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She’s Cryptid: The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula S4 Ep6 “Hairy Monsters!” Recap

Welcome to the Boulet Bizarre Beauty and Monster Makeover SAH-lon, where you can forget all beauty standards and open your mind to the world of drag, filth, horror, and glamour. Here’s hoping you turn out a horrific wigged beast, or we might have to scalp your ass.
The Challenge: Following in the footsteps of the Abominable Snowman, Bigfoot, and…Evah Destruction (look it up), our remaining monsters are tasked with conceptualizing their unique visions of hairy beasts. The lewks can be campy, scary, funny, or serious, but they must be absolutely gagging on hair and incorporate an Arda wig in some capacity. This seems simple enough, but only six competitors remain, and if your weave is weak, you might land yourself a seat at the Boulet’s salon.
The Drama: For the first time this season, there is not an insane amount of drama to discuss! While Jade feels it was Betty’s time to go, she does not want to be responsible for her death, nor does she want to relive any of the nonsense from last week. Everyone concurs, but most importantly, Regina George herself, Zavaleta, wants to bury the hatchet and apologize for her often rude behavior. Perhaps she has grown because Zava looks like a variant of Stanley Tucci in this episode, and we all know he’s a great movie dad. The atmosphere in the boudoir has truly changed for the better, with the only depressive note being the sudden passing of Jade’s cat, which may or may not affect her ability to perform. Saint also discusses with Dhali the pressures of being black and representing alternative drag to such a large audience, especially after the loss of Koco and Merrie. The mere feat of getting on the show is already a win, so all she can do is be her authentic self and put her best biscuit forward.
Floor Show & Judgment: Taking the challenge to heart, the Boulet’s arrive wearing enormous Frankenstein-flat blonde wigs only they could pull off. They’re joined by returning guest judge and demon nun Bonnie Aaron, and Season 3 winner Landon Cider. A whimsical and hair-ifying floor show starts to the ethereal tune of Saint playing the flute and is backed by gorgeous pink and green lighting. Her fantasy faun popped over from the set of The Witcher, and she’s here to lure the town’s children to her lair. Dahli stuns as a terrifying bridge troll, and Zavaleta flips and spins her way around the stage as a blood-soaked Mr. Mistoffelees. Hoso looks her best yet as a colorful and human-sized rosy maple moth, and for this, she snags her first win. Continuing the Season 4 curse, last week’s winner Sigourney lands herself in the bottom; she’s a hairy glamazon, and while I do enjoy her high fashion sensibilities, she had a chance to branch out and failed to take a stab at it. Jade joins her with a “Holiday of Horrors” Krampus getup that is probably the most Dragula she’s looked yet, but it may be too filthy too late. Surprisingly, the Cauldron is uncharacteristically tame this week, and the bottom two dutifully head to Extermination.
Extermination: Each exterminee must enter the repulsive Roach Acropolis and, you guessed it, be covered in roaches. I’d take pain over roaches or an eating challenge any day, so this Extermination leaves me particularly gagging in the worst way. Yet while Sigourney needs to give more attention to the other two tenants of Dragula, this is not her week to go, and so we learn that Jade has booked her appointment at the Monster Makeover Salon. The Boulet’s are impatient, and after a few snips of her wig, they decide to slit her throat and call it a day. Funny enough, Jade Jolie was also eliminated in episode six of “that other show.” It’s fate!
Quote of the Episode: “As an Asian twink that didn’t even know that shaving cream existed till last year, I’m excited to be covered in hair for once.” -Hoso Terra Toma
Honorable Mention: Dahli came to slay the Internet trolls, displaying the most horror Season 4 has seen thus far. Simply maniacal.
Rating: With a storybook floor show you shouldn’t show your children and a welcome reprieve from the cattiness of recent episodes, the remainder of the season looks to be a fright. (8/10 Hairballs)
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The Creep Tapes: Mom (and Albert) (S1E6)

We’ve reached the end of The Creep Tapes Season 1! Whew, time flies.
This season has taken us through the wild kills of Josef (Mark Duplass) over an unspecified amount of time. From open wetlands to making a true crime story, Josef has shown us the depths of his maniacal depravity. Episode 6 follows in the footsteps of Episode 5 (Brandt) by showing us a deeper look into the psyche of Josef and what makes him him.
“Mom (and Albert)” follows Josef as he makes a surprise visit to his mother’s (Krisha Fairchild) house. Shortly into Josef’s visit, he’s introduced to her new beau, Albert (John Craven). Josef isn’t sure how to take his mother’s partner and does whatever he can to make the visit as awkward as possible. But will the awkwardness turn into murder? Will this be the first Creep Tape without a kill?
(Spoilers from here on out.)
First and foremost, we finally get what we’ve all been begging for…DONG! Josef throws a fit and runs away. His mother goes looking for him and finds him naked with half of his body (head first) in a jacuzzi. He eventually comes out of the hot tub and we finally see the penis of a madman. So, for those who stuck through the first five episodes just to see if we got it, well, there you go!
Everything about Episode 6 is freaky and paints Josef in somewhat of a sympathetic light. One of the things we learn is Josef’s unique obsession with Forest Gump. As someone who has only seen bits and pieces of Forest Gump on TNT over the years, I cannot really comment on if/why that is important. What I can comment on is the information that directly impacts Josef as a character.
When Albert arrives, his mother introduces Josef to Albert, saying, “This is my favorite son, Wolfie.” This lends us two important pieces. But before we unpack that, Josef’s mother reveals she still has his stuffed animal named Wolfie. We also learn that when Josef was six, he had a bad dream and ripped the wolf’s head off. His mother goes on to say that she didn’t sew it back on completely so that he remembered what he did. Josef has an age regression issue. He goes to check out his bed, and when he realizes it’s not his “special bed,” he throws a fit.
What does this teach us? The most obvious thing it teaches us is that Josef has been babied far too long. His mother calls him by the name that he calls his stuffed animal, which he ripped the head off of. From what we’ve learned, his mother has purposely stunted his emotional growth OR didn’t do anything to make sure Josef’s mental health was addressed from a young age. Returning to how he was introduced to Albert, she says that Wolfie is her favorite son. This either implies that Josef has siblings OR that his mother is also a pathological liar and is feeding Albert a false narrative of her life.
Given what we’ve seen to the point of Albert’s introduction, either of those two options is possible. By the time that Josef kills Albert, his mother doesn’t really seem too upset. Even though his mother shoots down Josef when he tells Albert that he wants to film with him, it’s clear she knows more than she’s leading on.
But that’s when we get the all-too-telling final shot of the season. Josef and his mother have a conversation on the ground next to where Albert is now buried. Earlier in the episode, Josef’s mother comments on how he breastfed for 6 years; he was also a biter. Cut to post-Albert kill. Josef and his mother awkwardly embrace and Josef suckles from her. It’s truly appalling and tells us all we really need to know.
Episode 6 was fantastic and gave us a proper backstory into who Josef is and why. Now we must take into account that Josef’s mother may be just as pathological as he is, but I feel there is some truth in what she says.
The Creep Tapes has been a welcome entry into Creep cannon, and if Shudder is smart, they will have already asked Duplass and Brice to start Season 2.
What did you think about this series? Was it everything you wanted from a Creep expansion? And what was your favorite tape?
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The Creep Tapes: Brandt (S1E5)

The Creep Tapes is nearing its finale, which is a damn shame! This season has been a blast to go through, and with any luck, we’ll hear news of a second season shortly. But there’s no need to sing our sorrows because we still have Episodes 5 and 6 to get through! Episode 5, “Brandt”, is the most experimental and mind-boggling of what we’ve seen thus far.
It’s difficult to get into this episode without spoilers, so fair warning.
“Brandt” finds Josef (Mark Duplass), who goes by Kyle, alone in a hotel room, patiently awaiting Brandt’s arrival (Scott Pitts). Brandt’s persistent tardiness slowly throws Josef into a spiral of psychosis and anger. A missed opportunity with a random hotel guest (Tai Leclaire) makes Josef angrier at a wasted opportunity. Will Brandt show up and finally meet his end at the hands of Josef? Or will This be Josef’s first kill-free tape?
This episode will surely ruffle some feathers regarding the lore of the franchise. It’s been made clear that editing goes into Josef’s tapes, which we’ve seen in some of these previous tapes and in the films. Josef spends most of this tape alone in this hotel room with Peachfuzz. And not just with the mask of Peachfuzz, but actual Peachfuzz. If you haven’t seen the episode, that might not make sense.
The scene that really makes Josef’s editing prominent is when he sits across from himself (as Peachfuzz) on the bed while they eat P.F. Chang’s—at first, this confused me. Is there a second person helping Josef commit these crimes? Then we get to the scene where Peachfuzz somehow cuts the power to the room while Josef is on camera doing something else. And this culminates in Josef getting knocked out by the butt of an axe when he opens a closet door.
Everything points toward Peachfuzz being a second person who is NOT Josef. When Josef wakes up from being knocked out, he is in the bathtub with his hands tied above his head. BUT when Brandt finally shows up, Josef slips out of his binds. So it’s clear that Josef put himself into this situation and edited the footage in a way that made himself out to be Peachfuzz.
Whether or not this episode will work for everyone is up in the air. It took a second rewatch for it all to really sink in. Josef’s mania is on full display here. When he thinks his victim will not be showing up, it leads him down a path of self-destruction. Even though Brandt does show up, Josef follows through with editing the tape in a way that propels the idea of Peachfuzz being a separate entity from Josef the man.
One of the things we learn early on in the episode is that this is Josef’s “first solo project.” We can assume this means Brandt will be Josef’s first Peachfuzz-less kill. But in the end, Peachfuzz wins and throws the axe at Brandt. What this also does is give us somewhat of a timeline to go on. At this point in the series, we’ve witnessed Josef kill people without the use of Peachfuzz. This leads us to assume that Brandt was early on in his kill list.
It will be fun to watch people pick apart and analyze this episode over the coming weeks/months, and I’m genuinely interested to see what audiences think of this episode. With one more creep tape left in the season, what do you think will happen? Will there be any more factually accurate Josef lore? Or will we get more of a deep dive into his unhinged, pathological lying psyche?