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Eye Scream, You Scream: The Best of Eyeball Horror

As humans, we pick up important information about our physical and social environment from the eyes we encounter. Brains respond to pupil changes, blinking patterns, and so on. It stands to reason that seeing another person’s eyeball not faring well could trigger the brain to respond unfavorably. In Shudder’s 101 Scariest Movie Moments of All Time, Rebekah McKendry weighed in on the science behind eye screams, explaining that pain involving the eyes is imaginable. Getting a limb cut off is inconceivable to most, but we’ve all been poked in the eye before. Because of this, we can empathize with that pain even when we see it depicted on a larger, more devastating scale in scary movies.

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But here, we must stop peremptorily. We are in danger of digging deeper than the eye approves.” -Virginia Woolf, 1927. Street Haunting: A London Adventure

Did you know that the brain’s amygdala is triggered whenever it sees someone with more whites in their eyes than usual?

Your amygdala is the part of your brain that fires up when it’s time to be alert. The whites of the eyes (sclera) tend to be more noticeable when someone is afraid (e.g., their eyes are wider)

So, your brain is hardwired to respond when it sees a change in someone else’s eyes to help keep you alert in case of danger.

The sudden change in eyes could be one of the things that gives people the ultimate ick when someone’s eyeball is ripped out in a horror movie. That’s an awful lot of sclera; the amygdala must go wild.

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In all seriousness, extreme eye horror (otherwise known as eye screams) can make even the most hardcore horror fans wince, and it could have something to do with the value our brains put on others’ eyes.

As humans, we pick up important information about our physical and social environment from the eyes we encounter. Brains respond to pupil changes, blinking patterns, and so on. It stands to reason that seeing another person’s eyeball not faring well could trigger the brain to respond unfavorably.

In Shudder’s 101 Scariest Movie Moments of All Time, Rebekah McKendry weighed in on the science behind eye screams, explaining that pain involving the eyes is imaginable. Getting a limb cut off is inconceivable to most, but we’ve all been poked in the eye before. Because of this, we can empathize with that pain even when we see it depicted on a larger, more devastating scale in scary movies.

How devastating can eye horror get? I’m so glad you asked!

In honor of our gore-filled theme this month, I bring you the best of eyeball horror. These are some of the most disturbing eye screams in scary movies.

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The Best of Eyeball Horror in Scary Movies

A Razor to the Eye: Un Chien Andalou

We are coming out of the gate with one of the first to do it: Luis Buñel’s collaboration project with Salvador Dali, Un Chien Andalou (also known as An Andalusian Dog). This 1929 French-Spanish surrealist horror is a silent black-and-white film with a 16-minute runtime. The most notable moment occurs when a razor blade is dragged across a woman’s eye. The shot cuts to a close-up of an eyeball being cut with a razor. Un Chien Andalou used an actual sheep’s eye, making the gooey result one of the most haunting moments in eyeball horror.

The New York Ripper would present a similar scene in 1982, though arguably not to the same squirm-inducing effect of its predecessor, opting for a bloody show rather than a gooey one.

That’s far from the last time we’d see the old razor to the eyeball, with it being one of the required dares in Would You Rather and the key to surviving the Death Mask trap in Saw 2.

But eyeball horror doesn’t always have to be about a brutal direct attack on the eye to be horrifying.

Forced Viewing: Fire in the Sky

One of the luxuries that anyone who watches a horror movie can afford is the ability to look away from what they see. At any point, no matter how bad it gets, we can shut our eyes, turn away, or turn it off at any time.

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When we see that taken away from a character on screen, not only are we appalled by imagining the physical sensation of having our eyes clamped open like in A Clockwork Orange, but we also relate to the psychological aspect of being forced to watch something that we don’t want to see.

We saw a similar notion in Opera when a woman’s eyes are held open with pins, and she’s forced to watch her boyfriend get murdered. Also, in Bird Box, when the grubby man holds someone’s eyes open to make them see the horror that was driving everyone crazy. Bird Box has the added haunting factor of leaving us to wonder where those hands had been.

Yet, dirty hands or old-fashioned brainwashing are no comparison to the eye-clamp scene from Fire in the Sky. Talk about nightmares upon nightmares. The various slimes the alien abductee is subjected to are horrible enough without the machines that follow them, all while his eye is held open, forced to watch all of it.

The concept of being forced to watch your demise is haunting beyond words. Final Destination 5 most certainly got the memo on that and decided to up the scare factor.

Eye Surgery: Final Destination 5

While the Final Destination franchise went for the eyes more than once (here’s looking at you and your fire escape ladder, Final Destination 2), Final Destination 5’s take on laser eye surgery ensured some people would be in glasses for life.

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Final Destination 5 showed us a patient about to undergo corrective eye surgery. She ends up left alone in a room where her head is locked down, her eyes are clamped open, and there is a giant laser beam shooting directly into her eyeball.

While films like Minority Report and The Eye could give anyone the jitters about eye surgery, they are no match for a high-powered laser to the eye.

As a friendly aside, you can take solace in knowing that eye surgery doctors have gone out of their way to point out all the inaccuracies in Final Destination 5.

Intraocular Foreign Bodies: Zombi 2

We all know the feeling of having something stuck in our eye, but I think most of us cannot relate to the level of impalement we see in films like Brightburn’s shard of glass, The Beyond‘s finger, or Demonia’s cat’s paw.

But amongst all those foreign bodies that ended up in the eyeball, the girl on Lucio Fulci’s Zombi 2 had it the worst. Unluckily for her, she ran into a pre-Return of the Living Dead era zombie. Before zombies were explicitly known for craving blood and flesh, sometimes zombies were just assholes for no reason. What else would possess a zombie to drag a person, eyeball first, towards a shard of wood? The agonizing slow motion of the shot, coupled with the payoff after the splinter hits paydirt and continues to nestle further into her skull, makes this list incomplete without it.

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Feast (on) your Eyes: Naked Blood

When you think eye screams can’t get any worse, they become dessert. We’ve already gone over some of the intricacies of why we don’t like to see things happen to the eyes. But to see them being eaten is violating on an entirely different level.

Once you see an eyeball being eaten, it takes on a new texture. I can picture the veiny slimeball from here. Plus, there’s the whole added insult of not only having your eyeball taken from you but eaten as well. There’s no nutritional value in that! This is me casting an extra-large side eye to the cannibals in Green Inferno.

But worse than having someone else doing it is becoming so disconnected from reality that you do it to yourself. For that, Splatter: Naked Blood receives the ultimate award for serving eyeball in the worst possible way. When an experimental drug makes the pain feel like pleasure, Naked Blood showed us that one of life’s most sumptuous delicacies could be your eyeball.

Two Thumbs Up: The Descent

Going for the eyes is one of our best defenses if attacked. The Descent gives a solid two thumbs up to this idea because we see it successfully used against one of the Crawlers. Of course, we’ve seen someone get the double thumb treatment in films like Evil Dead, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, and Rob Zombie’s Halloween, to name a few. But of all the double-thumb eye gouges in horror movies, The Descent has one of the best.

As much as going for the eyes should be a go-to against villains, it isn’t often enough that we get protagonist-initiated eyeball horror. Topple that with the depth of the knuckles and the ensuing ooze – perfect execution. She had to have tickled that man-bat’s brainstem for how deep her thumbs went into his orbits.

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A Plucking Good Time: My Bloody Valentine

As the length of this list should show, there’s no shortage of assaults on the eyes in horror. One of the most common assaults comes in the form of watching the eye be removed from the skull. We can look at the Eye Vacuum Trap in Saw X to see how creative horror has gotten with this idea. However, of all the ways an eye can come out of its socket, the pickaxe through the jaw in My Bloody Valentine will always be an eye-popping good time.

We will also give an honorable mention to the eyeball rip in Kill Bill: Volume 2. Not only was her eye plucked out, but it was also her last remaining eye, and it got squished under bare toes into carpet fibers. There are so many layers of things to be unsettled about.

Speaking of unsettling, I saved my personal most disturbing eyeball horror moment for last.

Don’t Run with Scissors: Hostel

While I can’t go through every weapon or various item that has found a way to end up in someone’s eyeball in a horror movie or two, I must make a notable exception when it comes to scissors. We’ve seen scissors to the eye before, with Unhinged coming immediately to mind.

Yet no scissor-to-eye stabbing offers quite the unique scissor-to-the-eyeball that Hostel does, as Hostel gave us a double scoop of eye screams. First, as audience members, we had to contend that her eyeball had melted out of its socket via blowtorch and was now hanging there, flapping about.

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But then, in one of the most questionable moves ever presented in a horror movie, our protagonist decided to use scissors and cut off the hanging, half-melted, flapping eye. I’m still trying to figure out in what world he thought this would help.

The ensuing yellow pus that oozed out of the severed optic nerve was the cherry on top of a sundae that absolutely zero persons ordered – yet it will forever go down in infamy as one of the most ick-inducing eye screams of all time. (Well done!)

One of the childhood stories I frequently heard growing up was the time I gouged out part of my dad’s eyeball. Apparently, as a baby, I took a scoop out of his sclera with my little toddler fingernail. Does this make me an expert on all things eyeball horror? Of course not! If there are any fantastic eye screams you think are missing from this list, let us know @HORRORPRESSLLC on Twitter and Instagram.

A writer by both passion and profession: Tiffany Taylor is a mother of three with a lifelong interest in all things strange or mysterious. Her love for the written word blossomed from her love of horror at a young age because scary stories played an integral role in her childhood. Today, when she isn’t reading, writing, or watching scary movies, Tiffany enjoys cooking, stargazing, and listening to music.

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The Best Horror You Can Stream on Shudder in September 2024

We are officially into the Halloween season, and it is Shudder’s time to shine. The beloved streamer serves us nightmare fuel, hidden gems, and deep cuts all year long, but she always steps it up a bit in Autumn. Maybe it is all the PSLs and comfy cardigans. If so, I have even more in common with the best horror streamer out there. While I unpack if Shudder and I are starting to spend too much time together, you should see which deadly, demonic, and disturbing movies I am looking at in this September lineup. 

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We are officially into the Halloween season, and it is Shudder’s time to shine. The beloved streamer serves us nightmare fuel, hidden gems, and deep cuts all year long, but she always steps it up a bit in Autumn. Maybe it is all the PSLs and comfy cardigans. If so, I have even more in common with the best horror streamer out there. While I unpack if Shudder and I are starting to spend too much time together, you should see which deadly, demonic, and disturbing movies I am looking at in this September lineup. 

The Best Movies to Stream on Shudder This Month

All You Need is Death (2023)

A young couple who collects ballads stumble upon something sinister when they record and translate an ancient, taboo folk song. I have been trying to watch this movie for over a year, and I am so glad that Shudder is allowing me to finally do that this month. I want to hear this creepy song and see what this couple conjures up. I hope it is gruesome, awful, and all the other fun things I deserve. 

You can watch All You Need is Death on September 7th.

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Blue Sunshine (1977)

People begin going bald and becoming homicidal maniacs in Los Angeles – and it just might have something to do with the LSD the murderers took ten years ago. I have a soft spot for ’70s sci-fi horror, so I was sold even before I found out there would be a drug-induced killing spree. I will run at this title the second it hits the streamer. 

You can watch Blue Sunshine on September 9th.

The Demon Disorder (2024)

A man haunted by the death of his father gets a phone call from one of his brothers informing him that their youngest brother is possessed by their dead dad. I am so here for family drama, possessions, and sending parents to hell. More importantly, this movie is an Australian horror film, and those filmmakers rarely fail to understand the demonic assignment over there. 

You can watch The Demon Disorder on September 6th.

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In A Violent Nature (2024)

A rotten corpse is reanimated when a mysterious locket is removed from its resting place. The undead spirit sets his sights on the group of teens who disturbed his slumber by taking the necklace. I enjoyed this movie and think the sound design should be nominated for so many awards. I know that I am a sucker for a summer slasher set in the woods, but I think this one is a lot of fun. I am excited that more people will finally get to check it out.

You can watch In A Violent Nature on September 13th.

The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue (1974)

A cop pursuing two murder suspects is unaware the gruesome crimes are being committed by the living dead. This is a Spanish zombie flick from the 1970s. I want this movie injected directly into my eyeballs because nothing will ever sound as cool again. What a time to be alive and to be a Shudder subscriber. This film is also known as Let Sleeping Corpses Lie if you are also about to Google it and make it your new personality. 

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You can watch The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue on September 9th.

Well, there you have it—five new reasons for Shudder to keep taking our money. Consider me booked and busy this month because the streamer will have my undivided attention. 

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How to Prepare for Halloween Horror Nights: The Ultimate Guide

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. No, not Christmas — we’re talking Halloween season, baby! And in my household, that officially begins on the opening night of Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios.

Now in its 33rd year, Halloween Horror Nights (or HHN for short) is an annual event hosted at Universal Studios Florida. You’ll also find HHN at Universal Studios Hollywood, though the line-ups tend to deviate. I’ve never been to the Hollywood event so this article is specific to Halloween Horror Nights at the Universal Orlando Resort, but some of the following tips likely still apply.

Combining haunted houses, on-street entertainment, themed food and drinks, and more, HHN is a huge amount of fun for the casual and hardcore horror fan alike. But how do you have the most fun at HHN? Stick with me, kid, because I’ve spent the last few years organizing the annual excursion for my “scream squad” and have picked up some game-changing tips and tricks along the way.

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year. No, not Christmas — we’re talking Halloween season, baby! And in my household, that officially begins on the opening night of Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios.

Now in its 33rd year, Halloween Horror Nights (or HHN for short) is an annual event hosted at Universal Studios Florida. You’ll also find HHN at Universal Studios Hollywood, though the line-ups tend to deviate. I’ve never been to the Hollywood event so this article is specific to Halloween Horror Nights at the Universal Orlando Resort, but some of the following tips likely still apply.

Combining haunted houses, on-street entertainment, themed food and drinks, and more, HHN is a huge amount of fun for the casual and hardcore horror fan alike. But how do you have the most fun at HHN? Stick with me, kid, because I’ve spent the last few years organizing the annual excursion for my “scream squad” and have picked up some game-changing tips and tricks along the way.

From route planning to the hydration situation (no, seriously), here’s everything you need to know to have a killer time at Halloween Horror Nights 33.

The basics: What kind of HHN tickets do you need and when should you go?

The first thing you need to know if you’re planning to attend Halloween Horror Nights for the first time is that it’s a separately ticketed event, which means your regular park tickets or annual pass won’t get you in. The event can sell out, especially on weekends and around Halloween itself, so it’s best to snag your tickets in advance. It’s also a good idea to download the Universal Orlando Resort app and add your tickets to your virtual wallet to avoid keeping tabs on a paper pass (been there, done that, panicked when I thought I lost it).

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The 2024 Halloween Horror Nights season is the longest yet, running every Wednesday through Sunday from August 30 until November 3. Single-night tickets start at $82.99 (plus tax) but can cost well over a hundred depending on what nights you plan to attend, so it’s well worth doing the math to see if a multi-night ticket is a better deal for you. Universal offers four different multi-night tickets that go up in price as the number of nights covered increases:

  • Rush of Fear Pass: Covers the first 18 nights of the event only. Ideal for early birds. For HHN 33, pricing begins at $179.99 (plus tax) per person, which means it’s practically paid for itself by the end of the second night.
  • Frequent Fear Pass: Covers every Wednesday, Thursday, and Sunday night of the event (30 nights total). Ideal for folks who want more flexibility but prefer to avoid weekend crowds. For HHN 33, pricing begins at $239.99 (plus tax) per person.
  • Frequent Fear Plus Pass: Covers every Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Sunday night of the event, plus the first and last Saturdays (40 nights total). Ideal for the die-hards who want to be there for opening and closing weekend. For HHN 33, pricing begins at $289.99 (plus tax) per person.
  • Ultimate Frequent Fear Pass: Covers every night of the event (48 nights total). Ideal for locals. For HHN 33, pricing begins at $399.99 (plus tax) per person.

You also have the option to add a (pricey!) Express Access upgrade to any of the multi-night passes. At the time of writing, this upgrade is sold out for HHN 33 for all but the Rush of Fear Pass, though single-night Express Passes are still available (more about Express below). And if you’re an annual passholder, you may be able to get discounted or even free single-night event admission on select nights, so factor that into your considerations when choosing your ticket type. You can compare and contrast all the ticketing options by visiting the Universal Orlando Resort website.

Since October is a busy month for me, I prefer to visit HHN early in the season with a regular Rush of Fear Pass. It’s still busy, especially on weekends, but the lines aren’t nearly as long as they can get in late October. I recommend spending at least three nights at Halloween Horror Nights to ensure you have time to get your fill of the fog without feeling rushed, though there are ways to make a single night count (see below). Spreading your trip out can also help you account for potential washouts, which aren’t exactly uncommon in Florida during hurricane season.

Whatever you do, just remember that HHN doesn’t happen on Mondays or Tuesdays. So, if you’re going for a full week, consider building a couple of rest days into your schedule. (Or go ham at the water park. I’m not your mother.)

Image courtesy of Samantha McLaren

The extras: Is the RIP Tour at HHN worth it? What about Express?

Over the years, I’ve done HHN on the cheap and with all the bells and whistles attached, so if you have questions about whether an add-on is worth it, I’ve got you covered.

Personally, my favorite way to experience HHN is with an RIP Tour. This is a VIP, small-group guided walking tour that gets you front-of-the-line entry to all 10 haunted houses in a single night. That’s right: your tour guide walks you right up to the door of each house and takes you straight in — zero queuing required. You’ll also get reserved seating at the show, a pre-tour reception with tasty treats, a commemorative lanyard and button, and other fun little perks that make you feel like the fanciest ghoul at the ball.

Let’s rip (heh) the band-aid off and talk about cost. RIP Tours aren’t cheap — for HHN 33, they start at $369.99 plus tax per person — but for my scream squad at least, they’re worth the extra overtime at work. We like to schedule our RIP Tour for our very first night at the event, allowing us to experience everything HHN has to offer upfront so that we can prioritize our favorite houses on subsequent nights. It’s easier to wait in a 90-minute line if you know you really love that house.

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If the cost of the RIP Tour is making your eye twitch, you may want to invest in an Express Pass instead. These start at $149.99 per person plus tax and allow you to skip the regular line once per house. Keep in mind though that you’re not skipping the line entirely, and on busy nights, Express wait times for popular houses can still be fairly high. If you’ve only got one night at HHN and you want to guarantee that you’ll see everything, splurging for the RIP Tour is still your best bet.

Whichever path you choose to reduce your wait times, you’ll still need separate admission to the event, so don’t forget to include the cost of your HHN tickets in your budget. After all, there’s nothing scarier than an unexpected expense on vacation.

There’s one other extra I’d highly recommend for the HHN completionist and that’s a Behind-the-Screams: Unmasking the Horror Tour. This won’t affect your wait times in the slightest, but it will give you a new appreciation for the thought and craftsmanship that goes into the houses at HHN.

Starting at $109.99 (plus tax) for the 3-house tour and $179.99 (plus tax) for the 6-house tour, Unmasking the Horror takes place during the day and gives you a light-on look at some of the haunted houses that will test your bladder during the evening event. Your tour guide will tell you the stories behind the houses, point out easter eggs, and even let you take pictures in certain areas. If you’re the sort of person who loves learning how special effects are done in your favorite horror movies, you’ll probably get a real kick out of this tour. Save it for the end of your trip if possible to avoid spoiling the surprise.

The lodging: Where should you stay during HHN?

Where you stay might not be at the top of your list of concerns for HHN, but trust me when I say that it can make a huge difference to your overall experience.

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I stayed off-property for my first year at HHN and regretted that decision a little more every night as I hunted for my Uber in the chaotic parking garage. Since then, I’ve stayed at various Universal Orlando Resort properties and have never looked back.

As of 2024, the Universal Orlando Resort includes eight hotels, with three more scheduled to open in 2025. Of those eight, all but two (Dockside and Surfside Inn and Suites) include walking path access to Universal Studios Orlando. If you’re staying at one of the Signature Collection hotels (Portofino Bay, Hard Rock, Royal Pacific, or Sapphire Falls), you’ll also be able to travel to the park in style via the water taxi.

Why does this matter? Well, taking a water taxi or walking path to HHN means you get to avoid the crowded main entrance at Citywalk altogether. You’ll cruise through security and have access to a dedicated entrance for resort guests. And for my money, there’s no better feeling than slumping into a seat on the water taxi at 2 a.m., exhausted but happy, and feeling the wind in your hair as you sail toward your comfy bed.

Here are a few additional tips for getting the most out of an on-property stay at HHN:

  • You can fit four people into a 2-bed room if you’re not afraid to snuggle up with your buddies. Hey, you’re gonna be clinging to one another in the houses, so why not practice in your room?
  • Not sure you can make it to the end of the event at 2 a.m.? Staying at a Universal Orlando Resort property makes it easy to knock out a few houses when the gates open, head back to your hotel for a power nap, and then return to close out the night strong. That might sound psychotic, but house lines tend to get much shorter after midnight, so you can often race through a few of your favorites in a fraction of the time.
  • All Signature Collection hotels except Sapphire Falls come with Express Passes to the theme parks, but these don’t extend to Halloween Horror Nights. So, if your top priority is shorter lines at HHN, it may be better to pick one of the cheaper hotel options and spend the money you saved on an Express Pass for the event instead.
  • If you book your hotel early, check the rate from time to time in the lead-up to the event because it can fluctuate. I saved a cool $80 this year by calling the hotel and asking for the current passholder discount to be reflected. That’s $80 more pizza fries I can consume.

The fit: What should you wear to HHN?

Like choosing your lodging, deciding what to wear might not be at the top of your mind as you plan your HHN trip, but don’t throw just anything into your suitcase. I’m speaking from painful experience when I say that the wrong outfit — and especially the wrong shoes — can ruin your HHN experience.

On any given HHN night, you’re likely to walk the length of the park several times over and stand in line for multiple hours. Last year, I walked a minimum of 20,000 steps every day during my trip. That’s why my motto is “stylish from the ankles up” (and why you’ll often see me sitting with my feet in the hot tub first thing in the morning). I tend to err toward sneakers, though I’ve also found Tevas good for utility and comfort. My well-worn Doc Martens once left me with the biggest blisters you’ve ever seen after a long night at HHN, so I leave those suckers at home now.

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Remember: pus belongs in the houses, not on your feet.

Above the ankles, feel free to live your Hot Topic fantasy. Universal doesn’t allow obvious costumes lest you be mistaken for a scareactor, but you can usually get away with a look inspired by your favorite house or horror character if you’re so inclined (think Disney-bounding if it was designed specifically to upset Walt).

Oh, and prepare to get a little wet. As I said, it rains a lot in Orlando during Halloween season. Luckily, you’ll have plenty of time standing in line to dry off.

The route: What houses should you hit first at HHN?

Alright, you’re heading into the park and you’re ready to get your scare on. Where do you go first?

If you have daytime park tickets, I strongly recommend using the “Stay & Scream” option. This allows you to hang out in a designated holding area while the park resets for HHN and is often a great way to knock out a few houses before the event officially opens at 6:30 p.m. There are a few different Stay & Scream areas to choose from that feed into different houses, so scope them out and make your choice during your day at the park. Just make sure you’re in your chosen holding pen by 5 p.m. when the park closes to daytime guests or risk being booted out to wait behind the gate with everyone else.

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Whether you stay and scream or not, chances are that the houses at the front of the park will have the longest lines. For Halloween Horror Nights 2024, three of the four IP (intellectual property) houses — Insidious: The Further, Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, and A Quiet Place — are all located near the entrance, and you can expect their lines to remain consistently over the one-hour mark. I prefer to start in the back where it takes a little longer for the wait times to creep up, but if you’re dying to tiptoe through the tulips with the Lipstick-Face Demon or try your darndest to stay silent in A Quiet Place, knocking your must-have house off your list early in the night can help curb the FOMO.

After you’ve screamed yourself hoarse in your first few houses of the night, consider taking a break to reset and refuel. In addition to indulging in a themed snack (or six), this is a great opportunity to ride a couple of rides, often with virtually no line. Not everything will be open, but you’ll have some Halloween-adjacent options like Revenge of the Mummy and Men in Black: Alien Attack, as well as the chance to ride the Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit roller coaster in the dark if you want to keep the screams coming.

My top tip? Don’t sleep on the show! HHN 33 brings us Nightmare Fuel: Nocturnal Circus, and if the previous years’ Nightmare Fuels are any indication, it’s likely to be fun, fiery, and extremely horny (like seriously, so goddamn horny, don’t take grandma). Come for the incredible aerial stunts and the ladies licking fire; stay for all the emos in the audience perking up the second “Welcome to the Black Parade” starts playing.

Here are a few other key considerations when planning your night at HHN:

  • If you intend to Stay & Scream, don’t wear yourself out at the park before the event even starts. My group tends to sleep in and cruise over in the early afternoon, but if you’re a morning person, you could always take a break in the middle of the day (when the Florida heat is at its most unforgiving) instead.
  • It’s usually still bright out when HHN starts, at least during September. After staring into the sun all day, your eyes will take a moment to adjust to the dark houses, which has led me to walk square into the scenery before (staff once had to rescue me when I got turned around in a dark corridor). It might help to wear sunglasses for a few hours before entering your first house, but I’d still advise keeping a cautious hand out in front of you if in doubt.
  • Keep an eye on the Universal Orlando app (or the screens located around the event) to monitor wait times, but resist the urge to drop your pizza fries and sprint to the other side of the park the second a house starts posting a short wait time. You certainly won’t be the only person to have that idea and the line will likely have expanded by the time you arrive.
  • Set aside some time to explore the scare zones rather than just power walking through them on your way to your next house. I’m especially excited for the Torture Faire and Demon Queens zones this year, which sound horrifying and camp respectively. I also can’t wait to see my girl M3GAN in the Enter the Blumhouse zone after somehow missing the dancing M3GANs flashmob entirely in 2023.
  • Consider visiting the Tribute Store (located in the New York area of the park) during the day if you can. It can get incredibly crowded during HHN, which makes it tricky to appreciate all the intricate theming while you’re blowing your paycheck on merch.
  • As mentioned earlier, crowds start thinning significantly in the final few hours of the night. If you can stay awake, the post-midnight slump is the perfect time to run through a few favorites or catch anything you missed. I’ve also found that if you’re already in line for your favorite house when 2 a.m. strikes, they’ll let you complete the run.

The snacks: What should you eat and drink at HHN?

You can’t go to HHN without getting yourself a little treat. Throughout the park, you’ll find dozens of food booths offering food and drink themed to the different houses, as well as perennial favorites like pizza fries and twisted taters. Some of my most anticipated treats for Halloween Horror Nights 2024 include the Mini Stay-Puft S’more of Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire and the demented Wooden Board Éclair for A Quiet Place. Like seriously, whoever came up with that deserves a raise.

While there are plenty of meaty options (often with horrifying implications) at HHN, Universal has also upped its vegan and vegetarian offerings over the years. The vegetarian in my scream squad never has any trouble finding something delicious to snack on at HHN and is thrilled to see Pumpkin Guts back on the menu this year.

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If you’re looking for a little liquid courage to help you brave the horrors of Insidious: The Further, you’ll find alcoholic options at most food booths, as well as at the various bars scattered throughout the park. I’m a creepy cocktail ghoulie (bonus points if it’s blue), but there’s no shortage of beer and spirits floating around either. Just don’t puke on a scareactor or your guts may be used to decorate a house next year.

Here are a few life hacks to help you eat and drink like a demon queen at HHN 33:

  • The line for pizza fries tends to be long. If you’re visiting Islands of Adventure during the day, you can get pizza tots (same idea, different potato configuration) from the Green Eggs and Ham food location in Seuss Landing to satisfy your craving early.
  • If you want to take a little break from the crowds in the park but still want to enjoy an eerie atmosphere, consider visiting the Dead Coconut Club in Citywalk. Universal does a great job decking this space out with a different theme each year, and for 2024 season, you’ll find both a neon-tastic 80s vampire situation downstairs and a Blumhouse mashup upstairs. Just be aware that the drinks can run on the sweet side.
  • Drink plenty of water. You’re rolling your eyes but here’s where the life hack comes in: you see those Coca-Cola Freestyle machines scattered around the park? You need to pay for a cup to get soda, but you can get water for free. Bring your own bottle and avoid paying $5+ every time you feel a dehydration headache coming on. You’re welcome.

Image courtesy of Samantha McLaren

Your Halloween Horror Nights adventure awaits

Now that you know what to expect at HHN, you’re ready to have the vacation of your dreams (or should that be nightmares?).

For extra credit, consider reading up on some of the HHN lore before you go (there’s a lot of it) or watching the horror films that you’ll soon be stepping inside of (if you haven’t seen it yet, A Quiet Place: Day One gets our heartiest recommendation).

Have a scarily good time, and maybe we’ll see each other in the fog…

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