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The Resident Evil Movies, Ranked
Ranking the Resident Evil live-action movies starring Milla Jovovich! From the thrilling Afterlife to the lackluster Final Chapter, see why this zombie franchise shines with continuity and action, perfect for horror fans seeking fun.
This might be a surprising concept, but Resident Evil is one of the most robust zombie movie franchises out there. Especially in terms of continuity, it has all the competition beat, considering the fact that each installment of George Romero’s zombie movies or the Italian Zombie franchise have next to nothing to do with one another. To the point that one of the Zombie movies is technically a sequel to Dawn of the Dead.
So, it’s time to face facts. Resident Evil is where it’s at if you’re looking for a zombie movie franchise, for better or for worse (for better if you’re looking to have fun, for worse if you’re looking for a zombie franchise that is 100% about zombies and doesn’t constantly distract itself with other types of mutants and monsters and whatnot). As the resident ranker of things here at Horror Press, I’m here to rank every last Resident Evil. I mean, every last live-action movie. I mean, every last live-action movie that stars Milla Jovovich as the indefatigable Alice. Look, we’ve got to draw the line somewhere. Between video games and animated movies and reboots and television shows, this franchise is simply too sprawling to be wrangled if we don’t set some ground rules.
Ranking All the Mainline Resident Evil Movies
#6 Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)
This movie is the last in the continuity and the last in our hearts. It’s full of little fan service moments, which can be very fun, but the exact fans it is servicing sure aren’t me, because nothing it dredges up from the past movies is treated with any kind of respect. Including the cliffhanger ending of the previous installment. The ending of Retribution promises that we are about to see the most epic battle in the entire franchise, and this one (presumably in a cost-cutting move) opens with that battle already having been concluded.
So basically it starts with a big wet fart and then proceeds to tell a choppily edited story that is too busy and loud to really allow you to take a beat and indulge in its best moments.
#5 Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)
Retribution might be the second-lowest in the ranking, but there is a wide gulf between it and The Final Chapter. This installment absolutely has its moments, especially when it comes to its main setting, an Umbrella Corporation facility that recreates different urban and suburban environments from around the world. It’s basically a twisted Epcot Center, and it allows for some very cool action setpieces.
Unfortunately, this facility is really only a core feature of less than half of the runtime. And the rest of the movie isn’t quite up to the task of buoying itself, especially because the supporting cast is among the most stilted of the franchise and the editing among its most frenetic.
#4 Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
This is Resident Evil in Mad Max drag, and for that reason it is a very fun movie. It is also a very stupid movie, and only half the time in a way that is satisfying to watch. But it’s easy to forget every last quibble you’ve had with it when you’re watching Alice tromp around in her glorious “dystopian Barbarella” garters + duster costume.
#3 Resident Evil (2002)
And here we arrive at the original movie! This is how you know it’s a franchise worth ranking. When a series is spawned from an iconic, well-regarded classic, it’s hard to ever rank the first movie anywhere but No. 1. Halloween? Jaws? Psycho? Ranking any sequel or remake up top is close to heresy. But it also makes writing such a list much less interesting.
Meanwhile, 2002’s Resident Evil doesn’t aim to be a classic or well-regarded. It just wants to have fun, explore the rhetorical and artistic value of how hot Milla Jovovich is, and be very 2002 while it does both of these things. It accomplishes all of these goals, in spades. It’s certainly a success, but some of the movies that followed simply did more interesting things. This is especially true when it comes to zombies, considering the fact that the first movie is isolated to a single underground facility and only hints at the very interesting wider world around it.
#2 Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
Resident Evil goes outside! This is a huge expansion on the original movie, following through – more or less – on the promise made by the ending of the first film. It’s apocalyptic on a much broader scale, even though it is still limited to a single cityscape rather than a single underground facility. It’s also a hell of a lot of fun, with major “Escape from New York but with mutant monsters” vibes.
#1 Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
Maybe this is where my personal bias comes in, but part of the reason this one is so gosh darn fun is the fact that it actually operates like a zombie movie. While the assorted non-zombie mutants and monsters featured here do fit the narrative in an unusually satisfying way for the franchise (both in terms of its themes and the flow of events), this is the movie where the core story could most fit into a George Romero universe. Here we follow Alice and her newest hangers-on as they hole up in a prison while they attempt to find a way to survive long-term and escape to greener pastures.
It somehow has the gumption to be an actual character drama in the middle of a video game movie franchise where the priorities are action, action, and action, in that order. Speaking of… The action sequences here are, of course, pretty sweet as well. That coin gun sequence? Glorious. It’s the best of all worlds.
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‘Queens of the Dead’ Took a Bite Out of Brooklyn Horror Fest
Brooklyn Horror Film Fest kicked off its 10th year with a screening of the highly anticipated Queens of the Dead. This sparkly and zombie-fied night was presented by Horror Press and set the tone for at least two after parties. As a good queen does.
Before the movie began, director and co-writer, Tina Romero, took the stage to share that she is “very proud to be my dad’s kid, and proud to carry his torch, and super super proud to do it in a way that shows queer joy and queer resilience.” After watching the film, it’s clear Romero meant business as she expanded on the zombie world built by her dad, the genre icon George A. Romero.
A Scrumptious Evening
The opening night film was also unforgettable because it was followed by a Q&A afterward moderated by New York’s baddest emcee, Xero Gravity. Tina Thee Romero took the stage with cast members Samora la Perdida, Julie J., Tomas Matos, and Nina West. They kept the vibe fun but also addressed why this movie is especially important in dire times like these.
Nina West said, “I’m really proud that this movie is coming out specifically right now.” West explained, “We talked about how important this film is right now. How queer people, I think, are going to have the opportunity to grab onto it and hopefully feel a sense of community, a sense of self, and a reminder of how vital it is to have chosen family and the ability to have space. Watching it tonight with an audience, that’s what I’m reminded of.”
The Romero Legacy is Very Much Alive and Well
Gravity opened the talk by addressing Romero’s dad’s work, “So, Tina, your father’s legacy is invaluable to the horror community, especially the horror community of marginalized people. When I look into the audience, I see a bunch of queer people, a bunch of different skin tones, I see people with disabilities, and for that, I know we all appreciate George A. Romero’s legacy in terms of allyship.”
When the applause died down, she asked Romero what Queens of the Dead has to say about our current state in society. Romero said she felt incredibly grateful that Shudder and IFC Films are putting this movie out in 2025.
Romero elaborated, “It’s not easy to get a little indie movie out into the world. It’s so important that it’s coming out this year because what a year we have had. Holy shit.”
Romero continued, “It feels so good to have a big queer movie coming out in a time when our community is feeling really under the threat of erasure and under attack. I feel like what our movie says is we are here and we are wonderful, come along for the ride. I really hope that this movie brings a little bit of empathy. A little bit of ‘I can’t help but laugh at and love these characters.”
Romero concluded, “I really love my father. I love the films he made. It was very important to me to make sure his legacy continued in a way that said some shit and with queerness on screen.”
A Night of Glitter and Gore
During the talk back, Romero shared a lot of cool facts. One being that her and co-writer Erin Judge worked on this film for ten years. She also shared that Dawn of the Dead is her favorite movie in her dad’s franchise when Gravity pointed out a couple of nods to the movie in Queens of the Dead.
The Q&A went by entirely too quickly as the audience fell in love with this amazing crew. However, the love and community spilled into the bar area afterward. People were given the opportunity to thank everyone for their work and tell them they loved the film. People were offered penis-shaped cakes, which is a fun gag from the film. Attendees were also given a chance to get a little bloody at the hands of local makeup artist Dime. They applied bite marks and blood to everyone who wanted to feel like they were a part of the hottest zombie movie of the year.
It was another scrumptious evening in Brooklyn. It also left many of the audience with an axe wound right in the heart. I’m excited to see how Brooklyn Film Fest follows this movie, and I will be in the bar area this weekend, waiting to see.
Queens of the Dead will slay in theaters on October 24.
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The Worst Blumhouse Movies and Why They Miss the Mark
I feel like I’m always taking swings at Blumhouse Productions and would like to explain why I’m usually frustratedly screaming into a mic, “For whomst?!” My relationship as a horror fan with most of the movies this company produces cannot be summed up in quick, snide comments and eyerolls. It’s bigger than that because when Blumhouse gets it right, they get it right. Get Out, Us, Creep, Creep 2, Happy Death Day, Freaky, M3GAN, and Drop are some of my favorite movies from the last 10 years. The Paranormal Activity franchise is the reason I show up for found footage films today.
However, while the mission to seemingly greenlight anything is good on paper, it does lead to some questionable films. Some projects feel irresponsible to fund, and some that are just bad make up the majority of their library. For every diamond, we get a bunch of movies that leave us scratching our heads and wondering if the obvious conversations were not being had. Which is why I picked four Blumhouse movies I have legitimate beef with. I think these are prime examples of why I have a hard time getting excited when the company’s PR starts up for a new project. I’m also respectfully asking if there are things in place to avoid these issues and concerns in the future.
The Exorcist: Believer
Two girls disappear in the woods and return to their families, who soon learn they are possessed by an evil entity. My surface problem with this Blumhouse movie is that they learned nothing from greenlighting the Halloween trilogy and put the cart before the horse again. However, my main grievance is that I was led to believe this would be a Black-led Exorcist movie. That would have been groundbreaking in this almost exclusively white franchise. More importantly, Leslie Odom Jr. and Lidya Jewett were more than capable of leading this movie. So, why were they shoved into the margins? We had a double exorcism and gave the non-Black child most of the cool things to do. The film also made Odom Jr.’s character the chauffeur for Chris MacNeil, who was shoehorned in for fan service and given nothing important to do. The Exorcist: Believer was unbelievably bad to boot.
Dashcam (2021)
Two friends livestream the most terrifying night of their lives while on a road trip. This movie would have done fine because it was from the team that brought us Host. As we were still in pandemic mode, many of us were curious to see what they would do next. So, there was a lot of face cracks when it came out that problematic Twitter personality Annie Hardy would be basically playing herself in the film. From her political stances, COVID denial, racist rants, and that time she turned a pride flag into a swastika on Twitter, she’s very blatantly a person who does not need a bigger platform.
It’s irresponsible to allow a movie to use her as stunt casting in a Blumhouse production. Again, this movie would have been better off without her because it would have ridden the steam of Host. Instead, it turned people off, and some refused to see it or review it.
They/Them (2022)
A group of teens at an LGBTQ+ conversion camp suffer psychological torture at the hands of the staff while being murdered by a masked killer. I feel there were too many cis people weighing in on this movie. I personally watched an awful person who masquerades as a journalist leap into Twitter conversations where Trans and non-binary people were discussing why this movie wasn’t it. So, I chose to keep my thoughts to myself and listen to the community, who should get a say.
I encourage you to do the same. Here is the Horror Press review by Bash Ortega. I also encourage you to read Kay Lynch’s essay at Bloody Disgusting. Consequence of Sound also had a review that is worth reading. While this was one of the movies under the Blumhouse banner that had its heart seemingly in the right place, we know intention and impact are not the same thing.
Soft & Quiet (2022)
An elementary teacher meets with other white supremacists and then commits a hate crime. This movie felt like a bunch of shocking events strewn together, and I wanted my money back for this rental. I have no idea how this film came to be what it is. Personally, I hope there is a version that doesn’t feel like racial trauma porn somewhere, but this is not it. I kept wondering who this movie is for, and the internet confirmed it wasn’t for POC. With all the ways to capture white supremacy on film, this is what they did? I feel this is the most irresponsible movie Blumhouse has subjected me to. It’s the reason I no longer get excited when I hear a filmmaker I am rooting for is working with the company.
In Closing…
I know I come across as flippant when I drag most of Blumhouse’s films. However, it stems from a place of concern and frustration. Bad movies like Firestarter, Unhuman, Night Swim, and Imaginary are one thing. These movies that clumsily handle important topics that are the reason I’m usually waiting for their titles to hit streaming. Whether they’re putting Black leads in the backseat, greenlighting movies where internet trolls are being given roles, or adding to the canon of racial trauma porn, I’m tired. I don’t know how to fix it because I don’t know if it’s a lack of support or interference regarding the writers and directors.
I don’t know if it’s just quantity over quality leading to some messy and unnecessary movies making it through the cracks. However, if Jason Blum can unpack why M3GAN 2.0 flopped, then it would be cool for him to unpack what he’s learned from the movies that should actually be cause for concern. As a film girl, I would love to see these Blumhouse choices laid out like case studies. Whatever lessons learned and actionable items taken to not make these mistakes again, could be beneficial to other production companies that are also struggling. All I know is an honest investigation is needed if they’re going to keep yeeting films out at this rate. We want to root for all horror. However, it’s hard to do that if we’re wondering who is (or is not) in the room for so many important conversations that need to happen.


