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What Your Favorite Monster from ‘The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula: Season 5’ Says About You

Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the most relatable Monster of all? The fifth season of The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula has just about dumped a gallon of gore on its winner (hopefully…I’m looking at you, Titans), so surely you must have a fave by now. Someone you’ve added to your dream blunt rotation or bottomless brunch guest list. A Monster you can’t help but feel affection toward because they resonate with who you are at your very core. You might not be on the show, but that’s not stopping you from giving a sickening floorshow in your living room, honey! Let’s peek behind the velvet curtain and discover who you are.

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Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the most relatable Monster of all? The fifth season of The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula has just about dumped a gallon of gore on its winner (hopefully…I’m looking at you, Titans), so surely you must have a fave by now. Someone you’ve added to your dream blunt rotation or bottomless brunch guest list. A Monster you can’t help but feel affection toward because they resonate with who you are at your very core. You might not be on the show, but that’s not stopping you from giving a sickening floorshow in your living room, honey! Let’s peek behind the velvet curtain and discover who you are.

What Your Favorite Monster from The Boulet Brothers Dragula: Season 5 Says About You

Onyx Ondyx

You know those viral videos of some stunt gone wrong where a guy lights a firework in his ass or lands in a tree instead of the pool? Yeah, that’s you. The life of the party and a frequent flier at the emergency room, you’re anything but a wallflower. When you’re not scratching off another of your nine lives, you’re reveling in your accomplishments and chatting away with anyone who will listen. To cheat death so many times and remain an effervescent doll is endearing, truly.

Satanna

To you, the duality of man means only one thing: Tiffany Valentine and Lana Del Rey. Your beauty is your siren song, and you will only leave the house with full glam and the caffeinated beverage of your choice. Friends are hard to come by because you will read even your grandmother for filth if she looks at you sideways, but those within your inner circle are ride or die. If people prefer their heads on their shoulders, they should think twice about airing grievances against you.

Jarvis Hammer

If Anna Phylactic is London’s West End, Jarvis Hammer is Studio 54. In this stage play we call life, your mise-en-scène is wild and debaucherous. It’s glam rock and mezcal martinis all the way – always in character and never afraid to get weird. Saltburn is currently on the tip of everyone’s tongue, but you can pass up a screening because you’re living it, grave humping and all.

Anna Phylactic

You’re a consummate professional who lights the room on fire before dipping out early to inject Sleepytime Tea into your veins and catch up with Sonja and Luann on RHONY: Legacy. Anna brings old-school theatricality to Season 5, and there’s no doubt you were a theatre kid in high school. Midnight screenings of Rocky Horror and a good cuppa are your jam; you’re never without a cheeky grin. In fact, you’re the sweetest bitch anyone’s ever met. You might not be the filthiest Monster of the bunch, but you’ll kill ‘em with kindness. 

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Jay Kay

You’re a hot mess, and we love you for it…sometimes. A good-time girl through and through, you keep everyone in the friend group on their toes with your adorable chaos. Will they get a charismatic, chain-smoking Natasha Lyonne spouting off wisecracking anecdotes, or will it be a Lindsay Lohan circa 2007 kind of night? No one knows for sure, and neither do you. It may not be very punk rock, but perhaps you should invest in a Life Alert, sweetie.

Cynthia Doll

You’re a Millennial Mama whose brain was mutated by the irreverence of 90s Nickelodeon shows before graduating to MySpace and, finally, running your Instagram account like the Navy. Fashion and sex go hand in hand, and when the sun goes down, you switch that kitty on like a nightlight. Not to be dramatic, but you’re kinda dramatic, and it’s totally never your fault. Cynthia embodies a level of high-energy bimbo delusion that can’t be taught, and you never made it to class on time, anyway. 

Fantasia Royale Gaga

An intimidating beauty both inside and out, you are the body and the brains of whichever situation you find yourself in. No one can tell you shit, and you never asked for their opinions. That’s not to say you don’t have a softer side. When times get tough, or the feels are being felt, the mean mug melts, and Fantasia Royale Mama comes through. Whether stepping on necks or providing a comforting chest to cry on, you are unapologetically yourself. God save the queen!

Blackberri

A nicey cutie to a fault, people don’t always take you seriously, but much like Blackberri’s run on the show, you don’t bottom in public. You also love a good theme, and – whether it be a birthday party or a trip to the dentist – you are living the fantasy and will come correct. The phrase “jack of all trades” can sometimes be seen as a negative, but when you’re gagging the peasants every time you clack your heels out the front door, does it really matter?

Niohuru X

All the world’s a floorshow, and you’re serving divine drama at every turn. You wear your heart – and darkness – on your sleeve and aren’t afraid to get freaky with it. You’re That Girl who returns from a day at the thrift store and assembles next season’s couture by week’s end. Parents clutch their pearls when you strut by looking like a sexy succubus in twelve-inch heels, and you can barely stifle a giggle. Niohuru means “wild wolf” in Manchu, and you’re always hungry for more. 

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Orkgotik

You have no idea why, but you’ve always had a soft spot for Hellraiser and pulled pork. The outskirts of the fringes of society are what you call home. The inside of your mind is tantamount to watching Skinamarink on a loop, and you once scared your sleep paralysis demon back to the underworld. Your only fear was a giant rat gnawing off your lips in the middle of the night, and now you keep one named Pazuzu as a pet. Your guardians are Dracmorda and Swanthula, and their power over you is waning. The night is dark and full of terrors.

Throb Zombie

Halloween is evergreen in your household. At Horror Press, our motto is, “You don’t have to get spooky if you stay spooky,” and you’d probably fit right in. You have a closet full of horror movie tees to wear while streaming Dead By Daylight on Twitch, and much like when you main Ghostface, you’re a silent killer when it comes to getting what you want. Confidence is killer.

Do you feel validated? Exposed? Insulted? Hopefully, all of the above! And if none of these creatures inhabit your inner being, perhaps you’re a Drac or a Swan. After all, someone has to be the puppetmaster, cackling on the throne while their minions dance. 

Alex Warrick is a film lover and gaymer living the Los Angeles fantasy by way of an East Coast attitude. Interested in all things curious and silly, he was fearless until a fateful viewing of Poltergeist at a young age changed everything. That encounter nurtured a morbid fascination with all things horror that continues today. When not engrossed in a movie, show or game he can usually be found on a rollercoaster, at a drag show, or texting his friends about smurfs.

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The Best Moments From Each Season of ‘Stranger Things’

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Now that we are heading into the last season of Stranger Things, it is hard to not remember the good times. Much like any goodbye, it feels too soon and is giving us a case of the nostalgia glasses. We all know that not all seasons were created equally. Yet, the wildly popular series managed to keep enough of us invested these last 10 years. It is an undeniable pop culture sensation that will not be forgotten anytime soon. It is also honestly one of the few shows that makes it hard to break up with Netflix. So, I decided to look back and highlight the best parts of each season. Grab aJustice for Barbt-shirt and take this walk down memory lane with me.

Our Favorite Moments From Stranger Things

Season 1: Eleven

Season one of Stranger Things brought us many memorable moments that reshaped pop culture. Joyce Byers’ (Winona Ryder) makeshift Ouija board on the wall, used to communicate with her missing son, was a major one. However, this was also the only season that allowed Eleven (Millie Bobby Brown) to be a badass. Which is why she is the best part of Stranger Things’ first season. Watching her showcase her powers as she sought out waffles was a mood. A relatable queen if there was one, right? From using her telekinetic powers to stop annoying diner fans to flipping vans chasing after her and the crew, this season set Eleven up to be a powerful badass. That is even before we get into her mind tricks, which we still have some questions about. Sadly, subsequent seasons have yet to follow through on the promise this one gave us. I could write a whole series about how Eleven is a reservoir of untapped potential in the next three seasons.

Season 2: Steve and Dustin

I think Max (Sadie Sink) is one of the best additions to the show, and I felt Bob (Sean Astin) deserved a better arc. However, only one arc warms my cold little heart when I think about this second season. Few things bring as much joy to Stranger Things fans as the unshakable bond between Steve and Dustin. Season 2 is where this unlikely duo found each other, and that is why they are the best part of this season for me. Steve (Joe Keery) and Dustin (Gaten Matarazzo) bring out the best in each other. Interestingly enough, the actors seem to have also found themselves formidable scene partners. Whether Dustin is bringing Steve up to speed or Steve is giving Dustin tips on how to handle girls, these two stole our hearts at multiple points this season. My personal favorite is when Steve steps in to save Lucas from Billy the Racist, and Dustin cheers him on (while he has the upper hand). Dare I say, this relationship has become the heart of the show.

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Season 3: Robin Coming Out to Steve 

This season of Stranger Things introduced quite a few new characters to kill, like all the other seasons. However, Robin (Maya Hawke) seemed cooler than most, and we were silently rooting for her to make it. While her easy dynamic with Steve made us worry that she would become another part of the Steve, Nancy, and Jonathan saga, we had nothing to worry about. When Steve professed his feelings to Robin, she surprised us all and came out. This led to Steve surprising us by picking up a more age-appropriate best friend in what is one of the sweetest moments of the show. Aside from becoming Steve’s platonic girlfriend, Robin also went on to become the first openly gay character in the ridiculously large main cast. So, while this season isn’t my favorite, I’m very grateful it brought us this scene and this pairing.

Season 4: Eddie Munson Meets Erica Sinclair

Eddie Munson (Joseph Quinn) is probably part of everyone’s favorite moments from the fourth season of Stranger Things. While many people will probably cite his cafeteria entrance, his moment in the woods with Chrissy (Grace Van Dien), or the infamousChrissy, wake up,those aren’t my favorite moments. Because this show taught us that Quinn is a scene thief, and he turned this season’s throwaway character into a pop culture moment, there is plenty to choose from. However, my nerdy ass’s favorite scene is when my two favorites faced off in Dungeons & Dragons. 

Resident scene thief Erica (Priah Ferguson) finally found someone who could keep up with her when she showed up to this game. Watching her and Eddie match wits before getting down to an epic game of DnD that spawned numerous fan theories about how Eddie could come back for season 5 is priceless. He forced Dustin and Steve’s duo to become a trio, played Metallica’s Master of Puppets in The Upsidedown, and broke our hearts with his death. However, I choose to remember him alive and becoming begrudgingly impressed with the little girl who takes no prisoners. I would have watched them play this game for hours and lived my best nerdy life.

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We’re Looking Forward to Season 5 of Stranger Things

So, those are my fondest memories from each season of Stranger Things. Feel free to let us know your favorite moments and your predictions for the fifth and final season on social media!

The first four episodes of Stranger Things: Season 5 hit Netflix on Wednesday, November 26. Let us know if you plan to watch as they air. Or if you are going to wait until the end of the year to binge the whole season.

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Brooklyn Horror Film Festival 2025: The Creep Tapes Season 2

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In 2014, Mark Duplass and Patrick Brice created magic with their mumblegore-adjacent found footage epic Creep. Three years later, this dreamy duo brought us the second installment of their creepy killer. Seven years would pass until Josef (Mark Duplass) would creep back into our daily lives with six truly terrifying episodes of The Creep Tapes. It would only be a short time until a second season of The Creep Tapes was announced…and even less time for a third season! The best experience I had at the Brooklyn Horror Film Festival was seeing the first three episodes of The Creep Tapes Season 2.

The Creep Tapes Season 2 Creeps Back Into the Spotlight

The Creep Tapes Season 1 was fairly straightforward throughout. It was a fantastic season (that I loved), but the majority of it was more of the same. Josef finds a victim (through various means), plays nice (and weird), goes after victim, and death. The season finale, “Mom (and Albert)”, was the first time we really got some (what seems to be) true background into Josef. From personal conversations, that episode was hit or miss. (I loved it, the dude hung dong!)

Upon hearing the news of Seasons 2 and 3, I was left wondering, will we get more background, OR will it just dive into Josef’s maniacal madness? While the first three episodes of Season 2 don’t do much to give us too much information about Josef’s background, it does up the ante considerably. Season 2 makes clear that Mark Duplass and Patrick Brice have grandiose ideas that they’re only scratching the surface of.

The Creep Tapes: S2 E1 “Joseph”

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but what happens when the imitation is just… wrong? Josef finds himself in the sights of Joseph (David Dastmalchian), who is looking for a videographer to film a video for his unborn son, as Joseph has been diagnosed with cancer. Sound familiar?

How can someone possibly replicate the insane scenario Josef concocted in Creep? It can’t just be a coincidence—and it’s not. We come to learn that Josef has been doing something with his tapes (and films) that allows Joseph to view his work. Unfortunately for Joseph, the wrong man answered his ad.

This piece of information is crucial for understanding who (and what) Josef is. At points, he seems mentally ill, misguided, a man who just gets too damn lucky sometimes. The information gleaned reveals a much more careless, while still sophisticated, man who believes he’s creating art (of sorts). What’s the purpose of creating chaos in the modern age of technology if you can’t share it with other degenerates?

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The “flip of the script” in Season 2 Episode 1 “Joseph” is a heart-racing 20-ish minutes of anticipation. I didn’t separate my butt from the edge of my seat until the credits rolled. But it’s with the casting of Joseph that the true magic of the Season 2 premiere excels. Who else can outmaniac a maniac? Of course, it has to be David Dastmalchian.

The Creep Tapes: S2 E2 “Mark”

Mark (Robert Longstreet) wakes up in a concrete room, his leg chained to the ground. A TV sits atop a table. An empty tub sits across the room. Someone lies still underneath a blanket, with a chain coming out of the bottom. And Josef accompanies Mark, leg chains and all. What could go wrong?

One of the most interesting things about Josef as a character is his ability to showcase his flaws, something that is extremely apparent in Season 2, Episodes 2 and 3. Nearly everything that can go wrong for Josef goes wrong. The reason it goes wrong is because of a simple oversight on Josef’s part. And it’s kind of heartening to see. Nearly every time we see Josef in action, he has a general grasp of his overall plan. He knows, more or less, how his targets will react, and his incredible improv skills allow him to course correct when necessary.

“Mark” just goes off the rails in ways Josef could never imagine.

Season 2, Episode 2 is Duplass and Brice’s nod at the Saw franchise. And, if anything other than a few laughs, solidifies the intense planning and expertise that goes into a John Kramer game. One simple oversight can cause a highly crafted plan to fall apart at the seams. To boot, “Mark” is one of the funniest pieces of horror media I have ever seen. It begs the question, what if an absolute dufus was put in a Saw film?

And don’t worry, bloodhounds, there’s gore aplenty!

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The Creep Tapes: S2 E3 “Wes”

Wes (Diego Josef) finds himself taking a job to help Josef film a house-flipping show’s pilot episode. But night descends, and Wes realizes that they’re in the middle of nowhere. Wes’s attempted escape from Josef leads to an unfortunate run-in with law enforcement. Oh boy, how will he get out of this one?!

Even the greatest of franchises will bottom out at some point. Much of what we’ve seen Josef do involves a certain amount of suspension of disbelief. HOW is there not at least a Reddit thread about filmmakers/videographers who have gone missing after answering Craigslist ads? There is no way a 20/20 wouldn’t have been made about these killings if they were real. I mean, just look at how many tapes we see in the opening. Josef is talented at what he does, but everyone slips up eventually.

“Wes” brought me to a point where I was unable to suspend my disbelief. When AMERICAN police see someone moving a potentially dead body and don’t immediately cuff and detain them, you’re asking a bit too much. The crux of this episode revolves around a repeated word: “professionalism.” I get that it’s supposed to shine a light on how unprofessional the police are in this scenario, but it’s a step too far.

What I will say is that it’s a fun angle to take. We’re watching this killer that we’ve seen commit nearly 10 murders, and there are more we haven’t, interact face to face with the police. How will he get out of this sticky situation? I just don’t believe the way it is handled is grounded in a reality that would ever make sense. The chemistry between Wes and Josef, though, is some of the best in the entire franchise. They play off of each other incredibly well, and it makes you wish “Wes” were a feature-length film character instead of an episode character.

A Bold New Chapter for The Creep Tapes

Overall, the first three episodes of The Creep Tapes Season 2 were an overall blast. Even with the issues I had throughout “Wes”, I was entertained the entire time. “Joseph” and “Mark” are contenders for the best episodes of the entire series (and maybe even best entries in the entire franchise). I love seeing Mark Duplass and Patrick Brice spreading their wings to take Josef in different directions. They find ways to keep the product feeling original while still paying direct homage to horror properties beloved by the masses. If these are the first three episodes of Season 2, I think we’re in for a real treat with the final three.

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The Creep Tapes Season 2 premieres November 14 on Shudder and AMC+.

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