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‘Subspecies V: Bloodrise’ Review: Growing Pains & Growing Fangs

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If you’ve been following HORROR PRESS for a while you know I love Full Moon Features. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have done a whole series on Full Moon during February. They’re charming, and the company just as much as the films have always been “for the fans”.

Subspecies V: Bloodrise – A Bloody, Campy Vampire Triumph

All this to say, Subspecies V: Bloodrise, the latest entry in the long-running Radu saga, is much of the same: a madcap crowdpleaser that delivers on all your bloody and sometimes silly vampire movie wants. If you’re a longtime fan, or someone getting into the wonderfully campy world of Full Moon, this is a great film to watch.

Born of monsters but raised by men of the cloth and trained to eradicate his own kind, an aged Radu Vladislas takes on what is supposed to be his final quest: destroying his father, King Vladislas. Instead, what results is the dormant beast inside of him being awakened after he gets turned, and his immortal bloodline abilities are activated. As he gets pulled into a world of monsters he sought to destroy, his descent from tragic hero into a bloody villain is on full display as he masters dark sorcery and darker paths to victory.

Anders Hove’s Compelling Performance as Radu

As I had hoped for in my article anticipating Subspecies V: Bloodrise, Anders Hove brings a new heart to a character that honestly shouldn’t be as compelling as he is. Knowing what Radu turns into in earlier films, you’d think seeing the endgame of a hissing snarling cruelty machine would undercut some of the sincerity Hove brings. But his narration throughout the film makes you feel sympathy for him as everything falls apart and his hopes slowly morph from getting justice to accumulating more power. His voice is perfect for storytelling, so it’s a no-brainer to have him narrate the tragedy alongside the film.

Don’t get it twisted; fans of the classic over-the-top nosferatu acting we’ve come to know and love will still be satisfied with Hove’s more scenery-chewing scenes and all the fun that entails. You get a whole lot more along with it, and have to wait a little bit longer for him to crank up the crazy to 11.

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Supporting Cast Shines in Subspecies V

Regarding the rest of the cast, it’s also fun to see Denice Duff return. Though her and Hoves’ onscreen chemistry from their time as enemies remains, she plays a radically different character to her former role as Michelle, which adds a new twist to the lore. Among the new additions, Hunter Diana (Olivera Perunicic) has far too little screen time for as cool as she is, and I’m hoping to see more of her in the future.

Ted Nicolaou’s directing is evergreen (as is his writing on this one), capturing some of the coolest shots in the series as he and cinematographer Vladimir Ilic capture the beauty of the Serbian countryside and the old-world castles that lie in it. Some of the shot compositions reminded me of Frank Frazetta’s pulpier, leerier sword and sorcery artwork, and it just rules. The set design for the castles and other interiors is stellar, with each room packed full of details and set dressing that makes it feel lived in. Although admittedly, chunks of the movie are underlit (presumably unintentionally) and suffer visually as a result.

Wild Editing Choices Add Humor to Horror

When we pull back from the aesthetics in the frame, you’re met with some downright insane editing choices that are so perfectly wild that they end up being hilarious. You get a lot of surprising quick cuts that never become irritating or frustrating, but punctuate certain moments with an undeniable comedy in how they’re presented, and I have to believe it’s intentional. It’s too accurate with the comedic timing to not be.

Sidenote: If you can’t find humor in some of the choices that made it past the cutting room floor, you might be forgetting that the silliness is one of the major selling points of Full Moon films, even if it isn’t a hallmark of the Subspecies franchise in particular. You kind of have to let loose and not take this one so seriously.

Story and Effects: Missed Opportunities in a Tight Runtime

One of my biggest complaints story-wise is that we don’t get to see Radu as a child, or his training by the Knights of the Dragon, but there’s still time to see it in another film (if we don’t get to see young Radu beheading vampires, it’s a MAJOR missed opportunity). It’s extra egregious since the movie comes in at a crazy tight 74-minute runtime, which just left me wanting more. The effects also aren’t as involved in this one, so don’t expect the first few films’ hallmark stop-motion animation (as much as the lack of little finger minions breaks my heart!).

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Why Subspecies V: Bloodrise Is a Must-Watch for Horror Fans

Subspecies V: Bloodrise is not just a worthy successor to the other Subspecies films, it’s downright fun as a standalone movie, and I fully trust fans will have a blast going in and coming out of this vampiric horror-fantasy quest. Between the directing, the script, and the gross blood-drinking noises, Radu will take you on one hell of a ride as he paves the road down there with good intentions, and then way more bad ones. This will stand as one of the best modern Full Moon films, and I can’t wait to see where they go from here. Give it a watch!

You can stream Subspecies V: Bloodrise starting on June 2nd on Full Moon Features as well as Screambox TV!

Luis Pomales-Diaz is a freelance writer and lover of fantasy, sci-fi, and of course, horror. When he isn't working on a new article or short story, he can usually be found watching schlocky movies and forgotten television shows.

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TIFF 2025: ‘Fuck My Son!’ Review

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A couple of assumptions can be made when a movie has a title like Fuck My Son! The most obvious one is that the title also serves as the film’s entire premise. The second is that it’s probably going to be a raunchy, tasteless, and chaotic affair. Writer-director Todd Rohal’s (The Catechism Cataclysm, Uncle Kent 2) adaptation of Johnny Ryan’s comic of the same name meets both of those expectations. However, it starts out with an unexpected amount of promise before hitting the slippery slope that leads to an unforgettable but underwhelming experience for the audience. 

WTF?!

Fuck My Son! starts off with a scuzzy charm that makes you think it might just surprise you. It gives the audience a cute intro (although it looks like AI was heavily utilized) and explains how to use the Perv-O-Vision and Nude Blok glasses that the audience was given on the way in. This is obviously a ploy to throw some naked people on screen and rip the X-rated band-aid off early. While this bit lasted too long, I appreciated having peen on a big screen. As someone who yells into a podcast microphone a few times a year,I want to see a pair of testies for every pair of breasties,I appreciated a filmmaker having the balls to have balls on screen. 

We soon meet Sandi (Tipper Newton) and her kid, Bernice (Kynzie Colmery), as they are shopping. They have a run-in with a nameless pervert that feels like Rohal might be going for a John Waters kind of sleaze. While having a heart-to-heart about good people versus bad people, they notice an older woman, Vermina (Robert Longstreet), needing assistance. They do not know that this old lady dressed like Mama from Mama’s Family has set a trap for the woman. This soon leads them to a home where Vermina explains that Sandi will have to fuck her son if she doesn’t want anything bad to happen to her or her daughter. To make this situation more twisted, her son, Fabian (Steve Little), is a mutant with a mutant dick (once it’s finally found).

We Also Feel A Little Trapped

What comes next is a lot of gross-out humor, repetitive jokes, and the fairly predictable escape to only be brought right back to their tormentors. Fuck My Son! loses all of the goodwill (and steam) we had as it stretches this premise well past the breaking point. There are a few more jokes that land as Sandi and Vermina square off, but not enough to stop the movie from overstaying its welcome. That being said, Tipper Newton understood the assignment and had a standout performance worth noting. She is still compelling enough around the forty-minute stretch when it becomes clear this movie didn’t need to be a feature film.

Fuck My Son! Tries to stitch a lot of things together that never really add up. For example, Bernice’s meat friends (the animated meat also gives AI), who visit her in times of distress. The movie also never addresses whether Vermina is being played by a male actor for an actual reason. No one is going to see Fuck My Son! for social commentary, and Longstreet does earn a couple of chuckles. However, it feels like another attempt at what passed for humor decades ago rather than putting drag on the big screen with a purpose. This could also be something that I just overthought once the movie lost its way. Much like I wondered why this old lady would have pads on hand when she is well past the point of having a period.

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We Used to Be A Society

Some of these gripes could be partly explained by Fuck My Son! wanting to stay closer to the source material than it should for modern audiences. However, the issue of running a joke into the ground is pervasive throughout the movie. Even before it starts reaching for anything that could be even slightly offensive and makes its way to rape jokes and multiple endings. It makes for an overall frustrating experience because we want filmmakers to do something unique and take chances. Just not like this.

Many of us also have a soft spot for sleazy movies from the 1970s and 1980s. I was one of the last people to discover the charming chaos of Frank Henenlotter’s Basket Case and Frankenhooker. So, I know scuzzy cinema can work, and it can be fun. However, Fuck My Son! is a one-and-done instead of a title that will stand the test of time. It’s a movie you can toss on to laugh at with friends before it becomes background noise. It’s not one that most of us are going to demand a physical release of. Or want to revisit again. 

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TIFF 2025: ‘Dead Lover’ Review

Dead Lover introduces us to a lonely and smelly gravedigger who dreams of being loved. One night, her wish comes true as she saves a man who seems intoxicated by her pungent scent. However, like all gothic romances, theirs is doomed. Her lover dies at sea, leaving the gravedigger upset and alone again, as all that’s left of the man she loved is his finger. This propels her to turn to science to see if she can bring her lover back from the dead using his sole digit. This obviously causes chaos because, as all horror fans know, sometimes things are better left dead.

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As a recovering theater kid who supports women’s rights and wrongs, I think Dead Lover is an interesting experiment. It feels like a sketch group has taken over a Black Box theater, and during the Q&A at TIFF, it was confirmed that that was the case. This leads to quite a bit of laughter and a few cheers as you invest in the ridiculousness of this world. Which is great for a movie premiering its Stink-O-Vision at a prestigious festival. However, what stands out the most for me are the themes of longing and basic human desire.

A Smell To Remember

Dead Lover introduces us to a lonely and smelly gravedigger who dreams of being loved. One night, her wish comes true as she saves a man who seems intoxicated by her pungent scent. However, like all gothic romances, theirs is doomed. Her lover dies at sea, leaving the gravedigger upset and alone again, as all that’s left of the man she loved is his finger. This propels her to turn to science to see if she can bring her lover back from the dead using his sole digit. This obviously causes chaos because, as all horror fans know, sometimes things are better left dead.

Director, co-writer, and our leading smelly gravedigger lady, Grace Glowicki, puts forth a world that allows women to be gross. However, unlike most cinema, Dead Lover knows the nauseating and uncouth lead still deserves love. There is no She’s All That makeover or a montage of her learning how to be a lady. This movie gets that people are people, women can be many things, and our dreams should not hinge on how society perceives us. Between the jokes, this film touches on yearning for the life you deserve. While Glowicki’s character yearning leads her to love, the sentiment can be applied to anything. She just happens to think her place in the world is beside the dead love of her short life. 

It’s The Ensemble for Me

In addition to Glowicki, Leah Doz, Lowen Morrow, and Ben Petrie (who also co-wrote the script) take turns playing an array of zany characters. This allows the world to feel fuller, even if it’s the same two stages reused with the same four actors. It also guarantees the team a dedicated playground to make an impression. Everyone gets at least one character so bizarre that they feel like the MVP of the film. At least until the next one is introduced.

The small ensemble of four performers tackling all the roles is committed to their bits and having fun. This allows Dead Lover to reach for some silly highs and some ridiculous lows as they move through these characters at a fairly rapid speed. This results in more of a Mel Brooks and Gene Wilder energy (with modern sensibilities). Which isn’t something most of us would expect from a body horror comedy.

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If you are in the mood for a likable sketch troupe exploring gothic expressionism, then this is your movie. You might even find yourself charmed by the style choices and improv vibes if you’re a theater person.

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