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NO-STRINGS-ATTACHED DOUBLE FEATURE: A Review of ‘Puppet Master’ & ‘Puppet Master 2’

Explore the creepy, campy world of Puppet Master and Puppet Master 2 in our Full Moon February review! From bizarre killer puppets to 80s B-movie charm, these cult classics deliver weird horror at its finest. Discover why fans love their outlandish creatures!

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The two that started a sprawling chronology of films show us exactly how to keep it weird and make it creepy. I’ve often heard horror fans bemoan a lack of more original creature designs. People want more outlandish, more inspired, and frankly weirder monsters. And boy, if you like killer toys, you need to watch Puppet Master.

Puppet Master (1989): A Psychic Murder Mystery with Pacing Issues

Kicking off our Full Moon February series of reviews, I’ve got to acknowledge the most iconic of the creations Full Moon Productions has made. The Puppet Master series is one of those film franchises that has always been near and dear to me because they were partially one of the series that got me into horror in the first place. They’re a gateway drug that is just the perfect blend of silliness and well-made horror to entice an audience with pure fun.

The first film sets itself up as a psychic murder mystery in which our main cast attempts to understand how they were telepathically contacted by a dead man through fragmented visions of the deceased. It’s a very clever setup, and in retrospect, I appreciate it more now than when I first watched it for evil puppets murdering people. I would like it even more…if this film didn’t have a massive problem in that our first glimpse of the puppets in action killing around the 40-minute mark.

The acting in this is your typical 80’s B-movie fare, and nobody quite stands out as particularly great or memorably terrible. The best of the cast is Irene Miracle playing the fortune teller & southern belle Dana, who spends a hilarious amount of screen time talking to her taxidermied dog. Many of the dryline deliveries in this film add to the comedy we get, unintentional and otherwise.

Directing and Puppets: Schmoeller’s Creepy Creations Shine

David Schmoeller’s directing is as always well done and reminds me a lot of the work he did in Crawlspace, but he’s at his best highlighting the real stars of the show: the puppets! They’re all very doofy looking, but Schmoeller manages to eke out some genuinely creepy shots of them here and there, with Blade and Leech Woman being by far the most memorable in this regard. If they had given this film ten extra minutes of them causing mayhem, it would be golden.

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RATING: 6.5 (Killer Toy Franchise Starters)/10. An above-average movie with some hard to ignore pacing and script issues. It’s sleazy at points like most of its low-budget contemporaries of the time, but it’s just weird and unique enough to stand out among them with its bizarre story and even more bizarre killers. It’s a cult classic that I’ve come to embrace fully, flaws and all, but this is one you’re going to have to give some serious time to win you over.

Puppet Master 2 (1990): A Gory, Campy Upgrade

Oh, look, the budget kicked in!

Charles Band took everything learned from the first production and gave us a rollicking good time back with 2. There’s a real sense of growth creatively, and a major overhaul tone-wise to go more in line with the phantasmagoria and humor of the first. It has the vibes of 60s & 70s horror almost, composed to the tune of something like The Abominable Dr. Phibes, but it has all the new age effects & camp of films like the still new to the scene Child’s Play series. Coincidentally, Child’s Play 2 was released barely eight days apart from this film. Happy accidents, huh?

Puppet Master had a big problem in that it slowed down to a snail’s pace past the 20-minute mark. 2 does away with the slow burn mystery in favor of a ridiculous and gory roller coaster, at the heart of which is a plot in which the puppets are removing people’s brains for their master, the resurrected Andre Toulon.

Andre Toulon and Special Effects: Undead Excellence

Speaking of Toulon, I’m glad they fully realized his potential with this one for the sake of the great special effects they used on him. This is one of the few movies that has undead makeup so good you hope they get something to cover it up; then you have the unfortunate result of being more creeped out by the fake, fleshy doll mask he ends up putting on.

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David Allen and his puppeteering crew hit their stride with the effects this time around, especially with their expanded influence on the cinematography. A lot of the best of this film is due to Allen taking over as director for this installment. After all, who truly knows better how their effects work on screen than the person making them?

Say what you will about puppets murdering people being silly; the uncanny stop motion in this film will always put a tingle up my spine. If you don’t believe me, watch that shot of Blade jumping off the bed and running and tell me it doesn’t look freaky. These movies achieve the impossible by taking the ridiculous killer doll angle and coming up with very non-ridiculous ways to show their killing sprees.

RATING: 9 (Magical Puppet Flamethrower Immolations)/10. More SFX madness and makeup enhance a bonkers script. They took everything the first did and crank up the fun by several orders of magnitude. I hate that Allen never returned to the directing chair, because this is the blueprint for great Puppet Master films.

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Luis Pomales-Diaz is a freelance writer and lover of fantasy, sci-fi, and of course, horror. When he isn't working on a new article or short story, he can usually be found watching schlocky movies and forgotten television shows.

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‘The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Vrach Frankenshteyn’ Review

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The act of cutting and stitching can grant new life to a long dead prospect, or it can unleash a monster. Dr. Frankenstein understood the stakes, as does any filmmaker aiming to salvage the unsalvageable. The X-Files creator Chris Carter hopes for a celebratory resurrection – or at least the chance to right some cinematic wrongs – with a recut of his 2008 movie, The X-Files: I Want to Believe. Hulu dropped this new version on August 14 under the appropriately cobbled-together title, The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Vrach Frankenshteyn. Carter insists it’s the edgy cut he’d always envisioned, untainted by notes from studio executives who wanted a sanitized PG-13 summer blockbuster.

The X-Files: I Want to Believe Gets a New Cut

If you’re not a die-hard X-phile, you could be excused for not even remembering the 2008 version of I Want to Believe. The box office bomb was released six years after the original show’s divisive series ending, in which Mulder and Scully depart from their X-Files post and become fugitives hunted by the FBI. Despite the open-ended nature of the TV finale, I Want to Believe was touted before its initial release as a Mulder-Scully reunion that would serve as a one-off case: the film would contain no references to the show’s ongoing mythology, which involved a convoluted alien conspiracy. This approach was welcomed by many fans who admired the scope and style of the first X-Files feature film, 1998’s Fight the Future, but longed to see a cinematic version of the show’s scary standalone tales like “Beyond the Sea” or “Home.”

Why the Original I Want to Believe Failed

Alas, the 2008 film is a plodding mess. Co-written (with Frank Spotnitz) and directed by Carter, the movie sees Mulder (David Duchovny, in all his deadpan glory) and Scully (Gillian Anderson, with all her understated power) co-habitating and keeping a low profile. Despite their fugitive status, the FBI enlists their help to find a missing agent. “All is forgiven,” the characters note, before it’s back to monster-chasing business as usual. Their only lead: Father Joe (Billy Connolly), a convicted pedophile priest who claims to have psychic visions. Scully’s outrage at his involvement leads her to a crisis of faith, while Mulder (and eventually the movie itself) has the stone-faced gall to encourage patience and sympathy for the sex offender. His visions eventually lead the duo to a Russian organ transporter running medical experiments to stitch together a new body for his ailing husband.

I Want to Believe Struggled as a Horror Movie

Even if I Want to Believe were a pristine thriller in the vein of Seven or Insomnia, its dour subject matter would still have sullied its chances against the competition: in the summer of 2008, the box office was dominated by crowd-pleasing juggernauts like Iron Man and The Dark Knight. But the movie is far from pristine. Its leaden pace makes it a chore for fans and newbies to withstand. Horror-wise, it lacks any monster-movie iconography or moments of unbearable dread. We’re a far cry from anything approaching the icky reveal of the sewer-dwelling Flukeman or the shiver-inducing antics of Satanic substitute teacher Miss Paddock.

I Want to Believe is devoid of the storytelling prowess, philosophical grit, stylistic innovation, and mordant humor that the show exuded at its peak. To top it all off, Carter populates the movie with bizarre directorial choices, including a moment in which Mulder gazes upon a framed photo of George W. Bush as the X-Files theme plays in the background, apropos of nothing.  With its tonal muddle and meandering script, the movie was enough to make even the most dedicated fans question their belief in the franchise.

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Chris Carter Returns to The X-Files

From 2016 to 2018, Carter revived the show for two seasons, which further served to frustrate longtime fans and newcomers with clunky creative choices.  Since then, The X-Files has shown few promising signs of life, but it’s been awakened from the grave with recent news that Ryan Coogler, director of Sinners, is developing a reboot series. It appears that Carter has leveraged the newfound interest in the franchise to make this R-rated director’s cut a reality. But despite the writer-director’s claims that it’s gorier than the theatrical version, bloodthirsty horror fans are likely to shrug. The most notable additions of “gore” include a few new shots of dismembered body parts and headless corpses. These images feel more narratively functional than anything, dramatizing the “modern day Frankenstein” plot instead of just alluding to it in reams of expository dialogue.

How Vrach Frankenshteyn Improves the 2008 Movie

Crucially, though, the film feels tighter. It’s 7 minutes shorter than the original cut, and scenes are now edited at a more staccato, thriller-like pace. Much of what’s missing involves tender character moments between Mulder and Scully. Two of their smooches have been nixed, along with half of a scene that involves late-night cuddling between the paranormal-fixated paramours. References to the characters’ backstory have also gotten the chop, including nods to Mulder’s long-lost sister and Scully’s son she gave up for adoption. Mercifully, this new edit streamlines a tedious subplot involving a young boy whose dire illness Scully goes to great lengths to treat.

Mulder and Scully Remain the Film’s Greatest Strength

The slashing of these character-centric moments might sound ill-advised or even sacrilege to fans who believed Mulder and Scully’s potent onscreen chemistry was the only redeemable element from the theatrical cut. Surprisingly, it all works. Duchovny and Anderson do commendable work in conveying the pathos of all the heartache the duo has endured – their shared glances do more heavy-lifting than any of Carter and Spotnitz’s ham-fisted dialogue.

The X-Files Recut Still Has Major Problems

Still, all the recutting in the world can’t save the film from its inherent design flaws. Mulder and Scully are apart for far too long. Scully’s subplot with her young patient is a snooze, since it keeps her away from the X-File at hand. And that X-File is generic at best, homophobic at worst. The so-called “modern Frankenstein” wants to build a new body for his husband, whose connection to Father Joe plays into eyeroll-y stereotypes around trauma victims and queer people. In both 2008 and 2026, it all feels like something that would land on the reject pile in the Law & Order: Special Victims Unit writers’ room.

Is Vrach Frankenshteyn Worth Watching?

While the original I Want to Believe is all but unwatchable, Vrach Frankenshteyn feels more like perfectly serviceable streaming fare. With Coogler’s much-anticipated reboot, many curious genre fans are checking out the show for the first time, working their way through all eleven seasons. If these newcomers wish to include I Want to Believe and the revival seasons in their binge-a-thon for sheer completists’ sake, they’d be well-advised to watch Vrach Frankenshteyn instead of the original: it’s a re-animated cinematic corpse that isn’t quite as beautiful as the Bride of Frankenstein, but it’s not quite dead-on-arrival either. If nothing else, at least it leaves that inexplicable George-W.-Bush-photo moment on the cutting room floor.

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‘The End of Oak Street’ Review: The Summer Blockbuster You’ve Been Waiting For

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David Robert Mitchell’s The End of Oak Street has only committed one crime: premiering this late into the summer movie slate. Hot off the heels of The Odyssey and Spider-Man: Brand New Day, one can only hope Oak Street won’t be lost in the noise of August’s bigger releases. Because those who go to see it will have the pleasure of witnessing one of the few movies this year to actually capture the feeling of those classic Hollywood blockbusters that made Steven Spielberg a household name. And indeed, it’s the blockbuster we’ve been waiting for.

What Is The End of Oak Street About?

The End of Oak Street follows the Platt family: mother Denise (Anne Hathaway), father Greg (Ewan McGregor), and kids Audrey and Brian (Maisy Stella, Christian Convery). Don’t forget their beloved dog, Starbuck (played by newcomer Brisket). Though they blend into their suburban confines as a typical family, turmoil bubbles as Denise and Greg’s strained marriage begins to take a toll on their children.

But soon, an even bigger problem begins to plague Oak Street. Mysterious flashes of light and sound that explode in the night, the largest of which culminates in the entire neighborhood being transported through time and space: from 1982 to the prehistoric era. As dinosaurs and other megafauna wreak havoc, hunting down the unprepared humans brought to their time, the Platt family struggles to figure out how they’ll stay alive and if they’ll even be able to find a way back home.

David Robert Mitchell’s Writing and Directing Make for A Certified Home Run

For those who have been starved for a truly great big-budget dinosaur film given the slow death of the Jurassic Park franchise, you really can’t ask for more than this. Writer-director David Robert Mitchell, the mind behind It Follows and Beneath the Silver Lake, has returned to mix sincere family-drama with a thrilling science fiction survival film. Oak Street blends a lot of heart into its gloomier aspects, at turns funny, dark, charming, and frightening. It runs the emotional gamut and keeps you pinned to your seat as Mitchell constructs a rich interior world for the Platt family that is grounded against the fantastic situation they’re thrust into.

They’re not revolutionary characters, not by a long shot. An emotionally distant father and a mother looking for purpose beyond a suffocating home life, rebellious kids who are impulsive and scared, it’s nothing new. The script writing isn’t bombastically clever. But it is incredibly compelling thanks to the naturalistic dialogue and on-screen chemistry between the four actors. The realistic struggles of the family, driven by phenomenal performances from Hathaway and McGregor first and foremost, balance against the more thrilling elements of the film and keep it from tipping over into mere spectacle.

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80’s Suburbia Meets Cretaceous Terror in The End of Oak Street

When it zooms out from the family dilemma to indulge in that spectacle, though, it’s a visual feast and a half. Mitchell crafts an aesthetically luscious setting for the drama to take place in by melding 80’s suburbia with Cretaceous jungles. The blend of modern and primeval elements makes for a deadly and breathtaking environment, constructed with some incredible production design and wonderful digital effects.

Those effects never get old as we see the world beyond the block, and the same can be said for its numerous monstrous reptiles that populate it. Each new one the film pits the family against is more dangerous than the last, and they all look phenomenal. They have genuine weight and impact on screen, and if you even had to ask how, of course it’s Industrial Light & Magic doing their strongest cinema sorcery yet again.

Mitchell and Gioulakis Are On Their Photography A-Game

Mitchell and returning cinematographer Michael Gioulakis weave the camera through the neighborhood in a slick fashion, moving through buildings and yards deftly. They block every chase sequence and dinosaur encounter with immense style, resulting in some especially creative sequences. The locations feel purposeful, and the way the camera swoops and dives around is adventurous and legitimately energized. The dynamic camera work pairs with editing that’s snappy and perfectly paced, leaving just enough room to breathe between its exhilarating moments of prehistoric peril.

The End of Oak Street Is a Must-Watch Blockbuster

By its final scenes, Oak Street cements itself as a new favorite of the year. Big stars bringing bigger and more heartfelt performances, big budget effects that actually manage to wow you over and over, and a big entertainment value that reminds you of how even the simplest stories can generate a feeling of true adventure. The End of Oak Street is endlessly impressive and will revitalize even the most fatigued theatergoers this year.

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