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Why ‘Aaahh!!! Real Monsters’ Still Matters
Imagine being an outcast at a prestigious school while also trying to fill the shoes of your predecessor. On top of academic expectations, you’re also navigating a challenging stage in your life where you’re figuring out your identity. In addition to that, you are a literal monster. This is essentially the premise of Aaahh!!! Real Monsters.
This show crept to millions of TV screens via Nickelodeon on October 29, 1994. October couldn’t have been a more perfect month if I had said so myself. I am unsure if the creators Gábor Csupó and Peter Gaffney realized they would be a gateway for introducing body horror to many 90’s kids, among other topics. I should thank them for helping shape the ghoul I am today.
Meet Ickis, Oblina, and Krumm: The Misunderstood Monsters of the 90s
The show highlights three best friends who live in the same dorm at the Monster Institute located under the city sewers. We have Ickis, with crimson skin, long ears, a big Cheshire-like grin, piercing yellow eyes, sharp claws, and long feet. He is often mistaken for a bunny rabbit—a very rebellious and anxious bunny rabbit, at that. There is Oblina, who comes from wealth and has a track record of being a model student. She resembles an upside-down black and white candy cane with big red lips and snake-like eyes. The third member of this trio is Krumm. The best way to describe him is a round ball of pale, smelly flesh with body hair who has to hold his eyeballs with his hands. He is not the brightest of the three but loyal to a fault.
This series had a consistent theme: “Getting in Touch with the Monster in You,” a metaphor for discovering your self-identity. Believe it or not, this show helped me feel better about being different. The portrayal of trauma, worries, and challenges was beautifully executed with iconic character design and vibrant worlds. Who better understands the experience of being different than those marginalized?
How Aaahh!!! Real Monsters! Explores Self-Identity and Difference
In one episode, Krumm lost his treasured odor on his birthday. This was no ordinary scent; it was so foul that it could wake the dead. Most importantly, it represented a significant part of his identity. Krumm went to speak to his dad, Horvak, about his dilemma, and he found out that losing his odor was a curse passed down in the family. Generational trauma, anyone? Do not worry, though. If you saw this episode, you know Ickis and Oblina stick by Krumm, and Krumm gets his groove back, well, in this case, his stench.
Speaking of dads, Ickis struggled with the fame of his father, Slickis. He constantly felt pressured to live up to his father’s legacy as a famous scarer. This created a sense of competition, making Ickis feel more like a rival than a son. He often felt neglected, as it seemed Slickis gave everyone else the attention that Ickis desperately craved. Eventually, they had an open conversation to address their issues, which helped them develop a healthier relationship. Ickis understood that he was his own monster and that the abilities he inherited from his dad were uniquely his own.
With growing pains of self-discovery as a young scarer come rules imposed by adults. Though these laws seemed more like restrictions to Ickis, Oblina, Krumm, and other students, they were intended as safety measures for their underground world rather than the human world. You could only interact with humans when assigned tasks that involved scaring them. Yes, scaring humans was homework in the curriculum. Scares were also discussed and graded in class. No pressure.
The Gromble: A Gender-Fluid Icon of Tough Love and Leadership
An academy cannot function without rules, homework, and a strict headmaster. Cue in The Gromble, a feared and respected teacher passionate about helping students achieve their full monstrous potential. He was known for strutting the academy halls with red pumps that complemented his four legs. You read correctly: four legs. It can be argued that The Grumble represents gender fluidity: a male monster who enjoys wearing heels, has a goatee and bloodred lips, and possesses both masculine and feminine voices.
The Gromble displayed tough love and patience. While he was clear about the expectations and rules that students needed to follow, he permitted his students to break these rules to learn the consequences firsthand. At times, he also had to take direct action to save the day. He was more than just a headmaster, a queer uncle, if you will.
To this day, I still aspire to be like him—an icon.
As mentioned, there are rules that all scarers have to follow, and for good reason. Monsters have always been used as an illustration of what was deemed unnatural. This series presented plenty of examples of how humans felt about these creatures: fear, distrust, and even something to exploit. Examples include a Hollywood director who exploits Krumm for personal gain. Ickis feels pressured to scare a child’s friends to make the child seem cool, as Ickis somehow befriends this kid. Oblina is pursued by a monster hunter who is determined to capture her and expose the existence of monsters.
Puberty and Fireballs: Relatable Metaphors in ‘Aaahh!!! Real Monsters!’
Revisiting this series as an adult has solidified my appreciation for how real-life topics were creatively presented. I’ll never forget the episode where Ickis had to be taken to the nurse by the Gromble because he was burping fireballs and causing nearby objects to catch fire. Ickis was diagnosed as spontaneously combustible, and the other students began to treat him differently out of fear. You can’t convince me that this storyline wasn’t a metaphor for puberty.
I also enjoyed the story in which Oblina gets braces and develops a crush on a male monster named Gruge. She takes it upon herself to coach him to become a better scarer while attempting to change her identity to please him. However, Gruge ends up using her and moves on. It’s a harsh lesson that many of us understand. Each episode had a strong sense of relatability that resonated throughout.
This show sadly ended on November 16, 1997. Although it is unclear why the show ended, some studio executive action was at play. Sometimes studios don’t know what to do with a good thing. Perhaps The Gromble and the trio decided to visit Nickelodeon to prevent the word of their existence from spreading further.
The series is now streaming on Paramount Plus. Relive the ’90s nostalgia, or watch it for the first time. “Aaahh!!! Real Monsters!” will always have a space in my little scarer heart, and the life lessons will never be forgotten. I am still getting in touch with the monster in me, and this won’t change as long as I keep my fangs sharp, my eyes glowing red, and go bump in the night.
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The Best Moments From Each Season of ‘Stranger Things’
Now that we are heading into the last season of Stranger Things, it is hard to not remember the good times. Much like any goodbye, it feels too soon and is giving us a case of the nostalgia glasses. We all know that not all seasons were created equally. Yet, the wildly popular series managed to keep enough of us invested these last 10 years. It is an undeniable pop culture sensation that will not be forgotten anytime soon. It is also honestly one of the few shows that makes it hard to break up with Netflix. So, I decided to look back and highlight the best parts of each season. Grab a “Justice for Barb” t-shirt and take this walk down memory lane with me.
Our Favorite Moments From Stranger Things
Season 1: Eleven
Season one of Stranger Things brought us many memorable moments that reshaped pop culture. Joyce Byers’ (Winona Ryder) makeshift Ouija board on the wall, used to communicate with her missing son, was a major one. However, this was also the only season that allowed Eleven (Millie Bobby Brown) to be a badass. Which is why she is the best part of Stranger Things’ first season. Watching her showcase her powers as she sought out waffles was a mood. A relatable queen if there was one, right? From using her telekinetic powers to stop annoying diner fans to flipping vans chasing after her and the crew, this season set Eleven up to be a powerful badass. That is even before we get into her mind tricks, which we still have some questions about. Sadly, subsequent seasons have yet to follow through on the promise this one gave us. I could write a whole series about how Eleven is a reservoir of untapped potential in the next three seasons.
Season 2: Steve and Dustin
I think Max (Sadie Sink) is one of the best additions to the show, and I felt Bob (Sean Astin) deserved a better arc. However, only one arc warms my cold little heart when I think about this second season. Few things bring as much joy to Stranger Things fans as the unshakable bond between Steve and Dustin. Season 2 is where this unlikely duo found each other, and that is why they are the best part of this season for me. Steve (Joe Keery) and Dustin (Gaten Matarazzo) bring out the best in each other. Interestingly enough, the actors seem to have also found themselves formidable scene partners. Whether Dustin is bringing Steve up to speed or Steve is giving Dustin tips on how to handle girls, these two stole our hearts at multiple points this season. My personal favorite is when Steve steps in to save Lucas from Billy the Racist, and Dustin cheers him on (while he has the upper hand). Dare I say, this relationship has become the heart of the show.
Season 3: Robin Coming Out to Steve
This season of Stranger Things introduced quite a few new characters to kill, like all the other seasons. However, Robin (Maya Hawke) seemed cooler than most, and we were silently rooting for her to make it. While her easy dynamic with Steve made us worry that she would become another part of the Steve, Nancy, and Jonathan saga, we had nothing to worry about. When Steve professed his feelings to Robin, she surprised us all and came out. This led to Steve surprising us by picking up a more age-appropriate best friend in what is one of the sweetest moments of the show. Aside from becoming Steve’s platonic girlfriend, Robin also went on to become the first openly gay character in the ridiculously large main cast. So, while this season isn’t my favorite, I’m very grateful it brought us this scene and this pairing.
Season 4: Eddie Munson Meets Erica Sinclair
Eddie Munson (Joseph Quinn) is probably part of everyone’s favorite moments from the fourth season of Stranger Things. While many people will probably cite his cafeteria entrance, his moment in the woods with Chrissy (Grace Van Dien), or the infamous “Chrissy, wake up,” those aren’t my favorite moments. Because this show taught us that Quinn is a scene thief, and he turned this season’s throwaway character into a pop culture moment, there is plenty to choose from. However, my nerdy ass’s favorite scene is when my two favorites faced off in Dungeons & Dragons.
Resident scene thief Erica (Priah Ferguson) finally found someone who could keep up with her when she showed up to this game. Watching her and Eddie match wits before getting down to an epic game of DnD that spawned numerous fan theories about how Eddie could come back for season 5 is priceless. He forced Dustin and Steve’s duo to become a trio, played Metallica’s Master of Puppets in The Upsidedown, and broke our hearts with his death. However, I choose to remember him alive and becoming begrudgingly impressed with the little girl who takes no prisoners. I would have watched them play this game for hours and lived my best nerdy life.
We’re Looking Forward to Season 5 of Stranger Things
So, those are my fondest memories from each season of Stranger Things. Feel free to let us know your favorite moments and your predictions for the fifth and final season on social media!
The first four episodes of Stranger Things: Season 5 hit Netflix on Wednesday, November 26. Let us know if you plan to watch as they air. Or if you are going to wait until the end of the year to binge the whole season.
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Why ‘Stranger Things’ Fans Cannot Acknowledge Billy is a Racist
A new season of Stranger Things is upon us, and unfortunately, that always brings some baggage with it. As someone who has watched the show since it premiered on Netflix in 2016, I have witnessed the highs, lows, and questionable moments in real time. I have also seen this show unwittingly bring out the worst in its fandom. While I have many thoughts about all the problematic noise that surrounds the series, I am here with a very specific gripe today. I am not going to hold your hand when I say Billy Hargrove (Dacre Montgomery) is a racist. However, I will unpack some of the reasons I think it’s interesting that this fanbase (and some of the actors in this ridiculously large cast that should have been trimmed seasons ago) refuse to state the obvious.
Billy Hargrove Never Hides It
I get it. Billy Hargrove is hot when we first meet him in season 2. He looks like the typical ’80s heartthrob made famous by hotties of that bygone era. He could’ve easily been another Brat Pack actor next to Emilio Estevez, Rob Lowe, and Judd Nelson. However, all of that goes out of the window when we see how he abuses his step-sister, Max (Sadie Sink). We soon discover the bad boy image is not an act but simply one layer of this sociopath. Things quickly escalate in this season of Stranger Things, and Billy becomes the racist that Lucas (Caleb McLaughlin) will have to face this time out.
While the rest of his supposed friends are battling supernatural evils, Lucas always ends up the target of local racists. I have given up on his sidequests being something less targeted, or for anyone but his little sister Erica (Priah Ferguson) to ever stick up for him. The squad will battle Vecna, but Lucas will have to fend off some version of Mike Pence as a child.
Remember Script Analysis?
Anyways, the Duffer Brothers make it very obvious that Billy is an awful human. He even tells Max, “There are certain types of people in this world that you stay away from, and that kid, Max, that kid is one of them. You stay away from him, you hear me? Stay away.” This is before he decides to start taking a more hands-on approach with Lucas, much like he does with Max. However, too many fans like to paint the narrative that Billy isn’t a racist sociopath. They need him to be misunderstood, even broken, and would like to blame his abusive dad for the trauma he inflicts on his sister and one of the very few Black kids in town. As if all abused kids go on to be MAGA, and that pipeline is to blame for where we are now.
This isn’t helped by the actor also trying to get his character off the hook. His co-star’s comments on his acting being purposely misinterpreted is also another issue with this conversation. You can complement the complexities of a performance without excusing the character’s behavior. After all, villains can make for compelling TV when utilized correctly. Many viewers who want to romanticize this monster might not realize what they are doing. However, I cannot help but see it because I live in a world that loves to rewrite the facts.
Have You Watched the News?
Billy is much like all the other white guys who do horrendous things. Isms beget isms. Which is why when we see him level up from abusing Max to saying all of the racist parts aloud, I was not surprised. I was also not surprised at how much of the Stranger Things fandom is okay with him beating up on children. Society hates women and will always find a reason to justify racism. So, people can forgive and downplay what Billy does. That’s why many fans were happy to see him make his guest appearance in season 4. Meanwhile, the rest of us are being reminded that the internet, and this fandom specifically, are overwhelmingly white places.
A Tale of Two Actors
To counter Stranger Things fans’ love of Billy the Racist, let us look at how Dacre Montgomery gets treated compared to Caleb McLaughlin. McLaughlin is a member of the main cast and has been with the show since day one. However, his lines at cons are considerably emptier than his white counterparts. In the beginning, people pretended it wasn’t anti-Blackness. White fans claimed they didn’t like him because his character was mean to Eleven in the first season. I could write another essay on how he wasn’t mean, and even if he was, actors are not their characters. However, it doesn’t matter because we all know racism is the reason.
Meanwhile, Montgomery does very well. All of the people yelling about his character being misunderstood make their way to his table like he’s giving away money. How many times did we watch Billy abuse Max in various ways? How many times did we watch him abuse Lucas and escalate it to the point that only the most dense among us could miss the obvious racism on display? Yet, people still want those pictures and autographs. Coincidence?
Why This Bugs Me
As someone who cannot quit this show, I have been very vocal about my issues with Stranger Things. The refusal to kill any of the way too large main cast remains one of my biggest pet peeves. The Duffer Brothers having a hard time understanding that writing a period piece doesn’t necessarily mean you are writing for the audience of that era is also a bone of contention. Specifically, when Jonathan Byers (Charlie Heaton) took photos of Nancy (Natalia Dyer) undressing without her knowledge. In today’s context, we understand that it is assault and a severe invasion of privacy and no longer let that slide.
I am also salty about how every racist who is an aspiring Fox News reporter in Hawkins, Indiana, finds Lucas each season. Which is why it is so wild that I think the biggest issue with Billy Hargrove is how many fans of the show receive him.
What It Says About Society
I think Billy could’ve been written with a little more subtlety. I am also again very tired of Lucas’ storyline always being about racism and attempted hate crimes. Why can’t he have magical fights in The Upsidedown like everyone else? Yet, what really salts my tines is the internet’s willingness to overlook bigotry and excuse hatred. It’s extra triggering as I am trying to survive this second Trump term. I watched this country fail as fools tweeted, “all the candidates are the same.” White feminism allowed hateful relatives a seat at the holiday tables after voting away the few rights most of us had. Meanwhile, Judy wanted to wear a blue bracelet to let you know she cares. However, she doesn’t care enough to be serious about any actual activism. The Stranger Things fandom is unsurprisingly a mirror of society.
The same people who look at white male terrorists and blame the girls who wouldn’t go to prom with them. Or the ones who think the Black victims of police brutality might be to blame for the cop’s reaction. Those are the people who don’t understand that Billy is a raging racist. I think this is one Stranger Things character that the Duffers might have put the most thought behind. It’s a shame the toxic fandom surrounding the show swallowed him up and learned nothing.



