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‘Weapons’ Review: Zach Cregger Outdid Himself
If you are a horror fan who caught Barbarian, then odds are you’ve been impatiently waiting to see how writer-director Zach Cregger would follow up his first horror feature. Which means you have also probably secured your ticket to see Weapons this weekend. Rest assured, Cregger’s new movie is not whatever you think it is. If I may be so bold, I also think this movie is better than Barbarian. It’s sicker, more insidious, and basically uses practical effects to deliver nightmare fuel directly into your retinas.
Weapons: A Small Town Mystery
Weapons is set in a small town that recently suffered a mysterious and tragic loss. One morning, Justine Gandy (Julia Garner) reported to her classroom and discovered all of her kids were missing except one. Since then, she and Alex Lilly (Cary Christopher), the sole student in her class that fateful morning, have had their worlds turned upside down. While Alex has switched classes and is being cared for, Justine has become the town’s punching bag. People vandalize her property, corner her in public, and accuse her of having something to do with their missing children.
To make things more mysterious, the parents who had cameras on their porches can see their kids run out of their houses at 2:17 AM the night they all disappeared. However, no one can figure out where they went once they disappeared from the camera vantage points. Or, more importantly, what made them leave their homes in the dead of night? These questions haunt this community as they try to find a new sense of normal in the aftermath of this sudden event.
Small Town Dynamics With a Side of Dark Humor
I am not going to lie. Most of the first half of Weapons feels like a captivating small-town mystery. We get community dynamics, check in on grieving parents, discover just how corrupt the local police are, and even pick up a ton of gossip about Justine as the camera follows closely behind her for a good bit of the movie. I am nosy and never felt like this was not part of the greater mystery, so I was happy to see where it goes. Also, Cregger’s dark sense of humor is on full display as he continually cranks up the creepy meter on this twisted tale. So, it is hard not to have a good time.
Cregger is also still gleefully playing with structure in his work. He uses characters as vehicles to drive different chapters of Weapons. Unlike with Barbarian, this movie gives him more people to play with, which provides quite a few twisted journeys into what turns into a suburban bloodbath. Each segment builds on what we know about this world and this strange occurrence, as it raises the tensions and crafts a beautiful mystery. By the time Cregger reveals what’s really going on, Weapons is done toying with the audience and ready to throw sick visuals and WTF moments at them nonstop. The film is like a rollercoaster that lets you think it is going to take it easy, only for you to find yourself dangling upside down and worried you might piss yourself.
Stacked Stellar Performances Across the Board
Most people are going to applaud Julia Garner’s performance. They will also shout out Josh Brolin, who plays Archer, a man seeking answers for his son’s disappearance, as he cannot move on yet. However, because this film feeds supporting actors, there are many performances to obsess over. Benedict Wong as Andrew Marcus, the school principal, who is trying to protect his teacher while sympathizing with the community. Amy Madigan as Gladys Lilly, an eccentric older lady who causes trouble everywhere she goes. This story is only as good as its weakest ensemble member, and everyone showed up and showed out. We have an intriguing world filled with messy and realistic characters inhabited by actors who understand the assignment. Cregger wields each one like a paint brush as he paints a sickly humorous image onto our brains.
Although one of the most impressive from a sea of standout performances was Cary Christopher as Alex. As someone who is usually unimpressed with child actors, I was blown away by how he handled everything he was given. Weapons tossed this kid a lot, and he held his own among some veteran actors we all love. Hopefully, the genre can keep him because kids remain a horror movie staple.
Weapons Has a Wild Second Half
This is a spoiler-free review, but I can tell you that the back half of Weapons earns the runtime. Some might not be feeling the mystery and town vibes, or you feel like the messed-up imagery you’ve gotten wasn’t worth the trip to the theater. However, I implore you to stick it out for the wild, wonderful, and wicked second half of this film. It feels like a distant cousin to shit I have come to only expect from Korean horror films. I lived my best life and can tell you that the destination was so worth the journey. This film is kooky, unexpected, and a devilishly good time. It also isn’t afraid to make the audience think rather than feed them everything during the opening credits. That is a rare sight these days, and I wish more movies did the same.
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‘Re-Animator’ Review: The Lasting Legacy of a Horror Comedy
I can’t remember the first time I saw Re-Animator. While this will probably piss someone off, my first real introduction to a variation of the source material was with Joshua Chaplinsky’s Kanye West – Reanimator. Maybe I had seen the film before that, but I wasn’t certain. I decided to go back and watch (or rewatch) the film to compare it to the satirical book. To my surprise, I loved it! I’m not sure why I didn’t remember watching the film, but I was so enthralled that I wanted to make my second tattoo a Re-Animator tattoo! Five tattoos later, and I still don’t have one.
What is Re-Animator About?
Daniel Cain (Bruce Abbott) is a medical student at Miskatonic University, along with his girlfriend Megan Halsey (Barbara Crampton)… Megan just happens to be the daughter of Dean Halsey (Robert Sampson). Herbert West (Jeffrey Combs), who recently transferred to Miskatonic, finds a posting with a room for rent at Daniel’s. Paying with a fat stack of cash, Herbert quickly moves into Daniel’s and gets down to business. The only problem is, Herbert’s business is reanimating the dead.
As someone who has been adamant about not liking horror comedies, Re-Animator really tickles me in a way most don’t. There’s a supremely dark tone to this film that is brightened by the overly campy performances, deadpan jokes, and brutally funny practical effects. Re-Animator is one of the rare films that could have been singularly played for laughs or fear, but exists in this middle ground where it’s the best of both worlds. While this film isn’t deep enough to glean new meanings or gain profound lessons, each rewatch never ceases to be less enjoyable than the last.
One of the Best Lovecraft Adaptations
Writers Dennis Paoli, William J. Norris, and Stuart Gordon took (racist) H.P. Lovecraft’s Herbert West–Reanimator and unknowingly made one of the best Lovecraft adaptations to date. There’s a peculiar phenomenon in horror where films attempt to be overly Lovecraftian, much like the genre’s tendency to label films as Lynchian. What people don’t get about Lovecraft is that not everything was all tentacles and otherworldly. Obviously, there’s a level of that that plays into what Lovecraft was. I would personally label Re-Animator, along with In the Mouth of Madness and Color out of Space, as the best three Lovecraft adaptations/Lovecraftian films to date.
There’s little to say about a film like Re-Animator that hasn’t been said already, but there is one specific point that needs to be echoed. Well, two. Firstly, Re-Animator was director Stuart Gordon’s directorial debut. His insistence on creating a viscerally nasty, sexy, funny debut film was important to set his name apart from others. Stuart Gordon came out swinging and, throughout his career, didn’t stop swinging.
The second point that needs to be echoed is just how amazing the film’s practical effects are. Whether it’s the played-for-laughs cat puppet or Dr. Carl Hill’s (David Gale) decapitated head, each practical moment is handled with dignity, care, and the utmost beauty. While a handful of shots may not hold up as much now as they did in the 80s, the practical effects that grace Re-Animator rival some of the rare practical effects that are used today.
Why Re-Animator Still Matters in Horror History
If you haven’t seen Re-Animator, what are you doing? It’s full of brilliant, campy performances that could be a masterclass in Horror Acting for Screen 101. Barbara Crampton is a gorgeous badass, Bruce Abbott is a hilariously hapless himbo, and Jeffrey Combs showed how he was cultivating his career to be exactly what he wanted it to be. A film like Re-Animator will live on in horror history for the rest of time. My only question is…how hasn’t there been a (yuck) remake yet?
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‘Iron Lung’ Review: Exceptionally Atmospheric Cosmic Horror
As Iron Lung begins, the film places you in an overhead shot looking down at a submarine that’s seen better days. Jagged metal teeth of a broken cage sit at its head, illuminated by a light from the ship above that’s about to cut it loose. As you’re about to be dropped into a roiling ocean of blood, you become quickly invested in its story.
A dire paternal voiceover runs you through your place in the world as an observer: someone is being sent into the “waters” of a far-off moon in a dead, dark galaxy. They’re in search of an answer you’re automatically aware will never be enough and a penance they will never attain. It prompts an obvious, cutting question: if Hell is where we’re looking for an answer, how bad must things be among the stars to go searching there for hope?
A Surprising Outing for Writer and Director Mark Fischbach
The debut feature film of writer and director Mark Fischbach, better known to the internet at large as Markiplier, is as surprising as it is atmospheric. And no, not surprising because Fischbach is an internet personality crossing over into film. And no, not surprising because this is a video game adaptation that is actually quite good.
The surprise here is mainly from the way Fischbach dodges a number of first-time filmmaker torpedoes that would otherwise sink the film straight to the sea floor. It’s in the very clear coordination and trust he has with his cast and crew. In a way, the film itself is a mirror of the submersible his character is forced to pilot: flawed, surely, but strong enough to complete its mission and deliver an exceptional experience.
What Is Iron Lung About Exactly?
The story goes as follows: in the wake of an event called the Quiet Rapture, the stars themselves have been snuffed out. Most of the galaxy has been plunged into sudden darkness, and a mass dying off has consumed countless worlds (think the worst possible aftermath to The Nine Billion Names of God).
Convicted for a reprehensible crime, the convict Simon (played by Markiplier himself) has been given a rare opportunity to return to life among the survivors. The mission is to pilot a death trap of a one-man submarine into the blood oceans of an alien moon, looking for a scientific sample useful enough to earn his freedom. That is, assuming he doesn’t lose his mind or his life in the process.
Bespoke Set Design That Matches the Premise Perfectly
Iron Lung should be commended first and foremost for being a bottle film with the perfect set design to match. Not overly ambitious, but not too simplistic either. Contained in a marvel of a small space, the submarine here is a tactile nightmare of rusty metal and antiquated technology you never get sick of seeing more of.
While Fischbach and director of photography Philip Roy have the camera linger in close ups almost too often, I don’t blame them for wanting to capture the finer details and leer at them. It’s clear every inch of this condensation covered machine was engineered by the art team and production design to emphasize its prison cell qualities as a barely functional vessel.
The ship’s external camera fires off like a flash bulb on its interior, barely illuminating the cabin with its next horrific image of the sea floor before plunging us back into darkness. The oxygen gauge and its cold robotic voice are a countdown to the painful annihilation that awaits its pilot. Its proximity sensors give only the barest indications of what’s going on outside, ticking a dull noise warning us: you are not alone. It’s a punishment to operate, and the set design as well as the very solid sound design that accompany it make that violently clear and effectively spinetingling.
Translation From Game to Film Isn’t So Perfect Though
This perfect setting isn’t always used perfectly though. The translation of the game’s mechanics and gameplay to the screen are both a weakness and a strength. They make the pacing of the first third run to a slow start, especially when Fischbach’s screenplay grinds against the strong suit of the film’s cinematography: the panic of it all.
Like its video game source material, David Szymanski’s Iron Lung, the film is really at its best when it’s instilling a sense of active and imminent panic. A tone that matches the borrowed time the submarine is glued together with. Putting out fires, both literal and metaphorical, ratcheting up its claustrophobia as you’re placed cheek to cheek with Simon in steamy, metallic darkness. This is where Iron Lung shines.
Markiplier’s Performance in Iron Lung is Hit or Miss, But Mostly Hits
It’s outside of these moments of panic where the weakest parts of the script and Fischbach’s performance are highlighted. Some weak line deliveries and beats of dead air kill the real tight headlock the film could have you gripped in from start to finish. And while Fischbach is phenomenal at playing terrified or pleading or even simple exhaustion in the face of the impossible, he really requires someone to bounce off of as his solo work just isn’t as compelling. Even the clunkiest bits of dialogue between him and his jailer (Caroline Kaplan) are better than the best of his moments where he talks to himself or tries to inject some humor into the bleak story.
This is a shame too, because the minimalist storytelling and background we get for his character is genuinely very intriguing. It’s thematically rich for what the film is trying to say about the power and terror of belief, and it’s doubly satisfying that the film has enough confidence to not lay everything out in a longwinded speech explaining the motives and lore that landed him here.
All that being said, his performance is hit or miss, but he mostly hits. The dialogue becomes more urgent as we approach the climax, and all of the cast delivers on that impending doom nicely. It reaches its peak in the final act, and Fischbach is on fire as he struggles to hold himself together in the face of absolute madness leaching its way into the pressurized cabin.
Iron Lung: A Redemptive Finale With Pure Liquid Body Horror
What a fantastic final act it is, one that makes up for its imperfection in the first two parts with a homerun of pure liquid body horror. It’s just phenomenal how the film’s digital and practical effects present the true horrors of Iron Lung. There’s a near perfect mesh between the two, and they highlight the best influences of similar genre films that came before.
Soaked with all the gore, madness, and mystery of the likes of Event Horizon and Pandorum, Iron Lung is a worthy successor in the cosmic horror genre as it rises above its own problems. It’s a moody, environmentally precise stunner of a horror film that sets a benchmark as the movie to beat for forthcoming releases this year.


