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Our Top 5 Filthiest Challenges on ‘The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula’
Filth, horror, glamour.
You’ve heard the phrase a million times already as a fan of the Boulet Brother’s one-of-a-kind television programming. And while there are many glamorous and horrifying elements in The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula challenges, there’s also a cutthroat set of challenges designed for those who fall short in the categories of their performance and looks.
The exterminations can range from cringe-worthy to downright sickening, and many of them will stick with us for longer than we’d like. So why don’t we make the most of it, and look back on which ones we found the filthiest?
Honorable Mention: Drink Up, Landon!
While this was not a proper extermination challenge as many others were, it is still a challenge that undoubtedly gave viewers their fair share of gags. And not in the fun drag way, like literally had us gagging.
Landon Cider showed the spirit of the world’s next drag supermonster when the show’s first drag king was forced to “drink” a chalice filled with spiders. It was a perfectly nauseating way to kick off the spectacle of the third season, but it also gave way to one of the season’s funniest quotes: “Aw, poor babies! You had to eat dead food? TRY EATING SPIDERS ON YOUR FIRST DAY!”
5. Buried Alive…With Friends (Season 1, Episode 1)
The challenge so nice; they had to go through it twice. This legacy challenge reared its ugly head once more in the Season 4 opener. Still, it only feels appropriate to put the original from the pilot episode “Wickedest Witch” in the fifth-place spot for what it started.
You can’t deny exactly how much claustrophobia this must unlock in people’s brains when they see it, especially with the unsettling green hue of the night vision cam filming Meatball, Loris, and Pinche as they go through it.
4. Organ Meat Surprise (Season 3, Episode 2…& Season 1, Episode 3)
Like our fifth-place spot, they’re close enough that I’ll have to pair them. It’s up to you to determine the percentages of what freaks you out more: is it the blood and guts of a cow, or the raw brain of a pig? Regardless of which you choose, it’s 100% disgusting.
Most people are averse to eating sweetbreads and organ meats when cooked, let alone raw and slopped onto a plate for you to eat with your bare hands. If this challenge, and the fear of a possible prion disease from participating in it, didn’t get to you like that, I would recommend:
- Watch Raw (2016); I feel like it’s right up your alley!
- Seek immediate professional psychiatric help.
3. On Pins & Needles (Season 2, Episode 1)
While it was a valiant show of indifference to getting stabbed multiple times, Monikkie Shame’s deadpan reaction to being forced to take gauging needles didn’t exactly sway all of us watching from home over.
To all but the most enthusiastic of recreational body modders, the sensation of a needle during blood testing or flu season is enough to ruin our mood. So being repeatedly skewered with sharpened rods of thick metal was bound to get a serious reaction from most people. It was on-brand for a Cenobite challenge, and more importantly, it was a challenge that really felt up in the air as all three of our contestants held on throughout.
2. A Swim & A Sip (Season 4, Episode 2)
As frenetic and borderline irritating the editing is for this challenge, it’s clear from how its cut that whatever the original footage was, it was probably too intense to show us; and that’s saying something, considering what we do get to see is a whole bunch of leeches feasting on our bottom two contestants.
Even as a big Bitter Betty fan, watching a gang of slimy invertebrates eating at her & Astrud Aurelia was hard, and I just wished the challenge would be over sooner.
1. (A Mental) Latex Allergy (Season 4, Episode 7)
A lot of the challenges have made me lean back in my chair. Most of them made me pull a face. But I only ever had one send a true shiver down my spine. And that one is the latex vacuum seal challenge. There was something so uniquely frightening about this “Exorsisters” challenge, and I think most of it comes from the presentation.
It instantly reminded me of Brandon Cronenberg’s Possessor with its visuals and lighting. As brief as it all comes and goes, the formatting of this as a short film amplifies the show’s horror bend. This challenge relies a lot on the psychological horror of its imagery, and the thought of a second skin snuffing out your normal one is just the stuff of nightmares.
With Season 5 on the horizon, I hope we can come back to this with an all-new list and a bevy of new scream-inducing challenges to survey and rank. Until then, you can tell us about your picks for the Extermination Challenge you found the most daunting in the comment section below.
Seasons 2-4 of The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula is available to stream on Shudder.
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The Creep Tapes: “Brad” (S1E4)
If The Creep Tapes aren’t automatically greenlit for a second season, someone is making a mistake. These episodes have endless replayability. Each time you watch, you’ll find something new. You will see moments where something clicks in Josef’s head that you missed the first time; you will see when he makes split-second decisions you may have missed. The easiest way to put my thoughts into a phrase is that this franchise is lightning in a bottle.
Josef (Mark Duplass) continues his reign of terror with the best episode in the entire series so far. We’ve seen Josef trap people in a snowy mountain cabin, bait a birdwatcher into an oxygen-deprived fate, and get a gotcha journalist. So what could he do next? How about trapping a true crime filmmaker into a nightmare out of his own films?
Brad (Josh Ruben) is a washed-up true-crime filmmaker who hasn’t had a hit in years. He is invited by Josef to a gorgeous house and offered to hear a pitch that’ll change everything. What is the pitch? Document true crime as it occurs. After some hemming and hawing, Brad agrees to participate in this odd experiment. Little does Brad know that he may end up more than a documentarian.
Why is this my favorite episode? To start, Josh Ruben. I love Josh Ruben. From his hysterical appearances on Game Changer to his harrowing performance in A Wounded Fawn, Ruben is one hell of a talented actor. But he’s more than just an actor; he’s also a great horror director. His written/directed hit horror comedy Scare Me delights with frights, while Werewolves Within was a more mature, albeit still funny, directorial feat. Simply put, whatever Josh Ruben touches turns to gold.
Secondly, the story. Episode 4, “Brad,” has one of the best stories of the series. Imagine you are a true-crime filmmaker who hits gold with your first project. Then, everything dries up. You can’t find the magic that made your first project so special to true-crime fanatics around the world. Suddenly, you’re allowed to change your fate. There’s something magical about that.
I want to go into more detail about this episode’s story, and we will break the spoiler barrier at this point. The big twist for this episode is that not only is Brad obviously being targeted by Josef, but in a way that’s more sinister than Josef has done before. Josef turns Brad into the killer. What Brad didn’t know is that Josef had cameras set up in specific locations and planned to make Brad appear as a killer. Once Brad realizes this, his whole world falls apart. He, on camera, has become what he wanted to film. What Josef has done here is gorgeously grotesque.
Besides the great twist, Duplass and Ruben have brilliant chemistry. I feel like I’ve said this many times in my Creep Tapes coverage, but Duplass plays off everyone so well. That’s one of the charms of Duplass and the Creep franchise as a whole. Without an actor as incredible as Duplass, this franchise would not work. His boyish charm plays off his maniacal inner nature in ways that haven’t been captured before.
If The Creep Tapes aren’t automatically greenlit for a second season, someone is making a mistake. These episodes have endless replayability. Each time you watch, you’ll find something new. You will see moments where something clicks in Josef’s head that you missed the first time; you will see when he makes split-second decisions you may have missed. The easiest way to put my thoughts into a phrase is that this franchise is lightning in a bottle.
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The Creep Tapes: “Jeremy” (S1E3)
Episodes 1 and 2 of The Creep Tapes set a terrifying precedent of murderous mayhem at the hands of Josef (Mark Duplass). We may or may not have learned anything new regarding the canon or lore behind Josef, but we’ve gotten to watch him ‘play with his food’. I still believe that Episode 2, “Elliot,” is the slowest of the episodes thus far, but I’ve slightly come around to the idea of it. One of my best friends told me, “If that’s the worst episode, then we’re in for a treat.” And honestly, that’s the best way I could describe my thoughts on it.
Episode 3, “Jeremy”, takes us out of the wetlands and returns us to a claustrophobic mountain house. “Jeremy” follows our newest victim, Jeremy (Josh Fadem), a ‘gotcha’ internet personality whose whole personality surrounds exposing those he deems needing to be exposed. After his Big Pharma expose, Jeremy finds his sights on Father Tom Durkin (Mark Duplass). Jeremy meets with Father Durkin under the guise of an interview. Little do both of them know…neither is there for what the other thinks.
This episode will probably be a diving episode for fans. I’m personally a big fan of Josh Fadem. His quirky awkwardness is appealing to me. But there’s a chance his schtick will get old quickly for some viewers. The way Fadem and Duplass play off each other is fascinating to watch, and it creates a very compelling dynamic.
Duplass has always given 110% when playing Josef, but he amps it up tenfold in this episode. We get one of the funniest bits in Creep history when Josef/Father Tom Durkin *literally* exercises his demons out. Besides that exercise bit, Father Tom Durkin is one of Josef’s greatest personalities.
If you haven’t seen the episode, I’m about to mention something that is a spoiler, BUT it needs to be discussed. Toward the latter half of the episode, Josef shows Jeremy one of his tapes and uses this to ease Jeremy. The goal of showing him this tape is to give Jeremy his Gotcha moment. See, “Father Tom Durkin” was supposedly possessed and was being exorcised by Father Dom Gurkin. The video we see is of Josef, in his Peachfuzz mask and underwear, cowering in the corner of a small shack while Father Dom Gurkin tries to exorcize the demon from him.
From what we’ve seen so far, between the first two films and the first two episodes, this is the only evidence that Josef has shown something from his collection to one of his victims. Not only is this idea haunting from Jeremy’s perspective but as a viewer as well. Knowing what we know, this is beyond terrifying. I can only imagine what’s going through Josef’s head while Jeremy is watching this. Will we witness Josef showing other victims tapes at any point?
Episode 3 continues to strike fear into Creep fans and shows no signs of stopping. I still don’t enjoy the credits and think it ruins the immersion (this is a general complaint of opening credits in all found footage) but I’ve come to accept it at this point. I’m happy that Josh Fadem has a character that is canon in the Creep-iverse, and this episode does an excellent job of continuing the legend of Josef. My only real question is, in this age of cell phone pings, how hasn’t he been caught yet?! I’ll continue to suspend my disbelief on that front. With three episodes left in this season, what havoc will Josef wreak on the camera people of this town? Tune in next Friday to find out!