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The Amityville Horror Franchise, Ranked

It’s Haunted House Month here at Horror Press! Since a common thread of haunted house movies is exploring the dark past of the dwelling at the center of the story, I thought I’d dig through one of the darkest times in my own movie-watching past to deliver a ranking of the Amityville Horror franchise, loosely based on the real-life-but-almost-definitely-a-hoax story of the Lutz family’s paranormal experience of living in a Long Island home that had recently been the site of a mass murder.

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It’s Haunted House Month here at Horror Press! Since a common thread of haunted house movies is exploring the dark past of the dwelling at the center of the story, I thought I’d dig through one of the darkest times in my own movie-watching past to deliver a ranking of the Amityville Horror franchise, loosely based on the real-life-but-almost-definitely-a-hoax story of the Lutz family’s paranormal experience of living in a Long Island home that had recently been the site of a mass murder.

Note: We’re only going to be counting the movies in the “proper” franchise, which generally means anything between the 1979 original and the 2005 remake, as well as whatever came after that which had a budget that could buy you more than a box of Cracker Jacks. Around the early 2010s, filmmakers seemed to discover that you can’t copyright the name of a real town, so infinite low-budget knockoffs began to spring up, and I’m sorry but stuff like Amityville Karen and Amityville Christmas Vacation just doesn’t belong here.

They certainly deserve an article of their own, but that’s an entirely different ballgame, with a drunk umpire.

10. The Amityville Curse (1990)

The Amityville movies frequently have a hard time focusing on the core elements of the franchise, as you’ll soon see, but this installment – the fifth – was where they really lost the plot good and proper. It’s a milquetoast adult drama set in Amityville, but it’s in an entirely different house, and one that is much squatter and uglier and more boring to look at than the iconic Dutch Colonial with the windows that look like glaring, angry eyes. The boring outsides of the house reflect the boring paranormal antics going on within its walls, and the whole thing is predicated on a plot twist that is so obvious I didn’t realize we weren’t supposed to already know it was happening.

9. Amityville: The Awakening (2017)

This is the single “proper” Amityville movie made after 2005, and it took them three years of reshoots and post-production meddling to actually get it released. Maybe they should have taken longer, because the final product is in shambles. It has promising elements (Jennifer Jason Leigh, a meta angle where the Amityville movies exist), but nothing to show for it as it lazily grafts an Insidious-style storyline into the Amityville universe without any of the potent James Wan-style scares.

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8. The Amityville Horror (2005)

A shirtless 2005 Ryan Reynolds with an axe certainly gets you somewhere, but even by the standards of a mid-2000s horror remake, The Amityville Horror is pretty weak. The haunted house genre is the one that least benefits from “improved” special effects that involve slopping lots of bad CGI onscreen, but every choice made here delivers the story and themes with the subtlety of a sledgehammer.

7. Amityville Dollhouse (1996)

This one is about a new house built on the same lot as the original Amityville house, but there’s a haunted dollhouse in the shape of the original house that is exerting its evil influence? Hell if I know what’s actually going on here, but Amityville Dollhouse is drab more than it is actively bad. And it does have its moments. It’s more exploitative than many of the other installments, so if you’re into scantily clad men or women, there’s a surprising amount of both for what is ostensibly a family drama. Also, because the movie has as little understanding of its own plot as I do, the manifestations of the presence in the house are kooky and constantly changing, which does keep you on your toes.

6. The Amityville Horror (1979)

You might be surprised to find the original movie so low on the list, but for a minted classic, it can get tedious. It’s episodic with no real build-up, needlessly shackling itself to the “real” events of the story, leaving it diffuse and messy and narratively unsatisfying for a great big portion of its run time.

5. Amityville 1992: It’s About Time (1992)

The sixth Amityville movie is part of a run of sequels involving objects from the original house being brought into other homes and wreaking havoc. In this case, it’s a haunted clock that bends time, and the results are cuckoo bananapants. It’s a low-budget direct-to-video movie, so there’s a ceiling to how well things go for it, but it’s full of beautifully conceived post-Elm Street supernatural mayhem and its chaotic energy is kind of a delight.

4. Amityville II: The Possession (1982)

After the release of the original, Italian shlock producer Dino De Laurentiis got his hands on the franchise and gave it a big ol’ shot in the arm. The 1980s were in full swing at this point, and thus the movie is jam-packed with glorious rubbery effects, incest, and mayhem. Unfortunately, it concludes with a boring Exorcist riff, but it’s a pretty fun entry overall.

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3. Amityville: The Evil Escapes (1989)

This is the one with the Evil Lamp, and oh what a lamp! You take one look at it and go, “Yeah, that lamp is evil; stay away from that.” Somehow this is an Amityville movie that is also a Patty Duke TV movie, and even more shockingly, it works. It’s very silly, sure, but it’s got one of the most engaging core storylines of the bunch, with three generations of women battling evil in an isolated home. It’s everything the new Halloween trilogy thought it was doing, and more. (“More” is a teenage girl dumping two giant bowls of salad down a garbage disposal.)

2. Amityville 3-D (1983)

Dropping the “based on a true story” conceit immediately allowed the franchise to cut loose and have some fun, combining the deliberate pace of the original and the 1980s grotesquerie of the sequel into a focused slow boil toward a rollicking good time. Plus, Meg Ryan is kicking around and a Frisbee gets thrown directly into your face, so what’s not to like?

1. Amityville: A New Generation (1993)

It’s not often that a direct-to-video seventh installment in a franchise is the best, but The Amityville Horror is one of the more unusual horror franchises on the market. This one, about a haunted mirror tormenting bohemian artists straight from the cast of Rent, features a stacked cast (David Naughton! Terry O’Quinn! Richard Roundtree! Lin Shaye!!), unique visual ideas, and a solid plot. It’s no masterpiece, but it’s a diamond in the rough. Or, at the very least, some cubic zirconia in the rough.

 

 

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Brennan Klein is a millennial who knows way more about 80's slasher movies than he has any right to. He's a former host of the  Attack of the Queerwolf podcast and a current senior movie/TV news writer at Screen Rant. You can also find his full-length movie reviews on Alternate Ending and his personal blog Popcorn Culture. Follow him on Twitter or Letterboxd, if you feel like it.

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Night Frights LA: Our Top 5 Short Films

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If you have been following my journey with Horror Press, then you would know I’m a huge advocate for short films. (And if you listened to last week’s episode of the Horror Press Podcast, then you’d know how I really feel about filmmakers who look down on short films!) Oftentimes, short films force creatives into a corner, both creatively and fiscally. Some of the best art comes from limitation. Just look at Riccardo Suriano’s The Waking Call, a beautifully shot short film that looks 100 times its actual budget.

While I was excited to watch Catch a Killer and Killer Klowns from Outer Space, I was most excited to catch the three blocks of short films at Night Frights LA. When I met The Winchesters, I felt their true passion for bringing stellar horror to the forefront. When the credits rolled on the final short film from block three, I understood that they put their money where their mouths are. If my editor and I had unlimited time, I would review every single short film I had the opportunity to watch at Night Frights LA. Unfortunately, we don’t.

So, I took on the difficult task of whittling down every short film I watched to this list of my five favorites.

Our 5 Favorite Short Films From Night Frights LA 2025

5. Keep Coming Back // Short Film Block 2: Mental Carnage

Written by Dylan Garrett Smith, Travis Bacon (yes, that Bacon), and Kyle Kouri // Directed by Kyle Kouri

Paul (Kyle Kouri) attends an AA meeting to try to turn over a new leaf. But things quickly turn dark when Paul’s past comes back to haunt him. As it turns out, alcohol may be the least of the troubles for this AA group.

Keep Coming Back is a bloody blast that goes from 0 to 60 in a split second. This film was the shot of caffeine I desperately needed. It’s loud, brash, and mean. It takes you to the true depths that can come from a violent drunk and amps it up to an 11.

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4. Knife // Short Film Block 1: Best In Blood

Written & Directed by Michael Kuciak

Have you ever wondered what a horror film looked like…from the perspective of the killer’s weapon? If you have, Knife aims to answer that question for you. This three and a half minute film is as quick and deadly as its title. In a Violent Nature may put the audience in the point of view of the killer, but Knife puts them in the point of view of the weapon. It’s a short, sweet, and effective piece that requires little elaboration.

3. The Last Thing She Saw // Short Film Block 2: Mental Carnage

Written by Brady Richards // Directed by Anthony Cousins and Rebecca Daugherty

(Yes, Frogman’s Anthony Cousins!)

Emma (Bailey Bolton) is housesitting for the owners of a gigantic mansion. Her day gets flipped upside down when two intruders (Agatha Rae Pokrzywinski and Nathan Tymoshuk) break in to try and get into a safe. Even though she doesn’t have any information on how to get into the safe, Emma finds herself at a crossroads. I don’t see a way out of this for Emma.

I remember catching this short film at either Final Girls Berlin Film Festival or Popcorn Frights some time ago, and I was stunned. My first thought was, “I bet this film would kill in an audience.” Boy, was I right. Hearing my fellow festivalgoers groan and squirm made me feel right at home. The Last Thing She Saw is grotesque and unique. It’s extremely hardcore and doesn’t pull a single punch with its content. And the practicals? My god. Extraordinary.

2. The Carvening // Short Film Block 1: Best In Blood

Written & Directed by Matthew R. Incontri

Two kids sit down and put on a VHS tape of a slasher film called The Carvening that follows a Jack O’ Lantern killer. But for these kids, the film hits a little too close to home.

Like Knife, The Carvening is basically a microshort. And still incredibly effective. At just two minutes and 53 seconds, it knocked my socks off. The film itself is animated, while the slasher film they’re watching is live action. It’s a unique blend that is as fun as it is wholesome. Incontri’s film is a brilliant aperitif that should be played before any horror film in the theaters.

1. Where the Shadows Feast // Short Film Block 1: Best In Blood

Written by Aaron M. Cabrera and Jerod Nawrocki // Directed by Aaron M. Cabrera

Children are vanishing at astounding numbers. Now, it’s up to a detective (Corey Allen) and a grieving mother (Alicia Blasingame) to get to the bottom of it. But they might not like what they find.

Where the Shadows Feast is a visual treat. It’s a black and white noir that has danger lurking behind every shadow. Cabrera and Naworcki’s script is beyond scary, but it’s horror icon Troy James that truly brings the fright to this fest. While I love the story, visual style, and worldbuilding here, I can’t help but say Troy James absolutely steals the show. The way he brings this horror to life is as astounding as always.

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Actors like James and Javier Botet show that physical movement can do more than words ever could. Say what you will, but I think there is very little difference between the actors who play Jason Voorhees or Michael Myers. Seeing an icon like Troy James truly melt into the role of whatever this creature is like watching the Mona Lisa being painted. That’s not to say the only reason I picked Shadows as my number one is because of Troy James. But I’d be lying if I didn’t say it was a damn good reason to.

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The Best Horror Movies of 2025 So Far

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I don’t know about you, but it feels like I stepped out of the theater after seeing Wolf Man, blinked, and suddenly it was September. It’s been a very busy year in general, but as always, especially so for the horror genre. We’ve had some misses and some hits, but overall, I’d say it’s been a strong year (though maybe not quite as strong as 2024 and its deluge of incredible movies).

Though your mind might still be primarily occupied with a more recent release, there have been a lot of incredible movies to hit both theaters and especially streaming services like Shudder in 2025. So, we here at Horror Press have decided to put together a shortlist of the best horror the year has had to offer so far.

The Best Horror of 2025 So Far

Feel free to wave this list in the face of your friends who say that all the horror they’ve watched this year is bad. Or just to celebrate because your favorite made the cut! Without further ado, let’s start with…

Dangerous Animals

Fun and insane animal horror movies are so hard to come across these days, but Dangerous Animals chums the waters with some fresh meat for the subgenre. Sean Byrne, best known for his work on the Australian sleeper hit The Loved Ones, tells a story reminiscent of Wolf Creek on the high seas.

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A surfer and her boyfriend fall prey to a boat captain who promises a thrilling cage diving experience, but with a catch: he secretly enjoys torturing people before feeding them to sharks. Jai Courtney shines as the antagonist Tucker, whose mealy-mouthed grins and demented demeanor sell the danger our leads are in.

Clown in a Cornfield

The pick for the best slasher offering this year (until Black Phone 2 releases, #JoeHillHypeTrain) is a no-brainer. Shudder has finally delivered the long-awaited adaptation of Adam Cesare’s Clown In A Cornfield. And helmed by Eli Craig of Tucker & Dale vs. Evil fame no less! In the now dead hamlet of Kettle Springs, Missouri, a group of teens run afoul of its former mascot Frendo. While it initially presents itself as a basic corn-fed killer clown movie, if you stick with it, you’ll find it’s actually much more clever and thrilling than it lets on.

Predator: Killer of Killers

When I say Dan Trachtenberg does not miss, he does not miss in the slightest. The current creative director of the Predator franchise, fans of the series have been eating good ever since his work on 2022’s Prey, and have Predator: Badlands to look forward to early next month.

While Predator: Killer of Killers could have easily been a cheap animated film to tide over fans while they wait for Badlands, it proved to be one of the best films in the franchise yet. An anthology film featuring Yautja hunting throughout human history and across cultures, the animation here is slicker than slick. Killer of Killers delivers the action horror that everyone has been asking for from the franchise for years.

The Ugly Stepsister

When I heard The Ugly Stepsister was a collaboration between a bevy of film institutes and production companies across four different Nordic countries, I wondered what made it so special. What I saw explained it. While it is technically Cinderella, it’s specifically a retelling of Aschenputtel, one of the original and much darker iterations of Cinderella collected by the Brothers Grimm. And dark this is.

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Told from the perspective of Cinderella’s stepsister Elvira, we watch her spiral as she tries to beautify herself in the ugliest of ways, all in an effort to secure a wealthy male suitor. Truly inspired costuming, grotesque body horror played for both shock and laughs, and a dead-on sense of comedic timing make this one a very memorable watch.

Weapons

Director Zach Cregger’s sophomore outing in the horror genre following his smash hit Barbarian is well-loved, and for good reason. This time, Weapons shines a spotlight on lives in a small town, and how they intersect, trying to make sense of a horrifying incident: the disappearance of 17 children who run out the front doors of their homes in the dead of night.

Cregger dances deftly on the line between horror and comedy in a way I can only describe as masterful, creating a film that is both viciously funny and aggressively disturbing. Where the film goes is a curveball, even for those who have seen the trailers, and a delightful one at that, since Weapons brings a new horror icon to the stage.

Companion

And speaking of Zach Cregger, this sci-fi horror is another one of his productions. If you’ve somehow avoided seeing anything about Companion until now and don’t know what it’s about, keep it that way and go watch it immediately. The ad campaign spoiled it, but the story is undeniably enthralling even if you know where it’s going. This movie features what is, by far, Sophie Thatcher’s most dynamic performance yet, supported by a stellar cast and the film’s pitch-black humor.

Fréwaka

The first Irish-language horror film is also one of the nation’s best cinematic offerings yet.  A gripping and immersive folk horror film, it follows a home nurse named Shoo assigned to a superstitious older woman named Peig who lives on the edge of a remote village. Shoo soon begins to see dark ongoings in her dreams and waking life, plagued by the same mysterious group that Peig has been dealing with her entire life.

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Fréwaka is a precision-made film, chock full of high impact editing and cinematography. It evokes a kind of existential monster, both man-made horrors of human cruelty and the mythological ones that lie deep in belief and the dark corners of Irish folklore. In short, unsettlingly effective.

Ash

Flying Lotus’ directorial career has been a point of interest for me ever since the genre shapeshifter that was Kuso and the demented parody that was his segment “Ozzy’s Dungeon” in V/H/S/99. And even with the high hopes those ventures gave me, Ash is so much more than I could have expected.

After astronaut Riya wakes up to nightmares of bodies being melted and screams of agony, she finds herself as one of only two survivors in a mission to colonize a planet gone horribly wrong. Ash is a lovely middle point between Event Horizon and The Void, a mixture that is sure to please those of us who like our science fiction dripping with an evil atmosphere and dark visuals. It also boasts some of the best color grading and lighting in any film this year.

Sinners

If you haven’t seen Sinners already, what have you been up to? Brain science? Rocket surgery? Here, visionary director Ryan Coogler tells the tale of a repressed young black man in 1930s Mississippi, trying to break away from his preacher father’s restrictive ways. His journey to do so lands him a performance at a juke joint out in the woods, one he plays so well that it lures in an ageless and relentless vampire.

Michael B. Jordan, Jack O’Connell, and Wunmi Mosaku lead an all-star cast through a mystical horror story with purpose. It explores the meaning of culture, religion, music, and the Black American experience—all while delivering one of the best vampire films of all time. The showstopping original soundtrack by Ludwig and Serena Göransson that it boasts isn’t half bad either.

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Bring Her Back

I won’t mark this with the caveat of “so far”—this will be the most disturbing film you see this year. Bring Her Back blew any expectations you might have had from the Phillipou Brothers’ Talk To Me out of the water. While the premise of an orphaned brother and sister who are sent to live with an off-kilter foster mother and another mute child she’s fostering might seem predictable, this film is anything but.

It’s truly an emotionally draining watch, blow after blow with both the physical and emotional trauma it puts its characters through, and forces you to watch. It refuses to let you breathe for even a minute in its final act. It’s definitively Sally Hawkin’s finest hour as an actress, and beyond this short list, it’s firmly some of the best horror of all time.

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