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[REVIEW] What’s A Road Trip Without A ‘Rest Stop’ (2006)

Nicole Carrow (Jaimie Alexander) and her boyfriend Jess Hilts (Joey Mendicino) run away in his convertible. On their way to California, they make a pit stop at a rest stop. After using the abhorrently disgusting bathroom, Nicole realizes Jess, and the car, are missing. The evidence of Jess’ presence is a lone cigarette on the ground. It soon comes to light that Nicole is being stalked by a mysterious man in a yellow truck. Can Nicole find her way back to civilization? Or will this be her final…stop?

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Rest Stop does for rest stops what Jaws did for the water. Well, not really. I think rest stops do for rest stops what Jaws did for the water. As someone who spent most of my youth traveling back and forth between two cities in Pennsylvania, I’ve spent a lot of time at rest stops. Never have I been in one that smelled good, was clean, or felt safe. But that’s the fun! Is this the rest stop I’m gonna get stabbed at? Hmm, where’s that wailing sound coming from? The point I’m trying to make is that rest stops are inherently scary places and should be perfect for a horror film! So what happened with Rest Stop?

Nicole and Jess Hit the Road Toward California

Nicole Carrow (Jaimie Alexander) and her boyfriend Jess Hilts (Joey Mendicino) run away in his convertible. On their way to California, they make a pit stop at a rest stop. After using the abhorrently disgusting bathroom, Nicole realizes Jess, and the car, are missing. The evidence of Jess’ presence is a lone cigarette on the ground. It soon comes to light that Nicole is being stalked by a mysterious man in a yellow truck. Can Nicole find her way back to civilization? Or will this be her final…stop?

(Hold for applause.)

Rest Stop is the debut feature film, as writer/director, from Emmy-nominated X-Files Executive Producer/writer John Shiban. Synchronicity strikes again. I’ve recently started watching The X-Files for the first time! I’m currently halfway through Season 3, and I’m loving it. A television writer/Executive Producer, who was held in such regard, at the helm of this project should have worked. This is back when television shows had 22 episode-long seasons at 45 minutes a pop. Unfortunately, Rest Stop really fails to succeed at anything.

Weak Characters and Forced Drama Undermine the Tension

Nicole is a nothing character with a single through-line of wanting to become something in California. And the amount of bickering between her and Jess, which is briefly interrupted by one of the most mid-aughts sex scenes, is beyond frustrating. Nothing could be more apparent than the fact that Nicole and Jess will inevitably break up. The only thing interesting they have going for them is that they’re running away. Their relationship is thinly constructed and haphazardly slapped together.

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Films that don’t take chances [typically] can’t succeed. One can appreciate Shiban’s ideas for Rest Stop, which has a mid-film twist that shakes things up. But when your mid-film twist is either Nicole completely fabricating events in her head or that the man in the yellow truck is the world’s most efficient cleaner, it feels like you’ve lost control. There’s nothing wrong with pivoting the tense, and straightforward, first half of the film into a psychological stalker. It just doesn’t work. Another possibility could be Rest Stop was a lost plotline for The X-Files where an isolated bathroom at a rest stop was able to quickly clean up crime scenes, making it the world’s top location for hitmen.

The Religious Cult Subplot Creates More Confusion Than Fear

And don’t even get me started on the weird religious cult that’s basically funding this whole thing. Okay, you got me started. When Nicole arrives at the rest stop, there’s an RV there. When Jess goes missing, Nicole pounds on the door to the RV. Flashes light up the windows, which are obviously from a camera flash illuminating the window. Nicole knows people are in there, but no one is responding to her. At the exact moment Nicole runs out of options, she is invited into the RV by a stereotypical group of a religious extremist family. Nothing about this works. It’s somehow both too predictable and so unpredictably harebrained.

There are some dashes of horror sprinkled throughout this clogged toilet, but it ends up too unfocused and rushed to do anything interesting. Is it a fun mid-aughts horror/thriller? Sure. I watched this film at least 10 to 15 times over the years of my childhood between AMC FearFest and/or SciFi’s 31 Days of Halloween, and I guess I just never realized how bland this film is. But maybe that’s just the nostalgia of my youth’s October Halloween programming.

Brendan is an award-winning author and screenwriter rotting away in New Jersey. His hobbies include rain, slugs, and the endless search for The Mothman.

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Overlook Film Festival: ‘Hokum’ Review

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No way it’s the horror of 2026, but Hokum could be this year’s most solid “welcome to the big leagues, kid” horror. It’s a pill that’s got the potential to draw in new horror fans, but has enough flavor to satisfy a veteran for 101 minutes. Damian McCarthy definitely learned to polish up his idea of a nightmare from Caveat (2020), to Oddity (2024), to his best feature yet. Literally, sort of. With a single watch of each under my belt… Hokum has the same theme and tone as the previous two, just waxed and remixed. I’m not mad at it, though.

Hokum That Bridges Indie and Mainstream Appeal

Even the freaks like us who live in the underground horror tunnels can understand the public’s genre fatigue. I agree- it can seem like all these remakes and re-hashes are seriously weighing down blockbuster horror these days. The good indie stuff gets looked over, but McCarthy’s most recent film is a decent little in-between. It won’t bother you with a high cinema monologue, but it knows how to make you cringe, and will lock you in a dusty room with it.

It’s vague in exposition, not that a simple idea like this really needs to be super fleshed out. It stars Severance’s Adam Scott as Ohm Bauman, a famous Yankee novelist, a guy who grieves, and a big jerk. He arrives at a boutique Irish inn to scatter the ashes of his parents, and finish the last book in his trilogy. The challenge of writing an asshole lead that still has to convince the audience to root for them is damn refreshing. Scott’s performance holds it up too. He’s got a great jerk-face even without dialogue. He’s easy to pity, though- somewhere between Paul Sheldon from Misery, and a real life Stephen King, who shares the suspiciously balanced atmosphere that drove Jack Torrence nuts in The Shining.

Familiar Horror Influences with a Refined Execution

McCarthy borrows a lot from those two, and probably a catalog of blockbuster peek-a-boo scary movies. The reason Hokum is a good challenge for the horror gateway, is that it doesn’t try too hard to “elevate” (it does, though only a little) the genre. It listens and learns from its elders to complete the haunted hotel play-by-play. Not a repeat, but a re-do of the things that work for paranormal and folk horror. The aspect that Hokum brings home is the solid polycule made of production design, sound mixing, and cinematography. A happy, creepy home of cobwebs and jump scares.

The only hotel staff spared from Ohm’s terrible attitude is Fiona. When he learns she’s gone missing after a Halloween party he was famously blackout drunk for, he feels a responsibility to return the kindness and effort she had shown him. The last person to speak to Fiona was local kooky guy, Jerry (David Wilmot). His local status is confirmed by Ohm after Jerry claims Fiona is most likely dead in the honeymoon suite… because her ghost approached him and told him so. Jerry might be crazy, but Ohm has nothing to live for, apparently. Ohm agrees to investigate the suite that the hotel staff keep locked and out of service. It’s haunted by a witch, they say. Obviously.

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Production Design and Sound Craft a Claustrophobic Nightmare

The suite, and the source of Hokum’s nightmares, is stunning work in the macabre department. Despite my distaste for them, it really is a playground for jump scares. Lighting and sound design do some real respectable heavy lifting that the viewer is forced (complimentary) to sit through. My personal playground, though, would be the dumbwaiter. The last time I had that much fun with one of those was when lowering Danny into the den of lizard aliens in Zathura (2005). Hokum’s dumbwaiter plays as much of a role as Adam Scott does in his.

Besides the horrors that persist in it, the honeymoon suite really comes alive with the one or two Resident Evil-esque puzzles in order to reach the meat of the mystery. A super engaging focus from cinematographer Colm Hogan to use frame ratio, and other visual camera tricks to induce the claustrophobia of the epicenter of scares. Bring back the dumbwaiter please.

Where Hokum Falls Short

What doesn’t work is excusable. The thin background information on Ohm’s trauma presents itself too often through a jump scare/flashback cocktail. Did this movie need to be 101 minutes, or could it have been 90? Did the viewer need to understand the weight of Ohm’s undesirable childhood? Not to this degree. I think these moments also risk confusion as to what supernatural thing we’re dealing with at the moment: the witch of the honeymoon suite, Fiona’s ghost, or the lasting haunt of Ohm’s mother’s tragic death? The film takes the “less is more” rule at about 70%- not awesome, but a passing grade, no doubt.

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‘2001 Maniacs’ Is Spring Break…For Racists?!

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One of the most entertaining aspects of horror is its subgenres. Zombie films have an ever-branching group of sub-subgenres, as do slashers and paranormal films. It’s honestly exhausting to try to classify some of these films. Hell, my favorite bigfoot film, Night of the Demon, is a cryptid slasher film! Who knew that the slasher subgenre would ever have a cryptid branch to it?! But the straight-to-DVD times of the mid-aughts brought a series of weird slasher-ish films to the shelves of Walmart and FYE’s across the United States. One of those films that caught my eye (at too young an age) was a genuinely weird, trailer park, splatterpunk remake called 2001 Maniacs. (Would this technically fall under the Hellbilly slasher subgenre?)

What Is 2001 Maniacs About?

Anderson Lee (Jay Gillespie), Corey Jones (Matthew Carey), and Nelson Elliot (Dylan Edrington) are three college kids on their way to Daytona for Spring Break. As their college graduation looms, or lack of graduation, they want to go out with a bang. Literally. A detour leads the three and two other groups into the overly cheery town of Pleasant Valley. But this stuck-in-their-ways town has danger lurking beneath it. The town’s mayor, George W. Buckman (Robert Englund), who dons a Confederate flag eye patch, welcomes the eight travelers in with open arms. And just like that, the Guts n’ Glory festival is set to begin! Though who will make it out alive, and who will get turned into tonight’s pot roast?

A Movie that Shares Some Odd Company

I’ll be completely honest. I haven’t watched this movie in over a decade. There was a time in my life when I was hellbent on finding the most messed-up movies I could. As my watchlist grew, so did my desensitization. Movies like this, Freakshow (which proudly boasted it was banned in 47 countries), August Underground, and The Girl Next Door filled out my formative film-viewing years. While I can understand why some of these disgusting movies were made, some completely befuddled me as to why they were even made. Out of all of these films, 2001 Maniacs stuck in my head as the most perplexing of the bunch.

Writers Tim Sullivan and Chris Kobin, with direction from Tim Sullivan, are very competent voices in horror. They co-wrote Driftwood together, which, while not amazing, is better than the reviews suggest. Their work on Snoop Dogg’s Hood of Horror resulted in a great anthology film that gets overlooked in most conversations about anthologies. And Tim Sullivan wrote/directed the second-best segment in Chillerama, “I was a Teenage Werebear”. So, why this movie? Why remake Herschell Gordon Lewis’s just as perplexing Two Thousand Maniacs!?

2001 Maniacs’ Surprising Connection to Cabin Fever

Quick aside, since we’re also covering Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever this month. What’s interesting is that this film stars Giuseppe Andrews as Harper Alexander (who reprises his role of Deputy Winston in Cabin Fever 2). And towards the beginning of this film, Eli Roth reprises his role of Justin from Cabin Fever. So, Eli Roth exists in this world as his character from Cabin Fever, but Giuseppe Andrews exists as a completely different entity. That’s neither here nor there. Just an interesting observation that implies the flesh-eating disease also exists within this world. What are the odds? As much as I despise Eli Roth, it would have been fascinating to see this group of characters battle Confederate ghosts AND a flesh-eating disease.

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Okay, where were we?

The Incredibly Shaky Acting in 2001 Maniacs

Nothing about this film works, except for a handful of practical effects. You can all hate me for what I’m about to say…and that’s okay. Robert Englund and Lin Shaye are not good actors. I will concede that Englud is great as Freddy, and he has worked his way into his legendary status. Beyond that? Not so much. Lin Shaye just…she’s a nepo sister who got in while the getting was good. Her high-pitched, high-energy line readings get old after more than 30 seconds of screentime. It’s easy to see why she has so many fans, and I’m happy that they have thousands of films to watch her in. I just think she took the spot of a potentially better actor. Though you should not mistake what I said as me saying the other actors in this movie are great. Because that is simply untrue. Nearly every scene feels as if the actors are reading their lines from a teleprompter slightly off-screen.

Do the Kills Make it Worth Sitting Through?

“But the point of this movie is the gory kills!” Okay, and? A few of the kills in 2001 Maniacs are fun and inventive, but you have to sit through endless filler until you get there. It gets to a point where this movie’s horniness becomes so over the top that even a hypersexual Joe Bob Briggs fan would become annoyed. You can say that it’s because this movie is a horror comedy, or that it’s supposed to be tongue-in-cheek. And I can come right back and say that there is not a single bit of ‘comedy’ in this movie that works. Vampires Suck is funnier than this. Hell, Disaster Movie is funnier than this.

2001 Maniacs is a Big Skip

2001 Maniacs is the closest I’ve come to a DNF when covering a film for Horror Press. The movie’s blatant racism-played-for-jokes becomes old before it even gets started. Decent practical effects are ruined by mid-aughts digital effects that would make the SciFi Channel cringe. God, how many times can you scream, “The South’s gonna rise again,” before it stops becoming satire and becomes weird? Calling this movie satire would be unfair because there is not a single moment of awareness throughout. Yes, they make Southerners look like pig-screwing dimwits, but it feels like it’s only done to cover their asses.

Do not watch 2001 Maniacs. It is a truly terrible movie. And that’s coming from someone who has watched nearly every SciFi Original, Mongolian Deathworm, and has sat through Verotika eight times.

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