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The Resident Evil Movies, Ranked

Ranking the Resident Evil live-action movies starring Milla Jovovich! From the thrilling Afterlife to the lackluster Final Chapter, see why this zombie franchise shines with continuity and action, perfect for horror fans seeking fun.

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This might be a surprising concept, but Resident Evil is one of the most robust zombie movie franchises out there. Especially in terms of continuity, it has all the competition beat, considering the fact that each installment of George Romero’s zombie movies or the Italian Zombie franchise have next to nothing to do with one another. To the point that one of the Zombie movies is technically a sequel to Dawn of the Dead.

So, it’s time to face facts. Resident Evil is where it’s at if you’re looking for a zombie movie franchise, for better or for worse (for better if you’re looking to have fun, for worse if you’re looking for a zombie franchise that is 100% about zombies and doesn’t constantly distract itself with other types of mutants and monsters and whatnot). As the resident ranker of things here at Horror Press, I’m here to rank every last Resident Evil. I mean, every last live-action movie. I mean, every last live-action movie that stars Milla Jovovich as the indefatigable Alice. Look, we’ve got to draw the line somewhere. Between video games and animated movies and reboots and television shows, this franchise is simply too sprawling to be wrangled if we don’t set some ground rules.

Ranking All the Mainline Resident Evil Movies

#6 Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)

This movie is the last in the continuity and the last in our hearts. It’s full of little fan service moments, which can be very fun, but the exact fans it is servicing sure aren’t me, because nothing it dredges up from the past movies is treated with any kind of respect. Including the cliffhanger ending of the previous installment. The ending of Retribution promises that we are about to see the most epic battle in the entire franchise, and this one (presumably in a cost-cutting move) opens with that battle already having been concluded.

So basically it starts with a big wet fart and then proceeds to tell a choppily edited story that is too busy and loud to really allow you to take a beat and indulge in its best moments.

#5 Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)

Retribution might be the second-lowest in the ranking, but there is a wide gulf between it and The Final Chapter. This installment absolutely has its moments, especially when it comes to its main setting, an Umbrella Corporation facility that recreates different urban and suburban environments from around the world. It’s basically a twisted Epcot Center, and it allows for some very cool action setpieces.

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Unfortunately, this facility is really only a core feature of less than half of the runtime. And the rest of the movie isn’t quite up to the task of buoying itself, especially because the supporting cast is among the most stilted of the franchise and the editing among its most frenetic.

#4 Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)

This is Resident Evil in Mad Max drag, and for that reason it is a very fun movie. It is also a very stupid movie, and only half the time in a way that is satisfying to watch. But it’s easy to forget every last quibble you’ve had with it when you’re watching Alice tromp around in her glorious “dystopian Barbarella” garters + duster costume.

#3 Resident Evil (2002)

And here we arrive at the original movie! This is how you know it’s a franchise worth ranking. When a series is spawned from an iconic, well-regarded classic, it’s hard to ever rank the first movie anywhere but No. 1. Halloween? Jaws? Psycho? Ranking any sequel or remake up top is close to heresy. But it also makes writing such a list much less interesting.

Meanwhile, 2002’s Resident Evil doesn’t aim to be a classic or well-regarded. It just wants to have fun, explore the rhetorical and artistic value of how hot Milla Jovovich is, and be very 2002 while it does both of these things. It accomplishes all of these goals, in spades. It’s certainly a success, but some of the movies that followed simply did more interesting things. This is especially true when it comes to zombies, considering the fact that the first movie is isolated to a single underground facility and only hints at the very interesting wider world around it.

#2 Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)

Resident Evil goes outside! This is a huge expansion on the original movie, following through – more or less – on the promise made by the ending of the first film. It’s apocalyptic on a much broader scale, even though it is still limited to a single cityscape rather than a single underground facility. It’s also a hell of a lot of fun, with majorEscape from New York but with mutant monsters” vibes.

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#1 Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

Maybe this is where my personal bias comes in, but part of the reason this one is so gosh darn fun is the fact that it actually operates like a zombie movie. While the assorted non-zombie mutants and monsters featured here do fit the narrative in an unusually satisfying way for the franchise (both in terms of its themes and the flow of events), this is the movie where the core story could most fit into a George Romero universe. Here we follow Alice and her newest hangers-on as they hole up in a prison while they attempt to find a way to survive long-term and escape to greener pastures.

It somehow has the gumption to be an actual character drama in the middle of a video game movie franchise where the priorities are action, action, and action, in that order. Speaking of… The action sequences here are, of course, pretty sweet as well. That coin gun sequence? Glorious. It’s the best of all worlds.

Brennan Klein is a millennial who knows way more about 80's slasher movies than he has any right to. He's a former host of the  Attack of the Queerwolf podcast and a current senior movie/TV news writer at Screen Rant. You can also find his full-length movie reviews on Alternate Ending and his personal blog Popcorn Culture. Follow him on Twitter or Letterboxd, if you feel like it.

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Southern Black Gothic Films and Where To Find Them

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When I think of Gothic horror, I typically imagine haunted and decaying castles, ghosts from the past, and arguments of morality. The colors are usually dark, often cool-toned,  and shadowy. Part of this might be due to German Impressionism bleeding into classic American Horror films. Many of the early horror films naturally incorporated gothic elements such as fighting supernatural forces, big old houses, and religion. According to the New York Public Library, gothic fiction was established after Horace Walpole’s The Castle of Otranto was published in 1764. The subgenre was named after the gothic castles that were often featured in earlier gothic works, such as Frankenstein and Dracula.

The aesthetic of death and decay around Gothic horror is reinforced with retellings of the most impactful gothic tales. There are countless remakes and retellings of Dracula. We just saw a new adaptation of Frankenstein from Guillermo Del Toro within the last four months. Additionally, the Hammer films from the 50’s-70’s focused on Gothic stories and helped to bolster the box we tend to place the subgenre in.

Gothic Horror Turned Southern Black Gothic

It’s easy to associate the subgenre with dread and gloom inside a Victorian mansion. However, Gothic horror has evolved with the times. There might not be an old haunted castle, but there might be an abandoned school from the 80’s. The elements of dread and decay remain, but have spread to other eerie buildings or maybe a forest. The same themes of sanity (or losing one’s sanity), death, morality, and the supernatural are still being explored, but updated and expanded with time. Gothic horror has even branched off to have its own subgenres like Gothic romance, Southern Gothic, and Urban Gothic.

Being a southern girl, I am fascinated with the Southern Gothic flavor of the subgenre. Britannica characterizes Southern Gothic as stories set in the American South with elements of the macabre and grotesque. The stories frequently tie into American history, which is riddled with ghost stories and tragedy, especially in the South. Many of the classic Gothic stories are set in Europe and take place over 100 years ago, so they feel distant to me. I haven’t been to a single decaying castle, but I have been to plenty of plantations.

Southern Gothic horror brings gloom and doom, but the color palette feels warmer. The terrors feel close to home. Black Southern Gothic films take a step closer to my heart by shifting the subgenre to a Black lens. The movies can feel like warm hugs, although they often explore America’s very dark past and present. Here are some excellent Black Southern Gothic Films you should watch right now!

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Southern Black Gothic Films and Where To Stream Them

Sinners (2025)

Where to Stream: HBO Max

The world is going to have to pry Sinners from my cold, dead hands! It follows two brothers who come back home to start a business. It takes place in Clarksdale, Mississippi. The movie is dripping in Blues and Black history while incorporating so many Gothic horror elements. Instead of a big haunted Victorian house, there’s a juke joint with an implied violent past. The building is foreboding and dark against the sunny sky. The inside is old and worn. Before anything supernatural plays out, the brothers mention how they will handle the very real threat of violence from the Klan. Sinners also displays how poverty affected people and what it could drive them to do.

Religion also plays a big part in the story. We start and end the movie at church. The discussion of music and the devil is very prevalent in Black churches. Christianity isn’t the only religion included. I love the use of folk magic and the idea of “the other side.” If Sinners didn’t have enough Gothic flavor, it adds a supernatural threat with Remmick. Sinners is a must-see film!

Read our review of Sinners here!

Sugar Hill (1974)

Where to Stream: Tubi & Pluto

A lot of people might not think about Sugar Hill (1974) when they’re thinking about Gothic horror. It’s one of the first movies that comes to mind when I think of Blaxploitation films, but it has plenty of Gothic elements. The story follows Diana “Sugar” Hill as she seeks revenge on the men who killed her man. Sugar Hill takes place in Texas, AND there is an old dark house. We don’t spend a lot of time in the house, but when Sugar walks through the webs and dust, it feels like it’s straight out of a classic Gothic horror movie. She ends up going through the woods, and eventually, the dead begin to rise from the ground. It is a scene full of death and decay, and the zombies slowly rise (and I mean slowly) for revenge.

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There’s also a taste of religion with Baron Samedi from Haitian Vodou. As Sugar gets her revenge, she encounters plenty of racism along the way, because is it really American without a little racism? If you’re in the mood for something fun, Sugar Hill is the way to go.

Spell (2020)

Where to Stream: Amazon Prime

Spell crept under the radar because it was released during the pandemic. The film follows Marquis (Omari Hardwick) after a plane crash in the Kentucky Appalachians, which lands him in the care of Ms. Eloise (Loretta Devine). Spell displays the use of folk magic for sinister reasons. In place of the decaying castle, there’s an isolated farmhouse creaking with age. Marquis quickly learns that his caretaker has sinister plans. He recognizes her magic, because he grew up in the area.  He denounced parts of his culture that end up being integral to his salvation. As Marquis tries to escape, he tours all of the shadowy parts of the old dark house to keep the Gothic flavor intact. There are also some NASTY foot scenes that bring the grotesqueness to the screen.

Beloved (1998)

Where to Stream: VOD

Beloved is such a haunting movie. It follows Sethe, who lives with her daughter, after she takes in an old friend. A new stranger appears in the trio’s life, and strange things begin to happen. First of all, read Beloved by Toni Morrison! It is a great book, but a heavy story. While the story takes place in Ohio, which is above the Mason-Dixon line, the ghosts from the past have moved north with Sethe. Beloved demonstrates the dark decisions people will make to escape the circumstances of enslavement. The wailing ghosts are a classic staple. The dreadful atmosphere keeps you feeling uneasy. In many ways, Beloved feels like a classic Gothic horror film. It has an isolated haunted house, a ghost from the past, and discussions of morality.

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Eve’s Bayou (1997)

Where to Stream: Peacock, AMC+, Shudder

I usually have to come out swinging in order to prove that Eve’s Bayou is a horror movie in the first place. There are ghosts, people die, and people use dark magic. That’s enough for me! Eve’s Bayou centers on the Baptiste family and their turmoil. The sound of the swamp and nature is woven throughout the film. This movie feels so much like home that it feels like a grandmother’s prayer. I can nearly smell the summer air. The brightness, humor, and youth in the film are contrasted by the constant fear of loss that drives many of the characters’ actions.

There’s an entire plot point that involves the mom, Roz, keeping her kids inside, because their clairvoyant auntie saw a deadly vision. One of the most haunting scenes is when Mozelle tells the story of her curse and the fate of her husbands. It feels surreal and sad, but it still has the warmth of a southern summer. You can see her telling the story while it plays out in the mirror. Her voice is doubled with the voices of her past lovers, making the monologue more eerie. This movie is Black horror homework.

Wake (2010)

Where to Stream: YouTube

If you don’t have much time, Wake is only 20 minutes long, and it’s free on YouTube! The story follows a woman, after the death of her father, who uses rootwork to get what she wants, and she wants a man. The use of folk magic and the consequences of practicing but not understanding the magic almost plays out like a warning. Wake touches on repression and how far one would go to be free themselves. It also shows how societal standards can be a prison that people put themselves in. There’s a supernatural force, and an old house, two of the primary ingredients of Gothic horror. It is an underseen, but readily available, Southern Gothic film.

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If you already enjoy Gothic horror, now is a great time to explore Black Southern Gothic films. The dark themes blend well with the warm hues. Although the dive into American history can feel heavy, it’s worth the weight. These are stories that need to be told.

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8 Horror Movies That Are Red Flags When Dating Men

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‘Tis February, and because of 2025’s Heart Eyes, we now celebrate Valentine’s Day. While many outlets are going to list romantic horror movies featuring the ultimate horror couples, we’re doing something different at Horror Press. We’re highlighting horror movie red flags. That way, you don’t waste your time this Hallmark season with duds who watch crap. These movies are grounds for automatic swipes to the left and leaving messages on read. Read this list to see the ultimate film filter to help you focus on more sustainable hookups, dates, and cuffing season partners.

8 Horror Movies That Are Dating Red Flags

A Serbian Film (2010)

An old pornstar agrees to do an art film only to discover it’s a snuff film. A Serbian Film is possibly the reddest of the red flags. The pedophilia and necrophilia make it a hard watch, so anyone who revisits it often should probably raise all your alarms. We try not to judge people, but this is definitely a title that will get you some bombastic side eye if you try to bring it to movie night. Would definitely not recommend spending the night after being shown this hellish title.

Any Eli Roth Movie

They’re all the same, and that’s why Eli Roth movies are the free space on this red flag bingo board. Whether it’s taking place in a cabin, a hostel, or during Thanksgiving, there is something inherently gross about a Roth film. I need a shower whenever some guy tries to convince me Roth has made any movies of note. Only people who want to be ghosted are suggesting these movies, and you should respect their wishes this February. 

Alone in the Dark (2005)

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A paranormal investigator looks into mysterious events that connect to his past. There is nothing nice to say about this Uwe Boll movie. It’s actually one of the few movies where I can’t even count on the design team when searching for compliments. While Christian Slater, Tara Reid, and Stephen Dorff have the misfortune of being the faces we associate with this shit fest, I’m not even letting the colorist and craft service off for their parts in this dud. When we talk about how we all love an occasional bad movie, no one means this one. This makes Alone in the Dark a red flag and alerts you that someone might not have taste.

Fear Street: Prom Queen (2025)

A 1988 prom queen race turns deadly when a killer begins slaying the candidates. Fear Street: Prom Queen is another huge red flag because it has no redeeming qualities. People who like this movie are being contrarians and should immediately lose the right to recommend movies. From the lack of energy to the unserious kills, there is no reason to swipe right on anyone pretending this movie is good. Save yourself some time and probably more ridiculously bad watches and shut it down immediately. 

I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)

When a Fourth of July Prank goes wrong, someone dies, and their friend circle finds themselves stalked by a mysterious figure. No matter what we think of any other installment/iteration of this story, this one is the worst. This is not my franchise, but this steep decline in quality is not like the others. Anyone who likes this movie is a walking red flag and possibly the most chaotic individual you have ever met.

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Men (2022)

A woman heads to the English countryside to work through trauma and discovers more horrors are awaiting her. Men should have been my last straw with Alex Garland. However, I am a damn fool and suffered through Civil War, too. Which is why I can confidently say most Garland films are a red flag for me, but Men specifically underscores all of my problems with his work. If someone likes this movie, I will need them to explain it to me like I am five years old.

Skinamarink (2022)

Two kids wake up in the middle of the night and find that all of their doors and windows are gone. Skinamarink is the embodiment of “Girl, What?” The grainy footage gives many people headaches, and too much time is dedicated to the ceiling. Listening to people suggest watching it in closets, under blankets, with headphones to fully “get it” is weird and extremely unsexy. Which is why the movie and the people forcing the mood onto it are all red flags. I don’t want to kink shame but if someone is that into ceilings then maybe we’re not a good match.

Red Christmas (2016)

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A family Christmas Eve gathering is interrupted by a killer seeking revenge. I cannot think of a bigger red flag than an anti-choice Christmas movie. I like my horror to be on the correct side of feminism, and this mess feels gross from a distance. That’s why this Dee Wallace title is a huge red flag and a festive horror mood killer. I know people like to talk about the great kills in this movie, but I insist on not hooking up with guys who like this one. If for no other reason, it probably tells you where they land on Roe v. Wade and we do not have time for that.

So these are some horror red flags from our team to your group chats. Now you can’t say no one warned you about the Eli Roth filmbros, or A Serbian Film fanatics.

Happy hookups and potential dating now that you know what to be on the lookout for! Never forget that it’s okay to swipe left, force close the app, and watch better horror movies than the ones listed above.

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