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Unnamed Footage Festiva Vol. 8: The Rebrand, Leech, and The Unsolved Love Hotel Murder Case Incident

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The Rebrand

Canceled Lesbian influencers Thistle (Nancy Webb) and Blair (Andi E McQueen) decide it’s time for a Rebrand. Hosted by Tranna Wintour (Tranna Wintour), Thistle and Blair have their lives put back in the limelight when Nicole (Naomi Silver-Vezina) goes to their house to film their comeback. Eight months pregnant, Nicole realizes Thistle and Blair may not be as sweet and sincere as they seem online.

Parasocial relationships are a hell of a drug in co-writer and director Kaye Adelaide’s debut feature. Co-written by Nancy Webb, The Rebrand is a bold look behind the curtains of social media stars. In a world where the sharp-chinned Dream was canceled shortly after his disastrous face reveal, and the Miranda Sings apology video, this feels all too realistic. The faces we pump hours of watch time into have, time and time again, proved to be nothing more than monsters disguised by slick editing, ring lights, and stans. The Rebrand takes that idea and turns the dial up to 11.

A fantastic blend of horror with sharp bits of comedy, The Rebrand is a fast-paced, mind-bending found footage flick. Coming in at about one hour and 20 minutes, this film doesn’t leave room for much fat and utilizes nearly every second to further the story. We aren’t forced to sit through a film that’s 1/10th b-roll, but are given precise shots that feel like a fully realized product within the world it exists in. I can see this film making a killing at midnight screenings.

Leech

Content creator and all-around lolcow, Dark Lord of Loves Park (Jordan Acosta), has curated an image of degeneracy to be laughed at by those willing to cough up a fiver. Mike from Content Corner (Mike Miller) starts making reaction videos of Dark Lord, which does not please his darkest majesty. Dark Lord thinks Mike’s videos are taking money out of his pockets, when in reality, as it usually goes, Dark Lord wouldn’t have viewers without Mike. This begs the question, is Dark Lord a Leech on society? Or is Mike Leeching off of someone else’s “hard work”?

From writer/director David M. Dawson, Leech captures a not-too-alternate universe KingCobraJFS. I’ll be upfront and say I absolutely enjoyed Leech. Jordan Acosta unabashedly gives Dark Lord 110%. It gets to a point where Acosta seems a bit too comfortable as Dark Lord. This film is an entertaining, hellish rebuke of KingCobraJFS-like content and asks the question, “What happens when they inevitably go too far?”

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But that’s really it.

IF you don’t enjoy cringe-watching KingCobra on TikTok/Reels or feel genuinely turned off by watching content of that type, Leech won’t get the job done. While there’s more to Leech than the abhorrent inedible concoctions and general cringe-worthy behavior, that’s really what the film is about. You either buy into the bit, or you don’t. Due to the complete commitment to the bit, I can see that being the main detractor for some audiences.

The Unsolved Love Hotel Murder Case Incident

Guy (Guy) and Dave (Dave Jackson) learn of the unfortunate death of a young woman at a love hotel from their friend Kuromi (Kuromi Kirishima). The three decide to take a trip with their cameras to the abandoned and decrepit hotel to see if they can find the ghost of the young woman. Will they see the ghost of Hinano? And will they finally get to the bottom of The Unsolved Love Hotel Murder Case Incident?

Part of me wonders if writers/directors Guy and Dave Jackson are having a laugh with the questionably long title of this film. Unsolved is a fun take on J-horror’s underrepresentation in found footage. The film rings in at one hour and 10 minutes, and it doesn’t use that time wisely. Guy and Dave deliver some solid scares and do a good job of building tension, but the beautiful abandoned hotel gets very little screen time. It felt like we were leaving the hotel as quickly as we arrived.

Maybe this could be due to budget/time constraints, so it’s difficult to fault the film for that alone. But with the film’s short runtime, you can’t help but feel left wanting something more. Like Distort, my biggest issue is how the film just kind of ends. The million-dollar question is: does the horror work and make it worthwhile? For me, yes. For those wanting more atmosphere and creepy, abandoned hotel wandering, you may feel slightly short-changed.

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Brendan is an award-winning author and screenwriter rotting away in New Jersey. His hobbies include rain, slugs, and the endless search for The Mothman.

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Brooklyn Horror Film Festival 2025: ‘Buffet Infinity’ Review

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Within the found footage subgenre exists an even more niche and untapped market. Screen life has slowly overtaken found footage; hardcore fans, like myself, ache for something different. One of the more interesting sub-subgenres of found footage is something that I don’t think has a name yet, so let’s name it here and now. How about…TV-gone-rogue! The TV-gone-rogue subgenre is small. Ghostwatch got the ball rolling for these gone rogue-like films, but there was radio silence for quite some time. It would be Chris LaMartina’s WNUF Halloween Special that really brought this idea back into the limelight. Many filmmakers have tried to make TV-gone-rogue interesting, and many have failed. That is until Simon Glassman stepped onto the scene with Buffet Infinity.

Buffet Infinity: A Chaotic Tale of Westridge

The town (city?) of Westridge is whisked into chaos when the new Buffet Infinity restaurant rolls into town. Local sandwich shop owner Jennifer Avery (Allison Bench) is the first to take the soon-to-be conglomerate to task with increasingly pointed advertisements. Suddenly, local restaurant owners/workers go missing in droves as Buffet Infinity expands into neighboring businesses. Sinkholes, missing cityfolk, quarantines, and mysterious sounds abound, leaving residents to ask one question…who really has the sauce?

On the Brooklyn Horror Film Festival schedule, the header image for Buffet Infinity shows multiple people T-posing and floating in the sky. I was immediately sold. I had no clue what I was getting into, and I didn’t want to know. The film was introduced as “one of the craziest we have this year.” (Slightly paraphrasing.) What was I about to watch? Little did I know, it was about to be an hour and forty minutes of small-town madness.

Writers Allison Bench and Elisia Snyder, and writer-director Simon Glassman, transport viewers into an upside down world of weaponized local ads; a thriving town invaded by the deep pockets of monopolized capitalism. As someone who grew up in a decently sized town, though probably not large enough to be considered a city, there was a tinge of nostalgia that accompanied Buffet Infinity. Westridge feels cozy and intimate, a town where everyone knows your name. It’s a “baked in a buttery flaky crust” town. Sure, they have their McDonald’s and Burger Kings, but the real townsfolk eat at Jennifer’s sandwich shop–local knitting circles murmur about what they think is in Jennifer’s secret sauce. Simply put, Westridge feels like a home that many people like myself grew up in. And it reminds us of a simpler time that’s long gone.

A Unique Blend of Humor and Eldritch Terror

Buffet Infinity hides its horror well. It slowly guides the viewer into a sense of unease. As easily as the creators have you laughing, they have you squirming. The absurdist joy quickly transforms into Eldritch terrors from beyond. Many filmmakers say they’re inspired by the idea of it’s-not-what-you-see that’s scary, but many times it feels performative. Bench, Glassman, and Snyder have crafted a truly special script that edges you with terror and excitement. They constantly push you to the edge of release, and then back away. It’s the Japanese water torture of exposition. And, for me, it works incredibly well.

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One of the most important aspects of Buffet Infinity is the over-capitalization of our lives. While the creators tackle this idea in a tongue-in-cheek manner, their message is highly effective. For the most part. This constant tete-a-tete between Buffet Infinity and the locals is highly amusing, but brings a larger conversation to the forefront. The town I grew up in is a shadow of what it once was. And I know many feel the same about the towns they grew up in. I can already hear the moans of people who dislike this film: “Brandon, it’s not that deep.” And I would highly disagree. Buffet Infinity feels like a reflective protest film–a loud and proud middle finger at what we should have said when the Super Walmart put mom and pops out of business.

Sorry, this review has gone off the rails. Let’s reel it back in a bit.

Why Buffet Infinity Redefines Found Footage

Buffet Infinity is a riotous romp, a hilarious horror that goes from zero to 100 pretty damn fast. Each commercial slowly builds on its last and uniquely tells its story. This film sets a new precedent for the TV-gone-rogue subgenre. Not to directly compare, but a film like WNUF Halloween Special (a film I love) uses its commercials as a coda; it’s a separation of what you saw/heard and prepares you for the next movement. Buffet Infinity uses its commercial to create the story. Instead of watching news pieces, then irrelevant commercials, then back to news pieces, Buffet Infinity breaks the mold. Hell, it creates the mold.

As someone who has been dying to see a Welcome to Nightvale film, Buffet Infinity is the closest thing I could ask for. It is full of killer performances (looking at you, Ahmed Ahmed), is well-crafted, and sets a new precedent on an underutilized side of found footage. Buffett Infinity is a full-course meal. I highly suspect that Buffet Infinity will gather the unwavering support that Hundreds of Beavers gathered and will go on to be considered an instant classic of the 2020s.

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Brooklyn Horror Film Fest 2025: ‘It Needs Eyes’ Review

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We are all very much aware of how much time we spend on our phones. More importantly, anyone on the internet can see how younger generations are impacted by being constantly online. So, Zack Ogle and Aaron Pagniano’s new film, It Needs Eyes, is preaching to the choir. However, it adds creepy layers to the conversations many of us are already having today.

It Needs Eyes follows a teen named Rowan (Raquel Lebish) who is moving in with her aunt after a traumatic event. Her aunt Mella (Lydia Fiore) hasn’t spoken to the family in years. So, her relationship with her niece is strained to say the least. However, she has stepped in now that Rowan’s father is in the hospital. Further widening their divide is the fact that Rowan is glued to her phone. 

The Internet Is Scary

We see Rowan watching random videos, as she tries to distract herself from her own thoughts while she worries about her father. However, soon, cat videos aren’t doing it for her, and she starts to find extreme videos online. Things escalate to the point that she is watching self-harm videos and clips of people dying. This addiction begins to make it hard for her to connect with the people around her, including her new neighbor and love interest, Alex (Isadora Leiva).

It Needs Eyes has a protagonist that many can relate to. After all, aren’t we all using these smart devices to hide from our own problems? Who among us hasn’t lost an embarrassing amount of hours watching videos and reels? However, because it’s driving in the internet addiction lane, Rowan’s need for content escalates. She needs darker videos in the same way that someone makes the leap into harder drugs. Her journey parallels nicely with her father’s battle with addiction, which is one of the many things Rowan doesn’t seem ready to face. 

Addiction and Loneliness are a Deadly Combo

Rowan’s addiction, loneliness, and inability to fully connect with people not on her phone eventually leads her to stumble across the ultimate score. She discovers a woman named Fishtooth (Lola Blanc) who made videos in the 80s and seemingly disappeared. Rowan cannot let this mystery go and soon begins to follow clues that Fishtooth may be closer than she thinks. This is where the creepy mystery thread begins to weave itself around all of the other threads of the film. Before Fishtooth was introduced, I was starting to worry this movie would just be seven fucked up images in a trench coat. 

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It Needs Eyes is one of those movies you go back and forth on. I loved discussing the themes of it in the bar after the Brooklyn Horror Film Fest screening. I even really dug some of the twisted imagery and topics it manages to tackle. The movie deserves some respect for how it handles so many issues surrounding internet culture without straying too far from its path. If you’re looking for a dark exploration of how the internet is absorbing us and preventing us from being present in our actual lives, this is your movie. It’s an interesting and at times disturbing reminder that we should all unplug more often.

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