a wild collaboration in the 19th century.
Death Becomes Her (1992)
Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn are silver screen legends, but personally, the true fashion-forward standout of this dark comedy is the ageless Isabella Rosellini as Lisle Von Rhuman. Her mysterious character bestows the gift of immortality upon the iconic duo and does it all while looking like ancient royalty. Her slicked-back bob and bejeweled breastplate are regal AF, and you would not want to cross her while she’s donning her oversized quilted shawl collar shaman lewk. If the film is about aging women taking back their power, Rosellini proves she’s the HBIC.
“What ‘normal’ people would perceive as ugly, I can usually see something of beauty in it.” – Alexander McQueen
The Lure (2015)
Polish director Agnieszka Smoczynska serves up a European glam rock mermaid musical like no other – really, there’s nothing else like it in existence. A murderous take on The Little Mermaid, the film follows mer-sisters Silver (Marta Mazurek) and Golden (Michalina Olszańska) as they perform their titular show at a nightclub and navigate life and love on land. It is flamboyant excess, and it is easy to be lured in by the extravagant musical numbers and grotesque special effects.
Under the Skin (2014)
An atypical film for both this list and in general, Jonathan Glazer’s dreary tale follows an alien being that looks like Scarlett Johansson as it makes a journey of self-discovery in a Scottish seaside town. Very slice-of-life, it often uses non-actors and is entirely unassuming aside from Johansson’s famous face and the visually abstract scenes of human harvesting dispersed throughout. However, in the film’s final moments, we bare witness to the alien’s true form – a shimmery matte black humanoid with no distinct features. The sorrowful longing bubbling underneath the surface finally boils over, and themes of beauty and how our grasp on it drives our assimilation into society become clear.
Silent Hill (2006)
If you’re a fan of video games, you almost certainly know about Pyramid Head. As the judge, jury, and executioner of the foggy demonic town of Silent Hill, PH exemplifies androgynous couture. A metallic pyramid helm sits atop a chiseled torso that melts into a floor-length skirt stitched together of flesh. Don’t fuck with Pyramid Head.
Pink Flamingoes (1972)
Drag performer Divine made his mark on culture in John Waters’ divisive outsider comedy, where his character Babs worked to maintain her self-proclaimed title as “the filthiest person alive.” Holding a handgun cocked and ready to fire in a blood-red mermaid dress, Divine clawed his way into the minds of anyone who came across the film or its iconic poster. Fashion influences public perception, and this divine fit filled our minds with a morbid curiosity about the drag legend.
“I wanna dress you up in silk taffeta.” – Lady Gaga
Doctor Sleep (2019)
Rebecca Ferguson gives a haunting performance as the psychic vampire villainess, Rose the Hat, in the sequel to Stephen King’s The Shining. Her charisma and beauty seem effortless, exuding quiet confidence in pseudo-bohemian lewks with a single braid she wears much better than your average Jedi. Rose the Hat also kidnaps and murders children for their life essence to retain her youthful glow, so there’s that.
Crimson Peak (2015)
“Gowns. Gorgeous gothic gowns.” That should be the only thing you’re muttering to yourself throughout Guillermo del Toro’s Victorian love story. Costume designer Kate Hawley draws a line in the sand between good vs. evil and employs a particular light and dark aesthetic for the film’s leads. Mia Wasikowska, as Edith, wanders through her haunted new home adorned with puffy sleeves resembling a butterfly or moth, and Jessica Chastain slinks about the shadows in corsets and tightly fitted dresses, snatched for the gods and ready to pounce.
The Skin I Live In (2011)
Pedro Almodóvar’s unconventional and eccentric story about a surgeon (Antonio Banderas) who holds a woman (Elena Anaya) captive and grafts an unbreakable synthetic skin onto her body is magnificently minimalist in its fashion. The sterilized athleisure look the mysterious woman wears is very vapid “LA intellectual,” and the subdued nature of the costuming only adds to the film’s list of questions.
Trick ‘r Treat (2007)
You didn’t think I’d leave out Sam, the Pumpkin Prince of All Hallow’s Eve, did you? Sam is everything – his name is a shortened form of the Gaelic festival marking Halloween itself, he wears a cute-as-heck pumpkin lewk, and he brandishes a razor-sharp lollipop as a murder weapon for all those who don’t maintain tradition. Every time he dispatches another victim, you can’t help but giggle and scream, “Slay!”
Beetlejuice (1988)
Tim Burton’s supernatural goth classic will soon have a sequel after over 30 years, but its avant-garde fashion has always remained fresh in our brains. From Lydia Deetz (Winona Ryder) and her strange and unusual red wedding dress to her mother, Delia (Catherine O’Hara), who makes outrageous style choices work to her advantage, every frame is dripping in Hot Topic meets Betsey Johnson decadence. A particularly inspired look comes when Delia wears what looks like a black nitrile glove on her head as a fastener. Mother snapped with that one.
Jason X (2001)
The final film on our list levitates us beyond Earth’s atmosphere into the dark recesses of space and, somehow, right back into the clutches of Jason Vorhees. As previously mentioned, slasher fashion tends to lean basic as hell, but apparently, someone resurrected an early 2000s lookbook in 2455, and it works! Most agree that style at the turn of the millennium was tacky and tryhard futurism, but when you bring it into actual space, somehow it becomes campy couture. Halter tops, mesh, and subdued blues and silvers litter the screen, and sexed-up Power Rangers fighting mecha Jason in an airlock has never looked better.
“Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek
And there you have it! Horror’s greatest runways have been decided. The language of fashion and a film’s wardrobe speaks for itself – whether resonating with deeper themes, illustrating character arcs, or solely there make you jealous. The heroes and villains discussed here are unrivaled, but no one’s stopping you from using them to inspire your self-expression through patterns and fabric. And as always, if you have any questions or complaints, take them up with the Miranda Priestly of Horror Press
Editorials
Is ‘Scream 2’ Still the Worst of the Series?
There are only so many times I can get away with burying the lede with an editorial headline before someone throws a rock at me. It may or may not be justified when they do. This article is not an attempt at ragebaiting Scream fans, I promise. Neither was my Scream 3 article, which I’m still completely right about.
I do firmly believe that Scream 2 is, at the very least, the last Scream film I’d want to watch. But what was initially just me complaining about a film that I disregard as the weakest entry in its series has since developed into trying to address what it does right. You’ve heard of the expression “jack of all trades, master of none”, and to me Scream 2 really was the jack of all trades of the franchise for the longest time.
It technically has everything a Scream movie needs. Its opening is great, but it’s not the best of them by a long shot. Its killers are unexpected, but not particularly interesting, feeling flat and one-dimensional compared to the others. It has kills, but only a few of them are particularly shocking or well executed. It pokes fun at the genre but doesn’t say anything particularly bold in terms of commentary. Having everything a Scream movie needs is the bare minimum to me.
But the question is, what does Scream 2 do best exactly? Finding that answer involves highlighting what each of the other sequels are great at, and trying to pick out what Scream 2 has that the others don’t.
Scream 3 Is the Big Finale That Utilizes Its Setting Perfectly
Scream as a series handily dodges the trap most horror franchises fall into: rehashing and retreading the same territory over and over. That’s because every one of its films are in essence trying to do something a little different and a little bolder.
Scream 3 is especially bold because it was conceived, written, and executed as the final installment in the Scream series. And it does that incredibly well. Taking the action away from a locale similar to Woodsboro, Scream 3 tosses our characters into the frying pan of a Hollywood film production. Despite its notorious number of rewrites and script changes (one of which resulted in our first solo Ghostface), it still manages to be a perfect culmination of Sidney Prescott’s story.
I won’t repeat myself too much (go read my previous article on the subject), but 3 is often maligned for as good a film as it turned out to be. And for all of its clunkier reveals, and its ghost mom antics, it understands how to utilize its setting and send its characters off into the sunset right.
Scream 4’s Meta Commentary Wakes Scream from a Deep Sleep
As Wes Craven’s final film, Scream 4 has a very special place in the franchise. It was and still is largely adored for bringing back the franchise from a deep 11-year sleep. With one of the craziest openings in any horror film, let alone a Scream film, it sets the tone for a bombastic return and pays off in spades with the journey it takes us on.
Its primary Ghostface Jill Roberts is a fan favorite, and for some people, she is the best to ever wear the mask. Its script is the source of many memorable moments, not the least of which is Kirby’s iconic rapid-fire response to the horror remakes question. And most importantly, it makes a bold and surprisingly effective return for our main trio of Sidney, Dewey, and Gale, whose return didn’t feel trite or hammy when they ended up coming back to Woodsboro for more.
Craven’s work on 4 truly understands the power its predecessors had exerted on the horror genre, both irreverent in its metacommentary and celebratory of the Scream series as a whole. The film is less of a love letter to the genre and more of a kicking down of the door to remind people what Scream is about. 4’s story re-established that Scream isn’t going away, no matter how long it takes for another film, and no matter how many franchises try to take its place.
Scream 5 & 6 Is Radio Silence’s Brutal and Bloody Attitude Era
Put simply, Scream 5 and 6’s strong suit was not its characters. It was not its clever writing. The Radio Silence duology in the Scream series excelled in one thing: beating the hell out of its characters.
Wrestling fans (of which there is an unsurprising amount of crossover with horror fans) will know why I call it the Attitude Era. Just like WWE’s most infamous stretch of history, Radio Silence brought something especially aggressive to their entries. And it’s because these films were just brutal. Handing the reins to the series, Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillet gifted a special kineticism to the classic Scream chase sequences, insane finales, and especially its ruthless killers.
All five of the Ghostfaces present in 5 and 6 are the definition of nasty. They’re unrelenting, and in my humble opinion, the freakiest since the original duo of Stu Macher and Billy Loomis. Getting to hear all the air get sucked out of the room as Dewey is gutted like a fish in 5 was still an incredible moment to experience in theatres, and it’s something I don’t think would have happened if the films were any less mean and any less explosively violent.
So, What Does Scream 2 Do Best Exactly?
So now, after looking at all these entries and all of their greatest qualities, what does Scream 2 have that none of the others do? What must I concede to Scream 2?
Really great character development.
Film is a medium of spectacle most of the time, and this is reflected in how we critique and compliment them. It affects how we look back on them, sometimes treating them more harshly than they deserve because they don’t have that visual flash. But for every ounce of spectacle Scream 2 lacks, I have to admit, it does an incredible job of developing Sidney Prescott as a character.
On a rare rewatch, it’s clear Neve Campbell is carrying the entirety of Scream 2 on her back just because of how compelling she makes Sidney. Watching her slowly fight against a tide of paranoia, fear, and distrust of the people around her once more, watching her be plunged back into the nightmare, is undeniably effective.
It’s also where Dewey and Gale are really cemented as a couple, and where the seeds of them always returning to each other are planted. Going from a mutual simmering disrespect to an affectionate couple to inseparable but awkward and in love is just classic; two people who complete each other in how different they are, but are inevitably pulled back and forth by those differences, their bond is one of the major highlights throughout the series.
Maybe All the Scream Films Are Just Good?
These three characters are the heart of the series, long after they’ve been written out. I talk a big game about how Scream 3 is the perfect ending for the franchise, but I like to gloss over the fact that Scream 2 does a lot of the legwork when it comes to developing the characters of Dewey, Gale, and especially Sidney.
Without 2, 3 just isn’t that effective when it comes to giving Sidney her long deserved peace. Without 2, the way we see Sidney’s return in 4 & 5 doesn’t hit as hard. All of the Scream movies owe something to Scream 2 in the same way they owe something to the original Scream. I think I’ve come to a new point of view when it comes to the Scream franchise: maybe there is no bad entry. Maybe none of them have to be the worst. Each one interlinks with the others in their own unique way.
And even though I doubt I will ever really love Scream 2, it has an undeniable strength in its character writing that permeates throughout the whole franchise. And that at the very least keeps it from being the worst Scream film.
Editorials
The Halloween Franchise Peaked With H20 Here’s Why
I’m going to begin this conversation with a sort of insane thought. Halloween as a franchise maybe should have ended with its first film.
That’s not to say there’s no value in the Halloween films. Much to the contrary, I like the first three films a lot. I recommend Halloween 3: Season of the Witch to people an annoying amount; I even try to watch it a few times every October to keep the vibes up. And as you already know from clicking on this article, I enjoy Halloween H20: 20 Years Later quite a bit.
I’ve even softened up on the Rob Zombie remake duology over the years. I don’t like them, but it’s like getting flowers, I can still appreciate them. However, Halloween, as a series, has long suffered from its own success. And sometimes, it feels like it’s just going to keep suffering.
HALLOWEEN’S FIRST BOLD CHOICE AFTER 16 YEARS OF WAITING
It’s easy to forget that John Carpenter’s original Halloween was effectively the Paranormal Activity of its time. Flipping a cool $70 million and change off of a $300,000 budget, it has had a genuinely immeasurable impact on the cinematic landscape and how horror films are made.
For some, that’s a bad thing. Notoriously, my beloved 3rd entry in the franchise was considered a hard misstep by audiences. Everyone knows the story; the resounding “Where’s Michael?” response to the third entry gunned down Carpenter’s desires to turn Halloween into an anthology series. So, after going into hiding for 5 years, Halloween 4 continued the story of Michael in 1988.
And then it just kept going.
As the years went on, it became progressively harder and harder to innovate, resulting in some very odd plotlines and tones. Which is why Halloween H20 is where the franchise peaked. Because it had a rare essence to it. It had guts.
It was willing to actually kill the series once and for all, even if it was impossible to do so.
EVIL DOESN’T DIE TONIGHT, THE CONTRACT SAYS SO
Before David Gordon Green’s reboot trilogy brought Laurie back as a Sarah Connor style badass, H20’s pre-production had reinvented Strode to usher in the 20th anniversary of the first film. She went from a resilient young woman into a traumatized survivor running from her past.
The original concept for Halloween H20 involved a substance abusing Laurie Strode trying to get clean so she could die with dignity against an escaped Michael. In a turn of events, she would find the will to live and kill him once and for all. It was a concept Jamie Lee Curtis was passionate about, understandably so. Laurie wasn’t the first final girl, but she was the codifier for that ideal, in a way Jess Bradford and Sally Hardesty before her weren’t. It would have made for a harrowing exploration of what was debatably the most important final girl ever.
That isn’t what happened.
There is an infamous video from a Q&A panel with Jamie Lee Curtis where she explains that the blame for Michael surviving H20 lies primarily with one man: the late great Moustapha Akkad. Akkad was famous for his business acumen, but that desire to see the Halloween franchise make bankroll had ultimately stolen away Laurie’s triumphant victory over Michael.
You see, Akkad had written a clause into the contracts surrounding the film. A clause that she could not, in no uncertain terms, kill Michael Myers. Michael would live, no matter what Laurie did. But thanks to the meddling mind of Scream creator Kevin Williamson, who had been brought on to work on the screenplay for H20, Laurie did get her vengeance in a way.
LAURIE STRODES RETURN DONE RIGHT
The actual H20 follows Laurie Strode in hiding years after Halloween 2, ignoring the events of the sequels. She’s the headmistress of a boarding school, living under a fake name far from Haddonfield with her son. But still, she can’t let go of that Halloween night. She sees Michael’s face, The Shape, everywhere. She can barely stomach talking about what happened. But when Michael kills Dr. Loomis, nurse Marion Chambers, and then finds her, Laurie is forced to face her greatest fear once and for all.
And she does. After a prolonged chase and fight on the grounds of the school, she refuses to let a wounded Michael be taken into custody. Stealing a cop’s gun and an ambulance, Laurie runs Michael off a cliff and pins him against a tree with the vehicle. She shares a brief moment with him, inscrutable eyes reflecting Michael’s. They could be expressing a number of possible emotions. Is it empathy? Hatred? Pity? Fear leaving her for the final time?
Regardless of what it is, she’s done feeling it. With a hefty swing, she decapitates him with a fire axe, ending Michael for the last time. It’s over.
Roll credits. Audience cheers. The world is healing.
AND THEN HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION HAPPENS
Yes, and then Halloween: Resurrection happens. Laurie is killed in the first few minutes, revealing that Michael pulled the old bamboozle switcheroonie in the previous film. She had actually just killed an ambulance driver that Michael had put the mask on. Williamson’s trick of making both Laurie and the audience believe they had killed Michael worked. But that same trick curled a finger on the monkey’s paw and led to what is definitively the worst film in the franchise.
A proto-internet streamer subplot. The kid from Smart House is there for some reason. Busta Rhymes hits Michael Myers with the Charlie Murphy front kick from that one Dave Chappelle sketch about Rick James.
Roll credits. The audience boos. Everyone who spent money on it feels like they’re being stamped to death by horses.
HALLOWEEN AS A FRANCHISE IS TERRIFIED OF ENDINGS
And this is why I say that Halloween H20 is probably the best we’re going to get out of the series, maybe ever. It is a series that, at its core, has had producers terrified of endings since even Halloween 2. Carpenter never intended there to be a sequel, or any follow ups for that matter. That was mostly the work of producer Irwin Yablans, who pushed hard to continue the story of Michael. And then, eventually, it was the work of every other producer who demanded they milk Halloween for all its worth.
H20 is a film that is antithetical to that idea. When watched as intended, ignoring Resurrection, it’s fantastic. As the end of Laurie and Michael’s story, one that shows evil is weak without fear to bolster it, it is pretty much the perfect finale. Hot off the heels of Scream’s success in 1996, H20 is often talked about as an attempt to cash in on the meta-horror craze of the 90s and early 2000s. The way people discuss it, you would think it was supposed to be a tongue-in-cheek slasher that made fun of itself and Halloween’s legacy. But in reality, aside from its humor, it ends up being quite reflective and thoughtful of that legacy.
It’s not spiteful of the films that came before it because it ends by tricking the audience. It’s what that trick represents, boldly spitting in the eye of Halloween being held prisoner for money. Mocking Halloween being stuck in an eternal cycle of rinsing and repeating the same events. It doesn’t care about franchising or longevity; it cares about telling a good story and letting its hero rest. It’s respectful to Carpenter’s creation in a way that other attempts to continue the series simply weren’t.
H20 TELLS AN ENDING, HALLOWEEN ENDS TRIES TO SELL YOU ONE
It begs the question: why does H20 work here in how it ends the series, but Halloween Ends doesn’t?
All of Ends biggest issues stem from the fact that, unlike H20, it’s trying to sell you an ending instead of making one that feels right. The maudlin closer it gives doesn’t feel real. It doesn’t feel true to the Laurie it shows us, or any other iteration of the character for that matter. It doesn’t feel genuinely emotional in any regard.
And that’s because Ends as a whole doesn’t have the spirit that H20 does. Ends is, first and foremost, a highlight reel reminding you of how cool Halloween is instead of understanding why any of its previous entries were effective. From its marketing to its incredibly clunky climax, it feels like it’s an advertisement for never letting go of Halloween, even when it should have been done a while ago. And that’s just the wrong lesson to leave on.
JANET LEIGH’S CAMEO IN H20 SPEAKS VOLUMES
Halloween H20 has a pretty famous cameo from Janet Leigh in it, an OG scream queen and the real-life mother of Jamie Lee Curtis. In it, they have a heart-to-heart as fictional characters Laurie Strode and Norma Watson. It’s made more impactful when you realize it was Leigh’s penultimate film performance, and her final performance in a horror film.
The moment serves as a cute in-joke on their real-life relationship, but more than that, it foreshadows the film’s ending. Norma urges Laurie to move past her fear, to relish her future as a survivor instead of being caught up in the past and reliving the same night over and over again.
I find this scene even more poignant now, seeing how neatly it reflects on what has happened to Halloween as a franchise in the years since the original, and especially since H20. It’s a series that got stuck in trying to continue the same story and just got progressively worse at it. In some way, it feels like it’s urging us to make a choice. No matter how deep a legacy of fear may be, it must come to an end at some point. There is no need to cling to the same stories over and over. We can enjoy them for what they are without returning to them.
No matter what the future of the Halloween franchise is, only a viewer themselves can choose where the story ends. It doesn’t matter how many times the studio brings him back, you have to make the choice. Only you decide when it ends. And for my money, H20 is the best ending you can ask for.


