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[Review] ‘Warm Bodies’ (2013) Is Too Cold
Warm Bodies follows R (Nicholas Hoult), a semi-conscious, self-aware zombie who spends his days shambling around an abandoned airport with his zom-buddy M (Rob Corddry). R and M, and a small horde of slow-walking shamblers, leave the airport to go on a feeding run (walk) and happen to run into a group of survivors on a supply run. Julie (Teresa Palmer) and Perry’s (Dave Franco) team are overtaken by R and his crew, leading to R feasting on Perry’s brains. In this universe, feeding on someone’s brain unlocks their memories for that zombie. This leads to R falling head over heels for Julie and saving her from the rest of the zombies. As R and Julie “fall in love”, they realize the cure might just be the girlfriend we made along the way.
As someone entering their sophomore year of college when Warm Bodies hit theaters, I completely ignored this teenybopper film. Plus, Isaac Marion’s YA novel of the same name was far from anything I wanted to read in high school. (I say this as if I read anything other than Max Brooks’ The Zombie Survival Guide over and over again.) That’s not to mean I’m throwing any shade on those who were fans of the book or film adaptation, but a Nicholas Hoult-led adaptation of something I had no interest in really didn’t get my goose. Watching this film in a post-Nosferatu world is quite odd, and seeing how far Hoult has grown as an actor is impressive. It’s just a shame I had to sit through one hour and 38 minutes of Rob Corddry and Dave Franco in 2025.
Warm Bodies: A Zombie’s Unexpected Romance
Warm Bodies follows R (Nicholas Hoult), a semi-conscious, self-aware zombie who spends his days shambling around an abandoned airport with his zom-buddy M (Rob Corddry). R and M, and a small horde of slow-walking shamblers, leave the airport to go on a feeding run (walk) and happen to run into a group of survivors on a supply run. Julie (Teresa Palmer) and Perry’s (Dave Franco) team are overtaken by R and his crew, leading to R feasting on Perry’s brains. In this universe, feeding on someone’s brain unlocks their memories for that zombie. This leads to R falling head over heels for Julie and saving her from the rest of the zombies. As R and Julie “fall in love”, they realize the cure might just be the girlfriend we made along the way.
I’ll be blunt, writer/director Jonathan Levine has only ever made one solid movie. All the Boys Love Mandy Lane was a unique examination of the idea of the final girl and it was a hell of a directorial debut for Levine. Beyond that film, his career would be nothing more than [mainly] terrible Seth Rogen shitters. Realizing that Levine was the “creative” force behind Warm Bodies was really no surprise. Well, the only surprise was that Seth Rogen wasn’t chuckle-acting his way as the comedic relief zombie here.
Why Warm Bodies Fails as Comedy, Horror, and Romance
Not only is Warm Bodies not funny, it’s not scary. It’s not even romantic? R kills Julie’s boyfriend, kidnaps her under the guise of saving her, and then basically browbeats her into a necrophilic Stockholm syndrome. While I haven’t read the book, I kept saying, “That ain’t it chief,” throughout the film’s runtime. To boot, the film picks and chooses what it wants R to remember when it fits the narrative. It’s a mess.
The acting is fine and some of the zombie makeup is passable. But the skeletons look like mid-aughts, half-assed CGI. Warm Bodies had a budget of 35 million dollars, and they couldn’t even make the antagonists look halfway decent. You’re probably saying, “It’s a rom-com, chill out!” No! Warm Bodies feels like more of a cash grab on a waining-in-popularity IP that was quickly pumped out before the world forgot about it and moved on to the next YA property.
The Problematic Politics in Warm Bodies
What really gets my goat is the absolute mishandling of the film’s political undertones. Colonel Grigio (John Malkovich) is a pre-Trump oligarch who built a wall to keep the “baddies” out. It’s not until they realize that love cures all that the plague can be undone! It’s a hodgepodge script that says “Not all zombies are bad!” See! There are good zombies! And the good zombies don’t like the bad zombies! (If you can’t tell from my snarkiness, I’m using zombies as an interchangeable term for immigrants.) This political subtext is for the mouthbreathers who need to be force-fed the idea of empathy via overpaid white people. When in reality, all it should take is watching a two-second clip of kids in cages or reading that Gitmo was opened to “house” undocumented immigrants. Honestly, the idea of portraying the undocumented as brain-eating parasites that need to be taught about love is beyond highly offensive.
Maybe Warm Bodies would not have me so incensed if I had watched it in 2013, but I walked away from this film with a bitter taste in my mouth. It’s not a compelling romance, comedy, or zombie film. The over-sanitized idea that love cures all may have been more palatable in a pre-Trump world, but that shit doesn’t fly anymore. Resistance makes change. Someone who shares a name with a Mario character makes change. And after watching Warm Bodies, it’s clear that some shiny-shoed Hollywood insider doesn’t understand that.
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‘Frankenstein’ Review: Guillermo Del Toro Is Off to the Races
Those expecting Guillermo Del Toro’s Frankenstein to be similar to the book, or to any other adaptation, are in for something else. A longtime enjoyer of the creature’s story, Del Toro instead draws from many places: the novel, James Whale’s culturally defining 1931 film, the Kenneth Branagh version, there are even hints from Terence Fisher’s Curse of Frankenstein, and if the set design and costuming are to be believed, there are trace elements of the National Theatre production too.
The formulation to breathe life into this amalgam is a sort of storm cloud of cultural memory and personal desire for Del Toro. This is about crafting his Frankenstein: the one he wanted to see since he was young, the vision he wanted to stitch together. What results is an experience that is more colorful and kinetic and well-loved by its creator than any Frankenstein we’ve had yet, but what it leaves behind is much of its gothic heart. Quiet darkness, looming dread, poetry, and romance are set aside as what has been sold as “the definitive retelling” goes off to the races. It’s a fast-paced ride through a world of mad science, and you’re on it.
Victor Frankenstein’s Ambition and Tragedy
A tale as old as time, with some changes: the morbid talents and untamed hubris of Victor Frankenstein (Oscar Isaac) guide him to challenge death itself. Spurred by a wealthy investor named Henrich Harlander, and a desire for Harlander’s niece Elizabeth (Mia Goth), Victor uses dead flesh and voltaic vigor to bring a creature to life. His attempts to rear it, however, go horribly wrong, setting the two on a bloody collision course as the definitions of man and monster become blurred.
Guillermo Del Toro’s Frankenstein is more Hellboy in its presentation than it is Crimson Peak; it’s honestly more similar to Coppola’s Dracula than either of them. The film is barely done with its opening when it starts with a loud sequence of the monster attacking Walton’s ship on the ice. Flinging crew members about and walking against volleys of gunfire, he is a monstrosity by no other name. The Creature (Jacob Elordi) cries out in guttural screams, part animal and part man, as it calls for its creator to be returned to him. While visually impressive (and it remains visually impressive throughout, believe me), this appropriately bombastic hook foreshadows a problem with tone and tempo.
A Monster That Moves Too Fast
The pace overall is far too fast for its first half, even with its heavy two-and-a-half-hour runtime. It’s also a far cry from the brooding nature the story usually takes. A scene where Victor demonstrates rudimentary reanimation to his peers and a council of judges is rapid, where it should be agonizingly slow. There’s horror and an instability in Victor to be emphasized in that moment, but the grotesque sight is an oddly triumphant one instead. Most do not revile his experiments; in fact he’s taken quite seriously.
Many scenes like this create a tonal problem that makes Victor’s tale lean more toward melodrama than toward philosophical or emotional aspects; he is blatantly wild and free, in a way that is respected rather than pitied. There are opportunities to stop, breathe in the Victorian roses and the smell of death, to get really dour, but it’s neglected until the film’s second half.
Isaac’s and Goth’s performances are overwrought at points, feeling more like pantomimes of Byronic characters. I’m not entirely convinced it has more to do with them than with the script they’re given. Like Victor working with the parts of inmates and dead soldiers, even the best of actors with the best of on-screen chemistry are forced to make do. The dialogue has incredibly high highs (especially in its final moments), but when it has lows, how low they are; a character outright stating that “Victor is the real monster” adage to his face was an ocean floor piece of writing if there ever was one.
Isaac, Goth, and Elordi Bring Life to the Dead
Jacob Elordi’s work here, however, is blameless. Though Elordi’s physical performance as the creature will surely win praise, his time speaking is the true highlight. It’s almost certainly a definitive portrayal of the character; his voice for Victor’s creation is haunted with scorn and solitude, the same way his flesh is haunted by the marks of his creator’s handiwork. It agonizes me to see so little of the books’ most iconic lines used wholesale here, because they would be absolutely perfect coming from Elordi. Still, he has incredible chemistry with both Isaac and Goth, and for as brief as their time together is, he radiates pure force.
Frankenstein Is a Masterclass in Mise-En-Scène
Despite its pacing and tone issues, one can’t help but appreciate the truly masterful craftsmanship Del Toro has managed to pack into the screen. Every millimeter of the sets is carved to specification, filled with personality through to the shadows. Every piece of brick, hint of frost, stain of blood, and curve of the vine is painstakingly and surgically placed to create one of the most wonderful and spellbinding sets you’ve seen—and then it keeps presenting you with new environments like that, over, and over.
At the very least, Del Toro’s Frankenstein is a masterpiece of mise-en-scène down to the minutest of details, and that makes it endlessly rewatchable for aesthetic purposes. This isn’t even getting into the effervescent lighting, or how returning collaborator Kate Hawley has outdone herself again with the costuming. Guillermo Del Toro tackling the king of gothic horror stories, a story written by the mother of all science fiction, inevitably set a high bar for him to clear. And while it’s not a pitch perfect rendering of Mary Shelley’s slow moving and Shakespearean epistolary, it is still one of the best-looking movies you will see all year.
Perhaps for us, it’s at the cost of adapting the straightforward, dark story we know into something more operatic. It sings the tale like a soprano rather than reciting it like humble prose, and it doesn’t always sing well. But for Del Toro, the epic scale and voice of this adaptation is the wage expected for making the movie he’s always dreamed of. Even with its problems, it’s well worth it to see a visionary director at work on a story they love.
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‘The Siege of Ape Canyon’ Review: Bigfoot Comes Home
In my home, films like Night of the Demon and Abominable are played on repeat; Stan Gordon is king. One of my favorite stories surrounding Bigfoot and Ufology is the Bigfoot/UFO double flap of 1973, which Stan Gordon has an incredible in-depth book on. The Patterson–Gimlin film couldn’t hold a flame to Stan Gordon’s dive into one of my home state’s most chronicled supernatural time periods. But as much as I love the Bigfoot topic, I’m not ashamed to say I don’t know half of the stories surrounding that big hairy beast. And one topic that I’m not ashamed to say I haven’t heard of is The Siege of Ape Canyon.
The Harrowing Events of Ape Canyon
Washington State, 1924. A group of miners (originally consisting of Marion Smith, Leroy P. Smith, Fred Beck, John Peterson, August Johannson, and Mac Rhodes) was on a quest to claim a potential gold mine. Literally. The miners would eventually set up camp on the east slope of Mount Saint Helens. Little did they know their temporary shelter would be the start of a multi-day barrage of attacks from what they and researchers believed to be Bigfoot. What transpired in those days would turn out to be one of the most highly criticized pieces of American lore, nearly lost to time and history…nearly.
I need to set the record straight on a few things before we get started. One, I don’t typically like watching documentaries. Two, I believe in Bigfoot. Three, this documentary made me cry.

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Reviving a Forgotten Bigfoot Legend in The Siege of Ape Canyon
Documentarian Eli Watson sets out to tell one of the most prolific Bigfoot stories of all time (for those who are deep in Bigfoot mythology). It’s noted fairly early in the film that this story is told often and is well known in the Washington area. So then, how do people outside of the incident location know so little about it? I’ve read at least 15 books on and about Bigfoot, and I’ve never once heard this story. This isn’t a Stan-Gordon-reported story about someone sitting on the john and seeing a pair of red eyes outside of their bathroom window. The story around Ape Canyon has a deeper spiritual meaning that goes beyond a few sightings here and there.
Watson’s documentary, though, isn’t just about Bigfoot or unearthing the story of Ape Canyon. Ape Canyon nearly became nothing more than a tall tale that elders would share around a campfire to keep the younglings out of the woods at 2 AM. If it weren’t for Mark Myrsell, that’s exactly what would have happened. The Siege of Ape Canyon spends half its time unpacking the story of Fred Beck and his prospecting crew, and the other half tells a truly inspiring tale of unbridled passion, friendship, and love.
Mark Myrsell’s Relentless Pursuit: Friendship, Truth, and Tears
Mark Myrsell’s undying passion for everything outdoors inevitably led to bringing one of Bigfoot’s craziest stories to light. His devotion to the truth vindicated many people who were (probably) labeled kooks and crazies. Throughout Myrsell’s endless search for the truth, he made lifelong friends along the way. What brought me to tears throughout The Siege of Ape Canyon is Watson’s insistence on showing the human side of Myrsell and his friends. They’re not in this to make millions or bag a Bigfoot corpse; they just want to know the truth. And that’s what they find.
The Siege of Ape Canyon is a documentary that will open your eyes to a wildly mystical story you may not have heard of. And it does it pretty damn well. Whereas many documentaries feel the need to talk down to the viewer just to educate them, Watson’s documentary takes you along for the ride. It doesn’t ask you to believe or not believe in Bigfoot. It allows you to make your own decisions and provides the evidence it needs to. If you’ve ever had a passing interest in the topic of Bigfoot, or if you think you’re the next Stan Gordon, I highly recommend watching The Siege of Ape Canyon.
The Siege of Ape Canyon stomps its way onto digital platforms on November 11. Give yourself a little post-Halloween treat and check it out!


