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[REVIEW] ‘Final Destination: Bloodlines’ Death Makes a Return

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In 2011, Final Destination 5 premiered, marking what was seemingly the end to a beloved franchise known for its campy dialogue, boneheaded teenage characters, and gleefully demented kill sequences. Each film starts with a random disaster, narrowly avoided thanks to a young protagonist’s premonition.

The rest usually follows the main character and their friends on the run against a vengeful Grim Reaper, taking revenge on them for cheating death. The series has worked its way into the hearts of horror fans, and in 2000, crafted the first truly innovative and iconic slasher since A Nightmare on Elm Street.

However, after a handful of entries with a fairly mechanical formula with little lore, five seemed like a good place to leave the series, escaping the fate of many other slashers that jumped the shark ten films in.

Why Revisit Final Destination in 2025? 

So, after all these years, why turn back to a distinctly 2000s-era horror story, one that had a definitive ending with part 5’s cyclical finale? The answer is Bloodlines.

Easily the funniest, bloodiest, and most surprisingly heartfelt of the series, Final Destination: Bloodlines is a necessary return to the Summer horror blockbuster, revitalizing the genre with new blood while staying true to the series’ roots.

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A Fresh Twist on the Franchise’s Premise

This is not your Dad’s Final Destination movie. Okay, well, it kind of is, but simultaneously, it breaks bloody new ground. The movie opens with an elongated, heart-wrenching opening disaster sequence as per tradition, this time set at a collapsing, rotating restaurant in the sixties.

However, instead of just cutting to the character the audience has been following, assuming that what we have seen is a premonition, we cut to present-day college student Stefani Reyes (Kaitlyn Santa Juana). As it turns out, Stefani is having visions of something that almost happened to her family’s estranged matriarch, her grandmother. But why?

A New Layer of Mystery and Family Dynamics 

This sudden switch from the standard conventions of a Final Destination movie is reason enough to warrant this sequel. It adds a whole new layer of mystery and rule changes that lead to the film’s most interesting set-up: it is not the near-dead survivors of a crash, but instead the family of the disaster’s survivor.

The family itself is such a great cast, and a welcome change from the usual group of doofy high schoolers. Stefani is a compelling final girl, her family-centric arc adding a deeper, more emotional layer to what could have been a cheap, straight-to-streaming requel.

The characters give this story more important meanings and metaphors of generational trauma, Stefani’s grandmother’s supernatural PTSD from her near-death experience corrupting her daughter (Rya Kihlstedt), son (Alex Zahara), and eventually the rest of the family.

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Emotional Depth in a Slasher Flick 

The emotional thread allows the film to explore some more complicated character dynamics. It makes it genuinely more painful when some characters get offed, something that these kinds of slashers can often forget.

Additionally, the comedy in this movie is top-notch. Some previous entries can take themselves too seriously, both stylistically and narratively. Still, this film finds a logging truck full of laughs, either in its ludicrous kills or goofy family banter.

Richard Harmon is especially a standout in the film as alternative tattoo designer Erik Campbell, a hilarious side character whose costuming aesthetics totally call back to the 2000s emo vibes and Ian of Final Destination 3.

Tony Todd’s Final Bow as Bludworth 

The film also features the return of Tony Todd’s familiar character Bludworth, making it his final film. It is a loving goodbye to an iconic role and a legendary actor. Arguments can definitely be made that the backstory given to his character in this movie could have been a little more…unexpected, to say the least, but his performance more than makes up for it.

The Franchise’s Most Original Death Sequences 

It is refreshing to see a Final Destination flick with such an emotional thread, more complicated mystery, and some effective comedy, but let’s be real—we’re all in this for the kills, right? After all, who doesn’t love some of the nastiest movie death scenes, pushing the boundaries of how complicated a way can pulverize a character?

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Well, it is a pleasure to say Bloodlines does not disappoint in the slightest. Without giving too much away, this has some of the franchise’s nastiest, most original, and most clever kills. The gore and suspense will have seasoned horror fans gagging on popcorn and squinting. While not necessarily more brutal than other entries, the cleverness of the set-ups are original.

Final Destination: Bloodlines Is Full Of Horror That Will Keep You On The Edge Of Your Seat

 Small little details and a plethora of fakeouts, with small props coming back in unexpected ways make this movie the most effective of the entire series in how it handles its Rube Goldberg-esque nature. A more in-depth production design and varied settings, such as a sick tattoo parlor and a creepy isolated cabin, help provide the backdrop for some of the most gleeful deaths.

Overall, Final Destination: Bloodlines seems to mark the beginning of Summer. It is a huge, epic blockbuster of an entry, that demands to be seen with the biggest audience possible, on the biggest screen possible.

Everyone loves a bleak, moody folk horror, but this film will take excited audiences back to pure 2000s fun and expand into a genuinely meaningful story.

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Julian Martin is a screenwriter, filmmaker, and horror writer. As an obsessive of the genre, he finds it exceedingly detrimental to analyze how horror impacts art, society, and politics, specifically its influence seen in alternative subcultures and queer spaces. With his screenplays such as "Eden '93" winning noteable competition accolades, articles and stories published on major sites and platforms like Collider and the NoSleep Podcast, and in-depth film analytical and workshop training at Ithaca College, Julian has an elevated approach to understanding the in's and out's of the genre. He also loves Iced Coffee and My Chemical Romance.

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[REVIEW] ‘Shocker’ (1989) Is Finger-Lickin’ Good

Shocker follows Jonathan Parker (Peter Berg), a college football player deeply in love with his girlfriend, Alison Clemens (Camille Cooper). Their small town is plagued by a faceless serial killer who has, so far, annihilated seven families. Jonathan has a nightmare of his foster mom and siblings being slaughtered and quickly rushes over to their house…only to find it was more than just a nightmare. Horace Pinker (Mitch Pileggi) is eventually fingered as the killer and is put to death by the electric chair. But when Horace’s death goes awry, Jonathan quickly finds out that his life is still in grave danger.

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Out of all of his films, Wes Craven’s Shocker is unlike the others. It almost feels like a soft reboot of A Nightmare on Elm Street. This was the second Craven film I was introduced to, and it quickly became my favorite. But it’s not without its flaws. By the time Shocker came out, New Line Cinema had released their fourth Nightmare film and was in the process of pumping out the fifth. It was clear that Nightmare had descended from a straight-up horror film with moments of comedy to full-on horror comedy. Was Shocker a middle finger to New Line? Was this Craven saying, “I can do that too, but better”?

Shocker vs. A Nightmare on Elm Street: A Subtle Reboot?

Shocker follows Jonathan Parker (Peter Berg), a college football player deeply in love with his girlfriend, Alison Clemens (Camille Cooper). Their small town is plagued by a faceless serial killer who has, so far, annihilated seven families. Jonathan has a nightmare of his foster mom and siblings being slaughtered and quickly rushes over to their house…only to find it was more than just a nightmare. Horace Pinker (Mitch Pileggi) is eventually fingered as the killer and is put to death by the electric chair. But when Horace’s death goes awry, Jonathan quickly finds out that his life is still in grave danger.

Written and directed by Wes Craven, Shocker is a heavy metal horror-comedy that delights as much as it makes you question. Craven’s creation of Horace Pinker feels much like a pseudo-Krueger. His quips and one-liners are enough to leave a grin on your face as you grimace at the underlying brutality of his actions. In both life and death, Pinker is far more terrifying than Freddy. His love of a singular blade cuts deep in each victim, and his anger only grows once he comes after Jonathan and Alison. Bloodier and bloodier, Pinker continually finds ways to one-up his previous kills. As someone who mainly knows Mitch Pileggi from The X-Files, his performance as Horace Pinker is beyond astounding. He lays into the cheese and quips with brilliant ease.

Peter Berg, on the other hand. Woof. The pre-rage bait Berg flops on-screen harder than the Deepwater Horizon. Mitch Pileggi may chew the scenery every chance he gets, but Berg gums it. His performance could be best described as someone who constantly has peanut butter in his mouth while an electronic butt plug malfunctions inside of him.

Pacing Problems: A Tale of Three Films in One

Shocker has a real pacing issue and ultimately feels like three short films in one. That is probably weird to hear after someone says it’s one of their favorite Wes Craven movies. The first third of the film goes fast and hard. By the time Pinker is arrested and executed, the film halts in its tracks. The tenish-minute park scene could be labeled a worse They Live alley fight scene. It’s flat, slow, and feels like an afterthought. All it’s useful for is setting up and paying off a MacGuffin for how to kill Pinker for good. Shocker’s nearly two-hour runtime would have been unaffected by a shorter park scene. Post-park scene, the film picks back up and turns into a fascinating cat-and-mouse chase.

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It’s impossible to talk about Shocker without mentioning the incredible soundtrack. Of course, there is Iggy Pop and Bonfire, but this film was my first introduction to “No More Mr. Nice Guy”, and it’s hard not to be moved when Megadeath’s cover cranks into the film at an 11. What really sells this film’s soundtrack is the bookending of “Shocker” and “Shocker (reprise)”. Hearing Paul Stanley hit the high line, “We will have the power,” with his astounding voice, will never not give me chills. The soundtrack for Shocker is by far one of Wes Craven’s greatest soundtracks for his entire body of work.

Scream Factory’s Blu-ray Brings Shocker Back to Life

Shocker is an unfortunate blind spot for many horror fans. Its mixed response from critics (and the box office) helped the film quickly slip into film history obscurity. Thankfully, as they usually do, Scream Factory re-ignited the love for Shocker with their gorgeous Blu-ray in 2015 (and this was the first Scream release that I purchased!). The pacing might throw off some viewers, but as long as you stick with it, you’ll be greeted with a FANTASTIC third act. Shocker kills almost three decades later and it’s damn time it gets the love it truly deserves.

 

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[REVIEW] ‘Epidemic’ (1987) A Stunning Meta-Horror Masterpiece

Epidemic follows Lars von Trier and Niels Vørsel, who play fictionalized (though not by much) versions of themselves. They find themselves in trouble when the script in the film gets corrupted on a floppy disk. Von Trier and Vørsel spend the next few days isolated as they attempt to quickly complete a new script before their producer, Claes Kastholm Hansen, shows up in five days. Their new plague-based script is risky but becomes more dangerous when the events they are writing seemingly become a reality.

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The category for May over here at Horror Press was more of a free-for-all. When thinking of films to discuss, my first thought was underappreciated films from well-known filmmakers. What started as that list slowly morphed into half Wes Craven appreciation and half Udo Kier appreciation. And if you ask me, those two categories aren’t too shabby. Before we dig into one of Lars von Trier’s earlier works, we must accept that von Trier is inherently not a good person. The reason I picked this film is to highlight one of the most stylistically beautiful, this-shouldn’t-work-but-somehow-does films from the tail end of the 1980s.

Lars von Trier’s Epidemic: A Stylistic Marvel of the Late 1980s

Epidemic follows Lars von Trier and Niels Vørsel, who play fictionalized (though not by much) versions of themselves. They find themselves in trouble when the script in the film gets corrupted on a floppy disk. Von Trier and Vørsel spend the next few days isolated as they attempt to quickly complete a new script before their producer, Claes Kastholm Hansen, shows up in five days. Their new plague-based script is risky but becomes more dangerous when the events they are writing seemingly become a reality.

Written by Lars von Trier and Niels Vørsel and directed by von Trier, Epidemic is an interesting practice in self-reflection from two artists who are afraid to truly reflect. Epidemic is a dystopian past where von Tier and Vørsel lost the script for The Elements of Crime and inadvertently created a boil-filled pandemic. To have the penultimate film in your planned [debut] trilogy (which ended with the mildly infuriating Europa) be a meta-commentary on what you perceive yourself as is brave. It’s also where the film fails.

Udo Kier Shines Amidst Von Trier and Vørsel’s Uneven Performances

As the writers and stars of Epidemic, von Trier and Vørsel chuckle-act their way through what feels like B-level improvisation (at times). Their performances flip-flop between first-time improvers and two creatives who should solely stay behind the camera. One genuine performance graces the screen, and that’s from Udo Kier. Kier regales us with the real-life story of his birth and how, moments after he was born, a bomb was dropped on the hospital during WWII, and his mother had to be dug out from the rubble. It’s a truly harrowing tale that fuels the authenticity behind the short-lived scene.

What works in favor of Epidemic is how visually interesting von Trier turns nothingness. It’s a more active, less cerebral Danish response to My Dinner With Andre. A majority of Epidemic is two men in a room talking with one another, and von Trier somehow finds a way to make it compelling. The film jumps back and forth between real life and the film they’re writing without losing a beat. Its deliberate pacing might be a turnoff to fans of later von Trier, but this pre-Dogme 95 film sets the groundwork for what the auteur was working towards.

One thing I’ve always appreciated about his films is how he selectively utilizes lighting. Using black and white film at the tail end of the ’80s is a bold choice that works in the film’s favor. Different film stocks accompany different emotions in Epidemic, which lends to the film’s lighting being harsher, resulting in a more visually emotional film. Intense and deliberate lighting helps von Trier frame both the action and the characters in a way I wish he would attempt again. Gone are the mentally laborious stock videos that try to imply a deeper meaning than presented; Epidemic feels like a true work of art.

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Is Epidemic the Right Starting Point for Lars von Trier Fans?

If you’ve never seen a Lars von Trier film before, I could not recommend Epidemic any less. But if you’re a seasoned von Trier fan and haven’t seen Epidemic, then it’s time. Epidemic is a bumpy ride that plays out in the least von Trier way possible. When it comes to film, the filmmaker has to trust their audience and vice versa. This film feels like von Trier is attempting to earn the trust of his soon-to-be audience. Whether you go along for the trip or not, well, that’s your call.

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