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[REVIEW] ‘The Battery’ (2012) Recharged A Dying Subgenre

The Battery follows Ben (Jeremy Gardner) and Mickey (Adam Cronheim), two pre-apocalypse baseball players, who travel around scavenging and looking for some semblance of life. Only, these two men have two different ideas of what life means. Mickey gains hope after hearing two survivors, Annie (Alana O’Brien) and Frank (Larry Fessenden), over their walkie-talkies, but Ben doesn’t really care to entertain the idea of finding more survivors. The two men continue their travels and scavenging until they finally meet another survivor… but that survivor might just mark the end of the road for them.

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I am a huge Jeremy Gardner fan. Gardner stunned with his role in The Leech, was an incredible supporting actor to Dezzy (Dora Madison) in Bliss (one of my Letterboxd top 4 movies), directed (and starred) the hell out of After Midnight, and seems like an all-around good dude. I had seen The Battery years ago and enjoyed it, but I never put the pieces together that Gardner wrote, directed, and starred in it. Gardner’s Chainsaw Award-winning directorial debut shows how to make a compelling, large-scale-in-feeling zombie film on an incredibly small budget.

The Battery: A Unique Zombie Film with Heart

The Battery follows Ben (Jeremy Gardner) and Mickey (Adam Cronheim), two pre-apocalypse baseball players, who travel around scavenging and looking for some semblance of life. Only, these two men have two different ideas of what life means. Mickey gains hope after hearing two survivors, Annie (Alana O’Brien) and Frank (Larry Fessenden), over their walkie-talkies, but Ben doesn’t really care to entertain the idea of finding more survivors. The two men continue their travels and scavenging until they finally meet another survivor… but that survivor might just mark the end of the road for them.

Not Your Typical Zombie Action Flick

If you’re going into The Battery expecting non-stop zombie-slaying action with buckets of blood, then this film might not be for you. This film is a methodical, well-paced, emotionally intense, claustrophobic masterpiece. It’s a character exploration of fight or flight. Ben is a realist. He is pragmatic and forward-thinking. Mickey is a romantic. He longs for connections and relationships (aside from his relationship with Ben). Gardner and Cronheim expertly portray their characters in ways this subgenre doesn’t always get to see. Their characters are excellent on their own, but they’re even more intriguing when they play off of each other.

A Joyful Respite in a Bleak World

One of my favorite tropes in zombie films is when the characters take a slight reprieve from the horrors of the world and partake in a montage of joy. That scene exists in the sweetest way in The Battery. Ben and Mickey come across an apple orchard after Ben forces Mickey to kill his first zombie. They buffet on dozens of apples, play baseball with the rotten ones, and, for a few moments… forget their troubles. It’s a welcome moment of happiness from the overwhelming dread Gardner builds throughout the film thus far.

The Ending: A Claustrophobic Climax (Spoiler Warning)

It’s important to talk about the ending and how everything leads up to this moment, so be warned of spoilers.
After some time, Ben and Mickey come across a survivor named Jerry (Niels Bolle). Jerry tries to steal their car, but they get the upper hand and dispatch Jerry. Annie eventually shows up, shoots Ben in the leg, and ultimately spares the two. She leaves them, but not before throwing their car keys in the high grass. They’re unable to find their keys and end up staying the night in their vehicle as a group of zombies surround their car. From this moment on, the rest of the film (roughly 20/ish minutes) takes place with them in their vehicle.

Ben vs. Mickey: A Character Showdown

This is a pivotal character moment for both of the men. Mickey wants to spend his days in a house or commune with other survivors, while Ben wants to live out of the car and spend his days scavenging. Throughout the majority of the film, Ben gets his way. His levelheadedness is what has kept them alive to this point. It’s not until Mickey gets his way, they stay in a house, he kills a zombie, and they spend the day at the apple orchard that things finally go awry for them. This feels like Gardner’s way of saying there is room in this world for a romanticized view of life, but it’s important to remain focused and even-keeled, to remain optimistically nihilistic.

Why The Battery Stands Out in the Zombie Genre

The Battery explores the human condition, packaged into a beautiful, well-shot, low-budget chef-d’oeuvre. Jeremy Gardner has proven time and time again just how impressive he is as an actor and filmmaker, and rewatching The Battery a little over a decade after its release solidifies that. In a subgenre full of Warm Bodies, World War Z, and Resident Evil, it’s important to remember that films like The Battery exist.

Brendan is an award-winning author and screenwriter rotting away in New Jersey. His hobbies include rain, slugs, and the endless search for The Mothman.

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Brooklyn Horror Film Festival 2025: ‘Buffet Infinity’ Review

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Within the found footage subgenre exists an even more niche and untapped market. Screen life has slowly overtaken found footage; hardcore fans, like myself, ache for something different. One of the more interesting sub-subgenres of found footage is something that I don’t think has a name yet, so let’s name it here and now. How about…TV-gone-rogue! The TV-gone-rogue subgenre is small. Ghostwatch got the ball rolling for these gone rogue-like films, but there was radio silence for quite some time. It would be Chris LaMartina’s WNUF Halloween Special that really brought this idea back into the limelight. Many filmmakers have tried to make TV-gone-rogue interesting, and many have failed. That is until Simon Glassman stepped onto the scene with Buffet Infinity.

Buffet Infinity: A Chaotic Tale of Westridge

The town (city?) of Westridge is whisked into chaos when the new Buffet Infinity restaurant rolls into town. Local sandwich shop owner Jennifer Avery (Allison Bench) is the first to take the soon-to-be conglomerate to task with increasingly pointed advertisements. Suddenly, local restaurant owners/workers go missing in droves as Buffet Infinity expands into neighboring businesses. Sinkholes, missing cityfolk, quarantines, and mysterious sounds abound, leaving residents to ask one question…who really has the sauce?

On the Brooklyn Horror Film Festival schedule, the header image for Buffet Infinity shows multiple people T-posing and floating in the sky. I was immediately sold. I had no clue what I was getting into, and I didn’t want to know. The film was introduced as “one of the craziest we have this year.” (Slightly paraphrasing.) What was I about to watch? Little did I know, it was about to be an hour and forty minutes of small-town madness.

Writers Allison Bench and Elisia Snyder, and writer-director Simon Glassman, transport viewers into an upside down world of weaponized local ads; a thriving town invaded by the deep pockets of monopolized capitalism. As someone who grew up in a decently sized town, though probably not large enough to be considered a city, there was a tinge of nostalgia that accompanied Buffet Infinity. Westridge feels cozy and intimate, a town where everyone knows your name. It’s a “baked in a buttery flaky crust” town. Sure, they have their McDonald’s and Burger Kings, but the real townsfolk eat at Jennifer’s sandwich shop–local knitting circles murmur about what they think is in Jennifer’s secret sauce. Simply put, Westridge feels like a home that many people like myself grew up in. And it reminds us of a simpler time that’s long gone.

A Unique Blend of Humor and Eldritch Terror

Buffet Infinity hides its horror well. It slowly guides the viewer into a sense of unease. As easily as the creators have you laughing, they have you squirming. The absurdist joy quickly transforms into Eldritch terrors from beyond. Many filmmakers say they’re inspired by the idea of it’s-not-what-you-see that’s scary, but many times it feels performative. Bench, Glassman, and Snyder have crafted a truly special script that edges you with terror and excitement. They constantly push you to the edge of release, and then back away. It’s the Japanese water torture of exposition. And, for me, it works incredibly well.

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One of the most important aspects of Buffet Infinity is the over-capitalization of our lives. While the creators tackle this idea in a tongue-in-cheek manner, their message is highly effective. For the most part. This constant tete-a-tete between Buffet Infinity and the locals is highly amusing, but brings a larger conversation to the forefront. The town I grew up in is a shadow of what it once was. And I know many feel the same about the towns they grew up in. I can already hear the moans of people who dislike this film: “Brandon, it’s not that deep.” And I would highly disagree. Buffet Infinity feels like a reflective protest film–a loud and proud middle finger at what we should have said when the Super Walmart put mom and pops out of business.

Sorry, this review has gone off the rails. Let’s reel it back in a bit.

Why Buffet Infinity Redefines Found Footage

Buffet Infinity is a riotous romp, a hilarious horror that goes from zero to 100 pretty damn fast. Each commercial slowly builds on its last and uniquely tells its story. This film sets a new precedent for the TV-gone-rogue subgenre. Not to directly compare, but a film like WNUF Halloween Special (a film I love) uses its commercials as a coda; it’s a separation of what you saw/heard and prepares you for the next movement. Buffet Infinity uses its commercial to create the story. Instead of watching news pieces, then irrelevant commercials, then back to news pieces, Buffet Infinity breaks the mold. Hell, it creates the mold.

As someone who has been dying to see a Welcome to Nightvale film, Buffet Infinity is the closest thing I could ask for. It is full of killer performances (looking at you, Ahmed Ahmed), is well-crafted, and sets a new precedent on an underutilized side of found footage. Buffet Infinity is a full-course meal. I highly suspect that Buffet Infinity will gather the unwavering support that Hundreds of Beavers gathered and will go on to be considered an instant classic of the 2020s.

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Brooklyn Horror Film Fest 2025: ‘It Needs Eyes’ Review

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We are all very much aware of how much time we spend on our phones. More importantly, anyone on the internet can see how younger generations are impacted by being constantly online. So, Zack Ogle and Aaron Pagniano’s new film, It Needs Eyes, is preaching to the choir. However, it adds creepy layers to the conversations many of us are already having today.

It Needs Eyes follows a teen named Rowan (Raquel Lebish) who is moving in with her aunt after a traumatic event. Her aunt Mella (Lydia Fiore) hasn’t spoken to the family in years. So, her relationship with her niece is strained to say the least. However, she has stepped in now that Rowan’s father is in the hospital. Further widening their divide is the fact that Rowan is glued to her phone. 

The Internet Is Scary

We see Rowan watching random videos, as she tries to distract herself from her own thoughts while she worries about her father. However, soon, cat videos aren’t doing it for her, and she starts to find extreme videos online. Things escalate to the point that she is watching self-harm videos and clips of people dying. This addiction begins to make it hard for her to connect with the people around her, including her new neighbor and love interest, Alex (Isadora Leiva).

It Needs Eyes has a protagonist that many can relate to. After all, aren’t we all using these smart devices to hide from our own problems? Who among us hasn’t lost an embarrassing amount of hours watching videos and reels? However, because it’s driving in the internet addiction lane, Rowan’s need for content escalates. She needs darker videos in the same way that someone makes the leap into harder drugs. Her journey parallels nicely with her father’s battle with addiction, which is one of the many things Rowan doesn’t seem ready to face. 

Addiction and Loneliness are a Deadly Combo

Rowan’s addiction, loneliness, and inability to fully connect with people not on her phone eventually leads her to stumble across the ultimate score. She discovers a woman named Fishtooth (Lola Blanc) who made videos in the 80s and seemingly disappeared. Rowan cannot let this mystery go and soon begins to follow clues that Fishtooth may be closer than she thinks. This is where the creepy mystery thread begins to weave itself around all of the other threads of the film. Before Fishtooth was introduced, I was starting to worry this movie would just be seven fucked up images in a trench coat. 

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It Needs Eyes is one of those movies you go back and forth on. I loved discussing the themes of it in the bar after the Brooklyn Horror Film Fest screening. I even really dug some of the twisted imagery and topics it manages to tackle. The movie deserves some respect for how it handles so many issues surrounding internet culture without straying too far from its path. If you’re looking for a dark exploration of how the internet is absorbing us and preventing us from being present in our actual lives, this is your movie. It’s an interesting and at times disturbing reminder that we should all unplug more often.

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