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What Are Some of the Best Beheadings in Horror?

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Someone said to me recently, “Heads don’t roll like they used to,” and I took that as a personal challenge. Whatever happened to the good ol’ snap n’ drop? Nothing! Beheadings and decapitation have stayed alive and well in our neck of the woods. Let me highlight a handful of headless moments to add to your watch list, or give you a reason to revisit some classics.

The Best Beheadings in Horror

Hereditary (2018) 

No, I don’t think Ari Aster is okay. A two-fer of decapitation in only 128 minutes is almost as rare as little Charlie’s (Milly Shapiro) headless body after marinating in the back seat of her brother’s car overnight. The only thing that could possibly trump the infamous nut allergy sequence is a self-inflicted beheading for a cute lil’ nightcap right before the credits roll. Toni Collette eats those wounds like an absolute champ while hoisted 10 feet off the floor.

Saint Drogo (2023) 

Saint Drogo is the second feature film to drop out of Monster Makeup Entertainment. The story follows a gay couple going through a rough patch. The two make an effort to heal their relationship by taking a trip to Rhode Island’s P-Town during the winter off-season. While pretending to fix their bond, one of them faces their suspicion of the disappearance of an ex who never returned home.

It’s a tense and uncomfortable slow burn that ends on an even more anxiety-ridden note with some gorgeous body horror. A must-see for queer fans of psychological horror and gore that’ll leave your head spinning as the heads on screen are rolling.

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Deadly Friend (1986) 

Before M3GAN, before Anabelle, and even before Chucky, there was Samantha Pringle; the deadliest “girl next door”. Take a stroll down Wes Craven’s catalog, and you’ll find this wildly overlooked piece of gore gold- which includes one of the best clapbacks of the decade.

Paul is the new robotics prodigy in town, and his creation, a bot named BB is all the proof he needs. When there’s meddling kids on the block, the mortal enemy can’t be far. In this case, it’s the old Karen down the street, Elvira. When Sam Pringle suffers a critical injury due to domestic violence, Paul places BB’s chip into her brain, turning her into the cutest cyborg around. Maybe ol’ Elvira should’ve thought twice before stealing the neighborhood kids’ basketball- Sam Pringle shoots a nasty free throw, knocking her head clean off and into a bloody pulp.

The Coffee Table (2022) 

You don’t know true stress if you haven’t seen The Coffee Table. Director Caye Casas is one sick dude who just delivered the blackest horror comedy you’ve ever experienced. The film explores the fragile familial relationships between Jesus, his wife Maria, and his brother Carlos. It’s an equal opportunity horror in here- no one is granted immunity. I’m sure you’re wondering how decapitation and family drama mix. I’ll quietly throw this on the list and leave you to your trauma. I’ve already said too much.

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The Omen (1976) 

Arkasha Stevenson’s The First Omen was a fun time, but nothing could ever compare to the crater-sized impact that was left in viewers after the late David Warner’s incredible death scene. Warner stars as the photographer Keith Jennings, assisting in the investigation to determine whether the boy Damian is the Antichrist.

During an assassination attempt, Jennings becomes distracted and fails to notice the industrial glass truck heading full speed towards him. A sheet of glass comes loose, slicing his throat with the precision of a Michelin star chef’s knife, popping his head clean off the stem. Just to rub it in, viewers get the play-by-play from at least four different angles in glorious slow motion. The 70s couldn’t have been ready for all that.

I Saw The Devil (2010) 

This beheading comes at the finale of a masterclass of revenge. Director Kim Jee-woon is extra generous with flesh and violence. Around these parts, we’re all game, but to the Korea Media Rating Board, absolutely not. The board had forced a recut on two separate occasions to avoid a “restricted” rating, which would prevent the film from having a theatrical or home video release. Lucky for us, the international cut puts all the squishy stuff right back in.

Lee Byung-hun stars as Soo-hyeon; a professionally trained agent on a revenge mission against his finance’s “decapitator”, Jang Kyung-chul (Choi Min-sik). Decapitation plays a special role in this film, as that’s where our story starts and ends. After 144 minutes of an extreme level cat and mouse chase, Kyung-chul finally meets his demise by decapitation from his own personal guillotine. And the best part? Soo-hyeon invites the maniac’s parents and son to watch the show.

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Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

I’m not the biggest slasher fan, but I’m a New Yorker, which means my pride forces me to pretend that Friday the 13th Part VIII is good. I won’t lie and say it’s not worth a watch- there are some great moments in here. One of my favorites being Julius’ (Vincent Craig Dupree) hilarious knockout scene.

Squaring up for a rooftop fist fight is a very New York thing to do, but picking a fight with Jason? It’s grade-A comedy camp. All it takes is one swing to send poor Julius’ head flying off the rooftop with immaculate aim into the dumpster below. Swoosh.

Day of the Dead (1985)

I’ll always be down for a hate-watch, but I’ve never wished painful deaths on any cast of characters to the degree that I have while watching Romero’s Day of the Dead. I’ve got to believe that was intentional; George Romero was definitely a conduit of on-screen divine karma. Luckily we’ve got the legendary special fx duo, Tom Savini and Greg Nicotero on board to deliver the inevitable with style and satisfaction. This death is drawn out to the absolute max, leaving Private Torrez howling before, during, and after his head is forcibly ripped from his body by classic Romero zombies.

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House of Wax (2005) 

The list needs a little more love from the 2000s. This star-studded soft “remake” doesn’t have much connection to its 1953 namesake, but we love her anyway. In a House of Wax situation, I’d much rather lose my head in a quick death, than be damned to starvation and solitude by becoming a wax figure. Dalton (Jon Abrahams) gets the easy out. While looking through the museum for Wade (Jared Padalecki), Dalton discovers his petrified (and still very much alive) body coated in wax. After making a hysterical attempt at freeing Wade, Dalton is chased down the stairs by the wax-bandit, where his throat meets a pair of chef’s knives. He has no idea how easy he had it.

Final Destination 2 (2003)

In my opinion, the best kind of beheading is the kind where all you can do is lean in and wait for the inevitable. Even better in a time sensitive situation like an elevator ride. I think every horror fan has had the “what if” notion when riding the elevator- a rite of passage for the fandom, if you will. I’d like to thank Nora (Lynda Boyd) for her contribution to our intrusive thoughts. If you don’t know what happens when getting your head stuck in a pair of elevator doors, now you know!

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Xero Gravity is a media personality and genre journalist with a focus on diversity and inclusion in horror, sci-fi and dark fantasy. She curates and hosts nerdy fundraisers, events, screenings and dance parties as "THEE Black Elvira". When she’s not on her feet or behind the mic, you can find her online for killer movie reviews, podcasts, livestreams and commentary.

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‘Death Becomes Her’ 4K Giveaway: Live Forever with This Cult Classic!

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We’re back with another killer giveaway! This Oscar-winning, campy Robert Zemeckis flick, shot by the always incredible Dean Cundey, has re-rocked the queer community with its recent Broadway adaptation. A few simple steps can put you in the running to receive this genre classic.

Enter Our Death Becomes Her Giveaway!

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Luckily for you, we’re not asking for a $200,000 check for an elixir that grants eternal youth and immortality.

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If the winner does not respond on Instagram within 24 hours, we will randomly select another winner.

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  • 4K transfer of the original 35mm camera negative
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Celebrate Pride with this gorgeous 4K copy of a bona fide cult classic! What are you waiting for? Your rejuvenation potion to kick in? Go on, do it, it’s the completion of your physical media collection! SEMPRE VIVE!

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Demon Twinks: Horror’s Deadliest Skinny Boys

Ranking the top 10 deadliest twink horror villains! From Corey Cunningham in Halloween Ends to Lee in Bones and All, these slim slashers bring terror with style.

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When one is ideating horror-related topics for Pride Month, it shouldn’t take too long for the phrase “demon twink” to pop into one’s head. Naturally, it took me three years to come up with this idea. I never said I was a genius. But once it got into my head, I couldn’t get it out. Twinks don’t have a reputation for being imposing or menacing. They’re usually young, slim, etc., and as such can be quickly written off.

But horror villainy is an equal opportunity business, and there are plenty of demon twinks to be had, if you know where to look. Twunks need not apply. So I took the time to do some exhaustive research and break down some of the deadliest skinny boys in the business (ranked by deadliness, of course – their body type is part of the foundation of this discussion but not attached to any sort of value judgment).

Warning: Some of these movies are whodunits, so there will be spoilers.

Top 10 Demon Twinks in Horror

#10 Orphan: First Kill (2022) – Gunnar Albright

Demon twink number 10 is low on the list because he doesn’t actually kill anybody during the events of Orphan: First Kill, but (VERY SPOILER ALERT) the fact that, prior to said events, he murdered his own kid sister and conspired with his mother to cover it up very much earns him a place on this list. That’s demonic as hell.

#9 He Lives by Night (夜驚魂) (1982) – The Stocking Killer

This Hong Kong movie is probably the least well-known of the titles on this list, but it shouldn’t be. Well, it is a touch transphobic, as are so many early post-Psycho slashers, so be warned. But the killer – whose mind snapped because of his cheating wife, leading him to murder women by strangling them with stockings – pulls off a heap of brutal, protracted, often beautiful murders, including one that I would accuse of ripping off Tenebrae if it hadn’t actually come out before the Argento classic.

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#8 Terror Train (1980) – Kenny Hampson

Kenny racks up a pretty solid body count for an early 1980s slasher villain, helping 10 people shuffle off this mortal coil. However, the flair that he has for changing costumes is not reflected in the kills, which can be a little samey, landing him a little lower on the list than he maybe should be.

#7 Scream VI (2023) – Ethan Landry

Like all Scream movies, the exact body count that each Ghostface is responsible for in Scream VI is a little unclear. However, given where he is at certain times in the movie, he could have perpetrated at least five of the New York City slayings, which is more than his dad (three, tops) or his sister (who maxes out at four). He’s also pretty clearly the Ghostface behind the notorious ladder scene, which results in one of the most gruesome deaths in the movie. Poor Anika. We hardly knew ye.

#6 Cutting Class (1989) – Brian Woods

See, this demon twink 1980s slasher killer has a more compact body count of 6, but he knows how to have fun with it. He’s out here baking people into kilns and inspiring Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving with a deliciously preposterous trampoline murder.

#5 Angst (1983) – K

K may not have a lot of meat on his bones, but what he does have to offer is an uncontrollable urge to torture and murder people. This bleak, shocking motion picture has a relatively low body count, because it primarily follows him tormenting one isolated family. However, the sheer intensity of what we do see cannot be denied, as is the intensity of the way K does everything in his life, including eating a sausage in what might actually be the most disgusting scene in the movie.

#4 Fade to Black (1980) – Eric Binford

When it comes to a small body count with flair, look no further than Eric Binford, who stages five spectacular murders inspired by classic films, namely Kiss of Death, Dracula, Hopalong Cassidy, The Mummy, and White Heat, all while trying to get with a Marilyn Monroe lookalike. Commitment to a theme will get you far in Pride Month, and we must all pay respect.

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#3 Bones and All (2022) – Lee

Lee’s onscreen kill count isn’t especially high, but he gets extra points for style (Slitting a dude’s throat in the middle of a hookup? This demon twink brings the drama) and for canonical cannibal murders that have taken place before the events of the story, including those of his father and babysitter. Plus, Timothée Chalamet is the ur twink of our day, and that is what pushes him so far toward the top of the list.

#2 Children of the Corn (1984) – Malachai

Although he does not figure very much in the opening scenes of the movie when the town’s children turn on the adults, Isaac’s second-in-command makes up for lost time once the main thrust of the story kicks in. In fact, he’s really the only person who commits proper, non-supernatural murders from that point on, and he takes to his job with terrifying gusto.

#1 Halloween Ends (2022) – Corey Cunningham

I know, I know. He’s not technically Michael Myers, and we’re all mad about that. This is something I’ve written extensively about for Horror Press in the past. But he is the primary killer in this movie, like it or not. He’d already get points for the accidental but spectacular murder of that beyond irritating kid he’s babysitting in the opening sequence (which I’ve also written about previously), but he later adds nine bodies to that count, as well as a homoerotic assist for a Michael Myers slaying. And some of those kills are pretty damn gruesome! This is a deadly, demon twink if there ever was one.

Runners-Up: Jesse Walsh from A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge, Alex from My Soul to Take, Charlie Walker from Scream 4, Arne Johnson from The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It, and Norman Bates from Psycho IV: The Beginning

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