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[Review] ‘For Sale by Exorcist’ Is Supernaturally Fabulous

For Sale By Exorcist is a mockumentary that follows Susan Price (Emily Classen), a real estate agent and exorcist specializing in turning a nightmare home into your next dream home! While Susan may have devoted years of her life to finding you a home, she spends her days hotel-surfing like a long-lost Winchester sister. Determined to find her dream home, Susan makes a deal with a rival celebrity realtor. But things quickly go south when the ghosts of Susan’s past come back to haunt her.

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I’ve been pretty open about my general dislike of horror comedies in the past. Some exceptions stand out, like Tucker & Dale vs. Evil, The Draft!, and Chainsaws Were Singing, but most fall flat for me. Usually, the comedy feels forced which makes the horror elements fall flat. It also probably has to do with the fact that I don’t enjoy the feeling of happiness but that’s a conversation for a later time. When horror comedy gets all of the elements right, though, that’s when you get a truly special film.

For Sale By Exorcist is a mockumentary that follows Susan Price (Emily Classen), a real estate agent and exorcist specializing in turning a nightmare home into your next dream home! While Susan may have devoted years of her life to finding you a home, she spends her days hotel-surfing like a long-lost Winchester sister. Determined to find her dream home, Susan makes a deal with a rival celebrity realtor. But things quickly go south when the ghosts of Susan’s past come back to haunt her.

Literally.

Director Melissa LaMartina and writers Chris LaMartina and Rob Walker crafted a hysterically beautiful mockumentary chock full of laughs, ghouls, and heart. This seemingly silly premise is home to an underlying story of love and acceptance. Susan is a conduit for our personal baggage; we all have a past but it’s not until you accept your past that you can finally become the human you’re meant to be. I’m a huge fan of Chris LaMartina’s WNUF Halloween Special and Rob Walker’s GWAR article for The Hard Times, but I was pleasantly surprised with how emotional For Sale made me feel. Melissa LaMartina’s direction of Emily Classen, and Classen’s performance, completely solidified this film as an all-time horror comedy classic.

And for those who care, I counted five jokes about pickles. I don’t know if that was intentional, but it dilled my pickle.

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For Sale By Exorcist hits all the tropes of exorcism and ghost stories while finding new and fun ways to include them. One of my favorite bits surrounds a bleeding wall, and the set-up and payoff nearly made me spit-take. From the film’s gorgeously crafted collage-style opening credits, which include credits like Spirit Channeling Consultant and Cursed Object Handlers, you can tell they are fully committed to the bit. And the bit works damn well.

I had one specific issue, and I would be remiss not to discuss it (like how I regret not mentioning it when reviewing Strange Harvest). One of the newspaper clippings has a photo that caused me to doubletake. There’s a photo that looks very AI-generated.  I hope I’m completely wrong and would retract this paragraph in a heartbeat if I am.

For Sale By Exorcist is a charmingly fun mockumentary that delivers laughs over the backdrop of a great horror scenario. If you’re a fan of LaMartina’s comedic stylings of WNUF, this film will work greatly for you. I wasn’t expecting to be moved by a mockumentary about an exorcist real estate agent, but here we are! Hopefully, Dread will release a physical copy of this because I NEED a copy on my shelf.

Produced by Blair Witch Project’s Ed Sanchez, For Sale By Exorcist hits VOD on March 11th.

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Brendan is an award-winning author and screenwriter rotting away in New Jersey. His hobbies include rain, slugs, and the endless search for The Mothman.

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Mark Duplass and More Added to Cast of A24’s ‘The Backrooms’

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The Backrooms is a concept that has taken the spookier sides of the internet by storm over the past few years, a trope defined by its creepy liminal spaces and analog horror elements. Young filmmaker Kane Parsons has found a massive audience on YouTube, his Backrooms web-series exploring and creating lore out of the internet obsession. While plot details remain mostly under wraps, one can expect creepy liminal hallways and cosmic beings beyond understanding.

What is known, though, is that A24 just made its latest announcement for new cast members. Mark Duplass is not new to horror, iconic in his portrayal of serial killer Josef in the Creep franchise. He can be expected to deliver a performance fit perfectly for the genre, only time telling if he will play a heroic role, or stay in the villainous vein of character he is known for. The film has also added True Detective‘s Finn Bennett, Avan Jogia, and Shrinking and Afraid’s Lukita Maxwell.

Chiwetel Ejofor has previously been announced. He is not unfamiliar to genre or fantastic cinema, given his recent role in Stephen King’s The Life of Chuck. Renate Reinsve, star of Joachim Trier’s The Worst Person in the World was also cast previously, alongside Ejofor. The film will be a collaboration between horror mega-companies A24 and Atomic Monster.

SOURCE: Bloody Disgusting, A24’s ‘The Backrooms’ Adds Mark Duplass, Finn Bennett, Lukita Maxwell and Avan Jogia to Cast, Meagan Navarro

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‘Terrifier’ Takes Orlando: Halloween Horror Nights 2025

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Universal Studios Orlando’s Halloween Horror Nights is must-see pilgrimage for horror fans, thrill-seekers, and amusement park enthusiasts. Every year, fans wait in anticipation for what horror properties the park may adapt for their various haunts. Past years’ have included haunts based on GhostbustersInsidious, and A Quiet Place. This year, one haunt may be an absolute work of Art.

Art the Clown (played by David Howard Thornton) has become an iconic horror villain, viewed in the mainstream alongside the Horror Slasher Mount Rushmore of Freddy, Michael, Jason and Chucky. Art stars in the iconic Terrifier franchise, known for its eerie antagonist, boundless supernatural lore, and nauseating torture and death sequences. With the series’ popularity, it was only a matter of time for it to get its own haunted house.

The announcement video for the Terrifier haunted house promises all the expected for an adaptation of the franchises. A flickering, grainy TV depicts shots of rusty, murderous tools, festering bugs and gore, and silhouettes of screaming victims.  It teases a possible setting of final girl Sienna Shaw’s (Lauren LaVera) bedroom, alongside what might be Art’s torture den.

Art the Clown isn’t the only one invading the Sunshine State, though. The Terrifier haunt is joined alongside a haunt based on Amazon’s Fallout, promising a post-apocalyptic hellscape, alongside a mysterious Five Nights At Freddy’s attraction, which currently has detailed under wraps. And while horror fans wait for news on the Crystal Lake TV series, they can watch information on the new Friday the 13th-inspired attraction, set in the new Jason Un1v3rse.

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The Hollywood Reporter, ‘Terrifier’ House Inspired by 2022 Sequel Set for Halloween Horror Nights. Abbey White.

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