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The 10 Best Giallo Movies Ranked According to Their Titles
Many things come to mind when thinking about the giallo subgenre: bold colors, black-gloved killers, style-over-substance whodunits, and the like. But for yours truly, I can almost never get past thinking about the Italian genre movies’ lurid, unforgettable titles. You’re not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but can you judge a giallo by its title? Let’s find out by ranking the Top 10 giallo movies based on their titles alone.
It’s giallo month here at Horror Press. Many things come to mind when thinking about the giallo subgenre: bold colors, black-gloved killers, style-over-substance whodunits, and the like. But for yours truly, I can almost never get past thinking about the Italian genre movies’ lurid, unforgettable titles. You’re not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but can you judge a giallo by its title? Let’s find out by ranking the Top 10 giallo movies based on their titles alone.
Ranking Giallo Movies According to Their Titles
#10 Death Laid an Egg (1968)
Original Title: La morte ha fatto l’uovo
Alternate Titles: A Curious Way to Love, Death Trap, Plucked, The Sadist in Room 24
Death Laid an Egg is a perfect title, except for one pesky little problem. There’s no way the actual movie can cash the check that the title is writing. It is based around a poultry factory, which is a unique enough angle for a horror movie, but even the least-seasoned horror movie viewer around would be able to sniff out the inevitable disappointment of the title a mile away, as much fun as it is to conjure images of the madcap Salvador Dalí/Ingmar Bergman mashup it promises.
#9 A.A.A. Masseuse, Good-Looking, Offers Her Services (1972)
Original Title: A.A.A. Massaggiatrice bella presenza offresi…
Alternate Titles: N/A
Now this movie has the opposite problem from good ol’ #10. It is a poetic title that draws the reader in, but what it promises is exactly what you expect to get: a seedy little movie that’s more softcore than giallo. But it’s a concise, evocative title nonetheless. The Italian horror genre’s answer to “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”
#8 The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh (1971)
Original Title: Lo strano vizio della Signora Wardh
Alternate Titles: The Next Victim, Blade of the Ripper
Now here’s where things get truly giallo-y. Who is Mrs. Wardh? Why is her name spelled like that? What is her vice? Sex? Murder? Both at the same time? What’s particularly strange about it, if so? This title is such a perfect blend of eroticism and intrigue, it essentially doesn’t matter if the movie is good or not.
#7 Seven Blood-Stained Orchids (1972)
Original Title: Sette orchidee macchiate di rosso (Seven Red-Spotted Orchids)
Alternate Titles: N/A
Another nothing-but-net giallo title. The image of delicate beauty literally being stained by violent bloodshed is a perfect evocation of one of the genre’s favorite predilections: allowing the viewer to watch some of the most stunning women in the world in decadent, deadly peril.
#6 A Lizard in a Woman’s Skin (1971)
Original Title: Una lucertola con la pelle di donna
Alternate Title: Schizoid
This is another title that promises something the movie couldn’t possibly deliver, but it’s so forward about its delirious poetic metaphor that you wouldn’t expect it to anyway. It’s straightforward and a little tawdry, but with a dollop of beauty to it, which is exactly what you want from a Lucio Fulci picture anyway.
#5 Kill the Fatted Calf and Roast It (1970)
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Original Title: Uccidete il vitello grasso e arrostitelo
Alternate Titles: N/A
This is another metaphor-forward title that can’t help but conjure up a tangled web of glorious giallo plotting. We follow a rich layabout, perhaps, with a target on their back. Potential killers around every corner. Pure deadly melodrama of the highest order.
#4 Strip Nude For Your Killer (1975)
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Original Title: Nude per l’assassino (Nude for the Killer)
Alternate Title: Tenebre braccia della morte (Dark Arms of Death)
No need for metaphors here! Strip Nude for Your Killer gets straight to the point. This is going to be a lurid, nasty movie of ill repute. But there’s nevertheless something poetic about the inclusion of the word “your” in the title, drawing the reader uncomfortably close to the action against their will like a tractor beam. It’s not just naked women and killers in this movie, you the viewer are also on the chopping block. It’s common for horror movies to feature second-person taglines to draw the viewer into the experience (“In space, nobody can hear you scream,” anyone?), but for the title to do it? And in such a delectable prurient way? Now that’s bold.
#3 Forbidden Photos of a Lady Above Suspicion (1970)
Original Title: Le foto proibite di una signora per bene
Alternate Titles: N/A
This title provokes the same kind of reaction as The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh, but with the added benefit of tripping tantalizingly off the tongue. It’s a work of blunt-force poetry.
#2 Twitch of the Death Nerve (1971)
Original Title: Ecologia del delitto (Ecology of Crime)
Alternate Titles: A Bay of Blood, Last House Part II, Massacre at Blood Lake, Carnage, Reazione a catena (Chain Reaction)
This one just sends a tingle down your spine, doesn’t it? It’s pure Edgar Allan Poe gothica that grabs you by the throat and proudly announces itself as a movie you won’t soon forget. As one of the bloodiest gialli on the market, which set the blueprint for many an American slasher to come, Mario Bava’s many-titled movie deserved however many rereleases it had to go through in order to reach this sublime, scintillating title.
#1 Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key (1972)
Original Title: Il tuo vizio è una stanza chiusa e solo io ne ho la chiave
Alternate Titles: Excite Me, Eye of the Black Cat, Gently Before She Dies
Chef’s kiss. This title has everything. Passion! Eroticism! Drama! This title takes you on a journey. Do I have any idea what it means? Hell no! But it’s a vainglorious descent into indulgent poetic grandiosity that wouldn’t be matched for sheer unalloyed linguistic exuberance until 27 years later when Fiona Apple cracked her knuckles and got to work.
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The Best Horror You Can Stream on Shudder in January 2026
My New Year’s resolution is to spend more time watching my favorite app. Luckily, Shudder is not taking it easy on us this holiday season, so I may meet my quota this January. The streamer is bringing in the new year with quite a few bangers. We have classics from icons, a new title from the first family of indie horror, and a couple of lesser-known films that have finally found a home. So, I am obviously living for this month’s programming and think most of you will too. I have picked the five films that I believe deserve our collective attention the most. Get into each of them and start your 2026 off on the right foot.
The Best Movies to Stream on Shudder This Month
Carrie (1976)
A sheltered teen finally unleashes her telekinetic powers after being humiliated for the last time. Carrie is the reason I thought proms might be cool when I was a kid. This Brian De Palma adaptation is one of my favorite Stephen King adaptations. It is also an important title in the good-for-her subgenre. I cannot help rooting for Carrie White (Sissy Spacek) when I watch her snap at this prom and then head home to accidentally deal with her mom. The only tragedy of this evening is that Carrie had to die, too. I said what I said, and I will be hitting play again while it is on Shudder. This recommendation goes out to the other recovering sheltered girls who would be the problem if they had powers. I see you because I am you.
You can watch Carrie on January 1st.
Marshmallow (2025)
A shy 12-year-old gets sent to summer camp and finds himself in a living nightmare. While Marshmallow did not land for me, I know plenty of people who love it. Which makes this the perfect addition to the Shudder catalogue. I am actually excited to see more folks fall in love with this movie when it hits the streamer. If nothing else, it will help a few folks cross off another 2025 title if they are still playing catch-up with last year’s movies. It also gets cool points from me for not taking the easy route with the mystery it built. I hope you all dig it more than I did, and tell your friends about it. Perhaps you could even encourage them to sign up for the app.
You can watch Marshmallow on January 1st.
Chain Reactions (2024)
Tobe Hooper’s The Texas Chain Saw Massacre cemented his horror legacy over fifty years ago. So, it is long overdue for a documentary where horror royalty can discuss its impact on them and their careers. I have been waiting for a couple of years to hear Karyn Kusama and Takashi Miike talk about Hooper’s work and how he inspired them. So, I am super geeked that Shudder is finally giving me the chance to see this film. The streamer is also helping the nerds out by adding The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) and The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 2 (1986) this month. If you are also an overachieving couch potato, I will see you at the finish line next week.
You can watch Chain Reactions on January 9th.
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
An insurance investigator discovers the impact a horror writer’s books have on people. I love chaos, and John Carpenter chaos happens to be one of my favorite kinds of chaos. While we talk about The Thing and Halloween all the time, this maestro has given us plenty of horror to celebrate. In the Mouth of Madness is very much one of those titles vying for a top spot among the best of his filmography. To sweeten the batshit pot, this movie features Sam Neill. You know that he only shows up in our genre if the movie is going to be legendary. You cannot tell me this is not a Shudder priority this month.
You can watch In the Mouth of Madness on January 10th.
Mother of Flies (2025)
A terminally ill young woman and her dad head to the woods to seek out a recluse who claims she can cure her cancer. The Adams Family has been holding court on Shudder for years, so it feels right that Mother of Flies is a Shudder Original. More importantly, this fest favorite has one of the best performances of 2025. Which makes it a great time for people to finally get to see it and get in line to give Toby Poser her flowers. Whatever you think your favorite Poser role is, it is about to change when you see her as Solveig. I am being serious when I say that this movie might be the first family of indie horror at their best.
You can watch Mother of Flies on January 23rd.
New year, but same Shudder. I would not want to go into 2026 any other way, personally. I hope these horrific recommendations bring you the good kind of anxiety. Or at least distract you from the state of the world for a bit.
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The Best Horror You Can Stream on Netflix in January 2026
I’m happy Netflix knew I would be back on my bull shit. Now that we’re in January, and the end-of-year lists are done, I’m trying to cram as many 2025 titles into my eyeballs as I possibly can. I know it sounds backwards, but it’s sadly a yearly tradition now. No matter how many titles you cram into a year, there are always a ton more you missed. Because I am broken, I need to know if I missed anything that should have been on my lists ASAP. Then I can drag myself for not getting my eyeballs on things sooner. Or worse, seeing titles that came out after my deadline and would have definitely been on there. I need to feel resentment for their schedules not letting me be great.
Luckily for me, the streamer has dropped quite a bit of new stuff recently. This includes movies and shows that I put off, or that legitimately premiered a couple of weeks ago. So, now I can spiral in the comfort of my own home as I binge all of these titles like a maniac. If you are also trying to walk into the new year stressed out, then maybe this streaming guide is for you, too.
City of Shadows (2025)
When a burned body is put on display on the facade of an iconic building, two inspectors must work together to solve the crime. I don’t know much about this Spanish thriller, but I know winter is the time for an unsettling mystery. The show is based on the first book of the Milo Malart tetralogy written by Aro Sáinz de la Maza. So, if it’s as good as I hope it is, there is a whole world with this inspector awaiting us in print. I’m ready to take all six of these episodes in one setting if the streaming Gods allow.
Frankenstein (2025)
Oscar Isaac, Jacob Elordi, and Christoph Waltz are among the names in this newest adaptation of the beloved Gothic horror classic. Guillermo del Toro’s take on Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein is clearly one of the top priorities this month. While I skipped it in festivals because of the runtime, I knew I would have a date with it on Netflix this winter. While it has been on the streamer for a minute, I wasn’t able to dedicate two and a half hours to it. I also had watched my friends’ mixed reviews come in, and couldn’t take another disappointment last year. So, I saved this treat for the holiday. Fingers crossed, it is better than people are saying it is.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)
A new group of friends is tormented by a new stalker in this sequel to Kevin Williamson’s other ’90s slasher. I’m indifferent to the I Know What You Did Last Summer movies. Some are less awful than others, and I think this one was fine, but I know the original source material. Which means I know just how far they stray from what the original author, Lois Duncan, was about. So, I look at these movies and the flimsy premise they repeat differently than a lot of my friends. I think it’s an interesting look at how IP gets handled in Hollywood, but I don’t usually get much out of these. Which is another reason I’m kinder to this Jennifer Kaytin Robinson film than some people. While I won’t be rewatching it this January, I think a lot of people who missed it in theaters are going to have fun with some of these kills now that it’s on Netflix.
Stranger Things: Season 5 (2025)
The long-awaited conclusion to Stranger Things is finally upon us! Will Vecna take out some of this ridiculously large cast on the way out? I hope so. Will we pretend to be surprised when Eddie Munson gets a few seconds of screentime? I refuse to play this game. However, are we all going to tune in to see how this epic ride ends? You betcha! I hate that they’re breaking this final season up into three chunks, but I will be sitting for all of them.
The first four episodes hit in November. The next three landed on Netflix on December 25, and the finale premiered on December 31. I don’t know what to expect, but I know I am so ready to close this chapter of my relationship with Netflix and the Duffer Brothers. If it is even half as good as season four, then I will be a very happy nerd.
Troll 2 (2025)
A new troll awakens, causing Nora, Andreas, and Captain Kris to find new allies to take it down. This Norwegian monster flick almost got by me, so I’m happy Netflix dropped the trailer for this one. I’m using this as an excuse to finally watch the first one. I’m thinking a double feature is in order, so I can spend a whole day with these trolls. This is not my usual type of party, but after Troll Hunter won me over, I figure anything can happen. So, I will not judge you if you’re not feeling this out of left field pick. Just know that I’m running at it with an open mind and hoping to see some carnage as a reward.
These are just the Netflix titles I’m prioritizing. This is in no way a complete overview of all of the new shows and movies they’ve added this winter. We also know that they usually have a ton of international bangers that they refuse to advertise. So, I end up stumbling over Korean titles every January and then trying to tell people we missed some really excellent stuff. So, pick up your remote and turn your phone off. It’s time to Netflix and Chill in the less sexy and more nerdy way.


