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‘Weapons’ Review: Zach Cregger Outdid Himself

If you are a horror fan who caught Barbarian, then odds are you’ve been impatiently waiting to see how writer-director Zach Cregger would follow up his first horror feature. Which means you have also probably secured your ticket to see Weapons this weekend. Rest assured, Cregger’s new movie is not whatever you think it is. If I may be so bold, I also think this movie is better than Barbarian. It’s sicker, more insidious, and basically uses practical effects to deliver nightmare fuel directly into your retinas.
Weapons: A Small Town Mystery
Weapons is set in a small town that recently suffered a mysterious and tragic loss. One morning, Justine Gandy (Julia Garner) reported to her classroom and discovered all of her kids were missing except one. Since then, she and Alex Lilly (Cary Christopher), the sole student in her class that fateful morning, have had their worlds turned upside down. While Alex has switched classes and is being cared for, Justine has become the town’s punching bag. People vandalize her property, corner her in public, and accuse her of having something to do with their missing children.
To make things more mysterious, the parents who had cameras on their porches can see their kids run out of their houses at 2:17 AM the night they all disappeared. However, no one can figure out where they went once they disappeared from the camera vantage points. Or, more importantly, what made them leave their homes in the dead of night? These questions haunt this community as they try to find a new sense of normal in the aftermath of this sudden event.
Small Town Dynamics With a Side of Dark Humor
I am not going to lie. Most of the first half of Weapons feels like a captivating small-town mystery. We get community dynamics, check in on grieving parents, discover just how corrupt the local police are, and even pick up a ton of gossip about Justine as the camera follows closely behind her for a good bit of the movie. I am nosy and never felt like this was not part of the greater mystery, so I was happy to see where it goes. Also, Cregger’s dark sense of humor is on full display as he continually cranks up the creepy meter on this twisted tale. So, it is hard not to have a good time.
Cregger is also still gleefully playing with structure in his work. He uses characters as vehicles to drive different chapters of Weapons. Unlike with Barbarian, this movie gives him more people to play with, which provides quite a few twisted journeys into what turns into a suburban bloodbath. Each segment builds on what we know about this world and this strange occurrence, as it raises the tensions and crafts a beautiful mystery. By the time Cregger reveals what’s really going on, Weapons is done toying with the audience and ready to throw sick visuals and WTF moments at them nonstop. The film is like a rollercoaster that lets you think it is going to take it easy, only for you to find yourself dangling upside down and worried you might piss yourself.
Stacked Stellar Performances Across the Board
Most people are going to applaud Julia Garner’s performance. They will also shout out Josh Brolin, who plays Archer, a man seeking answers for his son’s disappearance, as he cannot move on yet. However, because this film feeds supporting actors, there are many performances to obsess over. Benedict Wong as Andrew Marcus, the school principal, who is trying to protect his teacher while sympathizing with the community. Amy Madigan as Gladys Lilly, an eccentric older lady who causes trouble everywhere she goes. This story is only as good as its weakest ensemble member, and everyone showed up and showed out. We have an intriguing world filled with messy and realistic characters inhabited by actors who understand the assignment. Cregger wields each one like a paint brush as he paints a sickly humorous image onto our brains.
Although one of the most impressive from a sea of standout performances was Cary Christopher as Alex. As someone who is usually unimpressed with child actors, I was blown away by how he handled everything he was given. Weapons tossed this kid a lot, and he held his own among some veteran actors we all love. Hopefully, the genre can keep him because kids remain a horror movie staple.
Weapons Has a Wild Second Half
This is a spoiler-free review, but I can tell you that the back half of Weapons earns the runtime. Some might not be feeling the mystery and town vibes, or you feel like the messed-up imagery you’ve gotten wasn’t worth the trip to the theater. However, I implore you to stick it out for the wild, wonderful, and wicked second half of this film. It feels like a distant cousin to shit I have come to only expect from Korean horror films. I lived my best life and can tell you that the destination was so worth the journey. This film is kooky, unexpected, and a devilishly good time. It also isn’t afraid to make the audience think rather than feed them everything during the opening credits. That is a rare sight these days, and I wish more movies did the same.
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‘The Innkeepers’ (2011) Review: Ti West’s Horror Gem

A little over a year ago, I had the opportunity to catch a new film that reminded me of one of the films that sparked my interest in analyzing films in the first place. Sweet Relief was a fun and well-crafted modern mumblegore film that brought Ti West’s The Innkeepers back into my mind. I first watched The Innkeepers shortly before leaving for college, and I was stunned by how incredibly effective it was. To celebrate Dark Sky Select’s 4K steelbook release of The Innkeepers, I decided to give the film a well-deserved rewatch.
The Innkeepers: A Haunting Ghost Story
The Innkeepers follows Claire (Sara Paxton) and Luke (Pat Healy), the last two employees of The Yankee Pedlar Inn. Claire and Luke find themselves working during the hotel’s last week in operation. They also happen to be amateur ghost hunters. Due to the small number of guests, Claire and Luke have some time to put their ghost hunting tools to good use. As the hunting begins, the terror checks in. Is there more to this ghost story than meets the eye?
Before his flashy slasher trilogy, Ti West’s films had a darker, more personal feel to them. After wowing audiences with his satanic panic masterpiece The House of the Devil, Ti West tackled the true terrors of the supernatural. As much as I adore Ti West, this would be his last film that perfectly balances style and substance. Obviously, the goal of an artist is to grow and transform as a filmmaker, but this feels like West’s last intimate film.
Mumblegore Dialogue: Natural and Grounded
The Innkeepers keeps with the mumblegore-like dialogue West was so great at creating. There’s still that improvisational, but naturalistic, feel to their words. And while the situation becomes extraordinary, the dialogue still feels grounded in reality. Somehow, for a 2011 film, West finds a way to competently direct actors in saying the words “epic” and “failblog”. It’s the exposition of the film that truly sets it apart from others like it. While talking with a child in the lobby, Claire reveals the backstory of Madeline O’Malley and her untimely suicide in the hotel. It’s a small moment that could easily be a throwaway detail to provide the audience with the necessary backstory. But it’s Sara Paxton’s performance that sells the scene.
Speaking of, both Sara Paxton and indie darling Pat Healy absolutely tear it up on screen. Sara Paxton’s performance is reserved and lived in. She carries herself awkwardly, with little self-confidence, but still finds a way to be charming. Indie darling Pat Healy chews up the scenery with his Tintin-like faux hawk and a Red Bull-infused high energy. Not only do they steal their respective scenes alone, but they also play off each other like a fast-paced tennis volley.
Supernatural Horror Done Right
Ti West’s magnum opus handles the supernatural element in a much cleaner, fascinating way than most ghost films. The slow pace highlights the mundanity of working-class life that quickly becomes tense through the creeping terror of Madeline O’Malley and her growing cohorts of terror. There’s a certain unbalanced feel to the film’s three-act structure that lends an air of authenticity to it. Whereas most supernatural films feel the need to do more, The Innkeepers understands that it’s okay to do less. It’s how the scares are delivered that sets this film apart.
If you haven’t seen The Innkeepers, then you’re truly missing out on one of the subgenre’s greatest hits. That being said, I don’t think this film is for everyone. Ti West asks a lot from his audience, and I can understand that some people won’t want to go with him on this ride. It’s talky and demands full attention. But if you’re willing to sit with the film and let it work its magic, you won’t be disappointed.
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[REVIEW] Fantastic Fest 2025: ‘Primate’ Is the Animal-Attack-Meets-Slasher Movie You Didn’t Know You Needed

If that one scene in Nope (you know the one) wasn’t enough to convince you that owning a chimpanzee is a bad idea, Primate is here to remind you that these animals can literally rip you limb from limb. Directed by Johannes Roberts, who also co-wrote the script with Ernest Riera, the film is scheduled to release in January—and if it wasn’t on your radar before, allow me to firmly add it.
PSA: Primate Proves That Chimps Are Not Pets (But They Are Great Slasher Killers)
Primate begins with a pre-credits scene introducing us to the danger: a vet has been called to check in on a chimp named Ben that isn’t feeling so hot, only to discover the hard way that the super-strong animal has gone rabid. It’s an evocative opening, though it does create a little timeline confusion when we jump back in time a few days to follow Lucy (Johnny Sequoyah) as she returns home to Hawaii to see her family and their unusual pet.
Her late mother, we learn, worked with Ben for years before her death, and he remains a beloved member of the family, able to communicate most basic needs via the use of sign language and a special tablet. Ben is acting a little off, though, so Lucy’s father (Academy Award-winner Troy Kotsur, in a stand-out role) calls in the vet we’ve already seen die before heading out for the night.
Of course, we know that Ben has rabies, so it’s only a matter of time before he goes bananas. In the meantime, Lucy, her sister, and their friends get to living it up while they have the place to themselves. The family owns a gorgeous secluded mansion complete with a cliffside infinity pool, and if you’ve seen The Strangers: Prey at Night, you’ll know Roberts loves a pool. He quickly finds a reason to drive the young people into it and trap them there—but just because chimps can’t swim, that doesn’t mean they’re safe.
Blending Animal Attack Horror with Slasher Thrills in Primate
One of the biggest things going for Primate is its ability to blend classic animal attack horror with slasher elements. The film draws clear inspiration from Cujo, but where the Trentons were largely safe from the beast’s foaming maw (if not the sun) so long as they stayed inside their vehicle, Lucy and friends aren’t so lucky. As the tagline for Primate warns, Ben is “dangerously close to human,” which means he understands how to use tools and constantly finds creative ways to take a swipe at his prey whenever they and the audience let their guard down. The sicker the chimp gets, the more he seems to radiate a savage, all-too-human glee.
At the same time, Roberts and Riera’s script leverages the communication gap between Ben and the family to devastating effect. Ben is so close to being able to tell them what’s wrong before his rabies progresses to the point of no return, but he doesn’t quite have the language. The fact that Lucy’s father is deaf adds an additional layer to the tragedy: we see how expressive the family is able to be through non-verbal communication, yet Ben is still isolated in his misery.
Toward the climax, however, even this form of communication starts to break down as the girls’ screams go unheard. While it feels like there’s more material that could have been wrung from this theme, it’s notable that Ben goes for the mouth more than once during his rampage, including in the film’s most memorable kill. In the end, maybe all communication is meaningless when nature decides to play a cruel prank.
Miguel Torres Umba’s Incredible Performance as Rabid Chimp Ben
This tragic aspect of the story doesn’t dampen the scares or thrills. Movement specialist Miguel Torres Umba, who portrays Ben, initially imbues the chimp with lovable warmth that makes his feverish, trembling intensity all the more frightening as the sickness takes hold. It’s a remarkable performance, one that lulls the audience into a similar state of wishful thinking to Lucy as she repeatedly reaches out to Ben in the hope that some part of the pet she loved is still in there. Primate rewards that desperate desire with brutal bites, bludgeonings, and beyond.
Primate Is a Lean, Mean, Face-Ripping Machine
Animal attack horror movies have trended hard toward sharks in the last decade (a world Roberts is no stranger to, having helmed 47 Meters Down and its sequel). It’s exciting to see a new addition to this subgenre focusing on a lesser-seen aggressor, especially one that doesn’t frame its killer creature as inherently evil, but rather a victim of both a natural blight and human foolishness. Ben should never have been put in the position he’s in—but now he’s here, it’s pulse-poundingly fun to see the damage that 100+ pounds of pure muscle can do when its brain is on fire.
Primate attacks theaters on January 9.