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The 10 Best Episodes of Creepshow
Before there ever was a Creepshow series, there were only eight tales of suspense and horror within the Creepshow universe, delivered by the 80s horror-comedy films Creepshow and Creepshow 2. After bringing us fantastically horrific tales of a man with an apartment filled with roaches, a space fungus that spreads on contact, and a blob ensnaring victims trapped on a raft, more than thirty years passed before Creepshow was finally revived. In 2019, horror mastermind Greg Nicotero took up the director’s chair for Shudder, and to date, there have been twenty-three episodes and two Creepshow specials, all amounting to 48 new tales of terror. This count includes Creepshow season 4’s recent additions to the series, as it recently premiered six new episodes on October 13th.
After receiving seasons two and three so close together (they launched only five months apart), it felt as though the wait for the new season was exceptionally long. Now that these new additions to the Creepshow anthology are finally here, I’m happy to say that the season did not disappoint. It kept the same energy we’ve come to expect from the Creepshow series. Some tales of woe while other fun, campy accounts are displayed on twisted storylines filled with monsters and money-hungry people receiving their dues.
In celebration of the newcomer stories, it’s time to reflect on some of the most memorable tales that stand out from the Creepshow series.
The Ten Best Episodes of Creepshow
The Man in the Suitcase
Creepshow Season 1, Episode 3
The unique premise of this episode is nothing short of unforgettably dark. One man happens upon another man stuffed into a suitcase at an impossible angle. While attempting to rescue the man, he discovers something unique about this person that changes everything. Whenever the man in the suitcase is injured, his body involuntarily creates gold. The dreams of wealth ultimately lead to corruption as pain is inflicted on him ruthlessly.
Skeletons in The Closet
Creepshow Season 3, Episode 2
Featuring a house of horror movie props and its purveyors, this episode is a treat for horror fans as it discusses the objects used in real horror movies. I’m a sucker for fun facts about horror movies (see: Horror Trivia Tuesday), and in the spirit of behind-the-scenes info, I’ll share a fun fact with you about this episode. Around the beginning, you see our main character get outbid on the decapitated head from The Omen. In real life, Creepshow series creator Greg Nicotero is the proud owner of that prop head.
Mums
Creepshow Season 3, Episode 1
This episode is hands down one of the more depressing that Creepshow offers. It features an all too realistic tale of a boy whose mother is a victim of domestic violence. Of course, “Mums” sees that the perpetrators get their comeuppance in pure Creepshow fashion, but it still hurts my heart every time I watch it. Its memorability and the final monster make it a favorite, but boy, is it a bummer before we get there.
Pipe Screams
Creepshow Season 2, Episode 4
Nobody does tales of revenge better than Creepshow, baby. A plumber discovers that a hairball sort of murderous monster is lurking within the plumbing of an apartment building run by a slumlord. The slumlord, by the way, is played by Barbara Crampton in a way that makes me wish that Ms. Carrigan from Casper was a more prominent icon than she is.
Anyway, it turns out that in addition to the scary pipe monster, this building has lead pipes, which are incredibly hazardous to its tenants. Slumlord Barbie Carrigan doesn’t want to do anything about it, so the show ends the only way a Creepshow tale could.
The House of the Head
Creepshow Season 1, Episode 1
You may remember the starlet of Creepshow’s pilot episode, Cailey Fleming, from her role as Judith Grimes in another Greg Nicotero series, The Walking Dead. Here, she plays the role of Evie, a young girl who owns a strange dollhouse. While not immediately apparent, its strangeness becomes known when a mysterious and terrifying-looking head appears in the rooms. As it begins overtaking the dolls, I never cease to be amazed by Evie’s balls of pure steel. I remember running screaming to my parents’ room as a kid because a doll’s face got smooshed in, and I got scared looking at it. Kudos to Evie.
Smile
Creepshow Season 4, Episode 1
I didn’t want this episode to be on the best episodes of Creepshow list. Its ending is bleak, and the reality behind it all is too depressing. But try as I might, I can’t stop thinking about it. Since I’ve always maintained that the earmark of well-done horror is its ability to stick with you long after it’s over, I have no choice but to include “Smile” in this list. Creepshow episodes tend to have a lighthearted, campy, comedic element; even the aforementioned “Mums” had this. However, this season four episode of Creepshow is just grim. When polaroid photographs begin appearing, showing a married couple snapshots of their lives moments before they happen, one of the pair sees their hideous past reemerging.
Night of the Living Late Show
Creepshow Season 2, Episode 5
This special episode is the only feature in the season two finale. It follows a man who has discovered how to place a person into classic horror films via a virtual reality headset, where everything is entirely interactive by way of some super-computer technology. Recreating those classic horror movies must have been a blast behind the scenes, and it makes me slightly wish the technology was real. By the way, the inventor of this technology is played by Justin Long, and if you can recount this man’s luck in horror movies, you can figure out what sort of ending he will have.
To Grandmother’s House We Go
Creepshow Season 4, Episode 3
This episode contains two different stories we already know well in a new way. The first is that of the shallow, materialistic woman who marries for riches. However, this episode adds nuance to this stereotypical character, leaving you wanting to root for her to get the money. You might be able to ascertain the second story from the episode’s title. From beginning to end, it’s a great time to watch, leaving you wanting to see where it’s headed.
Queen Bee
Creepshow Season 3, Episode 1
I’m going heavy spoiler for this one, so if you have yet to see it and want to be surprised, scroll on. This episode sees a group of teens find out which hospital their favorite celebrity is giving birth at and go on a mission to be there. Things are immediately strange with silent candlelit halls, and then turn dangerous when people with glowing eyes begin showing up to fight them off. All of this is because, naturally, their celebrity idol turns out to be a giant lobster person who controls everyone nearby with mind control.
The best part of the episode happens when one of the friends threatens to go public; her friend is disappointed in her for not being Queen Bee’s “number one fan,” as she had claimed. It calls into question our culture of celebrity obsession, and I love it for it. The giant killer lobster effects are just a bonus.
Public Television of the Dead
Creepshow Season 2, Episode 1
I’m generally terrible at picking a favorite anything; however, this episode is by far my favorite episode of Creepshow. Everything takes place on a set filmed live for public broadcast television. When the host of an appraiser roadshow accidentally reads from the Necronomicon, all hell breaks loose on set. Luckily, a knock-off Bob Ross is there, and he knows some kick-ass fighting moves. The episode is an absolute blast to watch and gets bonus credit for giving us a little slice of Evil Dead.
I’m thrilled about the new episodes of Creepshow, and I hope they keep coming. People tend to have mixed feelings about the show. After all, as exhibited by this list, the mood of Creepshow can jump from one extreme to the next from episode to episode. But that unpredictability is one of the things that make Creepshow great. No matter the content, from the giddy highs to the morbid lows, every episode is, in its own way, strange, eerie, and terrifying.
Do you agree with this list? What’s your favorite episode of Creepshow? Tell us in the comments below or reach out on social media!
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Revisiting ‘Haven’: SyFy’s Forgotten Stephen King Adaptation
The works of Stephen King are back in the spotlight once again, if they ever really left. Mike Flanagan’s Carrie series is set to release on Amazon Prime this October 7th, and the heat is on. This would be the fourth run at the tale of a tortured psychic girl suffering through serious religious trauma and bullying; it’s also the first successful television series adaptation. Famously, the 2002 TV film was supposed to serve as the pilot for an extended Carrie series, but that never got off the ground.
There’s a variety of reactions to the show already; from complaints about getting another Carrie White that doesn’t look like Carrie White, to thoughts about introducing other psychic students into the story. It’s fair to say there’s, at the very least, renewed interest in re-evaluating the many adaptations of Stephen King’s works. Old habits die hard.
There’s a ridiculously large swath to choose from, ranging from the obvious classics like The Shining and Pet Sematary, to irregulars like The Langoliers and The Night Flyer. If you’re feeling especially bold, you might try a King original like Storm of the Century or Rose Red (I’m overdue for a watch of Storm anyways). But among all these lies one of the strangest and most forgotten King adaptations. One that was sold as an adaptation of a single novel, but is really a spiritual sibling to the entirety of Stephen King’s canon. That adaptation is the SyFy original series, Haven.
The Silver Age of Supernatural Television Drama
The development of Haven sits smack dab in the middle of what I would call the Silver Age of Supernatural Television Drama. The hypothetical Golden Age that precedes it isn’t pinned to exact years but rather defined by a few masterpieces of evergreen television. These are the shows throughout the ‘90s that really impacted cable TV at large. The obvious cultural touchstones of the genre: The X-Files, Twin Peaks, and most importantly Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel, which would see monumental success. They were rapidly followed by the likes of shows like American Gothic and Roswell. I would count Smallville too, but again, blurry edges.
The Silver Age then is marked by an explosion of shows, not necessarily being created as knee jerk reactions to that success, but certainly heavily inspired by these network defining hits. Shows that enjoyed the episodic “monster of the week” format while retaining a focus on the interpersonal drama between its characters. They debuted as their progenitors ended or went late in their run, effectively meant to “replace” them.
This time saw the rise of J.J. Abrams renown with the shows Alias, Fringe, and most importantly, the mega-hit Lost. The most successful of all of them, Eric Kripke’s Supernatural, is still reverberating through pop culture today after its 15 year long run. And for my fellow Warehouse 13 enthusiasts, you know that this is the era that the highly underrated show thrived in.
Also, MTV’s Teen Wolf was there too, I guess.
From The Dead Zone to Haven Island
Among these much more successful shows was an odd little Stephen King adaptation: USA Network’s The Dead Zone. It was a very fast and loose interpretation of King’s novel of the same name. You know the one: go into a six-year coma, come back with psychic powers, meet an evil politician, race to stop him from causing the end of the world. Also, Anthony Michael Hall is here too, I guess.
As one might expect, the premise was rife with procedural potential. Despite a solid initial viewer base, The Dead Zone ran for 6 seasons before being cancelled due to waning ratings. But two of its writers, Sam Ernst and Jim Dunn, ended up as showrunners for a similar but even stranger translation of King’s work: a television adaptation of the book The Colorado Kid called Haven.
When The Adaptation Is Unrecognizable
Haven premiered in July of 2010 on SyFy, joining during a great (if not the best) era for the network. There were phenomenal runs going on with Merlin, Warehouse 13, and later the American remake of Being Human. And, unsurprising to anyone who got 20 minutes into the show’s first episode, “Welcome to Haven”, it fit in much more with those shows than it did with its source material. In fact, the premise betrayed all expectations for fans of the novel.
What The Colorado Kid Is About…
For context: the book is about an intern at a newspaper, Stephanie, trying to solve the bizarre death of a nameless drifter with her new bosses, Dave Bowie and Vince Teague. Details are sparse, and what few the trio have just don’t line up. What results is a hard-fought battle to finally crack the case of who, or what, killed the Colorado Kid. More importantly, The Colorado Kid is pretty explicitly a mystery novel about mystery novels; it has a victim, but there’s little information about the killer, and that’s intentional.
The blank space in this case is the focus. King is really more interested in observing how an audience interfaces with a mystery and what makes them so compelling. He spells all this out as much in an afterword, down to explaining why he wanted to write the story and his perspective on “wanting” an answer being better than “knowing” the answer.
…Is Far and Away from Haven’s Premise
The TV show Haven, however, is very, very different. The show follows FBI agent Audrey Parker (Emily Rose), who is drawn to the town to investigate the inexplicable murder of a criminal who escaped federal prison. When it’s revealed he was killed by impossible means, she soon discovers a phenomenon known as “The Troubles”: the sudden and often subconscious manifestation of dangerous supernatural abilities in the townspeople of Haven. As Audrey realizes her past is intertwined with The Troubles, she attempts to solve the mystery of what’s causing them and who she really is as she becomes entrenched in the lives of Haven’s locals.
Different versions of newspaper owners Dave and Vince, as well as The Colorado Kid himself in season 2, do show up in Haven. But fundamentally, the show is an entirely different beast tonally. It is far and away from the novel, and strangely enough, that was at Stephen King’s request. He initially told Ernst and Dunn when the show was being pitched to ABC to spice it up with more supernatural elements.
Hence, how it ended up as a monster of the week show on Syfy. Double hence, how it became an unrecognizable adaptation of a hardly supernatural book. If I had to compare it to any of the Golden Age shows, it’s most obviously inspired by The X-Files. That being said, it’s hard not to draw comparisons to Fringe. Especially given how, like Fringe, Haven becomes really, really serialized rather than episodic.
A Flat, Kind of Cheesy First Season That Grows on You
The initial monster of the week format set up in Season 1 does carry into the following four seasons, but it becomes very clear that there is a main mythology that will take precedence by early Season 2. While the supernatural mysteries that make up the bulk of the episodes are solid (see episodes 1, 4, 6, 8, and 10 through 13 for the best of the first season), they’re mostly establishing the groundwork for Audrey’s personal narrative arc.
The mysteries are also the backdrop for Audrey’s budding love triangle with local handsome cop Nathan Wournos (Lucas Bryant) and local handsome rogue Duke Crocker (Eric Balfour). The romance is kind of terrible, and unfortunately very frequent since they’re often cooperating to solve the mysteries together.
So, that’s all I’m going to say about it in an effort to be kind.
Haven Season 2 Deepens Audrey Parker’s Mystery
Haven’s first season is mostly tame, erring on slightly underwhelming, with some very cheesy dialogue and drama. The characters aren’t nailed down as anything but loose pastiches until the last several episodes. By then, they’ve built some weight and dimension to them. Where Season 1 leaves off is a pretty solid cliffhanger that will have you at least curious enough to venture into Season 2 if you’ve watched this far. It serves as the first big bite into the intrigue of the question “Who Is Audrey Parker?”, which is the central pillar of the show.
Season 2 is much more engaging, and the episodic mysteries feel much more significant and dangerous. Eventually, the mythology around Audrey and the Troubles sprawls out into a maze of even more questions involving secret societies, split personalities, time travel, and tears in the fabric of reality. That last bit might stand out to fans of The Dark Tower series, and that’s because I’m talking about exactly what you think I’m talking about (no spoilers!).
A Stephen King Adaptation About Stephen King Stories
The show is only somewhat effective at establishing its mythos around Audrey and The Troubles. But I have to appreciate it for what it manages to do in the process, especially throughout the second season as it gives us one good solid villain to follow in the malicious Reverend Driscoll. He is a classic King-style villain, and an embodiment of what Haven really excels at. The same way that The Colorado Kid is a mystery novel about mystery novels, Haven is a Stephen King adaptation about Stephen King Stories.
This goes beyond the fact that they’re effectively trying to find a new person with the shine every week and stopping them before they have their own personal “Black Prom” level meltdown. The show is chockful of references, small and large (the vast majority are sight gags referring directly to Stephen King stories) to his writing. There’s an abundance of episodes whose plots are overtly reinterpretations of King’s works, especially in season two with various homages to It, Maximum Overdrive, and The Dark Half.
And even when the show doesn’t have a one-to-one analog with a King story, it excels at stocking Haven Island with a variety of secondary characters that genuinely feel like the cast of a Stephen King book. The dialog might be corny and the residents strange, but it does feel like a lived in setting, a hallmark of the author’s many fictional small towns in Maine (which get namedropped a decent amount in the show, obviously, they’re all neighbors). Also, when we get the answer of who exactly Audrey is, it actually does end up connecting to the greater Stephen King mythos in a way that is surprising and kind of fun, even if the ending is a little underwhelming and gives Buffy finale flashbacks.
Haven Isn’t Half Bad
At the end of the day, I can’t confidently say Haven is a great show. Especially with how it drags in a lot of places (that double-wide trailer of a fifth season is particularly egregious). It can be exceptionally hit or miss. But it’s so uniquely dedicated to recapturing the vibes of a Stephen King story, that I have to admire it when it does succeed, when some might find that a futile task. Paradoxically, the further it gets away from the source material it was barely riffing off of, the more King it feels.
It is at the very least an incredibly unique show in the Silver Age of Supernatural TV, and if you can tolerate the melodrama of your Supernatural’s and Warehouse 13’s, you’re likely to find some amusement in it even if you’re tuning in and out while watching it. More than ten years out now from Haven’s 2015 finale, it’s safe to say the series won’t click with everybody, but for fans that enjoy homages to the prolific horror author’s extensive repertoire, you’ll be hard pressed to find a show that shows more love to King than this.
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Stephen King’s ‘The Stand’: Why Its Apocalypse Still Feels Relevant
Let’s look back at a time none of us really want to…December of 2020. Trump is in the final few months of his first term as President. The nation is still in the midst of the COVID pandemic. With dictatorship, political and social unrest, and a pandemic sweeping the nation, it felt like either the best or the worst time for something like The Stand to return to American pop culture.
The Stand’s miniseries remake came out in 2020. Generally, the consensus is pretty negative. The original Mick Garris series from the 1990s is also very flawed and received an extremely mixed reception, but it has also garnered a bit of a cult status. None of this is too surprising, seeing as the novel is a grandiose epic that is a daunting task to adapt perfectly. Regardless of iteration, though, it unfortunately seems like a fairly relevant text for troubled times, and seems to continuously return to the zeitgeist in times of recession or despair. So…why exactly does it keep coming back?
The Stand in the 1990s
The Stand was originally published in 1978, and was a smash hit. For those unfamiliar, the novel is a post-apocalyptic, fantasy-horror epic concerning the outbreak of a deadly disease called Captain Trips’. Groups of pure-of-heart Survivors are brought together by premonitions of a psychic woman named Mother Abigail. She is a symbol of everything good in the world. Meanwhile, a demonic drifter named Randall Flagg begins to collect vagrants to build a fascist regime out of a gutted Las Vegas. Commercially and critically, the novel struck a chord with audiences everywhere. King was well-known already for Salem’s Lot, Carrie, and The Shining, so a horror-adventure epic felt like the next step for him. In the 1990s, a complete and unabridged edition was published, clocking in at over 1100 pages. This edition is where the novel’s political analysis can really start.
One notable detail changed from the 1970s edition to the 1990s uncut version is the inclusion of contemporary details. The timeline was changed to cement the book with a sense of timelessness. One haunting detail in particular is the comparison of the disease to the AIDS epidemic, which was devastating the country in the 1980s and 90s.
While the comparison is not a major detail of this changed text, it feels very purposeful in its playing into the politics. With the fictional Captain Trips’ connection to the U.S government’s failure to help/control the disease, one can feel the frustration with the Reagan cabinet’s handling of the pandemic during the 1980s. The miniseries premiered in the 1990s as well, so it makes sense that some of these same frustrations might be the catalyst for the book’s first major adaptation.
The Stand in 2020 and 2026
This was touched upon in the intro, but like the 1990s, 2020’s decision to adapt might have lined up perfectly with the world’s current affairs. COVID and Trump are clear, commonly stated comparisons to Captain Trips, as well as Randall Flagg. With Trump back in power in 2026, the CDC is gutted, giving way to poop lettuce and a rise in Measles. One can begin dog-earring the old mass market paperback of The Stand and pull their collars in nervousness.
Randall Flagg’s attention to Las Vegas coincides with Trump’s love of all things gold and grand. The faux-royal look, with redecorations to the White House and a hideous ballroom, might remind constant readers of Randall Flagg’s move to Las Vegas. All of the garishness is but a fake distraction, decorations so his followers do not see that the promises are all fake. At the end of the day, it is all designed to serve Flagg and Flagg only. It might be time for another adaptation soon…
Apocalypse fiction, and Hope rooted in Horror
The Stand is a testament to the power of horror and genre fiction. The reason horror has maintained its cultural relevance more than any other genre is its relevance to cultural fears and worries. All the way back to Night of the Living Dead, the genre had recognized the world around it and found ways to tell stories to allow a sense of escapism, and an outlet for anxiety. The Stand is possibly the greatest example of this.
The Stand will always be relevant, unfortunately, because there will always be Randall Flaggs. There will always be Captain Trips’. This incarnate evil will always exist in some capacity in society, in one way or another. However, there will also be Mother Abigails. There will always be Tom Cullens. The Stand exists for catharsis, yes, escapism, yes, but also as hope.
As we see at the end of the novel’s extended edition, Randall Flagg does not die-he just is reborn in a different time period. On the other hand, after Mother Abigail’s death, she continues to speak to the survivors as well. There will always be evil, but there will also always be good. The Stand is a testament to the cultural catharsis of horror, but also the necessary hope rooted in the darkest stories we tell.


