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[REVIEW] Kill Means Kiss In ‘Pontypool’ (2008)

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Out of all the snow-based horror films I could think of, one kept coming to mind. Tony Burgess’s Pontypool was an exceptional horror film that never got the love it deserved. While it may have received a physical release in 2009, very few people talked about it. A friend introduced me to this film in 2015 and I became obsessed with it. It wouldn’t be until Dead Meat released their Pontypool Kill Count, which currently sits on the verge of two million views, that it would have its much-needed comeuppance. It also helped that it was put on Shudder at some point around then.

Pontypool is the Zombie Film You Probably Missed

Pontypool follows Grant Mazzy (Stephen McHattie), who was recently relocated to the small town of Pontypool after being fired from his long-time radio gig. He finds himself adjusting from his former shock jock life as he tries to build up an audience in this small town. He’s joined in the studio by his tech assistant, Laurel-Ann Drummond (Georgina Reilly), and his producer/station manager, Sydney Briar (Lisa Houle). Not too long into the broadcast, Grant receives a call from Ken Loney (Rick Roberts) in his Sunshine Chopper with troubling news. A horde of people have seemingly rioted into the office of Dr. Mendez (Hrant Alianak). What comes next is one of the most impressive and well-conceived zombie films of all time.

Pontypool is written by Tony Burgess, based on his novel Pontypool Changes Everything. Pontypool Changes Everything is the second part in a trilogy with the first installment being The Hellmouths of Bewdley and the third being Caesarea; these novels were soon called The Pontypool Trilogy. Much like Mark Z. Danielewski’s House of Leaves, Pontypool Changes Everything seems unfilmable. It’s an incredibly unique and difficult novel that both itches and wrinkles your brain. Pontypool is a very loose adaptation of his own novel, but it gets all the boxes checked. Burgess’s novel is akin to Anthony Burgess’s A Clockwork Orange in overall reading difficulty. This novel is not a casual read. Burgess’s prose could definitely be a turnoff for casual readers. If you want to read Pontypool but don’t want to read Pontypool Changes Everything, there is a transcribed stage play that is incredibly fun and much easier for casual reading.

Infection Through Language

What makes Pontypool so intriguing is how the information regarding the zombie outbreak is disseminated. With this being a film about a radio show host, the majority of information regarding the zombies is told through calls to Grant from Ken (and a special appearance from another character but I won’t spoil who). Moreover, the infection isn’t spread directly through bites, instead it’s spread through words. The English language is infecting the residents of Pontypool. It should be noted that Pontypool director Bruce McDonald does not refer to the zombies as zombies; instead, they’re conversationalists. We’ll stick with calling them zombies for ease.

Pontypool’s Place in Zombie Film History

Pontypool releasing in 2008, is very important for the zombie subgenre. This is around the time the subgenre was taking over the shelves of Blockbuster and Walmart. I couldn’t go to one of these stores without seeing oversaturated shelves with low-budget, quick-turnout zombie films. Pontypool’s take on the subgenre was, in hindsight, uniquely refreshing. Burgess and McDonald give us a healthy dose of zombie action toward the end of the film, but Burgess edges the audience until there’s no other choice than to give us blood and action.

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There’s nothing I can say regarding the spreading of the infection that hasn’t been said by people smarter than I, and that’s okay. If this novel or film was released today there would be heavy implications regarding why the infection is spread through language. Since I was just a wee lad when Burgess released his novel in 1998, I don’t necessarily know all the intricacies of what was happening politically at the time (I know a surface-level amount) but there’s no way you can read this novel or watch this film and not feel heavy undertones of social commentary. It also raises a very important question of just how quickly words can harm someone/a group of people. It’s like…a stand-up comedian being invited on stage by a presidential candidate and then calling a group of people in a certain U.S. Territory garbage.

Why Pontypool Remains a Must-Watch

Pontypool is a novel and film far ahead of its time. It will satiate the zombie lover who wants to see some flesh-ripping carnage and those who want a zombie story with deeper implications. (We don’t need to talk about the Christmas carol scene.) Plus, who doesn’t like seeing Stephen McHattie absolutely chewing the hell out of the scenery while drowning his sorrows deep in a bottle?

Brendan is an award-winning author and screenwriter rotting away in New Jersey. His hobbies include rain, slugs, and the endless search for The Mothman.

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‘Undertone’ Review: A24’s Scariest Since ‘Hereditary’

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A24 never stopped pumping out banger horror movies. Let’s get that out of the way, straight away. Even its commercial and critical flops, like Opus or Y2K, still took a lot of really original swings, even if it hasn’t been a string of masterpieces like in their horror heyday of the late 2010s and early 2020s. Still, they may have made their scariest yet with Undertone, in a return to A24’s original MO of pure indie filmmaking.

A Single Location Horror Film Powered by Sound

Undertone is not a perfect movie, with an occasional off story beat, and the ending just missing the mark of perfection, but it is a tried-and-true testament to the power of storytelling. With essentially one active, on-screen actress and a single location, the film manages to create a sensory hellscape with immersive nightmare-inducing audio that has both story and scares derived entirely from a podcast. It is a sensory overload of pure terror, one that feels deeply sinister in its pitch-black story, one that demands to be seen in the darkest possible movie theater.

A24’s Undertone: A True Crime Podcast Turns Supernatural

The story is pretty straightforward…at least at first. It follows a true crime/horror podcast host (Nina Kiry), who lives by herself as she takes care of her dying, elderly, and borderline vegetative mother. Her co-host (Adam DiMarco, who is never fully seen) is sent a series of ten mysterious audio files from an unknown address, presumably sent for her to listen to on the show. As they begin to record their latest episode with live reactions to the files, reality slips further as she and her co-host fall into supernatural delirium. Strange noises, slipping time, and other haunted house trimmings all come out to play, each elevated by (as mentioned) horrific sound design and an even more horrific backstory.

Nursery Rhyme Origins and Deeply Disturbing Mythology

The story is about 95% airtight. Without getting too deep into spoilers, the origins of these files and their meaning are deeply fascinating, with some elements and angles involving the origins of nursery rhymes that are very, genuinely disturbing. There is one twist in particular that explores what one of the sounds truly means, which is highly upsetting once pieced together.

That being said, Undertone has some familiar tropes, and while the movie mostly touches upon certain unexplored mythology, certain scenes can feel a little too familiar to other recent demon movies like Shelby Oaks. The true meanings are a lot more creative, but it could have played around with its mythos to create a truly original villain.

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Undertone’s Ambiguous Ending Demands a Rewatch

Similarly, the ending is almost perfect. There is a final twist about something the protagonist might have done that is a little confusing, and reframes the context of the film. It is highly interesting, however, and opens up several cans of worms of what this movie has to say about children, motherhood, and parenthood as a whole, as well as posing questions about the movie’s setting and timeline. It is always better to remain vague in horror, which this movie definitely does, but just a slight retweak of its final act could give the audience just the tiniest more understanding, without it going into full, mainstream territory. The film definitely requires a second watch, and in the best way possible.

A Groundbreaking Podcast Horror Experience

In a nutshell, the film’s methods of storytelling are groundbreaking. This movie is not a podcast, but all of its scares and stories are delivered to us like it is one. It feels like the birth of a new medium or style of movie, a perfect blend of audio and visual, with emphasis on the audio.

Additionally, with the story being literally told to us as if we’re listening to the characters’ podcast itself, it is a nightmare rabbit hole.

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‘Silent Warnings’ (2003) Review: An Unknown UFO Gem

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Like many people born in the mid-90s, the Sci-Fi Channel was one of my first introductions to horror. Whether it was random films playing or Sci-Fi’s 31 Days of Halloween, this channel was one of the main channels in my household. For the month of March, we’re going to take a look at Sci-Fi Originals (and maybe I cheated a bit and picked films that had their premiere on Sci-Fi). Picking films for this month was no easy task. Did I want to cover one of the plethora of amalgamated mega-animals fighting each other? Or what about shark tornadoes? One of the films I picked, after finding it too difficult to find Children of the Corn (2009) on streaming services, was an odd alien film I had never even heard of. That film is Silent Warnings.

What is Silent Warnings About?

Layne Vossimer (A.J. Buckley), his girlfriend Macy (Callie De Fabry), and a group of their friends head to Layne’s cousin’s house, Joe (Stephen Baldwin), after his mysterious death. Once there, they find the house in disgusting disarray. The friends decide to help Layne clean it up in order to put it on the market. But things quickly go south when they find a series of VHS tapes Joe left behind in the attic. What’s revealed in those tapes shows something that’s out of this world. Can Layne, his friends, and Sheriff Bill Willingham (Billy Zane) fend off these otherworldly invaders before it’s too late?

Conspiracy Theories, Mental Health, and Paranoia in Silent Warnings

As stated, this film was a late pick as I could not find 2009’s Children of the Corn streaming anywhere. Boy, am I glad I picked this. Silent Warnings has its fair share of issues. But it makes up for them in so many ways. This film is a very sober look into conspiracy theories, mental health, and the lengths that people go to when it comes to perceived threats. We get very little Stephen Baldwin, but what we do get is more than enough. He’s a recluse who lives on his 40-ish-acre property that’s been alien-proofed. His best friend (cousin?) is a scarecrow that has an AK-47. And he constantly records incoherent ramblings with his camcorder. Baldwin absolutely kills in his limited screentime. It’s like Stanislavski said, there are no small parts, only small actors.

Small-Town Horror and UFO Lore in Porterville

The quaint town of Porterville acts as the perfect backdrop for a story like this: a sleepy, nowhere town, where most people know each other. A town where the big call of the day for the Sheriff is about a missing dog. It’s the perfect setup for a story like this. It even mirrors many of the towns mentioned in Silent Invasion: The Pennsylvania UFO-Bigfoot Casebook. Much of this film’s atmosphere, the crop circles, acres of corn, and the disintegrating house, create a condensed world that adds so much claustrophobia to the film’s soul.

Acting, Dialogue, and the Problem with Early 2000s CGI Aliens

That being said, there are quite a few issues. Mainly, the acting. Besides Kim Onasch, Michelle Borth, Billy Zane, and A.J. Buckley (mostly), much of this film’s acting feels very Sci-Fi Original. It doesn’t help that the film’s dialogue, from writers Bill Lundy, Christian McIntire, and Kevin Gendreau, is just plain boring. And that’s not even mentioning how awful the CGI aliens look. A 2003 film about aliens, when only two or three are shown on screen, should be fully practical. And the fact that they use digital aliens takes away much of the film’s punch.

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Why Silent Warnings Is an Underrated Sci-Fi Original

Silent Warnings doesn’t break much ground when it comes to the topic of aliens/Ufology, but it’s damn entertaining. But that’s the thing. Films don’t necessarily need to break new ground. I appreciate the swings this film takes, whether they hit or miss. There’s a wonderful setup with Stephen Baldwin, and the slow build to an exciting finale makes it all worth the wait. For a Sci-Fi Original, Silent Warnings has worked its way into my heart.

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