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[REVIEW] ‘The Sadness’ (2021) No Frills, Just Thrills

The Sadness pits a couple, Jim (Berant Zhu) and Kat (Regina Lei), in a race against time to regroup as a rage virus viciously tackles Tawain (and the world). After dropping Kat off at work, Jim takes his time going home and stops at a cafe for a cup of coffee. The cafe worker drizzles himself with scalding hot fryer oil, and it’s off to the races from there. Kat soon finds herself helping a fellow commuter after an especially harrowing subway ride, as they are tailed by an infected businessman with an extraordinary taste for blood.

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When the pandemic hit the world, genre fans knew it would only be a matter of time until pandemic-themed horror films would be a dime a dozen. Starting with Nathan Crooker’s Isolation and Rob Savage’s Host, the quarantine-horror subgenre indeed skyrocketed into the genre’s zeitgeist. Surprisingly, most of these films dealt with the themes of isolation and germaphobia, and zombie films didn’t necessarily make the comeback it was poised to make. That’s until Rob Jabbaz burst onto the scene. Until The Sadness, I have never seen Shudder provide a content warning before a film–this is the perfect film for a content warning.

A Blood-Soaked Descent into Madness

The Sadness pits a couple, Jim (Berant Zhu) and Kat (Regina Lei), in a race against time to regroup as a rage virus viciously tackles Tawain (and the world). After dropping Kat off at work, Jim takes his time going home and stops at a cafe for a cup of coffee. The cafe worker drizzles himself with scalding hot fryer oil, and it’s off to the races from there. Kat soon finds herself helping a fellow commuter after an especially harrowing subway ride, as they are tailed by an infected businessman with an extraordinary taste for blood.

There’s no question about it: The Sadness is unapologetically violent and mean, it’s visceral and offputting. My first watch of this film, when it was released on Shudder, took almost three and a half hours because my stomach could not handle the hyperrealistic blood and violence. The overwhelming majority of The Sadness is practical and adds to the surreal authenticity of the chaos. If you have a friend who says they can watch any film, no matter how gory or violent it is, then The Sadness would be a fantastic litmus test for that.

We have umbrellas stabbing eyes, throat slits, cock and ball torture, hundreds of stabbings, de-fingerings, mouth grenades, and so much more. Each scene of violence acts as a warmup for the next scene of violence, trying to best itself in each latter scene. 99 minutes go by in the blink of an eye if you can stomach the film in one sitting.

The Alvin Virus and the Horrors of Humanity

The virus in the film is called the Alvin Virus, and while it doesn’t follow a COVID-type virus, it does produce some of the effects we’ve seen from COVID. While this is to a lesser extent, I remember going to the grocery store in the third or fourth week of lockdown and watching a 20-year-old man ram an elderly woman with his cart in order to get the final pack of toilet paper. The message behind The Sadness is more of a take it or leave it message. If you want to read into this film, you’ll find social commentary strewn about. But if you want to watch a bloody-as-hell flick, then you won’t be too upset by the barebones story.

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Is this a zombie film? Are people infected by rage viruses considered zombies? I consider rage-virus films zombie films, and that will probably upset some die-hard zombie fans. To me, rage-virus zombies are much more frightening because they still have some level of consciousness for their semi-cognitive actions. The Alvin Virus, kind of like the virus in Joe Lynch’s Mayhem or Vittorio Rambaldi’s Primal Rage, takes away all inhibitions from the brain of the host and allows them to act on their most violent tendencies.

The Sadness Pushes Boundaries

There are some critics, and moviegoers, who have chastised the film for its use of sexual assault. And while I would prefer not to see sexual assault in film (besides the fact that it’s been played out and is completely overused as plot devices), it fits the type of virus the Alvin Virus is.

Do you want to watch a film where the phrase “getting head” means something much more sinister? Or what about a film that traps commuters on a train with a growing number of ravenous killers? What if I said, “zombie baby”?

As a film viewer, I seek out films that push boundaries, films that step out from the shadow of others within their subgenre to be transgressive and different. As stated in the title of this review, The Sadness is no frills, all thrills. With wall-to-wall action and thousands of gallons of blood, this film is truly a top contender for one of the goriest movies ever made.

You can stream The Sadness on Shudder.

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Brendan is an award-winning author and screenwriter rotting away in New Jersey. His hobbies include rain, slugs, and the endless search for The Mothman.

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‘The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Vrach Frankenshteyn’ Review

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The act of cutting and stitching can grant new life to a long dead prospect, or it can unleash a monster. Dr. Frankenstein understood the stakes, as does any filmmaker aiming to salvage the unsalvageable. The X-Files creator Chris Carter hopes for a celebratory resurrection – or at least the chance to right some cinematic wrongs – with a recut of his 2008 movie, The X-Files: I Want to Believe. Hulu dropped this new version on August 14 under the appropriately cobbled-together title, The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Vrach Frankenshteyn. Carter insists it’s the edgy cut he’d always envisioned, untainted by notes from studio executives who wanted a sanitized PG-13 summer blockbuster.

The X-Files: I Want to Believe Gets a New Cut

If you’re not a die-hard X-phile, you could be excused for not even remembering the 2008 version of I Want to Believe. The box office bomb was released six years after the original show’s divisive series ending, in which Mulder and Scully depart from their X-Files post and become fugitives hunted by the FBI. Despite the open-ended nature of the TV finale, I Want to Believe was touted before its initial release as a Mulder-Scully reunion that would serve as a one-off case: the film would contain no references to the show’s ongoing mythology, which involved a convoluted alien conspiracy. This approach was welcomed by many fans who admired the scope and style of the first X-Files feature film, 1998’s Fight the Future, but longed to see a cinematic version of the show’s scary standalone tales like “Beyond the Sea” or “Home.”

Why the Original I Want to Believe Failed

Alas, the 2008 film is a plodding mess. Co-written (with Frank Spotnitz) and directed by Carter, the movie sees Mulder (David Duchovny, in all his deadpan glory) and Scully (Gillian Anderson, with all her understated power) co-habitating and keeping a low profile. Despite their fugitive status, the FBI enlists their help to find a missing agent. “All is forgiven,” the characters note, before it’s back to monster-chasing business as usual. Their only lead: Father Joe (Billy Connolly), a convicted pedophile priest who claims to have psychic visions. Scully’s outrage at his involvement leads her to a crisis of faith, while Mulder (and eventually the movie itself) has the stone-faced gall to encourage patience and sympathy for the sex offender. His visions eventually lead the duo to a Russian organ transporter running medical experiments to stitch together a new body for his ailing husband.

I Want to Believe Struggled as a Horror Movie

Even if I Want to Believe were a pristine thriller in the vein of Seven or Insomnia, its dour subject matter would still have sullied its chances against the competition: in the summer of 2008, the box office was dominated by crowd-pleasing juggernauts like Iron Man and The Dark Knight. But the movie is far from pristine. Its leaden pace makes it a chore for fans and newbies to withstand. Horror-wise, it lacks any monster-movie iconography or moments of unbearable dread. We’re a far cry from anything approaching the icky reveal of the sewer-dwelling Flukeman or the shiver-inducing antics of Satanic substitute teacher Miss Paddock.

I Want to Believe is devoid of the storytelling prowess, philosophical grit, stylistic innovation, and mordant humor that the show exuded at its peak. To top it all off, Carter populates the movie with bizarre directorial choices, including a moment in which Mulder gazes upon a framed photo of George W. Bush as the X-Files theme plays in the background, apropos of nothing.  With its tonal muddle and meandering script, the movie was enough to make even the most dedicated fans question their belief in the franchise.

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Chris Carter Returns to The X-Files

From 2016 to 2018, Carter revived the show for two seasons, which further served to frustrate longtime fans and newcomers with clunky creative choices.  Since then, The X-Files has shown few promising signs of life, but it’s been awakened from the grave with recent news that Ryan Coogler, director of Sinners, is developing a reboot series. It appears that Carter has leveraged the newfound interest in the franchise to make this R-rated director’s cut a reality. But despite the writer-director’s claims that it’s gorier than the theatrical version, bloodthirsty horror fans are likely to shrug. The most notable additions of “gore” include a few new shots of dismembered body parts and headless corpses. These images feel more narratively functional than anything, dramatizing the “modern day Frankenstein” plot instead of just alluding to it in reams of expository dialogue.

How Vrach Frankenshteyn Improves the 2008 Movie

Crucially, though, the film feels tighter. It’s 7 minutes shorter than the original cut, and scenes are now edited at a more staccato, thriller-like pace. Much of what’s missing involves tender character moments between Mulder and Scully. Two of their smooches have been nixed, along with half of a scene that involves late-night cuddling between the paranormal-fixated paramours. References to the characters’ backstory have also gotten the chop, including nods to Mulder’s long-lost sister and Scully’s son she gave up for adoption. Mercifully, this new edit streamlines a tedious subplot involving a young boy whose dire illness Scully goes to great lengths to treat.

Mulder and Scully Remain the Film’s Greatest Strength

The slashing of these character-centric moments might sound ill-advised or even sacrilege to fans who believed Mulder and Scully’s potent onscreen chemistry was the only redeemable element from the theatrical cut. Surprisingly, it all works. Duchovny and Anderson do commendable work in conveying the pathos of all the heartache the duo has endured – their shared glances do more heavy-lifting than any of Carter and Spotnitz’s ham-fisted dialogue.

The X-Files Recut Still Has Major Problems

Still, all the recutting in the world can’t save the film from its inherent design flaws. Mulder and Scully are apart for far too long. Scully’s subplot with her young patient is a snooze, since it keeps her away from the X-File at hand. And that X-File is generic at best, homophobic at worst. The so-called “modern Frankenstein” wants to build a new body for his husband, whose connection to Father Joe plays into eyeroll-y stereotypes around trauma victims and queer people. In both 2008 and 2026, it all feels like something that would land on the reject pile in the Law & Order: Special Victims Unit writers’ room.

Is Vrach Frankenshteyn Worth Watching?

While the original I Want to Believe is all but unwatchable, Vrach Frankenshteyn feels more like perfectly serviceable streaming fare. With Coogler’s much-anticipated reboot, many curious genre fans are checking out the show for the first time, working their way through all eleven seasons. If these newcomers wish to include I Want to Believe and the revival seasons in their binge-a-thon for sheer completists’ sake, they’d be well-advised to watch Vrach Frankenshteyn instead of the original: it’s a re-animated cinematic corpse that isn’t quite as beautiful as the Bride of Frankenstein, but it’s not quite dead-on-arrival either. If nothing else, at least it leaves that inexplicable George-W.-Bush-photo moment on the cutting room floor.

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The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Vrach Frankenshteyn is streaming on Hulu and Disney+.

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‘The End of Oak Street’ Review: The Summer Blockbuster You’ve Been Waiting For

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David Robert Mitchell’s The End of Oak Street has only committed one crime: premiering this late into the summer movie slate. Hot off the heels of The Odyssey and Spider-Man: Brand New Day, one can only hope Oak Street won’t be lost in the noise of August’s bigger releases. Because those who go to see it will have the pleasure of witnessing one of the few movies this year to actually capture the feeling of those classic Hollywood blockbusters that made Steven Spielberg a household name. And indeed, it’s the blockbuster we’ve been waiting for.

What Is The End of Oak Street About?

The End of Oak Street follows the Platt family: mother Denise (Anne Hathaway), father Greg (Ewan McGregor), and kids Audrey and Brian (Maisy Stella, Christian Convery). Don’t forget their beloved dog, Starbuck (played by newcomer Brisket). Though they blend into their suburban confines as a typical family, turmoil bubbles as Denise and Greg’s strained marriage begins to take a toll on their children.

But soon, an even bigger problem begins to plague Oak Street. Mysterious flashes of light and sound that explode in the night, the largest of which culminates in the entire neighborhood being transported through time and space: from 1982 to the prehistoric era. As dinosaurs and other megafauna wreak havoc, hunting down the unprepared humans brought to their time, the Platt family struggles to figure out how they’ll stay alive and if they’ll even be able to find a way back home.

David Robert Mitchell’s Writing and Directing Make for A Certified Home Run

For those who have been starved for a truly great big-budget dinosaur film given the slow death of the Jurassic Park franchise, you really can’t ask for more than this. Writer-director David Robert Mitchell, the mind behind It Follows and Beneath the Silver Lake, has returned to mix sincere family-drama with a thrilling science fiction survival film. Oak Street blends a lot of heart into its gloomier aspects, at turns funny, dark, charming, and frightening. It runs the emotional gamut and keeps you pinned to your seat as Mitchell constructs a rich interior world for the Platt family that is grounded against the fantastic situation they’re thrust into.

They’re not revolutionary characters, not by a long shot. An emotionally distant father and a mother looking for purpose beyond a suffocating home life, rebellious kids who are impulsive and scared, it’s nothing new. The script writing isn’t bombastically clever. But it is incredibly compelling thanks to the naturalistic dialogue and on-screen chemistry between the four actors. The realistic struggles of the family, driven by phenomenal performances from Hathaway and McGregor first and foremost, balance against the more thrilling elements of the film and keep it from tipping over into mere spectacle.

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80’s Suburbia Meets Cretaceous Terror in The End of Oak Street

When it zooms out from the family dilemma to indulge in that spectacle, though, it’s a visual feast and a half. Mitchell crafts an aesthetically luscious setting for the drama to take place in by melding 80’s suburbia with Cretaceous jungles. The blend of modern and primeval elements makes for a deadly and breathtaking environment, constructed with some incredible production design and wonderful digital effects.

Those effects never get old as we see the world beyond the block, and the same can be said for its numerous monstrous reptiles that populate it. Each new one the film pits the family against is more dangerous than the last, and they all look phenomenal. They have genuine weight and impact on screen, and if you even had to ask how, of course it’s Industrial Light & Magic doing their strongest cinema sorcery yet again.

Mitchell and Gioulakis Are On Their Photography A-Game

Mitchell and returning cinematographer Michael Gioulakis weave the camera through the neighborhood in a slick fashion, moving through buildings and yards deftly. They block every chase sequence and dinosaur encounter with immense style, resulting in some especially creative sequences. The locations feel purposeful, and the way the camera swoops and dives around is adventurous and legitimately energized. The dynamic camera work pairs with editing that’s snappy and perfectly paced, leaving just enough room to breathe between its exhilarating moments of prehistoric peril.

The End of Oak Street Is a Must-Watch Blockbuster

By its final scenes, Oak Street cements itself as a new favorite of the year. Big stars bringing bigger and more heartfelt performances, big budget effects that actually manage to wow you over and over, and a big entertainment value that reminds you of how even the simplest stories can generate a feeling of true adventure. The End of Oak Street is endlessly impressive and will revitalize even the most fatigued theatergoers this year.

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