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THE PHANTOMS OF THE PHONELINE: ‘The Black Phone’ Review

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Sinister is one of my favorite horror movies, plain and simple. And hearing that Scott Derrickson was back with C. Robert Cargill and flying under the banner of prolific producer Jason Blum, I was optimistically skeptical of how this film would measure up against that instant classic, given all the heavy praise The Black Phone has been getting. After all, lightning rarely strikes twice.

But funny enough, it wasn’t Derrickson’s creative voice I kept hearing throughout the movie. I was laughing sitting through the credits of this film because one of my recurring thoughts during the runtime was, “Wow, this really feels like a Joe Hill story.” I was reminiscing on the likes of Locke and Key & The Low, Low Woods, unaware that the Son of King himself left his unmistakable fingerprints on this with that same creativity he always brings.

He gets a story by credit on this that I missed during the slick opening of the film, as this is an adaptation of the tale from his anthology “20th Century Ghosts”; we follow a young boy kidnapped by a child murderer, attempting to escape using advice from specters that speak through the disconnected rotary phone in his underground prison. If you’re a fan of Hill’s work, you’ll enjoy this for being the same level of moody and inventive as all his other creations are. While I may have my gripes with this film, there’s plenty to enjoy about it, and chiefly I love the novel set-up of it all being utilized to its fullest.

If there’s one aspect to this film I will praise nonstop alongside this clever premise, it’s that this has the best child actors I’ve seen in a horror movie in a long time. Most horror movie veterans know by now that there is nothing that sucks the tension out of a scene like bad child actors who can’t play fear, anger, or any of the myriad emotions that should be coursing through their tiny veins at any given moment. This movie never has that issue.

Mason Thames plays the fear, the exhaustion, and the stress of his character Finney Blake with expertise beyond his years. Every moment Thames plays opposite of Ethan Hawke’s “The Grabber” is a gem where I’m feeling disgust for the latter and terror for the former, almost entirely thanks to how compelling Thames is. Hawke’s character is admittedly nothing revolutionary, a masked psychopath with an M.O. out of a dozen F.B.I. casefiles, but his performance makes up for that. It’s the right balance of unhinged and even-tempered that keeps you on the edge of your seat, wondering if this is the scene where he explodes with fury, right up until that last scene.

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The show is stolen, however, by Madeleine McGraw, who plays Finney’s sister, the charming and plucky Gwen. She’s so entertaining, and her lines got plenty of laughs in the cinema. She’s also heartbreakingly good at playing a traumatized young girl who is perpetually going through it with a harrowing home life and a mystery about her brother’s disappearance at her heels; she makes the film for me.

In terms of the rest of the film, you get a mixed bag. Sadly, the soundtrack is mostly uninspired up until the last 20-minutes, where it feels like the budget kicked in; that final song really does buoy you with emotion, and I’m a sucker for a good closing track. The set design is all perfectly 70s and feels curated down to the last fabric of the character’s costumes. The film’s pacing is stellar, without any scenes dwelling too long and overstaying their welcome. Everything feels precisely cut and intentional, even if some of those intentions bug me.

Questionable cinematography choices are this movie’s pitfall. One VFX decision had me holding back laughter in the theatre from how silly it looked, but all in all, the effects are far and few between, so I can’t say they broke it for me. While the film grain of 70’s commercial cameras and the inclusion of organic home-video portions make up a lot of the film’s best parts (particularly the intensely executed intro credits), stylistically, the movie kind of breaks it hardest when it embraces this dreary nostalgia too much.

One sequence completely extracted me from the movie. It feels like Scott Derrickson was in the mood to do a coming-of-age film by way of The Shining, and while its enjoyable, it breaks pace with the rest of the movie and sprints away with its distractingly bright tone.

BOTTOMLINE: It isn’t perfect, not by a long shot, with a heavy-handed auteur touch that might be off-putting to some like myself. But no matter how my eyebrows might raise with certain stylistic choices, it never left me bored and had me thoroughly invested in its characters all the way to the finish line. It may not be as great as Derrickson’s previous ghostly fare, but it is still good for yanking out a few genuine scares and some great acting.

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Luis Pomales-Diaz is a freelance writer and lover of fantasy, sci-fi, and of course, horror. When he isn't working on a new article or short story, he can usually be found watching schlocky movies and forgotten television shows.

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[Review] The Thrills and Kills of ‘Ils’ (2006)

Ils follows school teacher Clémentine (Olivia Bonamy) and her boyfriend Lucas (Michaël Cohen), who recently relocated from France to a remote McMansion in Romania. Clémentine arrives home one night after work to a normal evening. She and Lucas eat dinner, watch TV, flirt a bit, and head to bed. That evening, while they’re asleep, Clémentine hears a noise outside. They go to investigate, which turns out to be the wrong move. The couple soon realizes the noise outside has made its way inside. A cat-and-mouse game ensues, forcing Clémentine and Lucas to do anything they can to survive the night. But it soon comes to light the thing inside might actually be things.

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Author’s Note: It’s really difficult to talk about this film without spoiling who/what the killers are, so be warned.

As someone who lives alone, home invasion films have started to really get under my skin. Thinking that someone could break into the room in my basement apartment that I don’t use, and is street-facing, killing me, and then escaping, frightens me. Plus, there are no cameras around my building, and the windows don’t even lock properly. Okay, I’m going to shut up about that. But that doesn’t negate the fact that home invasion films get to me now. So, naturally, when researching some New French Extremity films for November, I figured I should finally break the seal and watch Ils, as it’s known in the States, Them.

Ils follows school teacher Clémentine (Olivia Bonamy) and her boyfriend Lucas (Michaël Cohen), who recently relocated from France to a remote McMansion in Romania. Clémentine arrives home one night after work to a normal evening. She and Lucas eat dinner, watch TV, flirt a bit, and head to bed. That evening, while they’re asleep, Clémentine hears a noise outside. They go to investigate, which turns out to be the wrong move. The couple soon realizes the noise outside has made its way inside. A cat-and-mouse game ensues, forcing Clémentine and Lucas to do anything they can to survive the night. But it soon comes to light the thing inside might actually be things.

Supposedly, this film is based on true events. If IMDb Trivia is to be taken at face value, then this film is based on a couple that a group of teenagers brutally murdered. In retrospect, it’s difficult to believe a group of kids pulled this all off. Take the cold open of the film. There is a mother and daughter involved in a single-car crash. The mother goes to check under the hood and disappears. This leads her daughter to lock the doors. In a few seconds, the car’s hood is slammed shut, mud is slung at the car from both sides, and the street light goes out. So, knowing that teenagers are the ones to blame for this, it seems a bit far-fetched. Especially when we eventually see the kids. We’re supposed to believe they’re teenagers, but they look between the ages of eight and ten.

The film works best when it blends the line between natural and supernatural, and when it seems like there is only one antagonist inside. Writer/directors David Moreau and Xavier Palud can’t find their footing with what type of story they want to tell. Ils would have worked much better as a supernatural horror film rather than a home invasion film with teenagers. When Ils makes you question what lurks within the house is when it works best. The big reveal at the end feels a bit forced. Part of me wishes Moreau and Palud had taken the idea on which they based their story and gone the supernatural route.

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That being said, the cat-and-mouse aspect of Ils is the most enjoyable. When Lucas is taken out of commission, Clémentine is forced to take matters into her own hands. Clémentine is fascinating to watch and makes, what feels like, choices anyone else would make. Her reactions feel more authentic than the actions people usually take in horror films. But there’s still something that feels off and stale about this movie. At just 74 minutes, Ils feels like it rolls the credits before it really gets going.

Many people consider this film New French Extremity, and I can understand that. Would I consider it NFE? No. This is just a plain home invasion horror film. The violence, setting, and action do nothing to classify that as extreme in any sense. Is it scary? Sure! Is the [limited] violence painful to watch? You bet! But it doesn’t push any boundaries or set out to tell something deeper than it does. Ils isn’t a bad film, but it’s far from being a great film.

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[REVIEW] My First Ever New French Extremity Film Was ‘Inside’ (2007)

Inside follows Sarah Scarangella (Alysson Paradis), a pregnant professional photographer who is still mourning the recent loss of her husband. On one unfortunate Christmas Eve, Sarah’s night is interrupted by an unknown woman (Béatrice Dalle). Not knowing who this woman is, Sarah refuses her entry. After taking a photo of this woman, and developing it, Sarah realizes she has a photo of this unknown woman from earlier in the day. Once Sarah thinks the woman is gone, she heads to bed. And that’s when all hell breaks loose. Bodies will drop, blood will flow, and babies will be birthed.

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Over 10 years ago I saw my first New French Extremity film in college. I took a trip to the Family Video near my college apartment and scanned the aisles. It was the first time I was in charge of picking a movie for a movie night with some friends. Most of the people attending that evening were horror fans, so that’s the vibe I was going for. After walking around for about five minutes I saw it. The top left corner read DIMENSION EXTREME. The middle of the cover read INSIDE in thick red letter, right below that stated UNRATED. The image was someone grasping their pregnant stomach and a pair of sharp dirty scissors questionably close to her stomach. That’s the movie I picked. And that was the last time I was allowed to pick the movies for our movie nights.

Inside follows Sarah Scarangella (Alysson Paradis), a pregnant professional photographer who is still mourning the recent loss of her husband. On one unfortunate Christmas Eve, Sarah’s night is interrupted by an unknown woman (Béatrice Dalle). Not knowing who this woman is, Sarah refuses her entry. After taking a photo of this woman, and developing it, Sarah realizes she has a photo of this unknown woman from earlier in the day. Once Sarah thinks the woman is gone, she heads to bed. And that’s when all hell breaks loose. Bodies will drop, blood will flow, and babies will be birthed.

Written by Alexandre Bustillo and directed by Julien Maury and Alexandre Bustillo, Inside would kick off an excellent career for these two French filmmakers. Brutal, sad, and one of the bloodiest films of all time, Inside is a film that needs to be seen to be believed. Like Calvaire, what makes Inside work so well, besides the tight script and great direction, is the pacing. Instead of a prolonged leadup to a barrage of violence and gore, Inside doles its violence out like a symphony. Each act perfectly leads into the next with the precision you don’t usually see in a debut feature film. The majority of the extreme violence happens to Sarah, which puts a lot of pressure on Alysson Paradis. Paradis sells her performance like Jordan Belfort selling a pen. Her responses are brutal and heartbreaking, while still being extremely grounded.

The special effects makeup department is too vast to list and will eat up my entire word count, but words cannot describe how visceral the practical effects are. From the most minor cut from a mirror to the stairway scene, you can’t help but feel like you’re watching something you should not be watching.

If you haven’t seen the film then this next part will be a huge spoiler, but we need to talk about it. Bustillo’s script takes an unexpected turn toward the end of the film. We learn the reason La Femme is attacking Sarah is due to a car accident. Sarah caused a car accident that took the life of La Femme’s child, killing her unborn baby. La Femme wants Sarah’s baby as reparations. Towards the end of the film, one of the cops who was presumed dead (he was shot with a riot gun) wakes up. His vision is hindered by the riot gun causing him to accidentally attack Sarah instead of La Femme. This attack breaks Sarah’s water, and La Femme kills the cop. Now, Sarah is on the stairs and her baby isn’t coming out–that’s where the scissors come back into play. La Femme has to perform a C-section on Sarah with the scissors, and it is, simply put, gnarly. The film ends with La Femme looking at Sarah’s dead body as she rocks the baby.

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This ending is beyond heartbreaking. La Femme’s character almost has a complete turnaround. It’s hard to tell if she’s crying because she has the baby or because she did end up killing Sarah. My personal belief is that it all became too real once she had to kill the cop. If the cop hadn’t broken her water and forced the birth, would La Femme have gone through with this at this point? It’s up to interpretation, but I believe La Femme had repented her actions by that point. That doesn’t make it any better, though.

Next to Martyrs, Inside has one of the most heartbreaking endings of any New French Extremity film. While it’s a difficult watch, it’s an excellent film to rewatch as a case study on how to write an antagonist. To boot, Sarah was La Femme’s antagonist. Sarah was the one who caused the termination of La Femme’s pregnancy–so in a way, this is a revenge film. Bustillo’s script pulls the rug out from all preconceived notions. We thought we were watching one film when in reality, we were being expertly misled by the person we thought was the narrator. It’s a bold move for a debut.

Bustillo and Maury are still going strong in the genre. Their most recent film, The Soul Eater, recently had its premiere at Fantasia Fest. Like Inside, The Soul Eater was gory and violent, while focusing on an overall story that takes precedent. It’s impressive to see bits and pieces of Inside in The Soul Eater, while also adding all the bits and pieces of lessons they’ve learned over their six previous films. Inside is, to me, the best example of New French Extremity; it’s true stomach-churning, gut-wrenching, bloody as hell terror. 

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