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‘Orphan’ (2009) Review: The Not-So-Small Wonder

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Jaume Collet-Serra’s directing doesn’t hold up much on a technical front, but it still produces a memorable and freaky watch.

I find myself asking why sequels are being made more and more these days. In most cases, they were already in production before becoming stuck in development hell, and in other cases they’re formed de novo without any real incentive or demand. 13 years later, we’re getting a prequel to Orphan, and this is the latter. Was anybody asking for this?

When I first watched Orphan back in middle school, I was thoroughly freaked out by it. But I never was one to fondly look back on it as an iconic horror film or even as a rewatchable popcorn flick. And now in the present day, I can firmly say this is a lot more enjoyable when you go in blind, but it still stands out as an interesting piece in the “evil child” subgenre of horror.

As a refresher, following a miscarriage, couple Kate and John adopt a Russian foster daughter named Esther. Esther’s precocious nature and odd mannerisms charm them at first, but soon her odd behavior and violent streak begin to show the cracks in her carefully constructed façade. Spoilers for an incredible twist from here on out, so if you haven’t seen it, stop here and come back.

If you’re looking for more depth out of the film knowing the twist upon rewatches, it may not come to you. While there are a few clever lines from Esther that were clearly intended to be seen differently on a second viewing, those hints toward Esther’s real identity of 33-year-old serial killer Leena are kind of sparse and fall off quickly until the reveal in the third act.

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Isabelle Fuhrman’s Perfectly Evil Performance as Esther

Isabelle Fuhrman’s Esther is truly one of the evilest children put to film, and her performance carries the film on rewatches. Her creepy kid acting really lends to the movie’s best moments, even if there are times where her performance comes off as funny instead of demented. There is a genuinely hilarious jump scare that interrupts a kitchen sex scene between Kate and John, and some line deliveries with comedic timing feel unintentionally precise, but these are the exceptions to the rule.

Esther’s most frightening moments hinge on her cranking up the intensity of a situation to eleven very suddenly without giving much of a reaction as she does it, something Fuhrman excels in. There are plenty of moments where she unleashes all that psychotic energy and aggression, from strongarming her siblings at gunpoint to breaking her own arm with a vice grip to further a lie. Those moments are genuinely freaky and are where the film is at its best. Esther antagonizing Kate by reading her diary back at her just hits differently, so kudos to Fuhrman for being able to ramp up that quickly without chewing the scenery.

Vera Farmiga’s Emotional Depth in Orphan

Vera Farmiga’s performance likewise is stellar. Her interactions with John are filled with this soft sadness and anger you can tell is just under the surface of the dialogue, occasionally flaring out as she struggles to maintain control. It’s genuinely better than all her performances across the Conjuring movies since the role allows her a lot more range and authenticity than the very milquetoast writing she gets as Lorraine Warren.

On a technical level, the camerawork and editing have some serious issues. The DP on this film is all over the place with bad tracking shots for fake-out scares that never come and panning transitions to a new scene that lead nowhere. The most baffling shot of all is a close up on Esther’s face as she screeches and causes the entire screen to shake; instead of coming off as frightening, it just looks terrible and kind of annoying.

Scenes with otherwise good lighting occasionally have a muted coloring that is a lot more sepia-toned than necessary, a fault of trying to make a dreary film set in winter feel colder. Poor CGI blood muddles the violence in some scenes, while overblown music cues take a lot of the scariness out others. It isn’t that big of an offender in comparison to its contemporaries of the late 2000’s, but it’s just present enough to detract from the overall quality and vision of the film.

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RATING: 6.5, maybe 7 (Attempted Playground Slide Murders)/10. Spectacular acting from both a young star and a veteran actress wrapped up in an enticing story. On top of it, you get some seriously jacked up moments you won’t be forgetting for a while, as well as some of the coolest art direction I’ve seen in a horror movie with Esther’s blacklight art. It’s just a shame it kind of trips directly into a punji pit of bad cinematography, and it stutters occasionally in attempting to scare.

Luis Pomales-Diaz is a freelance writer and lover of fantasy, sci-fi, and of course, horror. When he isn't working on a new article or short story, he can usually be found watching schlocky movies and forgotten television shows.

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[REVIEW] ‘The Last Thing Mary Saw’: A Tale of Love and Loss

The Last Thing Mary Saw takes us to 1840s New York, where Mary (Stefanie Scott) finds herself on the opposite end of the law. Her family has been massacred, and she is the prime suspect. Mary’s life has been turbulent lately when word of her relationship with housemaid Eleanor (Isabelle Fuhrman) comes to light.

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I’m pretty much a broken record at this point from saying I’m not a huge fan of pre-1950s period pieces. The Devil’s Bath was a recent film that changed my mind about how I view period pieces, especially ones with a distinct message. For June, I wanted to take a wider look at LGBTQ+ representation and not just watch films that take place in a modern(ish) world. The Shudder Original The Last Thing Mary Saw could be the film to bring me out of my comfort zone and transport me to a world I would never know.

Exploring LGBTQ+ Representation in Historical Context

The Last Thing Mary Saw takes us to 1840s New York, where Mary (Stefanie Scott) finds herself on the opposite end of the law. Her family has been massacred, and she is the prime suspect. Mary’s life has been turbulent lately when word of her relationship with housemaid Eleanor (Isabelle Fuhrman) comes to light.

Love will always find a way, but the outcome may be far from what you expect.

Edoardo Vitaletti’s Directorial Debut

Writer/director Edoardo Vitaletti’s directorial feature debut is truly a sight to behold, pun intended. His approach to this film is one of care and respect. The film’s subject matter is incredibly distressing, and while not ‘based on…’, it feels all too authentic.

Mary and Eleanor are put through emotional and physical torture by those who vehemently disagree with their lifestyle. One thing I could never understand about religion is the hate that surrounds it. Luke 6:31, “treat others as you want to be treated.” Matthew 7:12, “So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you.”

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But the hate felt by nearly every marginalized community comes from the people who spend two hours on their knees for a zombie every Sunday.

A religious-like film such as Martyrs revels in its torture and uses it as a focal point to create a concise line between good and evil. Rather than making it a focal point, Vitaletti uses the pain and anguish of Mary and Eleanor to tell the heartbreaking story of two women who just want to be in love.

Standout Performances by Scott and Fuhrman

Stefanie Scott gives a chilling performance as Mary, but while not the titular character, Orphan’s Isabelle Fuhrman steals the show. Vitaletti struck gold on the casting for his debut as narry a performance falls flat.

It’s impressive to see a filmmaker with a singular short film under his belt pull such powerful performances out of actors while simultaneously never losing sight of their visual storytelling. Along with Black Friday cinematographer David Kruta, Vitaletti crafts a deliberate, atmospheric tale of love and loss.

A Gripe with Chapter Breakdowns in The Last Thing Mary Saw

My main issue with the film is something I’ve discussed before and is a pretty ridiculous gripe. Films that are less than one hour and 45 minutes should not be broken down into chapters. It strains a film’s pacing and puts the creatives in a box where they MUST hit certain beats to get to the end of said chapter.

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There are some moments in the film where it does feel stretched out to accommodate its chapters, as well as times it feels a bit forced to end a chapter.

The Last Thing Mary Saw is a beautiful look at a time thankfully long gone. Well, there are still, unfortunately, a few too many people who think like the antagonists of this film. I’m not sure of the staying power a film like this has in the overall zeitgeist of the genre.

It doesn’t do enough to stand out as a powerful film, even though it’s visually gorgeous and has enough agency to feel effective in what it’s trying to say. This film is definitely not Friday night movie marathon material (it would put one hell of a damper on the night!), but the genre is in an overall better place because it exists.

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[Tribeca Film Festival 2025] ‘Man Finds Tape’: A Sinister Mockumentary With Something For Everyone

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For centuries, humans have been captivated by photographic evidence of the supernatural. From 19th century spirit photos to modern day TikToks of mimics, we just can’t get enough. Paul Gandersman and Peter Hall’s debut feature Man Finds Tape explores the idea of recording supernatural phenomena, as well as how other people react to it.

The Viral Mystery of Man Finds Tape

Lucas Page (played by William Magnuson) achieved internet notoriety after finding old, disturbing tapes in his childhood home, where he still lives. After the discovery of the first tape, which features him as a child and an unidentified person who puts something in his mouth while he was sleeping, Lucas began documenting his investigation into it, as well as the discovery of other tapes—featuring the other members of his family. As one does in our modern age of “share everything!”, Lucas posted videos of his investigation online, in a series he titled—you guessed it—“Man Finds Tape”. His series went viral, leading to thousands of people getting invested in the unfolding story, spectators egging him on, doubters accusing him of making everything up…and, of course, people tracking down his sister, Lynn (Kelsey Pribilski), and posting TikToks in which they invade her space and intrude upon her professional life.

Lynn is, understandably, not a fan of “Man Finds Tape”, so she’s less than thrilled when Lucas requests an urgent Zoom call to show her a video. This one isn’t from their childhood, though; it’s recent surveillance footage of a fatal hit-and-run on a main street in their hometown of Larkin, Texas. The homicide happened in broad daylight, and there were witnesses…sort of. In the video, everyone on the street stops moving simultaneously with their heads bowed down.

It’s enough to get Lynn to return to Larkin, albeit reluctantly and with a healthy amount of skepticism. When she reunites with her brother to help him investigate, things take a sharp twist and get even weirder. The siblings find themselves in the midst of a supernatural occurrence that’s been infecting the people in Larkin for years. At the heart of it all is Reverend Endicott Carr (John Gohlson)—a charismatic preacher and televangelist revered as a pillar of the community.

Style and Execution: A Fresh Take on Found Footage

Presented as a documentary, complete with 911 calls, interviews, recovered footage, and internet forums, Man Finds Tape is a bold and genuinely unsettling addition to the found footage horror genre. Pribilski and Magnuson star as Lynn and Lucas, respectively, both independently and as a team in their shared scenes. Their portrayal of familial conflict overcome by unwavering love and loyalty makes them believable as siblings. Nell Kessler also shines through in her performance as Wendy Parker, Lucas’s one-time girlfriend who is now a surrogate carrying Carr’s baby. Brian Villalobos is also featured as a mysterious stranger who is running his own investigation into Carr. Gohlson’s performance as Endicott Carr is fantastically sinister, but not overly so—he balances paranormal spookiness with the run-of-the-mill creep factor inherent in televangelists.

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Along with a strong cast, Man Finds Tape has an interesting and compelling story that will hold viewers captive and at the edge of their seat. There’s something in this film for everyone: true found footage (as in, characters find disturbing recordings), a well-executed mockumentary style, cryptids, small town eeriness, body horror (major trypophobia warning!), and religious horror. The film gets a bit too expository towards the end, but the rest of the movie more than makes up for it.

Man Finds Tape had its premiere at Tribeca Film Festival

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