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[REVIEW] BHFF 2024: ‘Custom’ Has a Cool Aesthetic

Jasper (Rowan Polonski) and Harriet (Abigail Hardingham) are two artists who have turned to making custom erotic videos to cover the cost of living. This has put a strain on their relationship and specifically made intimacy a chore. However, things manage to get worse when a new client hires them to perform weird rituals on tape. What seems like easy money starts to take a toll on both of them, and they find themselves digging deeper into something much more sinister than they bargained for. This is where Custom becomes a surreal body horror nightmare with aspirations to reach the heights of a David Cronenberg film. While Custom is hard to describe, polarizing, and explores gender and sexuality, it is a very different kind of beast than what the King of Venereal Horror has been providing us for decades. 

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Jasper (Rowan Polonski) and Harriet (Abigail Hardingham) are two artists who have turned to making custom erotic videos to cover the cost of living. This has put a strain on their relationship and specifically made intimacy a chore. However, things manage to get worse when a new client hires them to perform weird rituals on tape. What seems like easy money starts to take a toll on both of them, and they find themselves digging deeper into something much more sinister than they bargained for. This is where Custom becomes a surreal body horror nightmare with aspirations to reach the heights of a David Cronenberg film. While Custom is hard to describe, polarizing, and explores gender and sexuality, it is a very different kind of beast than what the King of Venereal Horror has been providing us for decades. 

Monetizing Intimacy in a Collapsing Economy

The economy is on fire, leaving many of us turning to side hustles to pay for food, shelter, and the general cost of living. This leads to lots of us monetizing our passions until they feel like work. So, Jasper and Harriet turning their sex life into a stream of income expectedly leads to some friction for this couple. Writer-director Tiago Teixeira minds that aspect well, and their relationship dynamics take center stage for a moment. We get that this is a job for them, and they no longer put each other first as they strive to satisfy their customers in the name of the almighty dollar. We learn that Harriet is more successful than Jasper, and she is also openly seeing other people. The audience gets a front-row seat to their doomed relationship, and it feels more personal than any of the sex acts they are paid to perform.

VHS Rituals and the Film’s Shift Into Horror

By the time Custom introduces the client who wants them to make odd VHS tapes, you have almost forgotten the movie is a thriller. So, it is a welcome reprieve from the lives of this couple when the rules and specifications are shared. This is especially spicy because we know Jasper is the type of character who will break the most important rule – to never watch the tapes they make for this deal. To be fair, most of us would also want to see what was on those tapes if we and our partner had no memory of what transpired. When Jasper begins to watch the weird VHS tapes, we see how dark these rituals are. In one of Custom’s strongest moments, he replays a tape for Harriet. She becomes upset and confirms that she would have never consented to the horrible things they have done.

Cinematography, Sound Design, and Immaculate Vibes

One thing I have to give Custom credit for is immaculate vibes. We have a lot of interesting pictures underscored by some magnificent lighting choices. Philipp Morozov’s cinematography really stands out when watching this story unfold. While the film is not as sexy as it thinks it is, it understands how to deliver a sexy aesthetic. Sam Mason’s sound design specifically did some heavy lifting regarding stressing the audience out after the movie lost many of us. I also appreciated that an intimacy coordinator, Eden Barrell-Kane, was hired because it is a pivotal role for a film like this.

When Experimental Ambition Undermines the Story

The bulk of my issues with Custom is the script trying so hard to be confusing and different that it works as more of an experimental piece than a movie to be consumed by audiences. Instead of picking one of the many lanes it swerves into, it tries to speed down all of them at the same time. The result is a crash into an ending that leaves you trying to remember where it all started and where it went wrong.

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Custom Gives Us Missed Opportunities in a Post–Only Fans World

Custom could have easily tackled the post-Only Fans world or delved deeper into how more people are turning to sex work because the world is a dumpster fire and it is too expensive to live. It could have delved deeper into Jasper’s feelings of emasculation resulting from Harriet’s success and her obvious dissatisfaction with their relationship. Or it could have taken the simple route and just tackled kink culture. However, it touches on all these subjects but refuses to let them breathe long enough to mean anything. Custom also never connects these ideas together long enough to let them build off each other. This results in an underwhelming experience for the spectators, who will leave this movie confused and turned off. A cardinal sin for a film billed as an erotic thriller.

Custom had its North American Premiere at the Brooklyn Horror Film Festival on October 19th, 2024.

Sharai is a writer, horror podcaster, freelancer, and recovering theatre kid. She is the host of the podcast of Nightmare On Fierce Street, one-half of Blerdy Massacre. She has bylines at Fangoria, HorrorBuzz, NightTide, and she is Co-EIC of Horror Movie Blog. She spends way too much time with her TV while failing to escape the Midwest. You can find her most days on Instagram and Twitter. However, if you do find her, she will try to make you watch some scary stuff.

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Another Hole In The Head: ‘Kombucha’ & ‘Weekend at the End of the World’

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Author’s Note: When this article was initially published, I had stated Weekend at the End of the World used AI. After an email from the film’s publicist and producer, I am updating that portion as we have been told they did not use AI in the creation of this film. Horror Press takes a hardline stance against the use of AI, generative or otherwise, and we will remain diligent on calling out its potential use and update where needed. We thank the crew behind this project for taking the time and clarifying how certain effects were created. It’s never our intention to punch down, but we owe it to our readers to be transparent and call out AI when we think we see it. However, this was not the case, and no AI was used in Weekend at the End of the World.

There is nothing wrong with a film festival that takes chances on films. Programming festivals seem like an incredibly tedious job that will always leave people underwhelmed, no matter how great the programming is. There are two films I screened at Another Hole In The Head that left me wanting more and questioning their inclusion within the festival. I’m sure these films worked for whoever picked them, but for me, they fell completely flat. And one of them was my most anticipated film from the festival.

Kombucha Review

Luke (Terrence Carey) is a down-on-his-luck musician who is stuck on the edge of recognition and nothing. His partner, Elyse (Paige Bourne), begs him to get a “real job” after his ex-band member, Andy (Jesse Kendall), mysteriously resurfaces with a too-good-to-be-true job offer. After taking this new job, Luke finds himself happy with the influx of money, but void of personal growth. His new boss, Kelsey (Claire McFadden), forces Luke to drink their company’s trademark kombucha, or else he’s out of a job. It turns out this mystery drink may just turn Luke into a shell of a man. Literally.

Kombucha was my most anticipated film screening at Another Hole In The Head. I was stimulated by the film’s description, which was described as Office Space meets Cronenberg. From that descriptor, I was expecting some pretty out-there comedic moments mixed with gnarly grossout scenes. Kombucha failed on both of those aspects. The film’s handful of jokes were fart and poop jokes that felt beyond out of place. (And this is coming from someone who loves fart and poop jokes.) On top of that, the film’s “Cronenberg” moments were few and far between.

Flat Visual Style Undercuts Kombucha’s Strong Concept

Co-writers Geoff Bakken and Jake Myers, and directed by Jake Myers, have an excellent concept on their hands. Even the film’s commentary hits perfectly. But the film’s bland writing takes the oompf out of the overall effect. I wanted much more from this film, visually. Matt Brown’s cinematography isn’t bad…it’s competent enough. At its core, this film just feels very by-the-college-textbook; dead-center framing with After-Effects-like handheld plugins make this film feel flat beyond belief. Some of the practical effects look good; unfortunately, I was checked out by that point.

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Weekend at the End of the World Review

Karl (Clay Elliott) is reeling from his ex-girlfriend’s proposal denial. His best friend, Miles (Cameron Fife), decides to take him to his deceased grandmother’s cabin for a best friends’ weekend. Once at the cabin, Karl and Miles find themselves in a world of trouble when they open a portal to another dimension. These two friends, along with their nosy neighbor, Hank (Thomas Lennon), must travel through strange worlds in order to save their own.

Thomas Lennon is Weekend at the End of the World’s Biggest Missed Opportunity

One of my favorite things about actors like Michael Madsen (RIP) and Thomas Lennon is how they use/used their fame and time to bring independent horror films into the limelight. While that trajectory made a bit more sense for Madsen’s career, it has been a delight to see Lennon pop up here and there throughout the past decade in horror. Most horror fans delight in seeing a big-name actor take the time and star in a film that helps bring credence to a genre that was once looked upon with disgrace. 

One of the two great things about Weekend at the End of the World was Thomas Lennon…and then they silenced him. Co-writers Clay Elliott, Gille Klabin, and Spencer McCurnin filled a script with teen-brained fart jokes in a way that feels lazy and cheap. Thomas Lennon’s ill-written character, who is nothing more than a punching bag for two characters who lack a single ounce of comedy or character, is (figuratively) castrated shortly into the film, and any sense of self the film had is then gone. While his character was flat, Lennon brought a sense of something to this empty film. 

MeeMaw’s Practical Effects Are a Highlight

The film’s other standout moment is the practical effects used on MeeMaw. So much has been done in horror, and creating a new viscerally icky character is hard to do. MeeMaw’s character (creature?) design is delightfully awful to look at. She could have easily become the film’s star and propelled this film to be something if it had been more interesting. But this film’s story is bland and recycled from other stories. 

I have so little to say about this film because it exists as an hour and a half of attempted flash, with little to nothing to add to the genre. The story is bland, the characters are flat, and the jokes will make a teenager laugh (before they inevitably go back to scrolling on TikTok). Full of D-grade visual effects that aren’t even fit for the year 2015, Weekend at the End of the World is an overall forgettable experience; it’s an apocalypse of entertainment…an exercise in futility. Not even Thomas Lennon or MeeMaw’s well-thought-out (and achieved) character design could save us from this…experience. 

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Another Hole In The Head: ‘Hoagie’ (2025) Review

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When you watch films for a living, you sometimes feel like you’ve seen it all. It’s hard to be surprised by films when you’ve seen everything from Salo to Inside to Slaughtered Vomit Dolls. For those looking for the next “big thing” in horror, the festival circuit is the best place to look. When I pressed play on Hoagie, I had no clue I was about to watch my favorite film of the year.

A Gooey Goblin and an Everyman Hero

An average family man, Brendan Bean (Ryan Morley), is left home alone while his family heads out for the weekend. While home alone, Brendan finds himself in the company of a homunculus zygote named Hoagie. Hoagie is a devilishly cute little goblin man that sprang to life from an alien egg and is about to give Brendan much more than he bargained for. When a right-wing militia attempts to get Hoagie back, Brendan and Hoagie find themselves in a fight for survival. Can this everyman save his new best friend? Or will these weekend warriors succeed in stealing this goopy goblin?

Hoagie toes the line between low-budget schlock satire and a genuinely great film. From the start, my reaction was nothing more than, “Ah, this film knows what it is.” As the minutes ticked by, I couldn’t help but notice how honestly incredible it was. Co-writers Matt Hewitt and Ryan Morley, under Matt Hewitt’s direction, have an incredibly heartfelt story of love and compassion that is wrapped up in a sinewy bow. I’ve said time and time again that horror comedy doesn’t typically work for me. Hoagie’s schtick never gets old for a singular second. Whether it’s poking fun at right-wing nazis who spend their weekends getting shirtless and “training” together, or literal poop jokes, Hoagie does not fail to deliver laughs and tears.

A Third-Act Bloodbath That Proves Hoagie Goes Hard

Just when you think the film has run out of tricks, you get hit with a third-act tour de force of blood, carnage, and mayhem. I’ve come across many festival films that I think could be used as wonderful teaching tools in film school…Hoagie could be used as a master class. This film demonstrates how filmmakers can effectively stretch a budget. They lean into the lo-fi aesthetic but never use it as a crutch. From the film’s unique and odd acting to its purposefully quirky, stilted dialogue, Hoagie is a film that does not fail to entertain all of the senses.

Hoagie Is One of the Best Indie Horror Films of the Year

I could go on, waxing poetic to hit a word count or get a pull quote. But Hoagie taught me that sometimes minimalism is best. It’s important to learn when to say too much and when to say enough. I’m stunned by how impressive a feature Hoagie is. This gooey little goblin gets at your heartstrings and refuses to let go. If you’re a fan of well-done, fully realized practical effects that have substance and style, then Hoagie is the fix you’ll find yourself chasing for years to come. Oh, and there are enough dong shots to make another full frontal ranking list.

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If you get the chance to catch Hoagie, I cannot recommend enough that you do so. Humanity is not ready for these forces to be unleashed onto this world. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, you’ll squirm, but, most importantly, you’ll feel. Hoagie is more delicious than a fatty patty six-stack (with the beans).

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