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‘Alien: Romulus’ Engineers an Almost Perfect Sequel
Alien: Romulus hints at being the perfect bridge between Alien and Aliens in its first half, which is appropriate since it’s supposed to take place between them as a sort of side story. It follows a group of colonists, trying to escape their dead lives on a pitch-black planet by stealing technology from a derelict space station in orbit known as the Renaissance. Needless to say, it turns into a nightmare scenario, and there aren’t any colonial marines or space mercenaries here to step in and start shooting. This is that classic Alien horror where the search for a way out is much more important than the hunt for a weapon to beat the monster.
Cards on the table, Alien: Romulus is really good. Great even. It’s a fun and fresh remixing of the series’ core elements, reviving the classic “haunted house in space” vibes that have been somewhat deadened by years of sequels full of lore. Lore that peeled the mystique of the Xenomorph away, and I’d go so far as to say Romulus brings some of that mysterious energy back, even for repeat customers of the series. For its quality, it lands high in my personal rankings, right below Alien 3 and right above Aliens (with Alien obviously in first place).
I liked it a lot.
Does Alien: Romulus Stand on Its Own or Rely on Nostalgia?
But I say this knowing that Alien: Romulus, respectfully, ends up performing an amalgam of the Alien franchise’s greatest hits towards its end. I’m left wondering: “Do I really love Alien: Romulus, or is it just the parts of Alien that it’s managed to replicate that I like? Do I love the memories? And is it wrong if it’s the latter?”
Alien: Romulus hints at being the perfect bridge between Alien and Aliens in its first half, which is appropriate since it’s supposed to take place between them as a sort of side story. It follows a group of colonists, trying to escape their dead lives on a pitch-black planet by stealing technology from a derelict space station in orbit known as the Renaissance. Needless to say, it turns into a nightmare scenario, and there aren’t any colonial marines or space mercenaries here to step in and start shooting. This is that classic Alien horror where the search for a way out is much more important than the hunt for a weapon to beat the monster.
When Franchise Callbacks Overtake Original Tension
But this kind of flawless middle-point energy starts to fall apart when the vibes it sets up are supplanted by story beats and callbacks to the events of almost every other Alien film laced throughout the final act of the movie. The power of the franchise and its iconic scenes being referenced subsumes the back half of the film and makes it weaker than the first half. Which is an odd feeling because the first half is, genuinely, the closest we get to a true horror masterpiece like the original Alien. The tone is uncannily strong in its resemblance to the original films, while still managing to be something completely new.
Writer-director Fede Alvarez’s venture into the world Ridley Scott dragged into existence kicking and screaming with slippery body horror and psychosexual H.R. Giger designs shows us one thing above all else: this man has a comprehensive, front-to-back, undeniable understanding of Alien. There’s a comprehension of the cyclical and back-breaking themes of worker oppression, and the violation of personhood that permeates the series. It shows a deep grasp, not just for the franchise but for its greater meaning and the greater horror it presents of having your autonomy stolen from you. And it’s all presented in the most gorgeous package imaginable.
Stunning Visuals and Worldbuilding on Par With the Franchise Best
Romulus is on par with Aliens in terms of its technical innovations behind the scenes and packing the visual punch Cameron did with effects; it’s the best-looking film we’ve gotten since the original, with the environs of planetary orbit and the Renaissance being a perfect blend of brutalism and chunky analog tech that a lot of the other movies have left behind. It’s aesthetically bleak, even with the devastatingly beautiful views of space we get to glimpse, and both halves of the station have no comfort to offer its residents other than the knowledge of imminent chaos through its constant malfunctions.
This doesn’t mean Alvarez doesn’t have any fun with the material. He tosses in a few frantic, Sam Raimi homages into the mix, with the one I fell in love with being a scene I can only describe as “a perfectly executed Evil Dead sequence in space”. The effects that fill these ambitious scenes are full of perfectly blended CGI and practical SFX that ought to win Romulus an Oscar (if the Academy ever does the right thing and molts its dry, nasty, anti-horror cocoon it’s cooking in). If you haven’t learned how to fear face huggers all over again by the time this movie is over, I don’t know, you might need to check your pulse.
A Strong Cast That Grounds the Horror
And the ragtag crew of workers we’re given to experience the horror through is the perfect array of victims and heroes. Cailee Spaeny and Archie Renaux are great leads in this, pulling off a lot of very emotional moments and making some harrowing scenes so much scarier with their genuinely soul-crushing reactions. Spaeny’s tortured laborer turned even more tortured heroine, Rain, is a great successor in the Ellen Ripley badass dynasty. For me, she’s right up there with Lex from Alien vs Predator when it comes to loving her on-screen presence. And who would have expected Isabela Merced to be such a natural when it comes to navigating the scream queen terrain? My only complaint is Aileen Wu’s steady and steely pilot Navarro, the character that left me wanting more; not because she underperformed, but because she was so cool that I just wanted to straight up see more of her.
But if you’ve seen this film, you know there’s one actor who steals the show, and that is David Jonsson as Andy. When I say he has one of the best performances of the year locked in here, that he is one of my favorite characters in the entire series right up there next to Ripley and David, I mean it with my whole chest. Jonsson is sensational, he’s charismatic, he’s unbelievably skilled, and he has rendered some of the best physical acting I’ve seen on screen in a long time, not just in a horror movie, but bar none. If you see this movie for anything, let it be David Jonsson.
A Flawed but Exciting Step Forward for the Alien Franchise
While I can complain and say the film ends up playing the hits by its end, it’s not like it doesn’t do that well. I can prefer a less drawn-out ending, and less references to the newer films. I can wish they had pulled back with some of their line drops. And I can wish that they kept evoking that perfect feeling of the original film. But it certainly doesn’t make the great entry we have here irredeemable, and it’s certainly not going to stop me from watching it again (in true IMAX, if I can get to one). Alien: Romulus is a wonderful new addition to Alien’s canon, recognizing where it came from and hopefully marking the quality the series is returning to.
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‘Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever’ Review: A Meth Trip That Never Ends
As a horror fan with no life, I watch a TON of horror movies. But, like nearly every horror fan, there are some films whose first viewing leaves deep impressions that will last a lifetime. I can remember where I was when I first watched House of Wax (2005), and The Evil Dead. Just to name a few. One film viewing that stuck with me most from my childhood was Cabin Fever. Probably because I watched it in a cabin in the Poconos during a once-in-a-lifetime snowstorm. While I condone little to nothing of what Eli Roth stands for nowadays, both personally and professionally, I cannot discount the effect his films had on me and my love of horror. Now, if we want to talk about a film I have apparently watched before and have zero recollection of? That would be Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever.
What Is Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever About?
John (Noah Segan) and Alex (Rusty Kelley) are two outcasts who find themselves on the short end of abuse from bullies and teachers alike. As prom approaches, the two friends have little hope for dates and are nearly resigned to spending the evening alone. The only chance John has for a date is his childhood crush, Cassie (Alexi Wasser), who is dating John’s biggest bully. After a series of events, catalyzed by Paul (Rider Strong) polluting a local water source, the kids of Springfield High are exposed to Paul’s deadly disease. One by one, the kids start infecting one another, leading to a prom that is bound to be bloodier than Carrie.
With a story from Randy Pearlstein and Ti West, a screenplay by Joshua Malkin, and directed by Alan Smithee (Ti West), Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever is truly a sight to behold. Many parts of Cabin Fever 2 feel retconned to justify its connection to its predecessor. While other parts of it work deliciously within the Cabin Fever universe. It’s no coincidence that Ti West fought tooth and nail to get his name removed from this project. In fact, this might be the first Alan Smithee film I’ve covered for Horror Press (hell, maybe in general). Copious reshoots from producers turned Ti West’s vision into this slapdash product that feels tonally unsure of what the hell it is–Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever is a goopy Frankenstein that exists in a better form on a cutting room floor somewhere…potentially lost to time forever.
Cabin Fever 2’s Biggest Problem is the Pacing
Most likely due to producer reshoots, one of the biggest sins of Cabin Fever 2 (and a general sin for film) is its pacing. CF2’s pacing starts like the final few minutes of a meth comedown, before slowly plateauing into meth fiending. Halfway through the film, brought to you by a great Patrick Hernandez “Born to be Alive” needle drop, we get our hands back on some meth. But that meth is stepped on and cut with something because the film goes completely off the rails. In both entertaining and excruciating ways.
After a solid Deputy Winston (Giuseppe Andrews) cold open, we’re given these gorgeous animated opening credits. These credits follow the source of Paul’s spread of the disease into a local water source, all the way through the bottling process, and ending in a bottle of water that’s delivered to Springfield High. And that’s when the film stops being remotely interesting.
Noah Segan Does His Best with a Bad Script
I’ve been a huge fan of Noah Segan for a long time. From Dead Girl and Scare Package, through The Pale Door and Blood Relatives, Noah Segan has always delivered for me. But even early-career Segan has a difficult time working through this awful dialogue that seems written on shoot day. Sure, Segan delivers the goods, but at what cost? His only remotely interesting early scenes exist between him and Cassie, and even those scenes only do so much to keep the viewer’s eyes glued to the screen. As the film goes on, and the action picks up, Segan finds his footing. Only it’s too little too late at that point.
But what’s a Cabin Fever film without skin-rippingly grotesque gore? The original film succeeded with crafting interesting (enough) characters that kept you enthralled until the crap finally hits the fan. Joshua Malkin’s script decides to throw all of that out of the window for whatever reason. Most of the character motivation from the first film is, indeed, sex. And there’s nothing wrong with having sex be a character’s motivating factor. But if those characters fail to be interesting in any way, shape, or form, then that’s where you have a product that will fall more flat than the skin of a degloved arm.
Ti West’s Visual Fingerprints and Where They Break Down
It’s somewhat hard to tell what was created by Ti West and what was crafted by producers, even if there is a slight tell. Many of the scenes have a distinct aspect ratio that feels very West-y. And that visual feel is kept through the entirety of the film, but with one distinct difference. Ti West has a very distinct shooting style that has carried through his entire career (except for you, MaXXXine). You can feel when the style is substantive and purposeful versus when a producer came in and was pigeonholed into shooting like that to keep visual continuity. The film’s visual tone becomes an overall detractor because, again, while it all looks the same, you can feel when it’s intended and when it’s done because they had to.
Is Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever Worth Watching?
Overall, Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever is a mess of a film. There are a handful of really great scenes of gore and violence, though it’s far from enough to make this product worthwhile. And screw the producers for not letting Ti West remove his name from this film. Even though my idol Larry Fessenden is in this film, I don’t think it’s worth a rewatch ever again. If you haven’t seen it, I don’t think I can even recommend it unless you’re a Ti West completionist. At least it’s better than Cabin Fever Patient Zero.
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Overlook Film Festival: ‘Exit 8’ Review
If you’re at the intersection of video games and horror, then you know not all video game film adaptations are created equally. For every Silent Hill (2006), Werewolves Within, or Detention (2019), there is a lot of heartbreak and titles we’re still trying to forget. Which is why, when Kotake Create’s beloved Exit 8 video game was tapped to become a film, we held our collective breath. How would this quick psychological nightmare transfer to a feature-length film? Would the filmmaker chosen understand the assignment? Luckily, the movie works overall, and horror and game nerds have another title in the win column.
In Case You Missed It
Exit 8 puts gamers into the shoes of an unseen protagonist who is stuck in a subway station. Players soon realize that this location is not what it seems. They are also tasked with spotting anomalies in hopes of making it to the eighth level and (hopefully) back to the real world. Some of the anomalies are subtle, some are anxiety-inducing, and some leave you wanting to scream WTF? However, the game is a pretty quick introduction to liminal spaces and self-gaslighting.
The film, written by Kentaro Hirase and Genki Kawamura, understands what made the game effective. They even keep and elevate some of the anomalies that were my personal favorites. The duo also builds three very distinct characters to keep us from sitting for 95 minutes of vibes.
Walking Man (Yamato Kochi) is not just the creepy guy making circles in this hallway with us in the film. He gets a full arc in his chapter that informs us he was a human who panicked and made the wrong choice. He is now doomed to spend eternity here as part of others’ nightmarish quests. While all of the performances are great, Kochi brings a humanity and sadness to the role that was unexpected. He finds ways of using his character’s repetitive nature as a way to add subtle layers. This makes the shift into his chapter feel more alive, frantic, and heartbreaking. We know this journey isn’t going to end well for him, but it’s hard not to fully invest and feel that heartbreak anyway.
It’s Not All Great at Exit 8
Exit 8 plays with us in the beginning before shifting from first-person perspective to reveal our protagonist will be Lost Man (Kazunari Ninomiya). He and his girlfriend are having a moment when he ends up in this subway station on a loop. Their phone conversation reveals she’s pregnant, so Lost Man is having a bad day before getting stuck in liminal limbo. This, on its own, is fine. However, after a lot of laps, he meets The Boy (Naru Asanuma) and discovers he is not an anomaly.
The Boy ties Lost Man and Walking Man’s stories together. He tries to assist both of them on their journeys while being too afraid to speak for most of his screentime. Again, all of the performances are great, but a kid killing it with a mostly silent role is highly impressive. His relationship with these two broken and frightened men is believable and palpable. He and Lost Man specifically bond and form a lovely duo that, unfortunately, underscores the pregnant girlfriend to lead to a very pro-life message.
Exit 8’s Politics Derail the Horror
Kawamura directed the hell out of Exit 8, and it’s a good time. However, it’s hard to wash away the very heavy swerve into pro-life territory in 2026. Especially as a person with ovaries who lives in a country that doesn’t want me to have autonomy. Horror is political, and this game has so many things that could have been expanded on. The insertion of an anti-choice layer into a film centered on three male characters (at three very different stages of life) is wild. I personally hated it because, aside from that, it does capture the vibes of the game. It feels like watching someone piss in the lemonade on a hot summer day.


