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The Resident Evil Movies, Ranked

Ranking the Resident Evil live-action movies starring Milla Jovovich! From the thrilling Afterlife to the lackluster Final Chapter, see why this zombie franchise shines with continuity and action, perfect for horror fans seeking fun.

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This might be a surprising concept, but Resident Evil is one of the most robust zombie movie franchises out there. Especially in terms of continuity, it has all the competition beat, considering the fact that each installment of George Romero’s zombie movies or the Italian Zombie franchise have next to nothing to do with one another. To the point that one of the Zombie movies is technically a sequel to Dawn of the Dead.

EDIT: This article was updated in September to include newer entries in the Resident Evil franchise.

So, it’s time to face facts. Resident Evil is where it’s at if you’re looking for a zombie movie franchise, for better or for worse (for better if you’re looking to have fun, for worse if you’re looking for a zombie franchise that is 100% about zombies and doesn’t constantly distract itself with other types of mutants and monsters and whatnot). As the resident ranker of things here at Horror Press, I’m here to rank every last Resident Evil. I mean, every last live-action movie. Look, we’ve got to draw the line somewhere. Between video games and animated movies and reboots and television shows, this franchise is simply too sprawling to be wrangled if we don’t set some ground rules.

Ranking All the Live-Action Resident Evil Movies

#8 Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)

This movie is the last in the continuity and the last in our hearts. It’s full of little fan service moments, which can be very fun, but the exact fans it is servicing sure aren’t me, because nothing it dredges up from the past movies is treated with any kind of respect. Including the cliffhanger ending of the previous installment. The ending of Retribution promises that we are about to see the most epic battle in the entire franchise, and this one (presumably in a cost-cutting move) opens with that battle already having been concluded.

So basically it starts with a big wet fart and then proceeds to tell a choppily edited story that is too busy and loud to really allow you to take a beat and indulge in its best moments.

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#7 Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)

Retribution might be the second-lowest in the ranking, but there is a wide gulf between it and The Final Chapter. This installment absolutely has its moments, especially when it comes to its main setting, an Umbrella Corporation facility that recreates different urban and suburban environments from around the world. It’s basically a twisted Epcot Center, and it allows for some very cool action setpieces.

Unfortunately, this facility is really only a core feature of less than half of the runtime. And the rest of the movie isn’t quite up to the task of buoying itself, especially because the supporting cast is among the most stilted of the franchise and the editing among its most frenetic.

#6 Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)

This is Resident Evil in Mad Max drag, and for that reason it is a very fun movie. It is also a very stupid movie, and only half the time in a way that is satisfying to watch. But it’s easy to forget every last quibble you’ve had with it when you’re watching Alice tromp around in her glorious “dystopian Barbarella” garters + duster costume.

#5 Resident Evil (2002)

And here we arrive at the original movie! This is how you know it’s a franchise worth ranking. When a series is spawned from an iconic, well-regarded classic, it’s hard to ever rank the first movie anywhere but No. 1. Halloween? Jaws? Psycho? Ranking any sequel or remake up top is close to heresy. But it also makes writing such a list much less interesting.

Meanwhile, 2002’s Resident Evil doesn’t aim to be a classic or well-regarded. It just wants to have fun, explore the rhetorical and artistic value of how hot Milla Jovovich is, and be very 2002 while it does both of these things. It accomplishes all of these goals, in spades. It’s certainly a success, but some of the movies that followed simply did more interesting things. This is especially true when it comes to zombies, considering the fact that the first movie is isolated to a single underground facility and only hints at the very interesting wider world around it.

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#4 Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)

Resident Evil goes outside! This is a huge expansion on the original movie, following through – more or less – on the promise made by the ending of the first film. It’s apocalyptic on a much broader scale, even though it is still limited to a single cityscape rather than a single underground facility. It’s also a hell of a lot of fun, with major “Escape from New York but with mutant monsters” vibes.

#3 Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

Maybe this is where my personal bias comes in, but part of the reason this one is so gosh darn fun is the fact that it actually operates like a zombie movie. While the assorted non-zombie mutants and monsters featured here do fit the narrative in an unusually satisfying way for the franchise (both in terms of its themes and the flow of events), this is the movie where the core story could most fit into a George Romero universe. Here we follow Alice and her newest hangers-on as they hole up in a prison while they attempt to find a way to survive long-term and escape to greener pastures.

It somehow has the gumption to be an actual character drama in the middle of a video game movie franchise where the priorities are action, action, and action, in that order. Speaking of… The action sequences here are, of course, pretty sweet as well. That coin gun sequence? Glorious. It’s the best of all worlds.

#2 Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)

I recognize that this is probably the most controversial of my opinions in this article. But Welcome to Raccoon City is fun as hell! Director Johannes Roberts is wearing his The Strangers: Prey at Night hat here. That means Raccoon City’s pumped full of apocalyptic atmosphere and it’s actually attempting to be a horror movie. That’s something the previous six films never did for more than a few seconds at a time. The pitch-dark zombie fight where the action is only lit by muzzle flashes is particularly intense.

#1 Resident Evil (2026)

Zach Cregger’s Resident Evil is the best of the bunch by about 18 country miles. Cregger has solved the biggest issue with the film franchise by narrowing the focus considerably. Most of the other movies feature zombies and mutants spilling out over one another. There’s simply too many ingredients, and the movies often get too frenetic and distracted. Here, the zombie virus and the mutant element are functionally the same thing. While there are variations on how it affects its victims, there is one coherent menace here. This is perfect, considering the fact that this movie is essentially a one-hander.

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Brennan Klein is a millennial who knows way more about 80's slasher movies than he has any right to. He's a former host of the  Attack of the Queerwolf podcast and a current senior movie/TV news writer at Screen Rant. You can also find his full-length movie reviews on Alternate Ending and his personal blog Popcorn Culture. Follow him on Twitter or Letterboxd, if you feel like it.

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10 Best Vampire Anime Every Horror Fan Should Watch

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I’m not too proud to admit it: Horror Press is severely lacking in anime coverage. Among the hundreds of articles I’ve written, I have one singular editorial talking about an anime, and that’s my highlight on The Summer Hikaru Died. I stand by that article, but it’s ridiculous that it’s the only one. Not a single Wicked City, Akira, or Perfect Blue review to be found for miles. And of all the oversights, how have we not talked about the best vampire anime?

Among horror anime, there’s a long and storied history with vampires. From The Vampyre and Carmilla to Egger’s Nosferatu today, we can’t get enough of the bloodsucking freaks (all due respect to bloodsucking freaks). It’s a morbid fixation that carries between cultures seamlessly and especially has a home in Japanese animated media.

10 Best Vampire Anime You Need to Watch

So, is it at all surprising that some of the best anime out there are films and TV shows about vampires? This article is a watch guide for the very best you can find. Not all of them are horror, but all of them are banger shows and movies with vampires at the center of them, and definitely worth the watch.

Some of them might be harder to find than others, especially our older offerings on the list. They’re scattered across the dark continent of the internet thanks to a lack of streaming releases and even worse physical media opportunities to enjoy them. But I have the utmost confidence in the beautiful fans of Horror Press and their meaty brains when I say you’ll find them with a little digging (and maybe a lot of piracy).

Honorable Mention: Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

Now, the vast majority of Hirohiko Araki’s iconic manga and anime Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is, in fact, not about vampires. It’s about Stand Users, serial killers with hand fetishes, becoming a Gang-star, plankton women, and having crazy custom cowboy grills. And I don’t have time to explain any of that, so hopefully you got those references.

But it’s fundamental first three series (Phantom Blood, Battle Tendency, and Stardust Crusaders) have vampiric menaces very much front and center for the famous Shonen anime. It all begins with a mysterious stone mask, the artifact that finalizes the fall of the hateful Dio Brando, turning him from a sociopathic human into an absolute, literal monster that haunts the entire series and the Joestar bloodline going forward. He’s one of the most iconic anime villains of all time; three non-consecutive wins for the Player Hater of the Year award is no easy feat. He might even be the most iconic villain on this list, and that’s saying something.

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That’s not even touching on the Pillar Men of Battle Tendency, the souped-up primordial vampiric humanoids who invented the Stone Masks and put Joseph Joestar through his paces in Part 2. It would feel wrong to talk about anime vampires and not give them a namedrop, so consider this the unofficial 11th entry on the list.

Castlevania & Castlevania: Nocturne

The show that put Netflix’s animated programming back on the map, Castlevania and its sequel series Nocturne are only this low on the list because of how immensely popular they are. If you’re reading this in search of new vein ripping, fang sinking television to watch, you’ve probably already seen one of these two outrageously entertaining video game adaptations on your own.

If you haven’t, the premise goes as follows: as a vengeful Dracula casts a demonic army across the lands of Wallachia for killing his human bride, chaos and darkness reign. The final member of the noble monster slaying Belmont family, Trevor, is forced to fight back with the help of a mage and the vampire’s own son. Nocturne then follows Richter, fighting to stop the ascendancy of a vampire messiah during the French Revolution. It gets bonus points for being a loose adaptation of my personal favorite Castlevania game, Castlevania: Rondo of Blood.

As someone who watched Castlevania when it was released but was late to the party on Nocturne, I can now confidently say that both shows are fantastic thanks to some spot-on casting and solid story. And more importantly, you won’t regret finishing Castlevania, since it’s one of the rare Netflix offerings that doesn’t shoot itself in the foot repeatedly with awful writing and a terrible ending.

Hellsing Ultimate

Integra Hellsing sits at the head of a secret society called the Hellsing Organization, a monster hunting group founded by her ancestor Abraham Van Hellsing. When their compound is assaulted by a mysterious and well-funded enemy group called Millennium, Integra pulls her trump card as she sets out to destroy them: enlisting the oldest surviving vampire, Alucard, who has sworn fealty to the Hellsing bloodline after being staked by Abraham long ago.

If you were looking for edge sharper than this, you’re really not going to find it. As the regent of what I would call the vampsploitation sub-genre, Hellsing Ultimate is really nasty. And I mean nasty by horror standards. It’s through and through a splatterfest more interested in its sanguine and ultraviolent vibes than it is a great story. It gets those vibes, trust.

Hundreds of occult nazis getting blasted and torn apart, an immortal quantum cat boy who gets the Itchy and Scratchy treatment whenever he shows up, and the regular use of monofilament wires as weapons should tell you what this show is about. It’s absurd, and its writing is kind of bad. But damned if it isn’t fun to watch in a really sleazy, grindhouse sort of way.

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Karin

This rare slice of life vampire anime also brings one of the most fun to watch vampires on the list. It’s a comedy of errors one would expect from the genre mashup; the classic foibles of a creature of the night doing damage control and trying to fit in among the mortals. The show follows Karin of the Maaka Family, a noble line of eccentric vampires living in a mansion in rural Japan.

While her eccentric, Addams Family-esque household sleeps by day, she walks among the living. Because Karin hasn’t fully transformed yet: she’s a reverse vampire who plays the role of “blood maker” rather than blood taker. She’s immune to sunlight and generates a high-pressure buildup of blood that causes profuse, geyser-like nosebleeds. As she tries to become the vampire her family wants her to be, she juggles love and life as a far from normal high schooler.

The show excels when it maximizes its sitcom potential and plays up the tropes of the genre (the arc where Karin’s evil twin grandmother appears and causes havoc is particularly enjoyable). It’s rough around the edges with all its fanservice and crude humor, like most early 2000s anime from smaller studios, but as a standalone season of television it’s hard not to find quick and charming.

Night Warriors: Darkstalker’s Revenge

This one is for all the fighting game fans out there whose niche series haven’t gotten an entry in a decade. The Darkstalkers OVA is, like Castlevania, based on a video game franchise of the same name. Also released under the name Vampire Hunter: The Animated Series, this four-parter is best consumed in marathon format, as its just under three-hour runtime is run at a brisk and breakneck pace filled with action.

The show drops us directly into a war between creatures of the night, known as “darkstalkers”, and their human victims. But as a vampire-led faction on a sunless earth comes into conflict with a succubus-led faction operating from the Demon World, another party enters the mix: a mysterious force of ancient alien robots that seek to destroy everyone, monster or human. The Darkstalkers are forced to band together as the approach of the robots’ maker, Pyron, spells doom for them all.

The Darkstalkers games are best known for their very expressive and animated sprites, and the very iconic move sets of their characters. The show captures that high energy feeling, and many of the animations from the game, perfectly. It leans very much more on the “Saturday morning cartoons and cereal” side of the spectrum, but if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind setting with some truly wild character designs, this is your show.

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Nightwalker: The Midnight Detective

Not at all meant to be confused with the previous entry on this list; similar names, unfortunate, I know. This jazzy supernatural anime from 1997 follows the titular private detective, Shido Tatsuhiko. He’s a vampiric demon who hunts other demons with his human friends, hoping to find some redemption and piece together his muddled past life.

And if that sounds familiar, it’s because this is basically the anime version of the Buffy spin-off show Angel before Angel was even a thing; it predates the Whedon project by two years. Unlike Angel, however, Shido is pure 90’s anime silliness. It’s a distillation of popular tropes from the era with a classic, gritty animation style to match. Those who loved the cyberpunk miniseries Cyber City Oedo 808 will find this show a kindred spirit thanks to the pseudo sci-fi vibes and the monster of the week set up. Just a tad less dramatic, and a bit campier.

A smooth-talking but tortured anime protagonist making weapons out of his own blood fast-tracked this to being high on the list for me, because I love corny concepts played straight. Hopefully, once you see this gem, you’ll understand the appeal instantly.

Mars Red

Now if there’s a vampire anime on this list that never really found its audience, it’s the highly underrated Mars Red. It’s based on a stage play by Bun-o Fujisawa, and despite my initial skepticism about stretching the material into 13 twenty-minute episodes, it actually flows wonderfully barring one or two pacing hiccups.

The year is 1923, and amidst the modernization of the Taisho era in Japan, vampires prowl the streets and infect unwitting targets. The government converts a task force of spies called Code Zero into a supernatural peacekeeping group as a response to a sharp rise in the vampire population. The trick up their sleeve? Harnessing stable, sane vampires as military assets and having them track down their rogue counterparts.

Despite the premise sounding action forward, the story of Mars Red is more of a supernatural mystery and drama. There is action, including some great swordfights, but it primarily uses the premise to explore the struggle of the characters rediscovering themselves and their humanity as cogs in an imperial machine. It’s chockful of literary dialogue backed by strong voice acting performances that remind you of its theatre roots. All in all, the ambiance and atmosphere of Mars Red is top notch.

Irina: The Vampire Cosmonaut

Another lesser-known anime from 2021, Irina: The Vampire Cosmonaut is a hard sell for a lot of people. A science fantasy romantic drama is already kind of pushing it. Making it an alternate history version of the Space Race between a faux United States and faux Soviet Russia is even more difficult to get people on board with.

The show centers on Irina, the Russian’s ace in the hole in trying to get a manned flight to space before the Americans do. Because vampires aren’t considered human and are feared by the general public, the risk of the mission is made permissible. Though Irina is initially thorny with her training supervisor Lev, she becomes fond of him slowly, and love blossoms between the two as mounting pressures from government figures seemingly attempt to pry them apart.

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It’s an utterly bizarre pitch to toss out, but Irina is a heater of a curveball. An effective and fun romance with hard sci-fi and historical elements, and a lot of heart. And with only 12 episodes, not a sliver of time is wasted. Irina: The Vampire Cosmonaut is so incredibly unique that it feels like a must watch among the droves of romantic anime out there.

Vampire Princess Miyu (1988)

Cards on the table: I used to wake up obscenely early in the morning to catch old Adult Swim reruns of Inuyasha as a kid, and YuYu Hakusho still stands as my GOAT among all Shonen anime. So, I have a certain fondness for those shows that tints my opinion of Vampire Princess Miyu. You can say it’s biased, but you can’t say this show isn’t great.

Another OVA on the list, this four-episode banger is an obvious pick for its brevity and eerie horror vibes. Shinma, ancient beings that are both god and monster, trap and kill Japan’s citizens with hallucinations so they can feed on their dreams and souls. But an ancient “guardian”, the dhampir Miyu, is determined to destroy them. For a price, of course: Miyu’s wage is the blood of the victims’ loved ones, who will be mentally trapped in a vision of a happier life as Miyu feeds on them.

It’s a rare tale of an anti-hero vampire that actually feels sinister and alien to humanity. Miyu also has a longer anime series adaptation, but you won’t catch me watching it any time soon. It doesn’t have nearly as compelling characters, feels generic in its atmosphere and style, and the animation quality of the OVA just blows the extended series out of the water like a torpedo. If you’re going to watch Vampire Princess Miyu, you might as well watch the best version.

Blood: The Last Vampire

A short, pulp action OVA from the creative minds of director Hiroyuki Kitakubo and writer Kenji Kamiyama, 2000’s Blood: The Last Vampire became popular enough to spawn a manga and two reboot series, each telling their own spin on the story. But really, nothing beats the original.

Saya, a sullen katana-wielding vampire slayer finds herself in the employ of the Japanese government. She soon tracks down a “chiropteran” infestation (bat-like humanoids wearing human skin) to an American military base and its nearby high school. Disguised as a high schooler, she finds herself having to protect the school’s nurse as she tries to contain the rapidly evolving threat of the bestial undead among the living.

The fusion of styles utilizing traditional animation, rotoscoping, and CGI throughout this is so seamless that it makes Blood a masterpiece from a technical standpoint. Though the story is really simple, its grim atmosphere and its characterization of Saya make it easy to understand where the desire to learn more about her came from. Blood: The Last Vampire has long sat as an essential piece of animation in the 2000s anime catalog, and for good reason since it’s still a killer short animation today.

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Vampire Hunter D & Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust

Rounding us out, you knew they’d be on the list. The science fantasy horror films that started it all for a lot of anime fans. These technically count as two separate features, but chances are if you’re going to watch one, you need to watch the other.

Thousands of years after a nuclear war, a ravaged Earth lies slowly dying. Its inheritors are the few unfortunate humans left alive and the warped creatures that hunt them. A gothic hunter-for-hire named D travels through the wastes to protect his wards from mutants, monsters, hostile humans, and aristocratic vampires. The last is his specialty, since D himself is a half vampire (lot of those on this list today).

It’s impossible not to fall in love with the aesthetic of Vampire Hunter D. It’s a gonzo fusion between Solomon Kane, classic Westerns, contemporary sci-fi novels of the era, and old Hammer Horror movies that you’re not going to find anywhere else. Eleven years now since the announcement of Vampire Hunter D: Resurrection, the long-awaited animated series is still trapped in development hell to the chagrin of many fans. But with the eternal popularity of its two film adaptations, the franchise penned by Hideyuki Kikuchi seems just like a real vampire: boasting lots of devoted adherents, and impossible to put down.

What Is the Best Vampire Anime for Horror Fans?

For horror fans, Vampire Hunter D and Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust are essential viewing, combining gothic vampires with post-apocalyptic science fiction, Westerns and classic Hammer Horror influences. Viewers looking for something considerably bloodier should try Hellsing Ultimate, while Vampire Princess Miyu offers eerie supernatural horror.

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The Entire [REC] Franchise, Ranked

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For Halloween season this year, Horror Press is taking you on a trip around the world of horror. No tour of international shockers would be complete without stopping by Spain for some tapas and found footage. The [REC] franchise had a short but robust run, spawning four Spanish movies and two American ones within seven years. It’s a unique cross-pollination of the zombie/rage virus and demonic possession subgenres, and it’s well worth a good, old-fashioned ranking.

The Entire [REC] Franchise Ranked

#6 Quarantine (2008)

I truly don’t know how they did it. 2007’s [REC] is a superb, terrifying movie. And its American remake, Quarantine, is essentially a shot-for-shot remake. Yet it lacks any of the potency of the original movie. The acting and the screenplay are flat, and the added material seems put in just for the sake of being different. Of course, adding anything unbalances the precisely calibrated pacing of the original movie. It makes an embarrassing hash of the material, from top to bottom.

#5 [REC] 4: Apocalipsis (2014)

Don’t ask me why the franchise abandoned the found footage approach in 2011. It makes no sense, but it’s definitely a bummer. Maybe they were just being lazy. That would certainly explain this boring, uninspired final installment. It originally seemed like [REC] 4 was going to be both a return to form and a major step forward. After all, it returned the franchise to its horror roots after a brief sojourn into horror-comedy. It brought back lead character Ángela Vidal (played by the impeccable Manuela Velasco). The subtitle (Apocalypse, in English) promised that the virus would be breaching quarantine. However, all they could think to do with this movie was stick Ángela on a ship. They have her run around a bit, then call it a day.

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#4 Quarantine 2: Terminal (2011)

Here’s where I admit my dark secret. I secretly quite like the cheap, direct-to-video Quarantine sequel. But don’t be fooled: It doesn’t deliver on the promise of its poster, which is “Quarantine on a plane.” The zombie movie does have some brief plane antics. However, the plane quickly makes an emergency landing so the movie can take place in a quarantined terminal. It’s a slightly less interesting setting, but it’s still unique for the franchise. By virtue of being an original story, it’s already more interesting than Quarantine itself. And it does find several genuinely frightening things to do with all those infected people running around in the dark.

#3 [REC] 3: Génesis (2012)

When it first came out, I hated [REC] 3. It’s hard to be a fan sometimes. Being super into a franchise means you come into a new installment loaded with baggage. And [REC] 3 really does everything in its power to piss you off if you loved the first two movies. It’s the first Spanish entry to abandon found footage. It’s also the first to abandon Ángela. Instead, it’s a prequel about a wedding being beset by the demonic rage virus. And yes, this is the fabled horror-comedy installment. How this happened, I’ll never know. You simply can’t look at those taut, terrifying original movies and say “yeah, injecting comedy won’t give people whiplash.”

However, if you approach [REC] 3 as an unrelated movie that’s very much doing its own thing, the pain eases. Taken on its own terms, it’s even quite fun. I mean, we all love a woman in a wedding dress destroying the hell out of horror villains. They made two Ready or Not movies, after all. If you think of it as the Spanish answer to Evil Dead II (complete with chainsaw), it goes down easier.

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#2 [REC] 2 (2009)

This found footage sequel is very much doing the sequel thing of “the same, but more.” [REC] 2 takes the same setting and the same characters, adding in a SWAT team with way more cameras. Plus a group of teens messing around with their own camera. I personally wish they hadn’t leaned in so much on the Catholicism of it all. There’s a full on Exorcist sequence that doesn’t gel with the all-out zombie vibes of the original. It’s also so stuffed with characters that you don’t really have the chance to get to know any of them. However, it’s still a tense, visceral exploration of how terrifying a situation like this would really be.

#1 [REC] (2007)

Full disclosure: [REC] is going to top literally any list it’s eligible for, because it’s my favorite horror movie. But don’t worry, I have good taste. [REC] is a 78-minute sledgehammer of a movie. It races in, brutalizes your nerves, then gets the fuck out. It does this in so many different ways. First, it presents a group of believable and relatable characters, who are grounded in reality by the found footage approach. The Barcelona apartment building setting is also incredible, delivering instant claustrophobia with its narrow central stairway. The zombie mayhem’s also terrifying, delivering drawn-out tense moments interspersed with some of the best jump scares in the business.

[REC] cruelly forces unassuming late night TV presenter Ángela into tighter and tighter spaces until the impossibly terrifying finale. Once you see Javier Botet’s performance as La Niña Medeiros (who brought the virus to the building)… Let’s just say you’ll never get a full night’s sleep again.

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