Movies
Which Character from the Scream Franchise Are You Based on Your Horoscope?
Do you ever wonder who you would be if the stars aligned (probably not in your favor) and you found yourself in the middle of Woodsboro? Madame Horror Press has chosen to emerge from her psychomanteum and impart upon us which character we are in the Scream franchise based on our astrological signs.
We at Horror Press recognize that, just as the Scream franchise has displayed many different personalities, the signs cannot simply be defined by only one character. To every yin, its yang. Which side of the coin you land on depends on your heart, dear horror fan. So, as you weigh your two options, ask yourself: are you the good guy or the villain?
Note: As of the creation of this article, Scream 6 is brand new. As such, for the sake of no spoilers, none of the new canon or characters will be referenced.
Aries 3/21-4/19

Sidney Prescott//Mrs. Loomis
With your determination to never back down from a challenge and bold personality, is it any wonder that you’d be the OG final girl Sidney Prescott? However, in the wrong hands (or right hands, depending on your POV on vengeance), you could find yourself as none other than Mrs. Loomis.
Taurus 4/20-5/20

Tatum Riley//Cotton Weary
Like Tatum Riley, you have a fun-loving nature, and you’re a great time to be around. Although this has its downturn, a constant fixation on cash, stubbornness, and envy of others can make you look a lot like Cotton Weary if you’re not careful. (Okay, so he’s not a murderer, but he’s certainly not #goals either.)
Gemini 5/21-6/20

Chad and Mindy Meeks-Martin//Ghostface
Your many interests and desires can be personified in one of two ways, depending on you, dear Gemini. If you are endearing in your endeavors, then the playful Meeks-Martin twins are your reality. If not, then your nature can only be rightly captured by all the duplicitous madness lurking behind the Ghostface masks.
Cancer 6/21-7/22

Dewey Riley//Stu Macher
Your caring, devoted nature and inherent silliness are all trademarks of Dewey Riley. However, these qualities can quickly turn sour when you’re roped into a homicidal frenzy with your best pal, only for him to stab you and hit you with a phone – like Stu Macher.
Leo 7/23-8/22

Derek Feldman//Jill Roberts
Your adventurous and humorous nature and affinity for the spotlight could have you standing on a cafeteria table singing “I Think I Love You” like Derek Feldman. Be cautious, however. That desire to be the star-of-the-show forms the swirling depths from which the likes of Jill Roberts emerge.
Virgo 8/23-9/22

Randy Meeks//Roman Bridger
Your analytical nature and love of order and solving puzzles make you Randy Meeks, informing everyone of the rules of the horror movie. However, if you let the past haunt you and use your powers of analysis for evil, that makes you none other than Roman Bridger, a calculated killer to the nth degree and the most disliked in the franchise.
Libra 9/23-10/22

Principal Arthur Himbry//Amber Freeman
You thrive on justice and harmony and work tirelessly and thanklessly to preserve balance, much like Principal Arthur Himbry. Take caution, for if you become too rigid in your expectations, and let your bossy ways take the wheel without mercy, you may find yourself in the same position as Amber Freeman – on the business end of some hand sanitizer.
Scorpio 10/23-11/21

Sam Carpenter//Billy Loomis
You dark spirit, you. Like Sam Carpenter, you have a mysterious aura, are loyal to a fault, and derive great power from your emotions. Unfortunately, some are driven insane with that power, and then we’re left with Billy Loomis.
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

Gale Weathers//Still Gale Weathers
You are funny, fair, and have an unquenchable thirst for information and will go to great lengths to get it – much like Gale Weathers. While this can be an admirable quality, tread carefully. That quest for knowledge can be dangerous, as before you know it, you’re interrogating a teenager on the anniversary of her mom’s death about being wrong about her mother’s killer. I’m not saying she was a villain pre-Ghostface trauma, but she was a villain pre-Ghostface trauma.
Capricorn 12/23-1/19

Kenny Brown//Mickey Altieri
Your hard work, sense of responsibility, ability to be a team player, and humility all amount to the undervalued (and undoubtedly underpaid) Kenny, the cameraman. Conversely, the desire to continuously take what you want right nowcan amount to hare-brained schemes where you team up in a murderous plot with a random grieving mother you met online.
Aquarius 1/20-2/18

Kirby Reed//Hank Loomis
Like fan-favorite Kirby Reed, you are a dedicated innovator who knows how to have fun. Be wary; your rebellious side and recklessly pursuing your passions can amount to the likes of Hank Loomis, Billy Loomis’ father. When your son and your (ex) wife are driven to serial murder from the fruits of your desires, it may be time to begin looking inward.
Pisces 2/19-3/20

Tara Carpenter//Richie Kirsch
You are sensitive to the plights of others and respect intelligence, much like Tara Carpenter. Is it any wonder you’re such a fan of elevated horror like the Babadook? On the other hand, your deep thinking can get you into trouble – as being prone to fantasy can trick you into believing you would get to ride off into the sunset with your clearly sociopathic girlfriend (cough, cough, Richie.)
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The Best Horror You Can Stream on Shudder in January 2026
My New Year’s resolution is to spend more time watching my favorite app. Luckily, Shudder is not taking it easy on us this holiday season, so I may meet my quota this January. The streamer is bringing in the new year with quite a few bangers. We have classics from icons, a new title from the first family of indie horror, and a couple of lesser-known films that have finally found a home. So, I am obviously living for this month’s programming and think most of you will too. I have picked the five films that I believe deserve our collective attention the most. Get into each of them and start your 2026 off on the right foot.
The Best Movies to Stream on Shudder This Month
Carrie (1976)
A sheltered teen finally unleashes her telekinetic powers after being humiliated for the last time. Carrie is the reason I thought proms might be cool when I was a kid. This Brian De Palma adaptation is one of my favorite Stephen King adaptations. It is also an important title in the good-for-her subgenre. I cannot help rooting for Carrie White (Sissy Spacek) when I watch her snap at this prom and then head home to accidentally deal with her mom. The only tragedy of this evening is that Carrie had to die, too. I said what I said, and I will be hitting play again while it is on Shudder. This recommendation goes out to the other recovering sheltered girls who would be the problem if they had powers. I see you because I am you.
You can watch Carrie on January 1st.
Marshmallow (2025)
A shy 12-year-old gets sent to summer camp and finds himself in a living nightmare. While Marshmallow did not land for me, I know plenty of people who love it. Which makes this the perfect addition to the Shudder catalogue. I am actually excited to see more folks fall in love with this movie when it hits the streamer. If nothing else, it will help a few folks cross off another 2025 title if they are still playing catch-up with last year’s movies. It also gets cool points from me for not taking the easy route with the mystery it built. I hope you all dig it more than I did, and tell your friends about it. Perhaps you could even encourage them to sign up for the app.
You can watch Marshmallow on January 1st.
Chain Reactions (2024)
Tobe Hooper’s The Texas Chain Saw Massacre cemented his horror legacy over fifty years ago. So, it is long overdue for a documentary where horror royalty can discuss its impact on them and their careers. I have been waiting for a couple of years to hear Karyn Kusama and Takashi Miike talk about Hooper’s work and how he inspired them. So, I am super geeked that Shudder is finally giving me the chance to see this film. The streamer is also helping the nerds out by adding The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) and The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 2 (1986) this month. If you are also an overachieving couch potato, I will see you at the finish line next week.
You can watch Chain Reactions on January 9th.
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
An insurance investigator discovers the impact a horror writer’s books have on people. I love chaos, and John Carpenter chaos happens to be one of my favorite kinds of chaos. While we talk about The Thing and Halloween all the time, this maestro has given us plenty of horror to celebrate. In the Mouth of Madness is very much one of those titles vying for a top spot among the best of his filmography. To sweeten the batshit pot, this movie features Sam Neill. You know that he only shows up in our genre if the movie is going to be legendary. You cannot tell me this is not a Shudder priority this month.
You can watch In the Mouth of Madness on January 10th.
Mother of Flies (2025)
A terminally ill young woman and her dad head to the woods to seek out a recluse who claims she can cure her cancer. The Adams Family has been holding court on Shudder for years, so it feels right that Mother of Flies is a Shudder Original. More importantly, this fest favorite has one of the best performances of 2025. Which makes it a great time for people to finally get to see it and get in line to give Toby Poser her flowers. Whatever you think your favorite Poser role is, it is about to change when you see her as Solveig. I am being serious when I say that this movie might be the first family of indie horror at their best.
You can watch Mother of Flies on January 23rd.
New year, but same Shudder. I would not want to go into 2026 any other way, personally. I hope these horrific recommendations bring you the good kind of anxiety. Or at least distract you from the state of the world for a bit.
Movies
The Best Horror You Can Stream on Netflix in January 2026
I’m happy Netflix knew I would be back on my bull shit. Now that we’re in January, and the end-of-year lists are done, I’m trying to cram as many 2025 titles into my eyeballs as I possibly can. I know it sounds backwards, but it’s sadly a yearly tradition now. No matter how many titles you cram into a year, there are always a ton more you missed. Because I am broken, I need to know if I missed anything that should have been on my lists ASAP. Then I can drag myself for not getting my eyeballs on things sooner. Or worse, seeing titles that came out after my deadline and would have definitely been on there. I need to feel resentment for their schedules not letting me be great.
Luckily for me, the streamer has dropped quite a bit of new stuff recently. This includes movies and shows that I put off, or that legitimately premiered a couple of weeks ago. So, now I can spiral in the comfort of my own home as I binge all of these titles like a maniac. If you are also trying to walk into the new year stressed out, then maybe this streaming guide is for you, too.
City of Shadows (2025)
When a burned body is put on display on the facade of an iconic building, two inspectors must work together to solve the crime. I don’t know much about this Spanish thriller, but I know winter is the time for an unsettling mystery. The show is based on the first book of the Milo Malart tetralogy written by Aro Sáinz de la Maza. So, if it’s as good as I hope it is, there is a whole world with this inspector awaiting us in print. I’m ready to take all six of these episodes in one setting if the streaming Gods allow.
Frankenstein (2025)
Oscar Isaac, Jacob Elordi, and Christoph Waltz are among the names in this newest adaptation of the beloved Gothic horror classic. Guillermo del Toro’s take on Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein is clearly one of the top priorities this month. While I skipped it in festivals because of the runtime, I knew I would have a date with it on Netflix this winter. While it has been on the streamer for a minute, I wasn’t able to dedicate two and a half hours to it. I also had watched my friends’ mixed reviews come in, and couldn’t take another disappointment last year. So, I saved this treat for the holiday. Fingers crossed, it is better than people are saying it is.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)
A new group of friends is tormented by a new stalker in this sequel to Kevin Williamson’s other ’90s slasher. I’m indifferent to the I Know What You Did Last Summer movies. Some are less awful than others, and I think this one was fine, but I know the original source material. Which means I know just how far they stray from what the original author, Lois Duncan, was about. So, I look at these movies and the flimsy premise they repeat differently than a lot of my friends. I think it’s an interesting look at how IP gets handled in Hollywood, but I don’t usually get much out of these. Which is another reason I’m kinder to this Jennifer Kaytin Robinson film than some people. While I won’t be rewatching it this January, I think a lot of people who missed it in theaters are going to have fun with some of these kills now that it’s on Netflix.
Stranger Things: Season 5 (2025)
The long-awaited conclusion to Stranger Things is finally upon us! Will Vecna take out some of this ridiculously large cast on the way out? I hope so. Will we pretend to be surprised when Eddie Munson gets a few seconds of screentime? I refuse to play this game. However, are we all going to tune in to see how this epic ride ends? You betcha! I hate that they’re breaking this final season up into three chunks, but I will be sitting for all of them.
The first four episodes hit in November. The next three landed on Netflix on December 25, and the finale premiered on December 31. I don’t know what to expect, but I know I am so ready to close this chapter of my relationship with Netflix and the Duffer Brothers. If it is even half as good as season four, then I will be a very happy nerd.
Troll 2 (2025)
A new troll awakens, causing Nora, Andreas, and Captain Kris to find new allies to take it down. This Norwegian monster flick almost got by me, so I’m happy Netflix dropped the trailer for this one. I’m using this as an excuse to finally watch the first one. I’m thinking a double feature is in order, so I can spend a whole day with these trolls. This is not my usual type of party, but after Troll Hunter won me over, I figure anything can happen. So, I will not judge you if you’re not feeling this out of left field pick. Just know that I’m running at it with an open mind and hoping to see some carnage as a reward.
These are just the Netflix titles I’m prioritizing. This is in no way a complete overview of all of the new shows and movies they’ve added this winter. We also know that they usually have a ton of international bangers that they refuse to advertise. So, I end up stumbling over Korean titles every January and then trying to tell people we missed some really excellent stuff. So, pick up your remote and turn your phone off. It’s time to Netflix and Chill in the less sexy and more nerdy way.


