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Sore Throats, High Hopes: The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula S4 Ep4 “Monsters of Rock” Recap

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It’s the Boulet’s favorite episode of the season, and what better way to celebrate than a trip to the strip club? We enter the bordello in a pool of blood that’s being mopped by our favorite stomach-churning janitor, the Queen of Filth and Season 2 winner Biqtch Puddin. The Boulets arrive from behind the velvet curtain in looks taken straight outta 1980’s New Jersey; you know what they say…the higher the hair, the closer to hell. One unlucky stripper gets a little too excited to perform and spills Swan’s drink. This will not stand, and with the snap of a finger, the poor hunk is choked out between the meaty thighs of his colleague. Punk isn’t dead; he is.

The Challenge: The annual Monsters of Rock show has arrived, and the Boulet’s are pumped. As usual, the cast will be split into two bands that must burn the house down to a performance by YouTube sensation Poppy’s nu-metal track “Bite Your Teeth.” The winner will be illustrated into a comic for “Heavy Metal Magazine” – legendary! The bands are: Zenith, with lead singer Dahli and members Hoso, Saint, and Zavaleta; and Glam Rot, with lead singer Sigourney and members Merrie, Jade, and Betty. Zenith immediately has their act together, and leader Dhali provides a perfect environment for healthy communication. Lucky for us, though, Glam Rot is a raging dumpster fire.

 The Drama: At the start of the episode, everyone jumps up and down, jiggling their chests, in a touching and humorous tribute to the slain Koco. But the fun ends there, and nonstop drama consumes Glam Rot. Instantly there is dissonance within, and most of it is rooted in Ms. Merrie Cherry’s dislike for Sigourney Beaver. It’s pretty obvious she has never liked Ms. Beaver, and with her nemesis being named lead singer (and yes, Merrie, that means team leader, too), she takes every opportunity to make this challenge a living hell. For example, Sigourney thinks their looks should go the dark beauty route, while Merrie feels the “pretty girls” should subvert expectations. Disagreement is expected in a group scenario, but Merrie goes hard and relentless. Ms.Cherry also does not have an outfit prepared for the group performance. Sigourney offers to handmake one herself, a topic which comes up later when Betty suggests Sigourney wanted to take everything on, martyr-style. Things even get heated between pals Betty and Jade, resulting in Jade’s disenchantment with Betty and Merrie, whom she had felt closest to. Watching Glam Rot suffer makes for good TV, but as Dhali remarks, the secondhand embarrassment is real.

Floor Show & Judgment: In an appropriately epic entrance, the Boulet’s light up the stage draped in enormous capes and showered by fireworks. The runway portion of the floor show serves: Dahli, a nu metal goddess; Betty in tiger print bulge; Zavaleta resurrects punk glamour and shows off her ass-et; Sigourney, an amalgamation of Juggalos, Kiss, and Marie Antoinette; Hoso, a sinister Avril Lavigne; and someone finally breaks a guitar on stage thanks to Jade. Merrie was there too, looking like an orange Yoda. The band performances were messy – wigs snatched off, Merrie in slippers, people falling, and general incoherence. Personally, this isn’t my favorite challenge; they’re playing Rock Band, but I think their mistakes may have added a certain charm to watching a faux rock show. As expected, Zenith easily takes the battle of the bands, and Dahli wins the whole shebang. All of Glam Rot is up for elimination, and every monster throws Merrie under the bus when asked who should be exterminated. Whether or not Sigourney stepped up as a good leader, Merrie attempted mutiny far too many times.

 Extermination: Glam Rot is strapped into the Dreadnought Electrocutioner, and over three rounds, they can select who will be shocked– it’s almost as if the Boulet’s knew they’d want to slit each other’s throats. It’s Merrie who’s in for the biggest shock of her life as we leave the Dreadnought and see her wandering through the deserted strip club. She’s not alone, however, and the club’s hunks close in and introduce her to their killer thighs.

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 Quote of the Episode: “Now, we’ve taken the liberty of choosing your teams based off of what we thought would piss you off the most, and also, what we felt would create the most drama.” – Swan

 Honorable Mention: The Boulets mention that Sigourney would have won if her band prevailed, and I agree. She casually dominated that stage as a Kissified Marie Antoinette.

 Rating: Entertaining as the floor show was, the drama with Merrie wore thin, and thankfully it was her time to go. (6/10 Poppy Seeds)

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Alex Warrick is a film lover and gaymer living the Los Angeles fantasy by way of an East Coast attitude. Interested in all things curious and silly, he was fearless until a fateful viewing of Poltergeist at a young age changed everything. That encounter nurtured a morbid fascination with all things horror that continues today. When not engrossed in a movie, show or game he can usually be found on a rollercoaster, at a drag show, or texting his friends about smurfs.

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Why Max’s ‘Velma’ Failed: A Lesson for Hollywood’s IP Revivals

Hollywood is an industry of extreme risk and reward. In a world where high cost, star-studded films often attracts distracted viewers, studios have relied on a tried-and-true method of mitigating risk: reviving existing IP from their back catalog. At the same time, modern audiences are smarter, more critical, and less willing to be handed reheated slop, as demonstrated by critical and audience backlash to the modern trend of rebooting existing animated franchises for live-action. To stand out in a crowded field where audience discussion goes beyond the confines of the work water cooler to the limitless chatrooms of the internet, a reboot needs a spin, an angle to set it apart from the rest. 

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Hollywood is an industry of extreme risk and reward. In a world where high cost, star-studded films often attracts distracted viewers, studios have relied on a tried-and-true method of mitigating risk: reviving existing IP from their back catalog. At the same time, modern audiences are smarter, more critical, and less willing to be handed reheated slop, as demonstrated by critical and audience backlash to the modern trend of rebooting existing animated franchises for live-action. To stand out in a crowded field where audience discussion goes beyond the confines of the work water cooler to the limitless chatrooms of the internet, a reboot needs a spin, an angle to set it apart from the rest. So what happened with HBO’s Velma?

Velma’s Bold Reimagination: A Scooby-Doo Without Scooby

When Warner Bros.’s adult animated show Velma was announced in 2021 with executive producer, screenwriter, and voice actress Mindy Kaling aboard to voice the titular character, fans of the Scooby-Doo franchise seemed somewhat excited, though hesitant about the premise of an adult-orientated Scooby Doo show. This speculation was only amplified as outcry emerged at reports of the show race-swapping existing members of the Mystery Incorporated gang in an attempt to approach the characters’ origins through new, more contemporary lenses. Further criticism was thrown at the show upon the reveal that the series’ mascot Scooby-Doo would not be featured, sending fans spiraling before the show even premiered. However, while Velma’s creative reimagination does at times cause confusion, it isn’t what ultimately causes the show to fail despite two seasons and a Halloween special.

Upon its 2023 premiere, Velma almost instantly gained fire from all corners of the internet, as out-of-context clips of the show filled the internet’s timelines. Fans immediately criticized the show’s new tone, which failed to modernize and age up the franchise’s humor by instead resorting to potty humor and jabbing at millennials and ‘wokeness’. For most viewers, the show didn’t resonate as anything more than an adult comedy with a Scooby-Doo paint job. 

Fan Backlash: Race-Swapping and Tone Missteps in Velma

While the show attempts to engage with its own history, it fails the most in its conceit, reimagining Velma as less of a clever, critical investigator and more as a loud-mouthed troll who annoys her way through her mysteries while occasionally connecting two plus two. The show’s supporting cast is reimagined to some success, with Glenn Howerton portraying a spoiled, physically & emotionally stunted Fred, Constance Wu bringing an attitude and a criminal mischievousness to Daphne, and Sam Richardson trying his hardest to defy Shaggy’s stoner archetype. Though the voice cast succeeds at delivering the occasional joke or absurdism, the show’s tone is perhaps hampered by its ambition. 

Velma aims not only to break new ground as an adult-orientated Scooby Doo adaptation, but also create new, modernized versions of the characters, incorporate high school hijinks, and establish a sense of risk and mystery that engages an older audience. Scooby Doo as a franchise has almost always been procedural, with your classic monster-of-the-week or man-in-a-monster-mask-of-the-week storyline. Most of the payoff from the original show and the more beloved movies is that each episode delivers on mysteries, monsters, and hilarious hijinks as the more competent members of Mystery Inc. fend off Shaggy and Scooby’s incompetency. Velma is the second attempt at a serialized Scooby Doo show after Scooby Doo! Mystery Incorporated, a show intended for older child audiences that continued to engage with the monster-of-the-week format while developing character relationships and a multi-season arc. However, Velma abandons the weekly mystery that was critical for Scooby Doo! Mystery Incorporated needs to have a foundation to hold onto as that series’ serial elements develop. At almost all opportunities, the show seems like it’s doing too much, juggling too many storylines, reimaginings, and trying its hardest to cram in parody and humor. 

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Where Velma Went Wrong: A Weak Mystery and Overloaded Plot

From the get go, Velma follows the origin of Velma’s mystery solving, detailing how Velma’s curiosity resulted in her mother mysteriously disappearing with few clues to aid in her rediscovery. Two years later, a traumatized Velma blames herself for her mother’s disappearance and swears not to solve mysteries again, even as the brains of popular local girls start disappearing, creating a rumor mill about a local serial killer. Most of the show’s issues come from the fact that the show fails to find interest in the group dynamics of Mystery Inc, instead stapling together loosely related plotlines for not one, but two seasons without officially assembling Mystery Inc. Even after critical and audience outcry at the show, the second season doubles down with a continuation of the storyline about Velma’s missing mother and how she’s tied to weird doings in the town. While the show tries to respond to some of its outcry by incorporating more existing Scooby Doo characters, it never quite figures out what it’s trying to do, once again resulting in a season that feels like a poorly rebranded adult comedy forced into a Scooby Doo mold. 

While Velma’s lack of careful plotting and consideration of the show’s source material practically breaks it on a conceptual level, the show isn’t all misses. The voice cast manages to stand apart from long-standing predecessors, lending unique angles and opportunities to set this iteration of Mystery Inc. apart from past re-angles. The show’s humor, while a bit too reliant on the crudeness and depravity of early 2010s adult animation, occasionally hits a laugh by poking apart the show’s own absurdity. At its most meta, the show comes across as clever, tearing at the teens solving mysteries tropes the original set to establish, while struggling to lean into the elements that would appeal to long-term fans. The fact that Scrappy-Doo makes a major appearance before Scooby Doo and the show’s hesitancy to become what is so beloved of the franchise ultimately hits the brakes on being anything memorable before the show’s abrupt cancellation following its Halloween special.

What’s Next for Scooby-Doo: Netflix’s Live-Action Series

Despite Velma’s failings and fumblings, there remains some hope for the Scooby-Doo franchise despite Warner Bros. repeated insistence on canceling completed Scooby-Doo films intended for both direct-to-streaming and theatrical markets. As of April 2025, Netflix is moving ahead with an 8-episode live-action series that will serve as the first television live-action adaptation of the source material. Showrunners Josh Appelbaum and Scott Rosenberg will tackle the origin of Mystery Inc, which multiple Scooby-Doo adaptations have tackled in the past; however, details remain sparse on the project. The project seems to be produced with a production team with diverse backgrounds, with some members hailing from CW projects and other network programming while others have streaming experience.

As a lifelong Scooby-Doo fan, the most I can hope for this new adventure for the franchise is that it continues to rely on the DNA of the show that made it initially successful. From the original series to the many spinoffs and remakes it has produced, the show has always been about solving mysteries, the hijinks needed to solve them, and how what appears isn’t exactly what it actually is. The hope is that this new series won’t forget the mysteries, will commit fully to its new angle at the source material, and remember what is most beloved by Scooby-Doo fans is the characters & how they navigate hijinks. We don’t need a shot-for-shot live-action remake or a gritty rework to be happy, we just need those who are taking swings at the franchise to be passionate and genuine about using it as a foundation to expand upon, rather than create a totally new show with a Scooby-Doo makeup job. 

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How ‘Aaahh!!! Real Monsters’ Taught a Generation to Embrace Their Inner Ghoul

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Imagine being an outcast at a prestigious school while also trying to fill the shoes of your predecessor. On top of academic expectations, you’re also navigating a challenging stage in your life where you’re figuring out your identity. In addition to that, you are a literal monster. This is essentially the premise of Aaahh!!! Real Monsters!

This show crept to millions of TV screens via Nickelodeon on October 29, 1994. October couldn’t have been a more perfect month if I had said so myself. I am unsure if the creators Gábor Csupó and Peter Gaffney realized they would be a gateway for introducing body horror to many 90’s kids, among other topics. I should thank them for helping shape the ghoul I am today. 

Meet Ickis, Oblina, and Krumm: The Misunderstood Monsters of the 90s

The show highlights three best friends who live in the same dorm at the Monster Institute located under the city sewers. We have Ickis, with crimson skin, long ears, a big Cheshire-like grin, piercing yellow eyes, sharp claws, and long feet. He is often mistaken for a bunny rabbit—a very rebellious and anxious bunny rabbit, at that. There is Oblina, who comes from wealth and has a track record of being a model student. She resembles an upside-down black and white candy cane with big red lips and snake-like eyes. The third member of this trio is Krumm. The best way to describe him is a round ball of pale, smelly flesh with body hair who has to hold his eyeballs with his hands. He is not the brightest of the three but loyal to a fault. 

This series had a consistent theme: “Getting in Touch with the Monster in You,” a metaphor for discovering your self-identity. Believe it or not, this show helped me feel better about being different. The portrayal of trauma, worries, and challenges was beautifully executed with iconic character design and vibrant worlds. Who better understands the experience of being different than those marginalized?

How ‘Aaahh!!! Real Monsters!’ Explores Self-Identity and Difference

In one episode, Krumm lost his treasured odor on his birthday. This was no ordinary scent; it was so foul that it could wake the dead. Most importantly, it represented a significant part of his identity. Krumm went to speak to his dad, Horvak, about his dilemma, and he found out that losing his odor was a curse passed down in the family. Generational trauma, anyone? Do not worry, though. If you saw this episode, you know Ickis and Oblina stick by Krumm, and Krumm gets his groove back, well, in this case, his stench.

Speaking of dads, Ickis struggled with the fame of his father, Slickis. He constantly felt pressured to live up to his father’s legacy as a famous scarer. This created a sense of competition, making Ickis feel more like a rival than a son. He often felt neglected, as it seemed Slickis gave everyone else the attention that Ickis desperately craved. Eventually, they had an open conversation to address their issues, which helped them develop a healthier relationship. Ickis understood that he was his own monster and that the abilities he inherited from his dad were uniquely his own. 

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With growing pains of self-discovery as a young scarer come rules imposed by adults. Though these laws seemed more like restrictions to Ickis, Oblina, Krumm, and other students, they were intended as safety measures for their underground world rather than the human world. You could only interact with humans when assigned tasks that involved scaring them. Yes, scaring humans was homework in the curriculum. Scares were also discussed and graded in class. No pressure. 

The Gromble: A Gender-Fluid Icon of Tough Love and Leadership

An academy cannot function without rules, homework, and a strict headmaster. Cue in The Gromble, a feared and respected teacher passionate about helping students achieve their full monstrous potential. He was known for strutting the academy halls with red pumps that complemented his four legs. You read correctly: four legs. It can be argued that The Grumble represents gender fluidity: a male monster who enjoys wearing heels, has a goatee and bloodred lips, and possesses both masculine and feminine voices. 

The Gromble displayed tough love and patience. While he was clear about the expectations and rules that students needed to follow, he permitted his students to break these rules to learn the consequences firsthand. At times, he also had to take direct action to save the day. He was more than just a headmaster, a queer uncle, if you will.

To this day, I still aspire to be like him—an icon.

As mentioned, there are rules that all scarers have to follow, and for good reason. Monsters have always been used as an illustration of what was deemed unnatural. This series presented plenty of examples of how humans felt about these creatures: fear, distrust, and even something to exploit. Examples include a Hollywood director who exploits Krumm for personal gain. Ickis feels pressured to scare a child’s friends to make the child seem cool, as Ickis somehow befriends this kid. Oblina is pursued by a monster hunter who is determined to capture her and expose the existence of monsters.

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Puberty and Fireballs: Relatable Metaphors in ‘Aaahh!!! Real Monsters!’

Revisiting this series as an adult has solidified my appreciation for how real-life topics were creatively presented. I’ll never forget the episode where Ickis had to be taken to the nurse by the Gromble because he was burping fireballs and causing nearby objects to catch fire. Ickis was diagnosed as spontaneously combustible, and the other students began to treat him differently out of fear. You can’t convince me that this storyline wasn’t a metaphor for puberty.

I also enjoyed the story in which Oblina gets braces and develops a crush on a male monster named Gruge. She takes it upon herself to coach him to become a better scarer while attempting to change her identity to please him. However, Gruge ends up using her and moves on. It’s a harsh lesson that many of us understand. Each episode had a strong sense of relatability that resonated throughout.

This show sadly ended on November 16, 1997. Although it is unclear why the show ended, some studio executive action was at play. Sometimes studios don’t know what to do with a good thing. Perhaps The Gromble and the trio decided to visit Nickelodeon to prevent the word of their existence from spreading further.

The series is now streaming on Paramount Plus. Relive the ’90s nostalgia, or watch it for the first time. “Aaahh!!! Real Monsters!” will always have a space in my little scarer heart, and the life lessons will never be forgotten. I am still getting in touch with the monster in me, and this won’t change as long as I keep my fangs sharp, my eyes glowing red, and go bump in the night. 

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