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‘The Nun II’ Review: Say Your Prayers

I can confidently say The Nun II is far and away from its predecessor’s flaws, even if it has a few of its own. When The Nun II has its rough spots, they can drag. But when it pulls off what it’s going for, it is fiery and fun in its execution with its own aggressive voice. 

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I did not go into The Nun II with high hopes. I only recently rewatched The Nun and was underwhelmed for a second time, primarily with the scares and structure. Valak’s first feature film had some redeeming qualities but didn’t feel like a necessary addition to the Conjuring universe. The demonic entity that had so much influence with so little screentime in the first two Conjuring films never really jumped out at me until the end of The Nun, and by then, it was too late. 

A Marked Improvement From the Original

I can confidently say The Nun II is far and away from its predecessor’s flaws, even if it has a few of its own. When The Nun II has its rough spots, they can drag. But when it pulls off what it’s going for, it is fiery and fun in its execution with its own aggressive voice. 

The Nun II: Sister Irene vs. Valak’s Deadly Rampage

The Nun II, for the uninitiated (nun-initiated?), follows Sister Irene again as she hunts down her rival Valak. Thought to have been sealed away in the first film, Valak uses the body of Irene’s friend Frenchie to wreak havoc across Europe, with her final stop on the massacre tour being a boarding school in France. As Sister Irene and her apprentice, Sister Debra, try to figure out what Valak wants and where she’s going, bodies pile up around Frenchie and the children, leaving no one safe.

The opening of this film is perfectly executed in its nastiness; if you’ve been craving something as spicy as Evil Dead RiseThe Nun II has you covered, and it’s shocking how high quality it is. The Nun II is a nastier take on Sister Irene’s first journey, with some mean-spirited and enjoyable kills left in Valak’s wake. When people die in this film, they die hard, and it’s just the kind of hateful behavior you’d expect from a demon with a reputation like Valak’s.

Bonnie Aarons Returns as Valak (Pay Her Warner Bros.)

Bonnie Aarons is always a treat, and that’s no different here since she gets a lot of screen time just demolishing her victims’ bodies and minds. The practical effects used in the film are few and far between. Still, many of the digital effects on display are top-notch (barring one very bad, PS3 graphics-looking effect involving a Valak painting).

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Though the absence of Damien Bachir hurts (especially their justification for why he isn’t in the film, which felt downright weak), the film’s cast still brings the heat like a packed church on Easter Sunday. Taissa Farmiga is just as enjoyable as she was the first time around playing the soft-spoken but wise Sister Irene. The script here shows you how she’s grown from the experience in the first film and gives us a better glimpse into her life before the convent, which was a welcome surprise. While it takes until the movie’s final sequence for her to really play with the explosive exorcist action the film has been teasing, she gives it her all and has me wondering what other horror franchises she could helm as the lead as I left the theatre.

Standout Performances Amid a Mixed Bag

Storm Reid does well as the young Sister Debra, an American novitiate having a crisis of faith and tagging along searching for a miracle. Regrettably, her character doesn’t have enough room to breathe, as she only gets a pittance of backstory and a borderline nonexistent arc. In terms of her performance, I really can’t complain since she shows her pipes with some great screaming and terrified acting. Jonas Bloquet’s return to the role as the fan favorite Frenchie actually lets him stretch his acting chops beyond comic relief, and if he doesn’t get more roles as an antagonist after this, I would be surprised; this film utilizes him perfectly and doesn’t downplay his grotesque, haunted performance for anything. 

Stunning Set Design Elevates The Nun II’s Atmosphere

Speaking of utilizing something perfectly, everyone who sees this movie will agree that the set design is incredible. The Nun liked to bask in dark corridors and open spaces that made shots visually boring rather than spooky. The Nun II, in contrast, has these terrific, rich environments throughout the boarding school that are filled to the brim with set decoration that all falls into the right place; the rooms feel layered and full, and they actually help generate a lot of tension. The whole school becomes a series of interconnected set pieces for the big finale, shot expertly by Michael Chaves, who captures the destruction and transformation of the school with creative shots (and improved lighting from his last venture with Valak).

The score is an improvement from the first, to be sure, ditching the overly droning chorus of chants for a proper soundtrack, but don’t expect anything sonically groundbreaking or particularly new. That being said, the sound design of the rest of the film is crucial to enjoying it. The Nun II is one of those films that feels almost mandatory to watch with great speakers at home or in the theatre. Otherwise, a good chunk of the scares will fall flat, and the destructive finale will lose much of its oomph. This goes doubly for the cheaper jump scares that amount to a loud noise and a snap zoom onto Valak’s face; they’re as effective as getting whipped on your ear with a rosary in the theatre, so imagine that through cheap headphones. 

A Lengthy Horror Journey

The Nun II is noticeably hamstrung in its pacing thanks to its hefty hour and fifty-minute runtime, nearly half an hour longer than the first. This is primarily due to the film’s structure, which alternates between our protagonists’ and antagonists’ plots, which go back and forth quite a bit. When the two plots converge, you feel an interesting climax coming. Still, the stories being so separate means that the film’s third act needs to be stretched out and padded to oblivion so these characters can interact. You get a truly incandescent finale when Sister Irene and Valak clash, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t start getting bored waiting for it to arrive.

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Is The Nun II Worth Watching?

As much as I complain about horror movies being too long, The Nun II ends up being a fun enough romp that I can mostly look past it on the first go around; your mileage may vary. I found it an enjoyable, biting sequel that ups the ante despite its pacing problems. Fans of the original will love it, and those who disliked the original should find a glimmer of hope in how the cinematography comes together for this one. As far as movies to begin the Halloween horror season go, you could do a lot worse, so watch it in theatres if you can. 

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Luis Pomales-Diaz is a freelance writer and lover of fantasy, sci-fi, and of course, horror. When he isn't working on a new article or short story, he can usually be found watching schlocky movies and forgotten television shows.

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‘Re-Animator’ Review: The Lasting Legacy of a Horror Comedy

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I can’t remember the first time I saw Re-Animator. While this will probably piss someone off, my first real introduction to a variation of the source material was with Joshua Chaplinsky’s Kanye West – Reanimator. Maybe I had seen the film before that, but I wasn’t certain. I decided to go back and watch (or rewatch) the film to compare it to the satirical book. To my surprise, I loved it! I’m not sure why I didn’t remember watching the film, but I was so enthralled that I wanted to make my second tattoo a Re-Animator tattoo! Five tattoos later, and I still don’t have one.

What is Re-Animator About?

Daniel Cain (Bruce Abbott) is a medical student at Miskatonic University, along with his girlfriend Megan Halsey (Barbara Crampton)… Megan just happens to be the daughter of Dean Halsey (Robert Sampson). Herbert West (Jeffrey Combs), who recently transferred to Miskatonic, finds a posting with a room for rent at Daniel’s. Paying with a fat stack of cash, Herbert quickly moves into Daniel’s and gets down to business. The only problem is, Herbert’s business is reanimating the dead.

As someone who has been adamant about not liking horror comedies, Re-Animator really tickles me in a way most don’t. There’s a supremely dark tone to this film that is brightened by the overly campy performances, deadpan jokes, and brutally funny practical effects. Re-Animator is one of the rare films that could have been singularly played for laughs or fear, but exists in this middle ground where it’s the best of both worlds. While this film isn’t deep enough to glean new meanings or gain profound lessons, each rewatch never ceases to be less enjoyable than the last.

One of the Best Lovecraft Adaptations

Writers Dennis Paoli, William J. Norris, and Stuart Gordon took (racist) H.P. Lovecraft’s Herbert West–Reanimator and unknowingly made one of the best Lovecraft adaptations to date. There’s a peculiar phenomenon in horror where films attempt to be overly Lovecraftian, much like the genre’s tendency to label films as Lynchian. What people don’t get about Lovecraft is that not everything was all tentacles and otherworldly. Obviously, there’s a level of that that plays into what Lovecraft was. I would personally label Re-Animator, along with In the Mouth of Madness and Color out of Space, as the best three Lovecraft adaptations/Lovecraftian films to date.

There’s little to say about a film like Re-Animator that hasn’t been said already, but there is one specific point that needs to be echoed. Well, two. Firstly, Re-Animator was director Stuart Gordon’s directorial debut. His insistence on creating a viscerally nasty, sexy, funny debut film was important to set his name apart from others. Stuart Gordon came out swinging and, throughout his career, didn’t stop swinging.

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The second point that needs to be echoed is just how amazing the film’s practical effects are. Whether it’s the played-for-laughs cat puppet or Dr. Carl Hill’s (David Gale) decapitated head, each practical moment is handled with dignity, care, and the utmost beauty. While a handful of shots may not hold up as much now as they did in the 80s, the practical effects that grace Re-Animator rival some of the rare practical effects that are used today.

Why Re-Animator Still Matters in Horror History

If you haven’t seen Re-Animator, what are you doing? It’s full of brilliant, campy performances that could be a masterclass in Horror Acting for Screen 101. Barbara Crampton is a gorgeous badass, Bruce Abbott is a hilariously hapless himbo, and Jeffrey Combs showed how he was cultivating his career to be exactly what he wanted it to be. A film like Re-Animator will live on in horror history for the rest of time. My only question is…how hasn’t there been a (yuck) remake yet?

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‘Iron Lung’ Review: Exceptionally Atmospheric Cosmic Horror

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As Iron Lung begins, the film places you in an overhead shot looking down at a submarine that’s seen better days. Jagged metal teeth of a broken cage sit at its head, illuminated by a light from the ship above that’s about to cut it loose. As you’re about to be dropped into a roiling ocean of blood, you become quickly invested in its story.

A dire paternal voiceover runs you through your place in the world as an observer: someone is being sent into the “waters” of a far-off moon in a dead, dark galaxy. They’re in search of an answer you’re automatically aware will never be enough and a penance they will never attain. It prompts an obvious, cutting question: if Hell is where we’re looking for an answer, how bad must things be among the stars to go searching there for hope?

A Surprising Outing for Writer and Director Mark Fischbach

The debut feature film of writer and director Mark Fischbach, better known to the internet at large as Markiplier, is as surprising as it is atmospheric. And no, not surprising because Fischbach is an internet personality crossing over into film. And no, not surprising because this is a video game adaptation that is actually quite good.

The surprise here is mainly from the way Fischbach dodges a number of first-time filmmaker torpedoes that would otherwise sink the film straight to the sea floor. It’s in the very clear coordination and trust he has with his cast and crew. In a way, the film itself is a mirror of the submersible his character is forced to pilot: flawed, surely, but strong enough to complete its mission and deliver an exceptional experience.

What Is Iron Lung About Exactly?

The story goes as follows: in the wake of an event called the Quiet Rapture, the stars themselves have been snuffed out. Most of the galaxy has been plunged into sudden darkness, and a mass dying off has consumed countless worlds (think the worst possible aftermath to The Nine Billion Names of God).

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Convicted for a reprehensible crime, the convict Simon (played by Markiplier himself) has been given a rare opportunity to return to life among the survivors. The mission is to pilot a death trap of a one-man submarine into the blood oceans of an alien moon, looking for a scientific sample useful enough to earn his freedom. That is, assuming he doesn’t lose his mind or his life in the process.

Bespoke Set Design That Matches the Premise Perfectly

Iron Lung should be commended first and foremost for being a bottle film with the perfect set design to match. Not overly ambitious, but not too simplistic either. Contained in a marvel of a small space, the submarine here is a tactile nightmare of rusty metal and antiquated technology you never get sick of seeing more of.

While Fischbach and director of photography Philip Roy have the camera linger in close ups almost too often, I don’t blame them for wanting to capture the finer details and leer at them. It’s clear every inch of this condensation covered machine was engineered by the art team and production design to emphasize its prison cell qualities as a barely functional vessel.

The ship’s external camera fires off like a flash bulb on its interior, barely illuminating the cabin with its next horrific image of the sea floor before plunging us back into darkness. The oxygen gauge and its cold robotic voice are a countdown to the painful annihilation that awaits its pilot. Its proximity sensors give only the barest indications of what’s going on outside, ticking a dull noise warning us: you are not alone. It’s a punishment to operate, and the set design as well as the very solid sound design that accompany it make that violently clear and effectively spinetingling.

Translation From Game to Film Isn’t So Perfect Though

This perfect setting isn’t always used perfectly though. The translation of the game’s mechanics and gameplay to the screen are both a weakness and a strength. They make the pacing of the first third run to a slow start, especially when Fischbach’s screenplay grinds against the strong suit of the film’s cinematography: the panic of it all.

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Like its video game source material, David Szymanski’s Iron Lung, the film is really at its best when it’s instilling a sense of active and imminent panic. A tone that matches the borrowed time the submarine is glued together with. Putting out fires, both literal and metaphorical, ratcheting up its claustrophobia as you’re placed cheek to cheek with Simon in steamy, metallic darkness. This is where Iron Lung shines.

Markiplier’s Performance in Iron Lung is Hit or Miss, But Mostly Hits

It’s outside of these moments of panic where the weakest parts of the script and Fischbach’s performance are highlighted. Some weak line deliveries and beats of dead air kill the real tight headlock the film could have you gripped in from start to finish. And while Fischbach is phenomenal at playing terrified or pleading or even simple exhaustion in the face of the impossible, he really requires someone to bounce off of as his solo work just isn’t as compelling. Even the clunkiest bits of dialogue between him and his jailer (Caroline Kaplan) are better than the best of his moments where he talks to himself or tries to inject some humor into the bleak story.

This is a shame too, because the minimalist storytelling and background we get for his character is genuinely very intriguing. It’s thematically rich for what the film is trying to say about the power and terror of belief, and it’s doubly satisfying that the film has enough confidence to not lay everything out in a longwinded speech explaining the motives and lore that landed him here.

All that being said, his performance is hit or miss, but he mostly hits. The dialogue becomes more urgent as we approach the climax, and all of the cast delivers on that impending doom nicely. It reaches its peak in the final act, and Fischbach is on fire as he struggles to hold himself together in the face of absolute madness leaching its way into the pressurized cabin.

Iron Lung: A Redemptive Finale With Pure Liquid Body Horror

What a fantastic final act it is, one that makes up for its imperfection in the first two parts with a homerun of pure liquid body horror. It’s just phenomenal how the film’s digital and practical effects present the true horrors of Iron Lung. There’s a near perfect mesh between the two, and they highlight the best influences of similar genre films that came before.

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Soaked with all the gore, madness, and mystery of the likes of Event Horizon and Pandorum, Iron Lung is a worthy successor in the cosmic horror genre as it rises above its own problems. It’s a moody, environmentally precise stunner of a horror film that sets a benchmark as the movie to beat for forthcoming releases this year.

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