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What Your Favorite Slasher Franchise Says About You
Longtime readers may recall that, once upon a time, I wrote an article about what your favorite Halloween movie says about you. I know we all learned a lot about ourselves in the process, but were we maybe being too granular? It’s time to expand that scope out a little more and find out what our favorite slasher franchise, in general, says about us.

Longtime readers may recall that, once upon a time, I wrote an article about what your favorite Halloween movie says about you. I know we all learned a lot about ourselves in the process, but were we maybe being too granular? It’s time to expand that scope out a little more and find out what our favorite slasher franchise, in general, says about us.
Now, I had to be quite choosy about how to define a “slasher franchise,” because this article should probably be shorter than War and Peace. My major criterion that I decided upon was that the franchise in question should have at least four installments, without including any remakes or legacy sequels. The only exception here is Terrifier, which is new enough to be exempt and at any rate does have a fourth film in the works (presuming the cast and director are still speaking to each other).
Even then, not every applicable franchise is contained in this article. But most of them are. All I’m saying here is that you shouldn’t expect me to tell you what you’re like if your favorite slasher franchise is the two Death Nurse movies. And if that is the case, you probably already know most everything you need to know about yourself anyway.
What Your Favorite Slasher Franchise Says About You
Psycho
You’re a little bit classy, but you’ve also got a kooky side. You’re not afraid to dive into a black-and-white movie, but you have also embraced the many ways that the slasher genre has changed since it first began. You sometimes have weird dreams about Jeff Fahey and lamps.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
You’re truly up for anything. Whatever curveballs life throws at you, you’re ready to embrace the chaos and make the best of what you’ve got.
Halloween
You’re the baseball fan of the horror world. You have genuine love for many or all of the movies, but your truest love is building your life around stats, data, fun facts, and the like. You can break down every continuity path of the franchise at will, and are itching to debate anyone, anytime, anywhere. If I ask, “Should John Tate have been in DGG’s Halloween?” you not only know exactly what I’m talking about without a moment’s thought, and you’re already planning your talking points in your head.
Prom Night
You’re the Cubs fan of the horror world. You love an underdog, and you’re disappointed that nobody ever seems to agree that Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil is underrated. Trust me, friend, I’ve been there.
Friday the 13th
You like consistency. You like to know exactly what you’re getting every single time, and the feeling of that thing being delivered well is a welcome balm. (Well, at least for the first eight movies or so.) You’re probably the type who eats at McDonald’s while on vacation rather than an untested local restaurant. No shade, we all need some McNuggets now and again.
A Nightmare on Elm Street
You’re a maximalist. Your living space is probably full of color and a little cluttered. You have a vivid imagination, and you’re not afraid to use it to make creative projects that are sometimes off-putting to others.
Silent Night, Deadly Night
You don’t exist. Somebody cooked you up, Tyler Durden style, and talks to you when they’re dissociating. Just kidding, just kidding. I do like quite a few of these movies, myself. But if the overall Silent Night, Deadly Night franchise is your favorite bar none, you simply love Christmas. You’re all about themed viewings for every holiday, but the Christmas creep starts early in your household. Just after Halloween, in fact.
Child’s Play
Well, first things first, you’re probably gay. On the pride flag, the red stripe stands for Chucky’s hair. But sometimes straight people have good taste too, as weird as that may seem. So, in a more general sense, if what floats your boat is the Child’s Play franchise (also known as the Chucky movies, if you’re nasty), continuity is king. You like to watch a story filled with beloved characters play out over multiple movies and a canceled-too-soon TV series. Additionally, you’re a hell of a lot of fun, and you’re always down for a spontaneous adventure.
Scream
OK, you’re probably gay too. But in the unfortunate event that you are not, liking the Scream franchise says plenty of other things about you. Just like with Child’s Play, continuity is also key here. That continuity love comes with the added wrinkle that you probably love binge-watching a good 1990s teen drama. You’re also a trivia buff who is having more and more complicated thoughts about feeling so represented by Randy when you first watched it. And you’re a bit of a softie. As much as you might complain about them never really killing off main characters, you don’t actually want them to.
Final Destination
You’re a little more ethereal than the average slasher fan. There’s probably a crystal, a deck of tarot cards, or a star chart somewhere within 20 feet of you. Barring that, you love a puzzle, and there’s nothing better than watching all the pieces that have laid out in front of you coming together.
Hatchet
You love gore, baby! And you’re deep in the paint on the horror genre in general. You become that “Leo pointing at the screen” meme from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood every time one of those cameoing horror icons makes an appearance.
Terrifier
You love gore, baby! But maybe you’re a little more embarrassed about it than a Hatchet fan. You like to point to the visual metaphors and the world-building and say you read Terrifier for the articles. But we know why you’re here. It’s OK. Embrace your blood-soaked truth.
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The Best Horror You Can Stream on Shudder in July 2025

Looks like another July will be spent getting cozy with Shudder in this house. Between all the new (to me) international titles and the conclusion of Hell Motel on July 29th, the app has filled my calendar for the month. Hold my texts, keep your emails in the draft folder, and don’t look for me outside. My TV and I are on a mission, and we’re prioritizing the five titles below. I hope they grab your attention and make it into your Shudder viewings this summer as well. However, I’ll be too busy watching them to know what anyone else is doing, so happy streaming whatever you decide to get into.
While we have you here, you should consider joining us for Bloody Brunches! Every Sunday at 11 AM CST / 12 PM EST, we’ll be livestreaming a new episode of Hell Motel. Who know’s who you’ll see, sometimes Ian Carpenter and crew stop by!
The Best Movies to Stream on Shudder This Month
Lake Placid (1999)
A small group of people try to capture a gigantic crocodile terrorizing the people of Black Lake, Maine. I am not an aquatic horror girl, and I am usually unimpressed with 90s action horror titles. I make a special exception for Lake Placid though. Sure, it stars Bridget Fonda, Bill Pullman, and Oliver Platt. However, real film buffs know that it’s really the late Betty White who carries this movie. Her foul-mouthed character stood on business and is the reason most of us revisit this title during the summer.
You can watch Lake Placid on July 1st.
Nyi Blorong (1982)
The South Sea Queen’s daughter rises to take a human lover. I have a long history of disliking snakes and movies about snakes. However, I’m leaning into this 1982 film because I deserve a retro Indonesian horror fantasy moment. I am also excited because it stars the late Suzzanna, the queen of Indonesian horror. I only learned about her a few years ago and wanted to spend some time with her work. As usual, Shudder is making it too easy to become a better cinephile.
You can watch Nyi Blorong on July 7th.
The Housemaid (2018)
An orphaned girl is hired as a housemaid at a haunted rubber plantation in 1953 French Indochina. Once there, she falls in love with the landowner, which sends the ghost of his dead wife into a jealous rage. I was excited to watch this just because it sounds chaotic, and I do not see enough Vietnamese horror for my liking. However, I recently discovered it is also an IFC Midnight title, so now my expectations are through the roof. IFC has been the home of upsetting, weird, and unique horror since 2010. I have a date with Shudder on July 14th, because I want this movie in my eyeballs the second it becomes available.
You can watch The Housemaid on July 14th.
Swallow (2020)
A pregnant housewife is compelled to eat dangerous objects, leading her husband and in-laws to become more controlling. Swallow had the misfortune of debuting during the top of the pandemic, so many people missed it. I found it on accident during Thanksgiving back when Showtime still had its own app. It’s quiet chaos that surprised me in a good way. I have been trying to make everyone I know watch it, and Shudder is making that so much easier this month. I am overdue for a rewatch myself, so I will also be hitting play while it’s available this July.
You can watch Swallow on July 21st.
Monster Island (2024)
A Japanese ship transporting prisoners of war and a British POW are stranded on an island where a mythical creator hunts them. Can they work together now that their very survival depends on it? I was bummed I missed this movie at Overlook Film Fest this year because all my friends loved it. So, obviously, I am thrilled Monster Island (also known as Orang Ikan) is hitting the Shudders streets so soon. I do not know what the other monster movies are doing this July because my heart belongs to this baby.
You can watch Monster Island on July 25th.
So, as usual, I will be hiding in my apartment and trying to make Shudder Saturdays my personality. I’m running at their international titles like it’s my job and revisiting a few movies I never spend enough time with. I hope your Shudder watches spark as much joy for you as I expect mine will this July.
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‘Bride of Frankenstein’ at 90: Why Universal’s Horror Classic Still Haunts and Inspires

In the 90 years since its release, The Bride of Frankenstein is still the Universal Monsters franchise’s strongest film.
I first watched The Bride of Frankenstein on cable around 15 years ago. Director James Whale’s fable of a misunderstood creature’s quest for a bride really stayed with me after subsequent viewings. Speaking of The Bride, she’s the Universal Monster with the most potential for a gripping and modern reimagining that hasn’t been fully tapped into yet. Universal’s newest theme park Epic Universe, opening back in May, inspired a deeper dive into The Bride of Frankenstein, the titular role and its legacy.
Unveiling The Bride: The Plot and Power of the 1935 Classic
Immediately following 1931’s Frankenstein, The Bride of Frankenstein centers on Henry Frankenstein (Colin Clive) as the sinister Dr. Pretorius (Ernest Thesiger) urges him to collaborate on creating a mate for The Monster (Boris Karloff). In the meantime, The Monster travels across the countryside, learns to speak, and meets Pretorius. When both scientists complete and unveil The Bride (Elsa Lanchester), she rejects The Monster, motivating him to pull a lever and famously say, “We belong dead.” Pulling the lever ignites an explosion, killing The Monster, The Bride, and Pretorius.
Just as it took two scientists’ minds to create her onscreen, two individuals gave life to The Bride’s characterization and look: Lanchester and makeup master Jack Pierce, who designed nearly all the original Universal Monsters.
The Bride’s Hiss: How Lanchester Stole the Show with Limited Screentime
The Bride not being the film’s main protagonist is ironic since she’s the title character. Making the most of her brief performance, Lanchester’s swan-like mannerisms as The Bride sharply contrast with the humanity Karloff brings out of The Monster. After her dual role as The Bride and author Mary Shelley herself in the film, Lanchester took on more horror film roles like Henrietta Stiles in Willard (1971). It’s not hard to imagine what could’ve been for her career if she reprised her role in The Bride of Frankenstein’s sequels Son of Frankenstein and Ghost of Frankenstein. If a lab explosion couldn’t kill The Monster, wouldn’t it be the same for The Bride?
Besides the white streaks, Lanchester surprisingly didn’t wear a wig to portray The Bride since Pierce shaped her red hair to look the way it does. Pierce’s work on The Bride is just as iconic if not more so than Lanchester’s performance, ensuring the character became inseparable from her intended suitor in pop culture’s eyes. Case in point: There’s so much officially licensed merchandise playing up a romance between the two characters, even though The Bride can’t stand her intended mate. Beyond Lanchester and Pierce, there is one man responsible for how the film itself would come out.
James Whale’s Masterpiece: Directing The Bride of Frankenstein
Whale stitched great set designs, fantastic performances and composer Franz Waxman’s eerie score together to create a masterpiece.
Having Frankenstein, The Old Dark House and The Invisible Man under his belt by the mid-‘30s, it’s clear Whale creatively peaked while working on The Bride of Frankenstein. Although so much about Whale’s talents has been said, there’s a reason why his work on the film stands out across his filmography: He really went wild when directing it. Every character is practically cartoony, the sets are more elaborate and the plot is thematically richer than the original’s. Being an openly gay filmmaker, he cranked up The Bride of Frankenstein’s camp to legendary heights.
The Bride of Frankenstein is the final horror movie Whale directed. The novel Father of Frankenstein and its film adaptation Gods and Monsters, starring actor Ian McKellen as Whale, dramatize his life after directing the film. According to the reference book Universal Horrors by Tom Weaver, Michael Brunas and John Brunas, he initially didn’t want to direct his horror work’s apex. Just like Henry Frankenstein’s relationship with the monster he created, The Bride of Frankenstein’s production is a case of life imitating art. The Monster’s in-universe infamy further parallels Whale’s Frankenstein duology’s lasting popularity.
How The Bride of Frankenstein Shaped Horror Sequels and Adaptations
The Bride of Frankenstein’s influence can be seen across other horror films and Frankenstein adaptations.
Having “Bride of” in a horror sequel’s title is synonymous with including the main character’s female counterpart, leading to Bride of Re-Animator, Bride of Chucky, etc. The similarities go further than the titles, with The Bride of Frankenstein inspiring the former’s plot and furthering Tiffany’s arc in the latter. The Bride of Frankenstein inevitably shaped Frankenstein’s future adaptations as well.
Directed by Kenneth Branagh, Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein from 1994 closely follows the original novel. Breaking away from the novel’s narrative, its third act pays homage to The Bride of Frankenstein when Victor brings Elizabeth back to life with similarly brief screentime. Mia Goth’s seemingly red hair on the set of Guillermo Del Toro’s upcoming Frankenstein may hint at her character similarly becoming The Bride.
The Bride’s Untapped Potential for a Modern Horror Remake
With Warner Bros. releasing its own take on the character with The Bride! in 2026, it makes Universal’s reluctance to make a new remake downright egregious.
The Bride is still the literally redheaded stepchild among the Universal Monsters. When it comes to being neglected by Universal, The Creature From the Black Lagoon is the only character who rivals The Bride, but that’s another story. Universal did plan a remake directed by Bill Condon, who helmed Gods and Monsters, for its aborted Dark Universe film franchise.
The Bride’s Absence in Epic Universe’s Monsters Unchained Ride
Looking at Epic Universe, the Monsters Unchained: The Frankenstein Experiment ride apparently leaves The Bride out, even though she makes more sense to be in it than The Phantom of the Opera. However, The Bride does make meet-and-greet appearances across Dark Universe’s grounds.
Several ideas can be incredible for when Universal finally releases a remake of The Bride of Frankenstein someday. Based on what I’ve heard about 2023’s Poor Things, it’s exploration of a mad scientist’s creation’s experiences in a restrictive society is closer to what a modern reimagining should be. Having a woman behind the camera can lead to a feminist vision, delving into The Bride questioning her life’s purpose.
Until the day a proper remake debuts, the original 1935 film remains The Bride of Frankenstein’s definitive incarnation.