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Who is Your Horror Mom According to Your Horoscope?

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All those traits you have, you got from your mom- your horror mom, that is. Moms can come in many forms, and their traits, for better and worse, tend to be passed down to you, the unwilful recipient. Once more, Madame Horror Press and I have teamed up, this time to find what traits you have in common with iconic moms from horror. Consider this your horror horoscope! As people vary greatly, there’s good and evil within us all. As such, you choose which horror mom you claim to be your own. You may not be able to choose who your real mom is, but you do get to decide which traits reign supreme when it comes to your horror mom.

Which is Your Horror Mom According to the Horoscope

AQUARIUS

Rosemary/Minnie Castevet

Rosemary’s Baby

Minnie Castevet may not be a mother in the traditional sense, but she most certainly served a motherly role in the birth of the antichrist. Your horror mom is giving, clever, and feels a strong sense of duty. On the flip side, this can go wrong if that sense of responsibility is a calling from the devil.

PISCES

Vivien Harmon//Constance Langdon

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American Horror Story: Murder House

A Pisces feels her emotions strongly and isn’t afraid to stand up to anyone when the cause is just. However, this same energy can come off as cold or self-centered. When you ponder which applies to you, ask yourself how you would handle your significant other cheating. If you would try to work through it, the giving, empathetic Vivienne is your mom; however, if your instinct is to blow away everyone in the room, hello, Constance Jr.

ARIES

Mother Abigail/Rose the Hat

The Stephen King-dom

Rose the Hat may not be an actual mom, but she certainly plays a motherly role in The One True Knot (her band of mutants). Your horror mom oozes determination and courage, making Mother Abigail a perfect leader in The Stand. Her fiery spirit makes her a great time to be around, even when she’s brutally draining children’s essences like Rose, the Hat did in Doctor Sleep.

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TAURUS

Rachel Keller/Anna Morgan

The Ring

Your horror mom’s determination and tenacity make for an excellent journalist and help keep you safe if you ever accidentally watch a cursed videotape. However, that same determination gets scary if your horror mom begins stubbornly believing that her adopted daughter is evil. No, Anna Morgan, the answer is never: “Throw your potentially evil child down the well,” even if she is monstrously scary.

GEMINI

Laurie Strode/Pamela Voorhees

Slasher Queens

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Geminis quickly adapt to any situation, giving them a leg up on being the final girl when a masked-wearing psycho comes to town. Alternatively, adaptability can lead to impulsiveness, and the next thing you know, you find out your horror mom has been stalking and killing camp counselors at Camp Crystal Lake. When pondering whom you belong to, ask yourself, are you the villain’s creator or his biggest opponent?

CANCER

Elise Rainier/Granny Boone

The Faces of Lin Shaye

Lin Shaye makes a notable exception on this list, as even when she isn’t acting in a motherly role, nurturing energy, and sensitivity, she brings to every character merit inclusion. Elise Rainier in Insidious provides a perfect snapshot of this Cancerian nature. Her strength, emotion, and intuition command every scene she’s a part of, making her the most memorable character in the franchise. Conversely, Cancers can hold a grudge, which makes characters like Granny Boone from 2001 Maniacs terrifying.

LEO

Ellen Ripley/Xenomorph Queen

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Aliens

Your horror mom has a fierceness and persistence that no matter the odds, she will stop at nothing to protect those that matter to her. On the flip side, she doesn’t mind being the center of the show and treating everyone else in the room like they’re irrelevant.

VIRGO

Beverly Sutphin

Serial Mom

This iconic horror mom solely encompasses all it means to be a Virgo. She is dependable and dedicated and happens to destroy anyone threatening what’s important to her. For better and worse, these qualities reside within all of us Virgos, though typically not on this large scale.

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LIBRA

Morticia Addams/Mama Firefly

MOTHERS OF DARKNESS

Ever the mediator, your horror mom serves as a balance between those she cares about and leads with ease. Conversely, your horror mom may have a perverse sense of justice, which is unfortunate for you if you’re not one of her children.

SCORPIO

Ellie

Evil Dead Rise

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Your horror mom is reserved, somewhat dark, and keeps her emotions to herself. She can also be resourceful and relentless, which is unfortunate if she becomes subjected to Deadite possession.

SAGITTARIUS

Karen Lee Barclay/Jennifer Tilly

Chucky

Ever the visionary, your horror mom will not let circumstances stop her from achieving her goals. However, she can sometimes be short-tempered, blunt, or reckless. When you ponder who you belong to, ask yourself, would you buy or marry the possessed killer doll?

CAPRICORN

Annie Graham

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Hereditary

Your horror mom’s dedication and devotion will not stop her from completing any task. Whether building a miniature or seeing her head off with a piano wire, your horror mom sees every mission through to the end. Stop staring at her with that face on your face, and you’ll be okay.

Do you agree with the horror mom choices that Madame Horror Press has given you? Do you see a bit of yourself in them? Let us know in the comments or on social media @HORRORPRESSLLC.

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A writer by both passion and profession: Tiffany Taylor is a mother of three with a lifelong interest in all things strange or mysterious. Her love for the written word blossomed from her love of horror at a young age because scary stories played an integral role in her childhood. Today, when she isn’t reading, writing, or watching scary movies, Tiffany enjoys cooking, stargazing, and listening to music.

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The Best Horror Movies of 2025 So Far

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I don’t know about you, but it feels like I stepped out of the theater after seeing Wolf Man, blinked, and suddenly it was September. It’s been a very busy year in general, but as always, especially so for the horror genre. We’ve had some misses and some hits, but overall, I’d say it’s been a strong year (though maybe not quite as strong as 2024 and its deluge of incredible movies).

Though your mind might still be primarily occupied with a more recent release, there have been a lot of incredible movies to hit both theaters and especially streaming services like Shudder in 2025. So, we here at Horror Press have decided to put together a shortlist of the best horror the year has had to offer so far.

The Best Horror of 2025 So Far

Feel free to wave this list in the face of your friends who say that all the horror they’ve watched this year is bad. Or just to celebrate because your favorite made the cut! Without further ado, let’s start with…

Dangerous Animals

Fun and insane animal horror movies are so hard to come across these days, but Dangerous Animals chums the waters with some fresh meat for the subgenre. Sean Byrne, best known for his work on the Australian sleeper hit The Loved Ones, tells a story reminiscent of Wolf Creek on the high seas.

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A surfer and her boyfriend fall prey to a boat captain who promises a thrilling cage diving experience, but with a catch: he secretly enjoys torturing people before feeding them to sharks. Jai Courtney shines as the antagonist Tucker, whose mealy-mouthed grins and demented demeanor sell the danger our leads are in.

Clown in a Cornfield

The pick for the best slasher offering this year (until Black Phone 2 releases, #JoeHillHypeTrain) is a no-brainer. Shudder has finally delivered the long-awaited adaptation of Adam Cesare’s Clown In A Cornfield. And helmed by Eli Craig of Tucker & Dale vs. Evil fame no less! In the now dead hamlet of Kettle Springs, Missouri, a group of teens run afoul of its former mascot Frendo. While it initially presents itself as a basic corn-fed killer clown movie, if you stick with it, you’ll find it’s actually much more clever and thrilling than it lets on.

Predator: Killer of Killers

When I say Dan Trachtenberg does not miss, he does not miss in the slightest. The current creative director of the Predator franchise, fans of the series have been eating good ever since his work on 2022’s Prey, and have Predator: Badlands to look forward to early next month.

While Predator: Killer of Killers could have easily been a cheap animated film to tide over fans while they wait for Badlands, it proved to be one of the best films in the franchise yet. An anthology film featuring Yautja hunting throughout human history and across cultures, the animation here is slicker than slick. Killer of Killers delivers the action horror that everyone has been asking for from the franchise for years.

The Ugly Stepsister

When I heard The Ugly Stepsister was a collaboration between a bevy of film institutes and production companies across four different Nordic countries, I wondered what made it so special. What I saw explained it. While it is technically Cinderella, it’s specifically a retelling of Aschenputtel, one of the original and much darker iterations of Cinderella collected by the Brothers Grimm. And dark this is.

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Told from the perspective of Cinderella’s stepsister Elvira, we watch her spiral as she tries to beautify herself in the ugliest of ways, all in an effort to secure a wealthy male suitor. Truly inspired costuming, grotesque body horror played for both shock and laughs, and a dead-on sense of comedic timing make this one a very memorable watch.

Weapons

Director Zach Cregger’s sophomore outing in the horror genre following his smash hit Barbarian is well-loved, and for good reason. This time, Weapons shines a spotlight on lives in a small town, and how they intersect, trying to make sense of a horrifying incident: the disappearance of 17 children who run out the front doors of their homes in the dead of night.

Cregger dances deftly on the line between horror and comedy in a way I can only describe as masterful, creating a film that is both viciously funny and aggressively disturbing. Where the film goes is a curveball, even for those who have seen the trailers, and a delightful one at that, since Weapons brings a new horror icon to the stage.

Companion

And speaking of Zach Cregger, this sci-fi horror is another one of his productions. If you’ve somehow avoided seeing anything about Companion until now and don’t know what it’s about, keep it that way and go watch it immediately. The ad campaign spoiled it, but the story is undeniably enthralling even if you know where it’s going. This movie features what is, by far, Sophie Thatcher’s most dynamic performance yet, supported by a stellar cast and the film’s pitch-black humor.

Fréwaka

The first Irish-language horror film is also one of the nation’s best cinematic offerings yet.  A gripping and immersive folk horror film, it follows a home nurse named Shoo assigned to a superstitious older woman named Peig who lives on the edge of a remote village. Shoo soon begins to see dark ongoings in her dreams and waking life, plagued by the same mysterious group that Peig has been dealing with her entire life.

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Fréwaka is a precision-made film, chock full of high impact editing and cinematography. It evokes a kind of existential monster, both man-made horrors of human cruelty and the mythological ones that lie deep in belief and the dark corners of Irish folklore. In short, unsettlingly effective.

Ash

Flying Lotus’ directorial career has been a point of interest for me ever since the genre shapeshifter that was Kuso and the demented parody that was his segment “Ozzy’s Dungeon” in V/H/S/99. And even with the high hopes those ventures gave me, Ash is so much more than I could have expected.

After astronaut Riya wakes up to nightmares of bodies being melted and screams of agony, she finds herself as one of only two survivors in a mission to colonize a planet gone horribly wrong. Ash is a lovely middle point between Event Horizon and The Void, a mixture that is sure to please those of us who like our science fiction dripping with an evil atmosphere and dark visuals. It also boasts some of the best color grading and lighting in any film this year.

Sinners

If you haven’t seen Sinners already, what have you been up to? Brain science? Rocket surgery? Here, visionary director Ryan Coogler tells the tale of a repressed young black man in 1930s Mississippi, trying to break away from his preacher father’s restrictive ways. His journey to do so lands him a performance at a juke joint out in the woods, one he plays so well that it lures in an ageless and relentless vampire.

Michael B. Jordan, Jack O’Connell, and Wunmi Mosaku lead an all-star cast through a mystical horror story with purpose. It explores the meaning of culture, religion, music, and the Black American experience—all while delivering one of the best vampire films of all time. The showstopping original soundtrack by Ludwig and Serena Göransson that it boasts isn’t half bad either.

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Bring Her Back

I won’t mark this with the caveat of “so far”—this will be the most disturbing film you see this year. Bring Her Back blew any expectations you might have had from the Phillipou Brothers’ Talk To Me out of the water. While the premise of an orphaned brother and sister who are sent to live with an off-kilter foster mother and another mute child she’s fostering might seem predictable, this film is anything but.

It’s truly an emotionally draining watch, blow after blow with both the physical and emotional trauma it puts its characters through, and forces you to watch. It refuses to let you breathe for even a minute in its final act. It’s definitively Sally Hawkin’s finest hour as an actress, and beyond this short list, it’s firmly some of the best horror of all time.

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‘Lisa Frankenstein’ How Did We Collectively Overlook This Movie?

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2024 was pretty damn swamped with horror. Longlegs, Heretic, Nosferatu, I Saw the TV Glow…even over halfway into 2025, fans are still catching up on every horror flick they might have missed last year. Early on, though, we were given one of the best horror-rom-coms of the 21st century…and no one seemed to really care. Did people stop liking fun? It seems to be the only explanation for why this movie did not catch on more. Directed by Zelda Williams and written by the legendary Diablo Cody, Lisa Frankenstein was designed to be a cult classic, and should be remembered as one.

A Vibrant 80s Aesthetic That Screams Originality

One thing to note about this movie right off the bat is how unapologetically itself it is. The film is an absolute vibe, boasting an original aesthetic. There is so much 1980s nostalgia saturating the mainstream (cough, cough, Stranger Things), so it could be hard to imagine why we need another tongue-in-cheek horror-comedy set in the era. Lisa Frankenstein takes a completely original approach to the 80s. Its fashion and music concern themselves with the alternative, new wave-ish, goth-y side of the decade. It does not glorify what was big and popular, but rather picks it apart in ridiculously kitschy designs.

The film feels like a mix of Tim Burton’s brightest, suburban aesthetics, mixed with the grittier side of 80s culture and music. It is a bit of a, dare I say it, Frankenstein’s monster of a wavelength. With such striking originality, it’s hard to say why exactly the film did not find its way into viewers’ hearts.

The Bride of (Lisa) Frankenstein

The leads in the film are both phenomenal. Kathryn Newton is funny and full of life as the protagonist, who feels like a more light-hearted version of Wednesday Addams. Cole Spruce is phenomenal as the creature, playing an old-school, lovable monster. They truly play the movie as equal parts Edward Scissorhands and Juno. Speaking of…

Diablo Cody’s Cinematic Universe: A Horror-Comedy Legacy

What really puts this film on the next level is its writing. The film is written by the legendary Diablo Cody, creator of classics such as Jennifer’s Body and Juno. The film continues her legacy of teen-centric stories, combining drama, comedy, and, more often than not, bloody horror. Her originality shines through in this film without a doubt, with the humor evoking a distinctly mid-2000s indie flick feel.

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Additionally, in an interview with Deadline, Diablo Cody said, “…this movie [Lisa Frankenstein] takes place in the same Universe [Jennifer’s Body]. Jennifer’s Body is of course revered as a classic horror-comedy, blending brutal supernatural lore with a ton of humor. That movie has a much higher fan base than Lisa Frankenstein, however, Cody has confirmed that these films share the same Universe. This alone should give fans of the genre another chance to consider this movie. Plus, with news of a potential Jennifer’s Body 2, Lisa Frankenstein could potentially be part of what one day may be an iconic trilogy.

A Deeper Love Letter to Art and Creation

For all the pomp and frills of teen dramedy, romcom-ishness (new word!) and bloody horror, Lisa Frankenstein has some more to say than what meets the eye. The movie is not just a romance between Lisa and The Creature. It is a romance between Lisa and art itself.

Lisa’s character is an artist from the beginning, sewing and designing her own art and fashions, fascinated by the art surrounding her. She has a passion for art and art history, and desires to create. In a sense, through her sewing and construction, The Creature is an art piece. The movie is literally a romance between her and the act of human creation.

In one of the movie’s best sequences, Lisa has a dream sequence in which she is married to the bust of The Creature, and the room is decorated like George Méliès’ A Trip to the Moon. This iconic short film from the turn of the 20th century remains one of the most impactful and inspirational films ever made, helping to pioneer narrative storytelling in film. By referencing and paying homage to this movie, Lisa Frankenstein draws a throughline between Lisa’s creation and the creation of art as a whole. This is a movie that understands its place in film history and appreciates the importance of creation on both a Divine and human creative level.

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